There are always bad guys trying to steal my real body

Chapter 3 The way to make money, to make friends with martial arts

Under the dazzling slanting sun, two fawns ran out of the woods and had sex on the grass as if no one else was around.

In the fairy spring, the two stiffened into stone sculptures.

Yu Bailu's face was red, his ears were red, and he was at a loss. He tried to step out of the fairy spring, but his feet slipped.

Leng Rong hurriedly stretched out his hand to embrace Yu Bailu's waist, splashing water bloomed around the two of them, Leng Rong's rolling Adam's apple was close at hand, and Yu Bailu, who was a little uncomfortable, was about to say thank you, but Leng Rong had already let go of her , The downcast eyes competed with the buckle, leaving no room for an ambiguous atmosphere to breed.

Thanks to Yu Bailu who was stuck in his throat, he couldn't help laughing, stretched out his hand, and quickly helped Leng Rong, who was somewhat clumsy, fasten the button.

With one jump, she jumped out of the fairy spring, turned around and smiled brightly at Leng Rong.

"Would you like venison?"

Many years later, Leng Rong can't forget her looking back and smiling under the golden setting sun, there is a kind of soul-stirring beauty.

As for whether it was because she was so beautiful at that time, or because she was a little "evil", I can't tell
Xianlong Town, Temple Street is in front of the house.

Mother Yu, who stood at the gate with her hips on her hips, looked at Leng Rong beside Yu Bailu in disbelief.

The daughter of "one fart and two lies" actually abducted a man back home.

And looking at the disheveled appearance of the man, it seems that her daughter has eaten him up and wiped him clean.

"Pa", a slap on the daughter's back.

"For committing a criminal offense, do you want to go to jail?"

"Mother, I took her in with good intentions, so don't wrong anyone."

The loud voices of the mother and daughter attracted people to stop and watch.

When many girls and daughters-in-law saw the disheveled Leng Rong, their eyes were bigger and rounder than walnuts.

Yu Bailu saw everything in his eyes, pinched his chin, and thoughtfully, the corners of his mouth gradually curved up.

Yu Bailu, who passed the hurdle of his mother blocking the door, met his younger brother Yu Baichen when he was eating.

"The more rice worms you raise at home, the more you don't know and think you've made a fortune. I don't know what it means to do what you can, so I like to be taken advantage of and raise some for nothing."

When Yu Baichen was a child, he was also a follower who shouted "sister, wait" every day, and he was a lively and lovely glutinous rice dumpling in Yu Bailu's eyes.

Since breaking his leg, Yu Baichen has been silent for a long time.Then one day, his mouth seemed to be inhabited by poisonous insects, and every time he opened his mouth, he could stab several people to death.

Yu Bailu, who caused his younger brother to break his leg, pampered him because of guilt; Yu's mother let him worry about her son's temper;

In this family, no one would say a harsh word to him.

"Your mouth was stung by a scorpion?"

The cold and melting tone of such a sentence suddenly appeared too seriously, it didn't seem like a joke.

Ding Wei couldn't help laughing, but couldn't hold it back, he burst out laughing.

With the laughter, a few grains of rice flew down gorgeously on Bai Chen's face.

With a "pop", Yu Baichen dropped the chopsticks and glared at Yu Bailu viciously.

The heavens can learn from it, but she didn't do anything, so why did she suffer from the disaster?

She and Leng Rong are both innocent, and they haven't married yet, so why did they even sit together?
My lord, I am wronged!
Seeing that Yu Baichen was so angry that she rolled her eyes, but she was very happy, chewing Leng Rong slowly, Yu Bailu smiled like a fox stealing a chicken, hugged his younger brother Yu Baichen's shoulders, and whispered He whispered in his ear: "He is not a rice worm, but an old hen that lays golden eggs."

Her eyes were shining with gold, as if there were two piles of gold ingots piled inside.

Ding Wei, who is well versed in his senior sister's temperament, knows that once such a calculating smile appears on his senior sister's face, he will either die or be injured.

He immediately decided to recite "Amitabha Buddha" for Leng Rong a few more times in the Buddhist hall, and pray for the unlucky one who fell into the wolf's den and was still unconscious.

Early the next morning, the Yu family compound was full of people.

Some well-known female monks in Yuzhou City gathered together after receiving the hero post of "making friends through martial arts".

With a flattering face, Yu Bailu bowed to invite Qing, the daughter of the city lord of Yuzhou City, the biggest benefactor to take the first place, and greeted his junior brother Ding Wei to serve tea, while she fanned the fan beside her.

Looking at Leng Rong, who was playing with a sword not far away, the well-dressed Qing sister raised her chin slightly, making a gesture.

"Miss Yu is generous. She is willing to let her man come out to perform for others to watch."

"Miss Qing was joking, we are making friends through martial arts and enhancing our relationship."

Make friends with Wu?

Hmph, I think it's "leaning on the door to sell laughter"!
It's really nice to say, everyone knows it well, who sells tickets for making friends through martial arts?
Sister Qing snorted disdainfully in her heart, and said embarrassingly: "It's nothing new to make friends with martial arts. And the sword has no eyes, what if you get hurt?"

There were voices of agreement and doubts around, and Yu Bailu, with a charming smile, grabbed the sword that Sister Qing put on the table: "I will borrow it for a while, please take care of it."

Holding the sword, she jumped in front of Leng Rong, turned around, and pressed her back against Leng Rong's chest.

The two are close to each other, arm to arm, spinning their swords, like two necked mandarin ducks on the lake, their eyes glued together, as if pulling out silk; the joints of their bodies rub against each other inadvertently, and the blades slash across each other, seemingly invisible, Sparks of ambiguity were stirred up, and there was a clanging sound like a moan.

A sword dance is so lingering that one feels as if the beautiful snake in the book has escaped to reality, and has a tryst with a handsome scholar Sang Zhong, and the butterfly is in love with the warbler.

Sister Qing, who had been proudly raising her chin, twisted her body uncomfortably. Seeing that the time was right, Yu Bailu wanted to get away, but found that her footsteps were locked by Leng Rong.

Leng Rong wants to take advantage of this opportunity to get back the Nine Heavens Profound Clothes, but he has no spiritual power and has tried many times to no avail.And as he continued to touch Yu Bailu's body, his breathing gradually became chaotic and his heart beat faster.

Leng Rong's heavy breath hit the back of Egret's neck, and her sudden quick steps and sharp sword moves made her speechless.

This is, want to fight?
It was agreed that performing arts is worth the price of the meal. Is this an addiction to playing, or is it embarrassing and regretful and angry?

Yu Bailu wanted to look at Leng Rong's face, and asked him what's wrong?
But Leng Rong seemed to avoid looking at her on purpose, and kept turning his chest against her back, clearly playing petty temper, and she became more and more speechless.

However, the female spectators at the gate of the courtyard were very enthusiastic about it, and they applauded again and again regardless of reserve.

Amidst the chattering and chattering, Yu Bailu heard the slight sound of cracking brocade, and subconsciously turned the sword in his hand, Leng Rong had already dodged to the side.

Yu Bailu glanced down at the slashed sleeves, looked at Leng Rong, and saw that his ears were red, his eyes were flooded with water, and he was breathing heavily, as if he was very angry.

This little fish monster is a bit thin-skinned!
"Miss Yu, I've taken the top spot today."

Sister Qing walked up to Bailu, shaking the waist of the bucket, snatched back the sword, and stuffed a bag of silver into Bailu's hand.

After that, she stared aggressively at Leng Rong with her long and narrow eyes, as if she wanted to eat him.

With a straight face, Leng Rong glanced at Yu Bailu lightly, turned around gracefully, and strode away without even looking at Sister Qing.

"Hey, don't go! I paid all the money, and I want to play swords with you. No, I want to compete with you. Where are you going?"

Sister Qing jumped up and down anxiously, as if she had never heard of Leng Rong going away, she seemed really angry.

Yu Bailu weighed the heavy silver in his hand, looked up at Leng Rong's back, weighed it quickly, and returned the money bag to Sister Qing reluctantly.

She can't do such stupid things as killing chickens and taking eggs. She has to take care of the emotions of the old hen that laid the golden eggs first.

"Sister, he is weak and tired today, you can come back another day."

In the distance, Yu Bailu said that Leng Rong, who was weak in body, staggered and gritted his back molars.

Sister Qing raised her eyebrows: "Are you deliberately teasing people, wanting to increase the price?"

The other people who gathered around wanted to discuss with Yu Bailu about "combatting" sword dancing with Leng Rong, and when they heard that the price would be increased, they were filled with righteous indignation.

But there were also people who ridiculed Sister Qing to give up her position because she couldn't afford the money, which annoyed Sister Qing who had a good face.

All of a sudden, a group of women quarreled and almost turned the sky upside down.

Inside the door, Yu Baichen, who was sitting in a wheelchair, taunted "the world is going downhill" with a cold face, all of them were lustful and talked about cultivating the Tao.

The frowning mother also shook her head frequently, lamenting that her daughter's greed for money had overcome her lust, and she was really willing to use her child as a trap.I just can't help but worry that if I set up a rival in love like this, I will shoot myself in the foot sooner or later.

Only Ding Wei kept staring at Leng Rong, why did he think that guy seemed to be in a good mood.

Walking into the room, Leng Rong stood motionless, clutching his beating heart.

It's just a sword dance, the heart doesn't feel like his.

Mortals, it's really troublesome!
(End of this chapter)