The heavens start from the Hong Kong Comprehensive World

Chapter 275 What I heard in heaven, a group of old fritters

Although one day in the sky and one year on the earth, Xu Luo didn't feel this way when he was in the heaven, he just felt that the time was the same as in the human world.

In the afternoon, Xuannv came to the God of Wealth Mansion to look for him.

Wearing a phoenix crown and a long lavender palace dress, Xuannv looked more dignified and elegant, her pouches were bulging, and she trembled when she walked.

This is the jumping D that young people like to play.

"You're finally here, take me out for a stroll." Xu Luo, who was already bored, couldn't wait to step forward and grab Xuannv's little hand before walking out.

Xuannv warned: "You must not be too intimate with me outside, or you will be reported."

Wasn't she and Cupid relegated to the world because they were reported to have an office romance?

She didn't want to score twice.

"Don't worry, I understand, it's more exciting to be sneaky." Xu Luo laughed, pulled her into his arms and hugged her, resting his chin on her shoulder.

Both hands are not idle.

Xuannv struggled for a while and let him go. She blushed and said, "I can't wait to implement the plan for Guanyin."

This woman is a little dark in her heart. She can't stand Guanyin's spotless cleanliness when she is depraved, so she has to be dragged into the water. She is more active than Xu Luo in this regard.

"The plan is cancelled." Xu Luo said lightly.

Xuannv turned her head and asked, "Why?"

"Because if my plan goes well, it doesn't need to be so troublesome at all." Xu Luo looked at her small ruddy mouth close at hand, bowed her head and kissed her.

When he sucked the blood of the Immortals, there would be no one in the sky and on earth, and he would be the Jade Emperor and just bring Avalokitesvara into the harem, and she would still be able to defy God's will.

Xu Luo couldn't wait to become a faint king.

"Oh, I hate it." Xuannv rolled her eyes at him, turned her head away, and asked, "Your plan? What is your plan? Are you still hiding it from me?"

"How could it be? I have taught you everything." Xu Luo said to him, and then ended the topic: "Okay, take me out for a stroll, I am not familiar with the Heavenly Court, I am afraid that I will break into some forbidden place .”

Only the God of Wealth is worthy of his trust.

Of course, they can't tell her their plan, after all, if there is even a little bit of news about this kind of thing, it will be over.

He is a rebellious traitor.

"Hmph, if you don't say it, don't say it, what's the big deal." Xuannv curled her lips, broke free from Xu Luo's arms, fastened her belt and said, "Let's go."

Xu Luo twitched the residual warmth left by his fingertips, it was really poetic, and then went out with Xuannv.

"This is the peach garden of the Queen Mother. It is full of fairy peaches, but you can't eat them except for the peach fair." Flying in the sky, Xuannv pointed to a large peach garden below, pursing her red lips and said.

Xu Luo put his hands behind his back, looking like a veteran cadre going to the countryside for inspection: "I will let you eat it every day from now on."

"Tch, you thought this was eating you." Xuannv slammed the car, but her face turned red after speaking.

Xu Luo complained mercilessly: "You blushed like a bubble teapot, and thought you were a pure and pure fairy? You are old Si Ji, so stop pretending to be pure."

"Bah! This fairy has magic power, I can be a virgin every day!" Xuannv stretched her fair jade neck.

Xu Luo's eyes lit up when he heard this: "Then, wouldn't I be able to..."

"Get out!" Xuannv dismissed his thoughts, and then led him to the next place: "This is Yuelao's residence, hey, did you see that, the old man with the white beard holding the red thread below is Yuelao."

"Go down and have a look." Xu Luo said, before Xuannv could respond, he flew down first: "Yuelao."

"Ouch!" Yue Lao, who was concentrating on pulling the red line, was startled by the sudden voice, and looked back at Xu Luo with doubts: "You are..."

Xu Luo was not in his memory.

"He is the new God of Wealth." Xuannv floated down, and stood beside Xu Luo to introduce.

"The God of Wealth has changed?" Yue Lao mourned for the former God of Wealth, and then smiled and congratulated: "Congratulations, I will be an official in the same dynasty in the future, and I will come and go often."

"I'm new here, and I need to take care of it." Xu Luo said, walking to the pile of red lines: "This is the marriage line of the world."

"Yes, this is a man, and this is a woman." Yue Lao pointed to two stones, and then picked up a red thread to show Xu Luo: "Insert the male end into the female, and it will It's done."

After inserting it, he patted his forehead and said: "It's over, it's over, it's wrong again, these two are brother and sister!"

Xu Luo: "..."

Someone in the world is going to Germany to see an orthopedic surgeon.

Therefore, a small mistake made by the gods at work will cause great harm to ordinary people.

"It's time to get off work, why don't you have a meal together?" Yuelao simply repented and acted nonchalantly.

Xu Luo pointed to the red thread that he had pulled by mistake just now and asked, "Don't you need to change it if you pulled it wrong?"

"What are you changing? I'm too lazy to change it. This shows that it's God's will." Yuelao didn't take it seriously. He was already off work and why did he have to get off work overtime, and invited Xu Luo: "Let's go and drink tea first, and save the work for tomorrow."

One day in the sky, one year on the ground, wait until you change it tomorrow, the brother and sister in the mortal world have already had a baby.

The current Heavenly Court is really too loose. Xu Luo decided to become the Jade Emperor to change this kind of laziness and dereliction of duty. It's really unreasonable for him to fish every day without fear of losing his job while holding an iron job.

Well, when the time comes, he will be the only one who can loosen it in the whole heaven, and everyone else will roll it up for me.

What is 996, he wants to formulate 007!

"You are busy first, Yuelao, and we will not disturb your work." Xu Luo and Xuannv said goodbye and left.

The two walked around a few more places, and finally came to the Moon Palace. Just as they approached, they heard the sound of felling trees. Because the place was too deserted, the sound of cutting trees was particularly obvious.

I saw a young man with a bare upper body, exposing a strong and healthy body, holding an ax and chopping a laurel.

"He is Wu Gang, a lumberjack who specializes in cutting laurel. Most buildings in the Heavenly Court are built with laurel." Xuannv pointed to the young man and introduced.

"Ah?" Xu Luo was taken aback, then blinked and asked, "In the myths and legends, wasn't he punished to cut down trees here because he made a mistake?"

"Yeah, he was demoted to a lumberjack because he made a mistake." Xuannv nodded as a matter of course, and further explained: "When he was playing Pai Gow with the Four Heavenly Kings, he was caught secretly changing cards. , Several people fought violently, he cut off a pillar of the Jade Emperor's palace, and then he was sent here to cut down trees, and he was asked to cut down all the laurel, but the laurel grew too long after cutting, and he couldn't cut it all."

"The brand is not good." Xu Luo shook his head, and then asked curiously: "Then the four heavenly kings were not punished? After all, they did it after all."

"Of course, otherwise, why would you think that their four great heavenly kings are so resounding, why would they be reduced to looking at the gate?" Xuannv pursed her lips and shrugged.

Xu Luo: "..."

Guys, that's it.

He was so speechless last time.

"Hmph!" Hearing her words, Wu Gang glared at her angrily, and continued to chop down trees with greater strength, as if he was chopping down a mysterious girl.

"I wonder who is chirping outside. It turns out that Sister Xuannv has returned." A cold and ethereal female voice sounded, and a beautiful and graceful fairy flew out holding a rabbit.

"Long time no see, wow, let me rua your bunny." Xuannv stared at the fluffy rabbit in Chang'e's arms with glowing eyes, and when she went to grab her ears and lifted her into her arms, she was ravaged fiercely.

The jade rabbit's chubby face was shown various expressions by Xuannv Rua, while it looked unlovable.

Xu Luo stared at Chang'e's snow-white rabbit, and wanted to rua, but Chang'e definitely wouldn't allow it.

"This is..." Chang'e tightened the tulle outside to cover her chest, and looked at Xu Luo suspiciously.

If Wu Gang had looked at her like that, she would have spat at him coldly, but she didn't mind that Xu Luo was so handsome, and she was proud of being old enough.

"Oh, I almost forgot." Xuannv, fascinated by the rabbit, remembered that Xu Luo was still there, and quickly introduced to Chang'e: "This is the new God of Wealth, Xu Luo."

"So that's how it is." Chang'e's eyes flashed with surprise, she pursed her lips and said with a smile, "I've seen the God of Wealth."

This is the first time in so many years that the position of a fairy has been appointed, so it is inevitable to be surprised.

"Why don't you go in and sit down, just try the sweet-scented osmanthus cake I made." Chang'e invited the two with a smile.

Xu Luo agreed straight away: "Then excuse me."

"Don't bother me, my moon palace is usually very cold, so it's rare to have guests." Chang'e smiled charmingly, turned around and led the way.

Xuannv hugged the rabbit and followed behind, and secretly sent a voice transmission to Xu Luo: "Don't think about it, Chang'e is notoriously cold, Marshal Canopy, Jade Emperor, and Wu Gang have all tried her ideas one after another, but they all failed. .”

Heaven forbids immortals to fall in love.

However, it is not forbidden to cultivate both gods and immortals.

"No matter how cold a woman is, her body is still warm." Xu Luo replied without changing his face.

And as for the Jade Emperor, Marshal Tianpeng, and Wu Gang, these rotten garlics, one of them looks better than the other, sorry for the audience, can they be compared with his jade-faced young man?
"Then you can try it. She has been a widow for thousands of years and has never touched a man. She is very determined."

"We need to think about the problem from another angle. This shows that she has been dry for thousands of years and is more likely to be teased."

Xuannv actually thought it was fucking reasonable.

The two followed Chang'e into the Moon Palace and took their seats, and then Chang'e ordered someone to bring sweet-scented osmanthus wine and cake.

Xu Luo feels that the greatest joy of being a fairy is to eat better than the world, it is really delicious.

After sitting in the moon palace for a while, Xu Luo and Xuannv said their goodbyes.

At least he made Chang'e laugh just now and left a good impression on her, so he can go further next time.

Back at the God of Wealth Mansion, Xu Luo couldn't wait to play poker with Xuannv. Halfway through the game, Xuannv turned into Chang'e, and the poker game became more intense.

This woman is really getting more and more playful.

It is worthy of Xu Luo's painstaking cultivation when he was in the mortal world.

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As a high-ranking official, the God of Wealth naturally has a car, a car he doesn't know what brand it is, but it only looks like a high-quality imitation Mercedes-Benz.

This is handcrafted by the craftsman Luban.

Early the next morning, Xu Luo got up, put on his official uniform and drove to Lingxiao Palace to attend the court meeting.

Along the way, I encountered all kinds of mounts and strangely shaped flying cars and flying swords.

The parking lot is just outside the Lingxiao Palace, and there are all kinds of strange things parked there. After parking the mounts, the gods got out of the car and said hello to each other.

"Hey, Erlang God, who is that person?"

"I don't know you, is there a newcomer in Heaven?"

"I know that god. It's called Xu Luo. He is the new God of Wealth. The Jade Emperor will announce it in a short while." Yuelao answered everyone's doubts.

Everyone suddenly realized that the pot exploded at the same time.

"The God of Wealth has changed?"

"Didn't he only go down to earth for 300 years?"

"Is there still a place for him here!"

How is this different from dismissal?
The gods are inevitably saddened by the death of the rabbit and the fox. After all, the God of Wealth can be replaced today, so what about themselves tomorrow?
No, this vent cannot be opened.

Once their iron rice bowl is opened, it will be unstable.

All the gods looked at each other without saying a word, only the carefree Yuelao didn't notice anything wrong.

"The Jade Emperor has a decree that the gods enter the palace!"

With a shout, all the gods stepped on the steps and walked into the Lingxiao Palace in an orderly manner. The Jade Emperor was already sitting on the top, playing with a fairy peach in his hand.

"See Jade Emperor." The gods bowed.

"Excuse me." The Jade Emperor waved his hand, then pointed at Xu Luo and said, "Who is that, come out for a while."

"The minister is here." Xu Luo walked to the middle of the hall.

The Jade Emperor looked at the crowd and said, "Because of his busy schedule, the God of Wealth cannot take the place of the God of Wealth temporarily. He is the God of Wealth during the absence of the God of Wealth."

"Your Majesty! Absolutely not!" Tota Heavenly King Li Jing was the first to come out, and said to the Jade Emperor with a serious face: "The God of Wealth did not make a big mistake, but he was punished to practice in the mortal world for 300 years. A god of wealth, what shall we do when he comes back?"

"Yes, I hope His Majesty will take it back!"

"It's about priesthood, don't be hasty, Your Majesty!"

Other gods also echoed, they are not targeting Xu Luo, but want to put an end to this phenomenon.

In the past, their god positions were as stable as Mount Tai, and it was common for them to be relegated to the mortal world, but even if they descended to the mortal world, they would still retain their god positions, but now once they are relegated to the mortal world, there is a risk of losing their jobs. Who can agree to this?
So this matter must not be the first of its kind.

Xu Luo looked on coldly, hum, Gan Linniang, when I become the Jade Emperor, I will make you all roll into burritos.

"Presumptuous! You are not joking! Are you trying to make His Majesty go back on what you say? Do you still have His Majesty in your eyes?" The God of Wealth jumped out and labeled them.

Li Jing glared angrily: "God of wealth, you..."

"Stop, stop!" Seeing that there was going to be another quarrel, the Jade Emperor interrupted quickly, saying, "I've thought about your concerns a long time ago, so in the future, the God of Wealth will be rotated. Xu Luo has been in power for 300 years, and when Zheng Caishen comes back, he will be in power for another 300 years."

"This..." The gods were still dissatisfied, but seeing the impatient expression of the Jade Emperor, they all knew that anyone who spoke at this time would offend him, so they shut up.

However, everyone is secretly vigilant and cannot be relegated to the earth. The God of Wealth is a lesson from the past.

"Okay, let's play early if there is something to do, and leave the court if there is nothing to do."

The Jade Emperor said with a dispirited expression on his face.

Some gods reported the serious economic problems of inflation in the underworld.

A god reported a drought in a certain place in the lower realm.

There are gods...

In the end, for some unknown reason, Erlangshen and Nezha quarreled, shifting responsibility from each other, and finally developed into a big fight. The Jade Emperor shouted happily: "The market is open! Come and open!"

The other immortals swarmed up to bet.

Xu Luo feels sympathy for the people in the world who have such a group of gods on their heads. It is no wonder that such a group of things are useful every day.

"Why, you also find it boring." Accompanied by Xiangfeng, a familiar voice sounded behind him.

Xu Luo turned her head and saw that it was Chang'e. She sighed pretending to be disappointed and said, "I came to be a god to benefit the common people. I never thought of it...absurd!"

It turns out that Chang'e is good at it.

"The gods in the heaven have been at ease for too long." Chang'e finished inviting and said, "Would you like to sit with me again?"

"It's an honor." Xu Luo smiled slightly.

Then the two left one step ahead, and a group of gambling dogs behind them shouted loudly, and the God of Fortune was among them, the one who barked the loudest, because he was in charge of windfall.

On the way to the Moon Palace, Xu Luoda talked with Chang'e about his ideal of benefiting the people and his disappointment with the status quo of the Heavenly Court.

This is called prescribing the right medicine.

What kind of man does she like.

Xu Luo can pretend to be anything.

Chang'e's beautiful eyes were rippling when she heard it. Compared with the old salted fish in Tianting, Xu Luo, who was determined to forge ahead and vigorous, undoubtedly caused ripples in her silent heart.

"You are so brave, you dare to talk about the Jade Emperor behind your back, so you are not afraid that I will sue you?" Chang'e suddenly put on a serious face, pretending to be threatening.

"Of course I'm not afraid." Xu Luo showed a harmless smile: "Because I grew up listening to your stories, Sister Chang'e, and I knew you were a kind-hearted God when I first met you. How could you sue me? What about the situation, sister, do you think so?"

"I'm not that good." Chang'e was a little embarrassed by Xu Luo's praise, and said, touching her face.

Xu Luo suddenly took her hand and said earnestly, "My sister is a hundred times better than what I said."

"Ah! What are you doing?" Chang'e panicked and looked left and right: "Let go of me! It would be terrible if someone saw me, and I will definitely impeach you!"

"I want to seek the Tao together with my sister." Xu Luo is a straightforward person, not to mention that Chang'e is a married young woman who has lived for so many years. She has never seen anything, and it is useless to use any small tricks.

It's better to invite her directly to double cultivation. After all, the gods don't take skins so seriously, otherwise Xuannv wouldn't let him succeed so easily.

The most intimate relationship is the cultivation of mind and soul.

The dual cultivation of body and body is just a temporary pleasure.

Chang'e broke free and spat: "Bah, it's only been a day and you can't help showing your true colors. Who do you think I am? Hmph, let's be like this today."

After the voice fell, he twisted his waist and flew away first.

Xu Luo was not disappointed, because he had already seen the signs of success. Chang'e didn't sternly reject it, but that was to give him hope. Where there is hope, there is direction.

He flew back to the Lingxiao Palace, waited for the God of Wealth to come out in the parking lot, and then discussed the plan to implement the blood donation activity. Xu Luo never procrastinated in his work.

The God of Wealth wants to procrastinate.

After all, he really didn't want to be seriously injured on purpose.

(End of this chapter)