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Chapter 704 It's Fake!Is Fat Tiger so dishonest?

The scene went crazy, the Internet exploded, and the fans knelt down.

Crazy, unbelievable, God... and other words are telling everyone how poor the vocabulary of the Bald Eagles is.At this time, everyone has a feeling of 'when the book is used, you will hate it, buy it and go all over the world'.

When Wu Hu left the field, the scene was directly overwhelmed by cheers.

The reporters on the sidelines immediately surrounded him and surrounded him, "Tiger, can you tell everyone why your ultra-long three-pointers are so accurate? Do you have any secrets?"

"Tiger, are you ready to enter the professional basketball world?"

"Tiger, I heard that you don't plan to release an album in the future. Is it because you want to enter the professional basketball world after professional boxing?"

……

Facing all kinds of problems, Wu Hu smiled and stretched out his hand to press down slightly, "Be quiet, first of all, I have no idea of ​​playing ball, playing every day is too boring, just like my previous martial arts training, boring, this Not the life I want."

"As for why my ultra-long three-pointer can be so accurate, it's very simple, just like throwing a javelin and a short spear, as long as I know where to hit the net, it will not be difficult for me , just like Tim's 45-degree angle board..."

"..."

this is very simple?
Listen, is this human?

When many fans heard Wu Hu's words, they were a little speechless.

But thinking that this guy seemed to be really accurate when he threw the short spear in the survival show, everyone felt that there seemed to be nothing wrong.Although Wu Hu's words were suspected of being pretentious, what he had to admit was that he was actually pretending to be there.

At this time, Du Xiaoshuai, who lost the bet, took off his clothes, and wrote the words 'you beat me' on it with a signature pen, and signed his name by the way.

"Tiger, you won!" Du Xiaoshuai was convinced, especially the eight ultra-long three-pointers that Wu Hu threw in after that, they could even be said to be three-pointers for the whole game.

It's a good thing he's not a professional player for such a great guy, otherwise... just imagine, would a man who can shoot all over the court become the nightmare of all the stars?

What is Jordan?No matter how fierce Jordan is, he can defend against it.

This guy, how to defend?
Wu Hu smiled and said, "KD, do you still want Scarlett's bath water?"

When the reporter next to him heard this, he burst out laughing.

Du Xiaoshuai's face darkened: "I can't make it through, right?"Can you say something else?

At this time, the black mamba came over, squeezed the reporter away, grabbed Wu Hu's shoulders, took him aside, and asked in a low voice: "Tiger, are you interested in coming to the Lakers to win a championship together? Sai, you don't need to appear..."

Today's Black Mamba, after teaming up with Dayao, already holds six championship rings.

So this year he plans to fight hard again, surpassing the number of championship rings of the old basketball hooligans.Although it is impossible to surpass the contribution made by the old gangster to the league, as long as the number of rings exceeds him, he is also eligible to be mentioned when people talk about the number one in history in the future.

Although the black mamba is paranoid, he still has no face to say such a thing as a super old hooligan.

But he can't say it, fans can say it!People dare to say that a crown is a super old rascal without a championship. If I hold seven championship rings, hum!

Wu Hu smiled and said: "You are kidding! I am not a player!"

"You just need to register with the Players Association, then you will be a free agent, and then we can sign you... How? Isn't it very simple?"

Du Xiaoshuai's eyes were straightened as he quietly followed behind them, how could he still do this?
But think about it, it seems really possible!The league doesn't care how you operate, as long as you are a member of the players' association, no matter how abolished, as long as the team is willing, you can sign.

Although the maximum salary is impossible, the basic salary is possible!You don't need to play in the regular season, just play in the playoffs. As long as this guy stands on the court, who the hell can guard against it?

This is a super BUG ah hello!

Isn't this bullying?
Hearing this, Wu Hu couldn't help laughing and said, "Black Mamba, you will scare them like this."

As he said that, he deliberately looked back at Du Xiaoshuai who was silently following behind them.

But thinking of being able to get a championship ring, it will be full of topics at that time. When talking about this championship in the future, can he, the cheating person, be avoided?And it can also hit the big three who are grouped together at the peak, why suddenly there is an inexplicable sense of excitement!
Of course, the Lakers have to pass the Western Conference Spurs first.

This year's Finals is a battle between the Spurs and the Heat.

But this is a script from another time and space. Now that the Lakers have Dayao, as long as the Black Mamba is not injured, it is still unknown who will win the battle against the Spurs.

Just think about it, he is a singer, actor, amateur boxer, and business owner, and he suddenly went to play in the NBA, why does he feel a bit nondescript!

It's too unprofessional!

Moreover, if you play in the NBA, if the national team is called up, will you go by yourself?

Forget it, it's better not to be too careless.

"Haha, forget it, I'll sing a song for you first."

The live DJ has already asked Wu Hu to prepare.The warm-up players from both sides also began to return to the locker room one after another, ready to play under the roll call of the live DJ.

As soon as Wu Hu left, Du Xiaoshuai asked the Black Mamba, "KB, are you kidding me?"

"Ha! Who knows!"

"..."

When the players from both sides came to the field, Wu Hu came out with a microphone and played two songs on the spot. One was the flower planting song "People Are-" from the new album, and the other was "unstoppable" which was used by the NBA as a battle song.

The song "People are -" made the audience experience the super enjoyment of [-]D around the ears, and also proved Xia Wuhu's singing skills beyond ordinary people's imagination.

Millions of sound repairers, does he need this kind of service?

Many live audiences and audiences in front of the motor were once again shocked by Wu Hu.

Taylor Swift was a little surprised, and after Wu Hu left the stage, she said, "I thought that song was your studio masterpiece, but I didn't expect you to be so stable live."

Wu Hu gave her a wicked smile, "Did you underestimate me?"

Several people chatted in low voices, the game started quickly, both sides started to play, Dayao lost the jump ball again, facing the opponent, he stepped on the ground and didn't even jump.

After the start of the match, Du Xiaoshuai felt as if he was being stimulated by Wu Hu, his hands were scorching hot, and the black mamba couldn't resist.

Of course, the opponent's defenders can't guard against the black mamba, but unfortunately, the business of the little blacksmith in Milan is better, and it has been non-stop since it opened.

In the end, the Lakers narrowly lost their opponents by 'fifteen points', 105:120.

After the game, the Black Mamba didn't give up and said to Wu Hu, "Look, if you were on the court today, just throw a few casually, and we'll win."

Wu Hu was a little speechless, "Brother, you lost by fifteen points!"

"Yeah, just five three-pointers!"

"..."

All right!as long as you are happy.

When they went to be interviewed by the media, Wu Hu had already left with the widow sister, Taylor Swift, and the husky girl.

Because there are three big Hollywood girls around, no one would have thought that the relationship between them would be so chaotic and complicated.

When they went to the widow's residence in Hollywood, the Black Mamba, Dayao, and their coach Brown were being interviewed by reporters.

As soon as they sat down, some reporters couldn't wait to ask Black Mamba, saying that you are going to sign Tiger, is it true?

The black mamba asked knowingly, "Who said that?"

"KD, just now he said that you want to sign Tiger, and you don't even need him to play in the regular season."

Black Mamba smiled and said: "I'm sure, Tiger is definitely the best super three-pointer on this planet, he is the best championship puzzle, what do you think?"

"..."

It seems that it makes sense.

Dayao sat aside and laughed awkwardly, and then someone asked him about the possibility of signing Tiger.

Dayao shook his head and smiled, "He's an actor, a singer, how could he come to play."

"But he's still a boxer, and maybe he's had a sudden whim!"

Dayao shook his head, "Then I don't know, you go ask him!"

Then the reporter asked coach Mike Brown, is there any possibility of signing Wu Hu?

Mike Brown laughed: "We have a good chemistry now."

This was a tactful refusal, which made some reporters slightly relieved, such as reporters in Miami, reporters in San Antonio, and so on.

If they really want to sign such an existence that can be called a three-point bug, how should the Lakers stop it?It is already difficult to deal with Yao on the inside, but he has to deal with the black mamba on the outside.There is another BUG that can throw ultra-long three-pointers in the audience. How to solve this problem?
The next day, entertainment newspapers, sports newspapers, and basically Wu Hu made the headlines, and the news that the Thunder beat the Lakers by [-] points could only be a little later.

Wu Hu and Du Xiaoshuai's ultra-long three-point competition, Du Xiaoshuai's bathwater stalk that he can't avoid all his life, the Black Mamba invited Wu Hu to join the Lakers, Wu Hu's excitement at the Staples Center... and so on. In this country, Wu Hu once again became famous as a bald eagle.

And Mike Brown's words also made the coaches of other NBA teams slightly relieved.Although I haven't heard that Wu Hu has any playing experience, as long as he can throw a three-pointer and put it on the court, he is a huge threat.

For someone like him who can throw ultra-long three-pointers and be so accurate, the threat will not be much smaller than superstars like Black Mamba and Dayao.

But some fans are appealing that the Lakers coach is unwilling to sign Tiger, and the opportunities for other teams will come?Take action now!

After the fans made such a fuss, Wu Hu's popularity has risen again on the Bald Eagle's side, and the sales of the new album have also risen again. Several English songs in the new album have appeared on the announcement The top ten cards, one of which also reached the top of the championship.

These foreign news were also reprinted in China, so the Flower Planter network suddenly became lively again, "Is it true? Fat Tiger is going to join the Lakers?"

"Ah... isn't my lake the championship again?"

"It's fake! Is Fat Tiger such an idler?"

"What do you mean by not doing business properly? When Fat Tiger was boxing, didn't everyone say that Fat Tiger was not doing business properly? The result? 2 million knives in [-] minutes, hello!"

"If you don't understand, just ask, can you enter the NBA league casually?"

"That depends on whether you have the ability. The NBA does not prohibit teams from signing free agents, as long as the number of players does not exceed fifteen."

"Speaking of which, with Fat Tiger's physical strength and his three-point accuracy, if you put him on the court, he can run and kill your opponent!"

"Fuck! It's true! Just throw it on the field when the time comes."

"Stop talking about it, please, if you keep talking about it, the NBA will become a house game."

"It feels like Fat Tiger is a BUG-level existence everywhere! It's too awesome!"

……

Such an amazing character is currently coiling silk with three spiders in the coiling hole.

This deal lasted for two days. If his agent, Su Ming, hadn't called him and told him that the house had been found, he would have been a little bit reluctant to leave.

When he returned to Beverly Hills, Aunt Meizuan didn't ask him where he had been fooling around in the past two days.Because when Wu Hu left the Staples Center, he followed three beauties, and this incident has already been reported.

It's just that the reporter who wrote the press release didn't dare to make too bold assumptions.But Auntie Meizuan could imagine that he must have had an affair with those three big ocean horses.

Although she is the child's mother, she is not a real couple after all, and she is not qualified to dictate Wu Hu's private life, so she just asked, "When will you return to China?"

Wu Hu took the little guy in her arms, kissed her, and said, "It will be a few days! There is still an endorsement contract with Coca-Cola to be signed."

"Have you ever thought about playing here?" Aunt Meizuan asked with a smile beside him.

Wu Hu glanced at her and said with a smile, "What? Do you want me to stay?"

Aunt Meizuan couldn't help being silent when she heard the words. She had indeed thought about it, but she felt that it was unrealistic to think so. How could this man stay?
But she still didn't give up and asked, but she didn't ask directly.

Sure enough, this man grasped the point of her question right away.

"It's still a mess in the country!" Wu Hu shook his head and smiled, "But don't worry, I will spend some time here to accompany you mother and son."

After a pause, he said again: "If you like other men..."

"Okay, you can shut up now!" Aunt Meizuan covered his mouth with her hand, "You are the father of the child, I know what you are worried about, and I can assure you that before little Jackson grows up, I will not What kind of boyfriend do you have? Of course, in return, when I need you, you have to fulfill the responsibility of being a father..."

"For example?" Wu Hu looked at her with a cheap smile.

Aunt Meizuan gave him a big roll of eyes.

Wu Hu wanted to tease her, but saw Meizuan's mother carrying a bag of ingredients and bringing a woman in.That woman is Aunt Meizuan's assistant, and Wu Hu has seen her before.

After all, when Aunt Meizuan and Auntie Meizuan were nesting at home for three days and three nights, it was this assistant who brought them the ingredients.

Seeing Wu Hu hugging little Jackson and sitting with Aunt Meizuan, her assistant showed a look of "it's true" and greeted Wu Hu with a smile.

Wu Hu handed the children to Aunt Meizuan and got up to make lunch for them.

(End of this chapter)