Water Margin people

Chapter 1 The Fat Monk
The sound of "gurgling" water sounded.

"Damn, what kind of dream is this, why did you fall into the water?"

Sun Lei only felt the sound of water gurgling in his ears, and the cold water poured into his nose and mouth, and he woke up from a dazed state instantly.

"No, I really fell into the water!"

Sun Lei suddenly opened his eyes, cold water entered his eye sockets, and there was a burst of pain. He was actually sinking into the water, waving his arms and legs, and Sun Lei swam upwards with all his strength.

"What's going on here?"

Sun Lei got out of the water and took a breath of fresh air greedily. He didn't understand the situation at all. Why did he fall into the water when he was sleeping on the table?

"This is not a swimming pool!"

Sun Lei looked around and saw that this was the familiar school swimming pool, surrounded by towering trees, and he was in a pool under a small waterfall. The waterfall was not in a rush, it was more like a steeper stream.

At first, Sun Lei thought that someone had sneaked him into the swimming pool to punish him. He wondered how this was done without him noticing. The teaching building is far away from the swimming pool!

"No, where are the teaching buildings and schools?"

Sun Lei looked around and then recalled the past. He was in a good mood today. For the first time, he went to the art department to attend an art class. He wanted to meet the most beautiful art teacher with black silk and long legs in the school. It is said that he has an iceberg-like temperament The figure like the devil is a must in the school, but I went a little early, so I squatted on the last row of desks for a while, and somehow I came here suddenly.

"Is this someone playing tricks on me?"

Sun Lei said to himself, but the scenery in front of him told him that the situation was much more serious than he imagined.

Although Sun Lei, a college student in the new era, has never been to the real wilderness, he still has some common sense after watching more on the TV network. The trees around here are the same as those in the virgin forest. They are tall and strong and cannot be hugged by two people. It is absolutely impossible to make a fake, even if the modern concrete city is turned upside down, it is impossible to have these trees.

"What the hell is this? I only took one class this month, so it wouldn't be so hard on me! If I knew it, I would have continued to sleep in the dormitory!"

Sun Lei looked around to see if anyone was there. He hoped it was just a joke, because his intuition told him that this place was far away from home.

"Go ashore first! If I know who is playing tricks on me, I will never forgive him!"

Sun Lei hurriedly swam to the shore, and went ashore first to find out where this place is before talking.

There is a cobblestone tidal flat on the shore, and there are yellow leaves on the shore. There is a smell of mud mixed with decay. The only advantage is that walking on it is not as soft as the pebbles on the tidal flat.

There were no other sounds nearby except for the chirping of insects and birds, and the ubiquitous sound of car engines could not be heard at all. When a gust of wind blew, Sun Lei shivered.

"The clothes are all wet, so I have to find a way to dry them, or I'll catch a cold."

Looking at the wet clothes on his body, Sun Lei said to himself, out of vigilance against the unfamiliar environment, Sun Lei explored carefully.

"Where did the thief come from? How dare you sneak around in the Holy Land of Buddhism! Let's see if the Sa family will take you and hand you over to the elders!"

Sun Lei was thinking about how to light a fire to dry his clothes or simply go out of the woods to find a sunny place to dry his clothes when he suddenly heard a thunderous voice, speaking vaguely and stammering, as if he was not awake.

Sun Lei searched for his reputation, and saw a fat monk staggering towards him. The monk was tall and thick, with thick eyebrows and big eyes. He was dressed in brown coarse cloth clothes. The clothes were strange and had side skirts. There is also a cloth belt tied on, and a pair of flat hemp shoes that have no visible color on the feet, and the black toes are all leaking out.

What surprised Sun Lei the most was that the bald monk had a string of thick black beads around his neck, and it was these beads that Sun Lei recognized as a monk.

"What kind of thief? You recognize the wrong person!"

Sun Lei saw the bald and strong monk stumbling over, his face was red from drunkenness, his eyes were dazed, and he took a few steps back quickly. The monk's exposed arms were almost as thick as his own thighs, and now he drank too much Yeah, maybe he's drunk and crazy, it's not safe to get close.

"In broad daylight, you, you, who are sneaky and sneaky, must not be a good person, and dare to say that you are not a thief!"

The Zhuang monk didn't listen to Sun Lei's explanation at all, he spoke vaguely with his tongue out, and was about to come up to arrest Sun Lei staggeringly.

"You monk, I just fell into the water, why don't you, a monk, have no sympathy at all, and you still wronged a good person?"

Sun Lei suddenly became angry. His appearance just now was indeed a bit sneaky, but isn't this why he should be cautious when he first arrives in a strange place? Could it be that he dared to walk swaggeringly in this strange place?

"You thief, how dare you argue... The Daisa family took you!"

The Zhuang monk didn't listen to Sun Lei's words at all, and walked over unsteadily.

Sun Lei hurriedly took a few steps back. That strong monk is a big and thick guy. If he was caught, he would not be joking.

"Thief. Hugh escape!"

When Monk Zhuang saw Sun Lei running away, a muffled voice sounded like thunder, and the speed was a little faster, and he was about to catch Sun Lei as soon as he reached out.

"Damn it, it's still so fast after growing up like this!"

Sun Lei was so frightened that Gulong jumped into the pool. The monk looked fat and clumsy but his hands and feet were not slow.

"You thief, come up to the Sajia obediently!"

The strong monk stood unsteadily by the pool, pointed at Sun Lei in the pool and said.

"I won't come up! You wine and meat monk, you are so drunk that you don't look like a good person!"

Sun Lei pointed at the big fat monk and cursed, he never expected to meet a drunk monk like a bully today.

"Bring it to Sajia!"

"Come down if you want!"

"You won't come up? The Sa family told you not to come up!"

The big fat monk seemed very angry, and threatened with one hand a big stone by the pool.

"If you don't come up to spoil the house, you will be smashed to death!"

"Hey, don't mess around, it's against the law for you to do this!"

When Sun Lei saw the huge pebble, he was so frightened that he quickly swam to the depths of the pool. The pebble was at least forty to fifty catties, and if it survived being hit, it would be half disabled.

"Wang Fa? The Sa family is Wang Fa! A thief like you deserves death!"

Monk Zhuang violently threw the huge pebble in his hand.

"You lunatic!"

Sun Lei was so frightened that he dived into the pool and dived to the bottom to avoid it.

Sun Lei only heard a muffled sound, and felt the surrounding water vibrate violently.

"Hey! Stop, you crazy monk, I'll call the police and arrest you!"

Sun Lei got out of the water, wiped the water off his face, pointed at the crazy monk and yelled, why did he do this if he didn't offend him?
"You thief can't come up?"

Monk Zhuang picked up a bigger stone, looked at Sun Lei in the water and said, this stone was as big as someone hugged it, at least it weighed more than three hundred catties.

"If you don't come up again, I will throw it away!"

Monk Zhuang made a look that he was about to throw a huge stone.

"Don't throw it, don't throw it, I'll come up, I'll come up. Did you run out of a mental hospital, you lunatic!"

Sun Lei saw that the crazy monk was about to go crazy again, so he could only compromise and said, go up first and then talk, the most important thing is to save his life.

(End of this chapter)