Water Margin people

Chapter 2 Luda Lu Zhishen

"Count you acquainted!"

Monk Zhuang saw Sun Lei swimming towards the pool, snorted, and threw the huge stone in his hand, and the huge stone fell into the water, splashing a large amount of water.

"You crazy monk, I didn't offend you, what are you doing!"

Sun Lei came up from the pool, looked at the crazy monk and asked.It was already cold, but now I soaked it in cold water for a while, and it felt even colder.

"You are a thief who can be punished if everyone gets it!"

The crazy monk looked at Sun Lei angrily.

"Why am I a thief? You must have evidence for what you say, or I will sue you for defamation!"

Sun Lei pointed at the fat monk disapprovingly and said.

"Evidence? The Sa family is the evidence! You bastard still wants to quibble!"

The crazy monk reached out and grabbed Sun Lei's shoulder, and he couldn't help but capture Sun Lei.

"You crazy monk, you frame people without evidence."

Sun Lei wanted to break free as soon as he got short, but his shoulders seemed to be clamped by iron clamps, and he couldn't move at all.

"You thief is captured by the Sa family and you still want to escape? Obediently go up the mountain for me and let the elders punish you."

The mad monk pulled the gray-brown monk's robe off his body and tore it off.

"Look at what clothes you are wearing, it is an insult to the holy place of Buddhism!"

With a wave of the crazy monk's robe, Sun Lei was tightly wrapped up. Sun Lei was wearing a sleeveless T-shirt and colorful beach shorts when he was playing.

"See how you still run?"

The crazy monk looked at Sun Lei who was wrapped in a monk's robe, and then said with a smile.

"What, it stinks!"

Sun Lei only felt an unpleasant sour smell enveloping him, which smelled like the smell from some people's clothes after playing golf for four or five days.

"Damn, monk or social person? They are all brothers on the road, let's save face!"

Sun Lei managed to hold his breath to prevent himself from being stunned by the smell. Just as he was about to defend himself, he saw that the shirtless Monk Feng still had tattoos on his chest and shoulders, including Huaxiu tattoos.

"Say something nonsense, don't use sweet words, the Sa family hates thieves like you the most."

The crazy monk directly carried Sun Lei on his shoulder with his arms.

"When you go up the mountain and enter the temple, let's see how the elders punish you, a thief. The Sajia is doing harm to the people. Don't blame the Sajia for drinking today, haha!"

The crazy monk laughed and carried Sun Lei up the mountain.

"You crazy monk, put me down, let me down!"

Sun Lei was carried by the mad monk and was tightly bound by the sour monk's robe. He couldn't get rid of it. He could only yell and hope that someone would hear him and come to save him.

"Wutai Mountain? It's fake! Why did I sleep so far away!"

Sun Lei faintly heard the ringing of the bell, which was a very thick ringing. Looking up, a large building complex appeared at the end of the mountain road in the distance, which seemed to be temples, and there was a huge stone in front of him, with the words "Wutai Mountain Three" written on it. words.

"You know Mount Wutai well, and the Sa family is a monk in Wenshu Monastery. Today, I will let you, a thief, see the precepts in the monastery!"

The crazy monk carried Sun Lei for such a long distance and sweated in the wind. He also woke up a little from the wine, stopped stuttering, and walked a lot more stably.

"Mount Wutai? Wenshu Monastery? Five big and three rough crazy monks, and embroidered tattoos?"

Sun Lei looked at the ground again, the absolute dirt road, this is completely different from the cement world, he has not seen a tourist until now, and he has not seen any small shops such as wires, lights, etc. This is by no means a world he is familiar with , in that world, Mount Wutai has always been crowded with people, tourists, worshipers, and business people. There are people everywhere on the mountain, and it is very lively. How can it be the same as it is now? After walking for a long time, no one was seen. I wanted to call for help. Can't find anyone.

"You won't tell me your name is Ruda?"

Sun Lei looked at the tattoo on the crazy monk's body again, it seemed to be a flower, but Sun Lei couldn't tell what it was.

"Hmph! Since you know the name of the Sa family, you dare to come to Wutai Mountain to do evil. You really don't know how to live or die. If you change from the past, the Sa family will definitely beat you to death with three punches."

Lu Zhishen patted his majestic chest and said with some pride that the news of the three punches to death in Guanxi had already spread throughout the world, and his reputation also spread throughout the world.

"Lu Tixia, you have mistaken the person. I am not a thief. I was swimming there. How can you be a thief in the wilderness!"

Sun Lei quickly explained that Lu Zhishen had an impulsive temperament, and if he disagreed with him, he could kill Zhen Guanxi with three fists, but his body would probably be gone with one fist.

"Hmph, sophistry, this Mount Wutai is a pure place of Buddhism. Everyone knows that you can't swim and bathe. You are obviously just sophistry. I heard that there is a flower picker at the foot of the mountain recently. You are not a good person because you look so white and wear strange clothes."

Lu Zhishen raised his eyebrows and stared at Sun Lei and said.

"I think you are the flower picker. You must have been discovered by someone, so you fled to the mountain stream in disheveled clothes. How can you be spared if you are caught by the Sajia? This is because you are the only one nearby. There is a woman crying, the Sa family has already punched you to death, you thief!"

Lu Zhishen waved his fist. He was also a provost. He was in charge of the army, trained and supervised the arrest of thieves. Let's do it.

"It's not a crime for me to be white. Anyone who is white is a flower picker. Where does the reason come from! Anyone who is black is not a bad person?"

Sun Lei retorted dissatisfied, Lu Zhishen must be jealous, jealous that he is white and handsome.

"Where do you come from so much nonsense, if you say more, Sajia will block your mouth with stones!"

Lu Zhishen couldn't say that he couldn't beat Sun Lei, so he became angry and could only frighten him and said that he couldn't be said to be a bad person because he was white. The criminals he had caught were all white and black.

Sun Lei was carried up the mountain by Lu Zhishen. The walk lasted more than two hours. Sun Lei wondered, is this Lu Zhishen really human? He weighs more than 70 kilograms. Like a fluffy pillow.

"Lu Zhishen is back, go and report to the elder!"

Just as Lu Zhishen carried Sun Lei to the gate of the mountain, the little novice yelled.

"That's right, that's right, hurry up and tell the elders, the Sa family has captured the flower picker back."

Lu Zhishen was very happy, and shouted into the temple with a smile.

"Hey, help!"

Seeing that someone was there, Sun Lei also yelled, no matter what, escape from Lu Zhishen first.

"You thief dare to make noise, it's true that the Sajia dare not shut your mouth!"

Lu Zhi frowned deeply and looked at Sun Lei, then picked up a fist-sized stone from the ground.

"Are you consciously opening your mouth or are you going to serve the family!"

After Lu Zhishen finished speaking, he was about to stuff the stone into Sun Lei's mouth, and Sun Lei shut his mouth in fright. If the stone was really going to be stuffed in, his jaw would probably be dislocated.

"Zhishen, what are you doing?"

An old monk dressed in gray cloth and with a foot-long white beard came out. He looked to be in his 70s, but his footsteps were as steady as a mountain, his eyes were bright, his face was kind, and he was not like an ordinary old monk. .

"Elder, this person is the prostitute at the foot of the mountain. The Sa family captured him and handed him over to the elder!"

Lu Zhishen threw the stone in his hand, pointed at Sun Lei who was carrying it, and said to the old monk.

"Wrong! I am innocent!"

Seeing that the elder and other monks had come out, Sun Lei quickly shouted, if it is determined that the flower picker must be beaten to death with random sticks, he will be the most miserable traverser.

Sun Lei already knew that he had traveled through time, and he was in the world of Water Margin.

(End of this chapter)