There are always bad guys trying to steal my real body

Chapter 4 Shooting yourself in the foot

The night wind was blowing, outside Xianlong Town, Yu Egret's long hair was flying.

Surrounded by a group of thieves, the cold light was shining brightly. She was surrounded in the center and pulled out the demon-hunting whip, and the Wufu coins dangling from the whip handle jingled.

Unexpectedly, her mother's words became a prophecy, and she really shot herself in the foot.

Glancing at Ding Wei, the junior brother who was tied to the tree, there was a woman with her head down beside her with long hair covering her face, so she couldn't see her face clearly.But looking at the clothes, it can be seen that they are the Immortal Master of Tianjian Mountain, and I don't know why the two of them were tied here together by Sister Qing?
"How dare Miss Qing not come when she invites me, why make things difficult for my junior brother?"

Sister Qing snorted, directly threatened Yu Bailu to be more sensible, and quickly washed Leng Rong and sent it to her house.

Otherwise, make it look good.

"Girl Qing is worth a thousand dollars, why bother to go to war for a man, let herself be involved in a life lawsuit, and go to jail, the gain outweighs the loss."

"In the wilderness, Miss Egret unfortunately died at the mouth of an evil demon. Yuzhou City has designated a monument to commemorate the heroic deeds of the demon hunter."

"Let's give this honor to Miss Qing! However, you, a beautiful snake, shouldn't be able to enjoy the honor of human beings."

Yu Bailu, who exposed Sister Qing's identity, stared at her waist as thick as a bucket with a smile: "Oh no, you should be an anaconda."

Sister Qing's eyes widened suddenly, never thinking that Yu Bailu could see through her real body.

But then the astonishment turned to anger, she was a green snake, but she turned into a human being and got fatter, so she dared to laugh at her as a python, and even an anaconda.

Scholars can be killed, but not humiliated!

"It seems that you don't want a living junior!"

Sister Qing, who was spinning on the spot, changed into a snake tail and drew towards Ding Wei.

Yu Bailu's arm trembled, and the hunting whip instantly entangled Qing Jie'er's raised snake tail. With a flick of his wrist, Qing Jie'er's heavy body flew out.

"What are you waiting for, kill her and chop it into meat sauce."

Sister Qing, who was lying on the ground, was very annoyed and gave orders.

After being poisoned by the snake, the thugs under her control stared blankly, swiping their knives at Bailu in unison.

"Tsk tsk, you blind people, you're so blinded by a bucket waist."

Yu Bailu, who had a smile on his face, shot extremely fiercely. The demon hunting whip was like a dragon swimming out of an abyss, and with the flying petals, it spun and pulled towards everyone.

Alas, if you cause trouble, you have to clean up the mess yourself.

If you want to blame, you have to blame yourself for having shallow eyelids, getting into the eyes of money, and failing to see that Sister Qing is a demon for a while!

If I knew this earlier, I regret it!
A few days ago, Yu Bailu, who has a good way of making money, discovered a business opportunity. Adhering to the idea of ​​being rich but not making a bastard, he planned to squeeze out every penny of Leng Rong's body, and let him spend half a day in the art work of "smiling at the door".

Who would have thought that she would provoke a villain.

Sister Qing, the daughter of the city lord of Yuzhou City, misses Leng Rong for the rest of her life when she sees Leng Rong.

Except for a face, Yu Bailu really doesn't understand why Sister Qing is obsessed with that incomprehensible wooden official, Leng Rong?
She uses Leng Rong as a root grass, but Sister Qing regards it as a treasure.

She couldn't stand the higher and higher prices that Sister Qing raised, and gradually became tempted. In the end, she was chased by the old lady for two streets with a feather duster, and was even splashed with footwashing water by Leng Rong.

Leng Rong said that he didn't see that it was an accidental injury, but he didn't mean to apologize at all, and was obviously angry.

Junior brother Ding Wei also asked her to think differently, if she was betrayed, would she chop him up with a knife?

Money touches people's hearts, but she just made the mistake that all people who love money will make.

"Be careful, you will lose money and people."

Mother's words awakened Bai Lu, and Leng Rong was not her property. If she met Sister Qing at that time and eloped directly for love, where would she go to reason.

Although Sister Qing's figure and appearance are not satisfactory, it is hard to guarantee that the bastard will look at mung beans.

After tactfully rejecting Sister Qing, Yu Bailu began to worry that if a good-looking and wealthy woman came, she was as cheeky as her and stalked Leng Rong, and he would not be able to choose a tree to live in.

At that time, it is not Leng Rong who wants to splash the footwashing water, but her.

Without the shield of Leng Rong, her mother could just stun her and stuff her into a stranger's sedan chair.

Thinking of this, Yu Bailu couldn't help shivering, his eyes rolled, and he went to find Leng Rong with a handwritten contract.

Sitting gracefully, with a calm expression, Leng Rong stared at the contract for a while, and said, "The words are really ugly."

"Who told you to appreciate calligraphy? I want to read the terms above. I will provide you with food and accommodation for free, and protect you from being captured by the immortal master for three years. You will be my fiance on three years off. After three years, go and stay free." , without interfering with each other."

"Why three years?"

Leng Rong's attention was peculiar, but Yu Bailu felt that this matter had something to do with it, so he answered without thinking, "I can earn enough money to heal Xiaochen's leg in three years, and by then, mother won't have the heart to force her to I'm on a blind date."

"Are you sure you can save enough money in three years?"

Leng Rong's tone was flat, but Yu Bailu could hear strong distrust and a hint of disdain from it.

"Don't worry about it, anyway, after three years, I'll let you go."

"I am free, go and stay free, you can't trap me."

When Leng Rong said this, he fiddled with the tea leaves floating on the teacup with the lid of the teacup, looking calm and relaxed like a victorious general who is sure of winning.

A little fish demon with no cultivation base, where does this guy get his confidence?
"However, you can beg me, beg me to stay."

Leng Rong smiled, but Yu Bailu opened his eyes wide.

This guy, who did he learn from?

However, she is not Tao Yuanming who refuses to bow down for five buckets of rice, so why is it so difficult to ask for a word.

Curving the corner of her mouth, flinging her winking eyes, she shook Leng Rong's arms around her.

"Brother Leng Rong, please, stay with me for three years, okay? Just three years, okay?"

Yu Bailu's voice was soft and waxy, his eyes were like hooks, and his chest unconsciously rubbed against Leng Rong's arm.

Leng Rong shook the hand holding the teacup lid, knocked over the teacup, and the tea poured out.

As if he was afraid that the tea would be splashed on his clothes, he stood up abruptly and walked out with a flick of his sleeves.

"Brother Leng Rong, don't leave, you haven't promised me yet"

Leng Rong, who was walking to the door, stopped suddenly, and Yu Bailu, who was chasing after him, bumped into his back.

"I asked you to ask, but it doesn't mean that I will agree."

The anti-general Leng Rong left gracefully, realizing that Yu Bailu, who had been tricked, didn't notice the slight hoarseness and uneasiness in Leng Rong's voice, and jumped up angrily.

"You are doing well."

Let her wait, and tomorrow, she will scrape off his fish scales and stew the soup.

However, is this guy's back a stone? It's so hard, her nose seems to be bleeding!
Standing stiffly under the tree, Leng Rong didn't remember how he got here when he came back to his senses.

It seemed that since he danced sword with Yu Bailu that day, he couldn't control his heart more and more.

The warm summer wind made people drowsy, so Leng Rong sat under the tree, staring at the mottled ground with tree shadows in a daze, fell into deep thought, and fell asleep unconsciously.

Suddenly, he felt someone in front of him, and when he opened his eyes, he saw the bowed Yu Bailu with bright eyes, staring at him blinking.

"You have beautiful eyes."

Her compliments were not flattering, but sincere.

Qingyue's bird calls, riding on the ambiguous wind, issued a heartbeat warning.

Yu Bailu stretched out his hand, picked off a fallen leaf from Leng Rong's head, and stretched out a chicken leg in front of him as if offering a treasure.

"Don't worry about the contract just now, stay here with peace of mind. I'll secretly give you a small stove, so don't be seen by those two guys, Xiao Chen and Ding Wei. It should be said that I'm biased."

After she finished speaking, she stuffed the chicken leg into his hand and looked around nervously.

Under the tree, she was wrapped affectionately by the colorful sunshine, as if she had come to him from another time and space.

Are you waiting for me?

Well, I'm waiting for you.

"Why don't you take it, because you're afraid that I'll be courteous for nothing, so I'll take the perspiration medicine?"

She squatted down with a smile and looked at him with her chin on her hands.

He opened his mouth and took a bite. It was tender and juicy, and her craftsmanship was always very good.

He stretched out the chicken leg in front of her.

She shook her head: "It's for you, I won't eat it."

he persisted.

"I really don't eat."

She continued to shake her head, and he continued to insist.

"Then I'll take a bite."

Compromising, Yu Bailu opened his mouth and bit the chicken leg.

Leng Rong suddenly turned his wrist, and turned the place he had just bitten outward, and Yu Bailu gnawed on the chicken bone, almost knocking off his two front teeth.

Yu Bailu, who was covering his mouth, laughed angrily at Leng Rong's childish way of playing with people, and stretched out his hand to punch him.

"Stingy ghost, I don't want to grab your drumstick!"

This little fish demon is really a food protector.

However, she would be very satisfied every time she watched him eat up what she made.

She continued to look at him with her chin resting, but Leng Rong stood up abruptly, and left in a slightly flustered footstep.

Just now, he didn't understand why he suddenly turned his hand and asked her to bite the chicken leg that was stained with saliva.

Licking his lips subconsciously, Leng Rong's eyes became serious, and he quickened his pace.

"Hey, what's the matter with you, did you choke?"

Seeing that Leng Rong left without saying a word, Yu Bailu pursed his mouth in a hurry.

How can a big man be so stingy, he can't be coaxed after so long.

She didn't really want to sell him back then.

Hum hum.

A little fish demon still wants to turn the world upside down, let's see if she can figure out a way to treat him well.

Leng Rong, who walked quickly into the door, lowered his head to stare at the chicken leg in his hand, and unconsciously stroked his beating heart.

The emotions of mortals are complex and changeable, accompanied by uncontrollability.

If things go on like this for a long time, even if the divine power is restored, the state of mind will be greatly affected, and it is necessary to get back the Nine Heavens Profound Clothes as soon as possible.

(End of this chapter)