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Chapter 703 How about I ask Scarlett for a bottle of bath water for you?

On January 1, at the Staples Center, the Lakers played against the Thunder.

Du Xiaoshuai, a temperamental man who wants to drink the Widow's bath water, saw the goddess Widow whom he was thinking of on the sidelines, which made him feel as if he had added a layer of "dominant clothes". His whole body was scalding hot. Just swish, swish, swish.

It wasn't until Wu Hu, who was dressed in a white Chinese tunic suit with a wolf collar, appeared, hugged the widow sister, and gave a face-to-face gift, Du Xiaoshuai was immediately overwhelmed.

Then, as soon as his brain got hot, he stepped forward to Wu Hu and said, "Hey, Tiger, I heard that your basketball is also very good, how about we single out one?"

Du Xiaoshuai just lamented that there wasn't enough time, or he had to trick this man into playing for a while and make him lose face in front of the goddess.

Wu Hu looked down at his handsome tunic suit and leather shoes, then looked at Du Xiaoshuai innocently, "Hey, KD, are you serious?"

Wu Hu didn't expect that, just hugging the widow sister, this temperamental and handsome man would be so jealous, as for it?I even hugged Taylor Swift just now!
That's right, Taylor Swift is sitting next to the widow sister, and the husky girl is also there. Wu Hu just took some time out two days ago, and made a secret date with the widow sister and Taylor Swift.

After learning that Wu Hu was in the City of Angels, the husky girl also ran over, and even joined forces with Taylor again to do a big business with Wu Hu with a stake of several hundred million.

As for the business with Widow Sister, it was done alone. I have to say that Widow Sister's capital is still very strong. Although she didn't get any benefits in business, she was very stubborn.

Wu Hu just asked, but Du Xiaoshuai's goddess widow sister came up and stabbed Du Xiaoshuai, "KD, your request is too rude, you are a professional player!"

Du Xiaoshuai hated secretly, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Okay! For Scarlett's sake..."

Wu Hu interrupted: "Why don't we have a midfielder logo three-pointer?"

"..." Du Xiaoshuai glanced at Wu Hu, "Tiger, are you serious?"

"Of course!"

"OK! What if you lose?"

Wu Hu said with a smile: "If you lose, give me your jersey, sign your name, and the words 'you beat me'."

"Yes!" Du Xiaoshuai frowned, but soon felt that it was impossible for him to lose to this amateur player, so he said: "However, I will not lose. The key is, if you lose Woolen cloth?"

This is the self-confidence of a professional player. He doesn't believe that Wu Hu, an amateur, can compare with his professional player, even if it is the three-point logo that is not sure.

"If I lose, how about I ask Scarlett for a bottle of bath water for you?"

When the surrounding crowd heard Wu Hu's words, they immediately burst into laughter. This is Du Xiaoshuai's shocking famous saying.Du Xiaoshuai blushed a little from the laughter, but it wasn't obvious.

The widow couldn't help punching Wu Hu's arm, "Fuck you!"

Seeing the small gesture of intimacy made by the widow sister to Wu Hu, Du Xiaoshuai broke his defense again, turned around and clenched his fists and hummed softly. He had already made up his mind that he must make Wu Hu look good.

Wu Hu took off his Chinese tunic jacket, revealing the white shirt inside, and then the widow on one side naturally took the coat from Wu Hu's hand, and Meimei on the other side was a step behind.

Wu Hu went on stage while unbuttoning the cuffs of his shirt.

Players on both sides of the field couldn't help being a little puzzled when they saw Wu Hu on the field, but they soon learned from the people next to him that Wu Hu was going to challenge Du Xiaoshuai for three-pointers.

I don't know if it was because of shame, but Du Xiaoshuai didn't let Wu Hu change the bet.This made everyone feel that this guy really wanted Wu Hu to help him ask the widow sister for a bottle of bath water.After all, everyone didn't think Wu Hu had the possibility to win.

That's LOGO three-pointers. People who play often may not be able to do it. The stars who can do it easily can be counted on one hand.

That's what the schoolboy from the Warriors and his fraternity did.

But the current elementary school student is not the later elementary school student, and he doesn't do many such flirtatious things.

Thinking of this, everyone immediately looked at the widow with great interest, and wanted to ask: Will you really give him bath water then?Ha ha……

Poor Du Xiaoshuai, Feng Ping was killed again.

Soon, the two came to the middle circle, and the DJ who got the news also explained to the audience the matter of Wu Hu and Du Xiaoshuai's logo three points in the middle circle.

He even revealed the bet between the two.

As soon as they heard the bet, there was a booing immediately, and there were even countless whistles, and the only boos were Du Xiaoshuai's fans.

There were even bold male audience members shouting on the stage, "Tiger, I want to compete with you too, you just need to ask Taylor for a bottle of bath water..."

Many people sitting next to him couldn't help laughing when they heard this.But I have to admire this kind of guy who is naturally sociable, he really dares to grant any wish.

The black mamba threw a ball towards Wu Hu at this time, and said with a smile: "Tiger, don't take it too seriously for a while, we must help KD realize his dream for many years!"

The players on both sides burst out laughing when they heard this.

Everyone is very clear about Du Xiaoshuai's shocking words.Moreover, Kobe and Du Xiaoshuai have a good relationship in private, this sentence is obviously a joke.

The turtle on the side frowned and looked at Wu Hu, a little worried that this guy was messing with his elder brother's mentality.Once he gets the widow's bath water, Du Xiaoshuai will definitely become the laughing stock of everyone.But if you lose on purpose, wouldn't it mean that a superstar is inferior to an amateur player?

No matter how you look at it, his elder brother lost this game!

At this time, Feizhu, Shark, and Kenny, who were commentating the game, also knew the news, and started teasing Du Xiaoshuai one after another.

Shark also started to resume his commentary work today. Although his body looks much thinner than before, he seems to feel healthier.

Fei Lie hugged his head and shouted: "Oh no! KD is about to fulfill his dream."

Hearing this, Kenny on the side couldn't help laughing.

Obviously, they felt that Wu Hu's bet with Du Xiaoshuai was to help Du Xiaoshuai fulfill his dream of drinking the widow's sister's bath water.

After all, that is the three-point logo in the middle circle, how can ordinary people do it.

Kenny smiled and said, "KD is about to fulfill his dream. What does your expression mean? Are you envious? Do you want to compete with Tiger too?"

The subtext of "you also want to drink the widow's bath water" was understood by the big shark, and he burst into laughter immediately.But soon, he shook his head and said, "Charles, Kenny, you underestimate our captain too much, he will kick you to death on an empty stomach."

"Shaq, this is basketball, not an empty stomach show!" Fliggy shook his head.

The big shark also shook his head, "No, no, you don't understand! In Kicking You Dead, there is a kind of fasting called 'hidden weapon'. Do you know how accurate our captain's flying spear is?"

Kenny on the side also shook his head and said, "But that's basketball!"

"Basketball can also be a hidden weapon. It's just a bigger hidden weapon. If you don't believe me, do you dare to make a bet with me?"

"Kiss the donkey's butt?" Kenny laughed and looked at Flying Pig, and asked a bit of a thug: "Charles, do you want to make this bet with Shaq? Anyway, you have kissed the donkey's butt once."

"As I said, I've given up gambling, Kenny. Why don't you bet with Shaq!"

"No! I know that Tiger's flying spear is very accurate, and he can use the 'flying needle'."

The viewers who watched the commentary felt a little regretful that these three guys stopped betting.

At this time, on the basketball court.

"Are you ready? KD." Wu Hu patted the basketball, looking for the feel, and asked Du Xiaoshuai, "One goal determines the outcome, or three goals and two wins?"

Du Xiaoshuai said: "One person, one ball, and we can shoot again if the tie is tied!"

"OK! Would you like to come first?"

"You are an amateur player, you come first!"

"Then I'm welcome."

Wu Hu picked up the basketball, weighed it in his hand, estimated its weight, how much force it can throw and how far it can be thrown, and then while everyone was not paying attention, a quarterback passed the ball towards the distant basket. The movement, with a wave of his hand, the basketball flew out.

Boom, huh...

The basketball hits the small frame in the middle of the backboard and bounces into the net.

In the auditorium at the scene, there were voices such as 'Oh Mai Karma', 'This is crazy', 'This is impossible', 'Am I dreaming', many people hugged their heads, their eyes widened, Show incredible demeanor.

After a long time, they came back to their senses before applauding Wu Hu.

Taylor Swift and Sister Widow, who were sitting in the front row, were already cheering for Wu Hu.

The Black Mamba, the Turtle and other players also showed disbelief, holding their heads in dumbfounded.Of course, some are pretending, such as the Black Mamba and Dayao.

How could the Black Mamba, who had played heads-up with Wu Hu, not know how good Wu Hu's aim was when he threw it casually?Only when Wu Hu makes cool and handsome moves will he be inaccurate.

This is for the sake of being handsome, which makes the subtle control of strength lost. It is easy to change it, just throw more shots and let the muscles form memory.

In front of the TV, many fans also looked incredible, then shook their heads, it must be a coincidence, luck, a blind cat met a dead mouse.

In the commentary booth, Fliggy and Kenny also showed incredulous expressions.

Suddenly, the pressure came to Du Xiaoshuai.

But as a superstar, he can still bear this pressure.

He took the ball, took a few shots, took a deep breath, and then shot towards the distant basket. The trajectory was not crooked, and the shot was a little too strong.

But it's okay, he is also playing the board.So this ball...

Boom, huh...

Du Xiaoshuai clenched his fist and waved it, obviously very happy.

It can be seen that his grasp of this ball is not very great.

The audience immediately cheered, Du Xiaoshuai still has quite a few fans.

At this moment, Du Xiaoshuai looked at Wu Hu and raised his chin provocatively.

Wu Hu took a basketball thrown at him by a player, weighed it in his hand, and then made another quarterback swing, but this time, his strength was obviously weaker.

Then I saw the basketball draw an arc in the air. Many people beside Wu Hu and those behind him could see that the trajectory of the basketball was very positive when it flew to the basket.

Sure enough, I heard the sound of '唰' again.

The orange basketball passed directly through the net without even hitting the backboard. What kind of power control is this?It's just unbelievable.

After the stunned audience cheered, Figgy held his fat head in the commentary, "Oh no! This is unbelievable. The current stars should be thankful that Tiger has no idea of ​​playing basketball. Otherwise, who can stop him from playing basketball?" Can you hold him?"

Kenny also sighed: "Is this really kicking your stomach? It's really unbelievable. Is he only so accurate in the middle circle, or is he so accurate in the whole field?"

The big shark laughed and said, "What is this? You should go and see when our captain hunted wolves. This is the magic of kicking you to death on an empty stomach."

At this moment, the pressure came to Du Xiaoshuai again.

Then, this time, Du Xiaoshuai was wrong.

Sure enough, Du Xiaoshuai's first ball was a dribble.

Wu Hu laughed, took the basketball from Dayao again, threw it casually, and threw the basketball into the net again. With a sound of swish, the basketball passed through the net again.

Fliggy's eyes were about to pop out, and he held his head, "This is crazy. At this moment, the basket is as wide as the sea in his eyes..."

Kenny is much better than Fliggy. Although he looks unbelievable, he is still reasonable. "I think all league stars should be thankful that Tiger is not a professional player!"

The big shark crossed his hips, looked up to the sky and laughed, looking proud.

Fliggy put his hands on the table and leaned forward, "All the team managers in the league, have you seen it? This is a natural super shooter. He is only 26 years old this year. He is the most important thing that all championship teams lack. Best Champion Puzzle..."

The big shark laughed, and stretched out his hand to pick up Flying Pig's head, "Charles, are you crazy? Tiger is a man who earns $2 million in two minutes. Which team in the league can afford his exorbitant salary?"

At this time, the fans at the scene were already crazy, shaking their arms and shouting, "Tiger, come one, come one more..."

As a result, the scene immediately set off a wave of "come one, come one".

Wu Hu did not let everyone down either. He kept retreating from the middle circle, throwing one after taking two steps back, and throwing another one after taking two steps back, until he retreated to the basket.Seeing the orange basketballs being guided precisely like missiles and smashing into the net, the scene was full of excitement.

On the side of the flower planter, because it was a Lakers game, there was also a live broadcast, and then the director also broadcast this scene.

Fans who were waiting to watch the game online were also dumbfounded when they saw this scene.

After a while, the bullet screen dominated the screen.

"Damn! Is Fat Tiger crazy?"

"Who told me, what's going on? Why did Fat Tiger go to play?"

"Ask the same question..."

"Fuck! The Basketball Association should recruit Fat Hu into the national team. Although Fat Hu is not a professional basketball player, as long as he is put on the court, he can throw a three-pointer casually!"

"Damn! With this accuracy, if Fat Tiger goes to play basketball, isn't that the finale of the league?"

"Mom asked me why I surfed the Internet on my knees..."

"Fat Tiger, don't be idle, go home and write and release songs!"

"Fat Tiger should be promoting a new song on the Bald Eagle side!"

"I really want to watch Fat Tiger play professional basketball, what should I do?"

"Are you stupid as a fat tiger?"

"..."

(End of this chapter)