Weird internet celebrity company: female weird dressed as Two-dimensional

Chapter 2 The Horrible New Employee

"My pussy!"

Wei Kun was terrified, turned around and ran!
He thought as he ran.

Why does the protagonist of a horror movie stand still when he sees a ghost?

He quickly understood their difficulties.

Because... people can't run away from ghosts!

Wei Kun just ran with his head down, and didn't even notice that the red-clothed woman's corpse was already hanging upside down at the company's gate, staring at him with vicious eyes.

So he bumped into his arms as expected.

Hanging upside down, the height was just right, and when the teeth hit the teeth, Wei Kun gnawed a big mouthful of old maggots to his heart's content.

"Yue—!"

He vomited the red-clothed woman's body all over her face on the spot, and the red oil enoki mushroom and Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles could still be seen in some shape.

The exorcism effect of traditional ingredients is quite good!

In the next moment, Wei Kun saw the vicious resentment of the female corpse in red, whose facial features were distorted to the extreme, as if hit by the five thunders.

He has no doubt—

If the female corpse in red was sane, she would definitely let herself experience the cruelest and most terrifying methods in turn!
Because Wei Kun looked at the Flammulina velutipes hanging in his nostrils and felt the same way, he himself felt quite disgusted.

"Even!"

Wei Kun screamed and explained, turned around and ran away!
Bathrooms, windows, terraces, every time you run to an exit, you will bump into this angry red-clothed female corpse and the naughty enoki mushroom on your nostrils.

Keep running!

"It's really evil!"

"I am a five-good young man, and I was living a good life."

"Eating Wallace, singing zood, and being tricked by my second uncle when I went out."

"I'm in debt, I'm disheartened, I'm in the late stage of Yuyu, I can't wait to die immediately."

"But what I want is to use the torture of time to die of old age in pain. I don't want to play with the upside-down female ghost at all. I'll spit on you, you spit on me! This scale is overwhelmed." The codes are all restricted grades of special meows!"

Wei Kun wants to cry but has no tears.

In the end, he was cornered by the female corpse in red, and he had nowhere to escape!
I wanted to cry out to the ghost king for mercy, but when I caught a glimpse of the flammulina velutipes trembling again, I couldn't hold back the sound of puffing, crying like laughing, laughing like crying.

"Send it! It's over!"

"But it's not a bad man, you can still blow it down here. I died laughing at the female ghost who inserted the enoki mushroom upside down!"

He stiffened for a second, then completely softened, clasped his hands together and begged for mercy:
"Wuuuuuu, female hero, I have no grievances with you, why do you want to kill me! There are so many corrupt officials, evil gentry and powerful people in this world, you hang them! Hang them on the street lamps! Do whatever you want, Just make a crossed pendulum!"

Wei Kun closed his eyes tightly, sat paralyzed in despair, begging for mercy no matter what.

The female corpse in red had sharp black eyes, and a strange smile appeared on her pale face.

gradually approach.

Her ice-cold hands slowly rested on Wei Kun's shoulders, gradually strangling his neck.

Crack, click, click——!
While Wei Kun was suffocating, he could even hear the terrifying sound of his cervical spine twisting and deforming!
He thought that his poorer than life experience card had expired.

The old Yangyang brand printer made a sharp printing sound again!
A piece of printing paper floated out strangely, and folded into a pale paper man in the air.

The paper figurine floated in front of Wei Kun, grinned strangely, raised its small pointed hand, and then slapped him with a sturdy big pocket.

Wei Kun, who had his eyes closed, was suddenly taken aback.

Still thinking in my mind.

Didn't you pinch me with both hands?

Where did the lady in red get her third hand?
This ghost is so weird!

no!Even if you die, you have to take a look!Otherwise, you won't be able to forget this after drinking Mengpo soup!

Curiosity overcame the desire to survive, and he opened his eyes with difficulty.

He actually saw a pale paper figure written on the front - "stare at her".Then with a small pointed hand, he pointed at the red-clothed female corpse who was grinning ferociously to the ears.

Wei Kun did so subconsciously, turned his head sharply, and stared at the female corpse in red.

As he stared, to his surprise, the hand of the female corpse in red began to loosen.

Is it...

"A female ghost of social terror?"

The more Wei Kun stared, the looser the red-clothed woman's body became. She stared with big eyes and small eyes for an unknown amount of time, as long as an hour.

The female corpse in red finally retracted her arms and returned to the upside-down bat state, motionless.

However, the way she looked at Wei Kun was still terrifying and vicious.

Blood dripped down, and Wei Kun's sweat crackled along with it. His whole body was drenched like a sprint for a thousand meters. His head was as stable as if equipped with optical image stabilization, and he was still staring at the red-clothed female corpse.

"It's not a problem to keep staring like this..."

Seeing this, the pale paper figurine let out a chuckle, and floated in front of Wei Kun with the wind, pointing to the scarlet letter on his body with his pointed little hand.

"If it's daylight, she will disappear."

The bloody handwriting gradually disappeared, replaced by new words.

"The next night, she will kill you again."

Wei Kun found that this paper man seemed to be able to communicate, and judging from its performance, it had good intentions.

"What the hell are you?"

The pale paper figurine bared again.

"I am your princess..."

"Secretary Si."

Wei Kun took a deep breath: "Isn't it five characters?"

"I just love it."

"What do you do with me?"

Wei Kun can only choose to accept the evil taste of the pale paper man, who is better than others?

"My mind is a little confused. You said you are my secretary? The secretary of Happy Entertainment?"

"Ghost company secretary."

"If you don't believe me."

"Look at the front door."

Wei Kun wanted to turn his head to take a look at the main entrance, but when he turned halfway, he hurriedly turned away and came back. As expected, the hand of the red-clothed female corpse was about to pinch him again!
It's cheating me!

The character of this pale paper man... is a bit vile!
However, Wei Kun still saw that the nameplate of "Happy Mutual Entertainment" at the entrance of the company was gone, and instead of it was a simple wooden plaque engraved with "Ghost Company".

He took a deep breath and said, "Let me trust you, but what about this female ghost?"

"Keep an eye on her."

"I can't stare at her forever."

"What a fool."

"Where's your phone?"

Wei Kun was stunned for a moment, and then understood the intention of the pale paper figurine.He took out his mobile phone, adjusted it to video mode, pointed at the female corpse in red, and then carefully turned his eyes away. During the process, he kept paying attention to the movement of the female corpse in red from the corner of his eye.

really!

The red-clothed female corpse "watched" by the mobile phone camera hangs on the ceiling honestly like a porcelain doll.

"It turns out that she doesn't want to be watched, but to satisfy the concept of being "watched", which will restrain her fierceness..."

Wei Kun breathed a sigh of relief.

Shaking his head, the intense joy of the rest of his life filled his heart.

He stood up, his legs were limp, his feet were staggering, and he was about to walk towards the company gate.

The pale paper figurine floated over to stop him, and waved its small pointed hand.

"This is not possible."

"Just temporarily."

"There must be real people..."

"Just watch her."

Wei Kun frowned, and said to himself: "A real person...staring with a mobile phone...I understand!"

He suddenly woke up and was shocked.

"You mean you want me to broadcast live for her?"

The pale paper man nodded sharply.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!"

Wei Kun froze for a moment, then shook his head.

He would rather stay with the female ghost for life than do it.

What if the paper figurine and the female ghost are together?The purpose is to lie to myself to start a live broadcast, like the videotape of "Midnight Ring", to spread supernatural events.

Just when he was suspicious.

A mysterious and mysterious voice sounded in Wei Kun's mind.

"Terrorist company management system, activated successfully!"

"Congratulations, permanent chairman Wei Kun!"

"After the system is turned on, you will not be able to obtain wealth through channels other than ghost companies."

"You have successfully recruited No. 001 ghost employee—B-level ghost, female corpse in red. Mindless, extremely bloodthirsty, and will eliminate the desire to attack when watched..."

He froze for a full 10 minutes.

These few paragraphs, the system voice kept repeating, until Wei Kun subconsciously nodded, the voice disappeared.

Wei Kun was silent for a long time, then raised his head suddenly, and asked seriously:
"Ghost company pays wages, can ghost coins be used instead?"

(End of this chapter)