Water Margin people

Chapter 11 Sun Lei, the Great Sage of Monkey King
If Lu Zhishen wants to sleep, the Buddha will not be able to stop him, let alone in this crowded street, even in the main hall of Wenshu Monastery, he dares to sleep in front of the Buddha statue, and his snoring sound is like the ringing of a bell, which can overwhelm all The sound of monks chanting.

Walking to the wall of a shop on the side of the street, Lu Zhishen put down the chair, sat on it, closed his eyes and fell asleep. After a while, he snored like thunder, and the snoring caused the people around him to whisper, and pointing fingers from time to time. The women who pointed out felt that Lu Zhishen didn't look like a monk.

"Don't get me wrong, everyone, last night the master found out that the thief was chasing all the way into the deep mountains, and he was captured in the middle of the night after crossing the mountains and mountains. He was afraid that the thief would die, so he couldn't give an explanation to the suffering master, so he ran away and brought the thief back in the middle of the night. Dare to rest."

Sun Lei helped Lu Zhishen make up another lie.

The onlookers kept nodding their heads, and they believed Lu Zhishen again.

When the sun just reached the top of the head, there were already a lot of onlookers. The flower picker who caused the disaster was arrested. This kind of sensational news quickly spread all over the country. Thousands of people.

Suddenly there was commotion outside the crowd, and Sun Lei knew that the victims of the scourge were coming, so he hurried over to wake Lu Zhishen up, but after shouting twice, there was no response at all, and Lu Zhishen tilted his head instead, wanting to continue sleeping.

Sun Lei had no choice but to kick Lu Zhishen's legs several times, but Lu Zhishen still didn't respond. Sun Lei felt as if his feet had kicked an iron plate.

Unable to wake up Lu Zhishen, Sun Lei had no choice but to use a unique trick. He took down a small gourd from his waist, which contained wine instead of water.

After unplugging the empty mouth of the gourd, a faint smell of wine wafted out, and Sun Lei pushed the gourd to Lu Zhishen's nose.

"Eat wine, eat wine!"

Lu Zhishen began to mutter before he woke up, and without opening his eyes, those big hands like cattail leaf fans started to move by themselves, trying to catch the gourd.

Seeing this, Sun Lei took the gourd away, stuffed it with a stopper, and hung it back on his waist.

"Wine, wine, where is the wine?"

Lu Zhishen didn't smell the scent of wine, so he opened his eyes suddenly, and wanted to look for the scent of wine that had disappeared.

"Don't look for wine, the sufferer is here, it's up to you to behave."

Sun Lei pushed Lu Zhishen, and pointed to several middle-aged and elderly people who walked out of the crowd.

"That's the villain, that's him!"

A grey-haired old man was helped out of the crowd, pointing at the skinny man on the ground and crying, the indescribable sadness in his voice, indescribable pain and indescribable resentment, came from his heart, and he passed out .

"Old man Zhang's life is miserable. His wife left early, his son and daughter-in-law also fell ill, and the white-haired man gave away the black-haired man. Only one granddaughter was left to depend on each other. It was hard to raise an adult, but he ran into this utterly unconscionable thief. The granddaughter couldn't stand the humiliation, and she hanged herself in the house a few days ago. Old man Zhang couldn't get out of bed until he got sick."

An elderly woman shook her head and talked about the tragic experience of old man Zhang, which caused the crowd to shake their heads and sigh, feeling sympathy and helplessness.

These words just happened to be heard by Lu Zhishen who came over. At this time, Lu Zhishen was full of anger, not as lazy as he was sleeping just now, walked to the water tank at the door of the shop on the street, bent down and picked up the water tank.

This water tank is very big, and the water placed at the door is specially for the horses riding by the guests to drink. If there is no water in the manger, it can be scooped directly from the water tank. The water tank can only be hugged by two adult men. Half a tank full of water weighed over a thousand catties, yet Lu Zhishen hugged it just like that.

"The Great Monk is really powerful!"

Lu Zhishen's behavior made the onlookers burst into surprise.

Lu Zhishen carried the water tank to the ground where the skinny man was unconscious, poured a tank of water on it, and the skinny man woke up after being poured.

Lu Zhishen threw the water tank, and the water tank broke into countless pieces with a "crash".

"You villain has no conscience, you have done a lot of evil, today is your death day!"

Lu Zhishen picked up the skinny man and swung his fist to smash it.

Sun Lei quickly stopped Lu Zhishen's fist when he saw it.

"Master, let the other suffering masters see this thief, you are taking advantage of him by beating him to death like this."

Lu Zhi gritted his teeth deeply to suppress the anger in his heart, looked at the skinny man and said.

"It's best for you to confess your evil deeds honestly, and the Sa family can give you a good time, if there are half a lie."

Killing intent flashed in Lu Zhishen's eyes, and he grabbed the skinny man's small arm with one hand. The muscles on the arm bulged, and with a click, the arm was broken.

"what!"

The skinny man screamed like a pig being killed, and the sound spread throughout the street, making the onlookers quiet down.

"If there are false words, the Sa family will crush your bones one by one!"

Lu Zhishen looked at the skinny man firmly and said.

"What's your name, how many bad things have you done?"

Seeing this, Sun Lei asked from the side.

"My...my name is Zhang Feng... I was given the nickname Guafeng. I just came to Wutai Mountain from Jinghu for two months, and I went to Liujia. The hero has mercy!"

Zhang Feng begged for mercy and looked at the ferocious Lu Zhishen, not daring to lie, since he had achieved a little success in his studies, he had been picking flowers for several years, and he planted them near Wutai Mountain, and he planted them for no reason.

Sun Lei looked at the families who came to complain, and there were exactly six families including the old man who passed out.

"It can be considered that the sky has eyes, you villain met me and Master Lu, how do you deal with him?"

Sun Lei looked at the sufferers and the spectators.

"kill him!"

"kill him!"

For a moment, the crowd was furious, and the leaves of rotten vegetables were flying. Lu Zhishen's eyes were quick and his hands were quick. As soon as he let go of Zhang Feng, he backed away. He also kindly grabbed Sun Lei's shoulders and pulled Sun Lei away.

"Fortunately, I escaped!"

Looking at Zhang Feng who had been buried by rotten vegetable leaves, Sun Lei patted his chest, almost hurting Chi Yu himself.

"Everyone be quiet, be quiet!"

A gray-haired old man in his 60s walked out of the crowd and shouted with his hands raised.

After the old man shouted, the crowd of onlookers who were throwing rotten vegetable leaves stopped.

"This master, this strong man, the old man is an old man in the neighborhood, thank you two for catching this villain and keeping the village safe! I don't know Er Gao's name!"

The old man bowed down to Lu Zhishen and Sun Lei.

"Sajia Lu Zhishen, Wenshu Monastery became a monk!"

Lu Zhishen said calmly, patting his chest.

"People in the rivers and lakes say that Sun Lei, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, is me. We were entrusted by the elder Zhizhen of Wenshu Monastery in Wutai Mountain, and we are here to capture this villain who has harmed one side and keep the mountain safe. Now that the villain has been captured, we can save him from handing over to some government. , he committed evil in the countryside, let everyone deal with it!"

Sun Lei smiled and announced the nickname he had thought of for a long time - Great Sage Equaling Heaven. Since Sun Lei's surname was Sun, and the word Lei was three characters of stone, he already had the nickname Sun Dasheng, which was not a lie.

"Sage riding the sky, you want to ride on the top of the sky? You are not afraid of beheading!"

Lu Zhishen glanced at Sun Lei suspiciously. He had been a local official, and the emperor was called the Son of Heaven. Isn't this riding on the emperor's old man?This is to kill.

"Qi Tian! Qi Tian! Aligned Qi, not riding a horse!"

Sun Lei emphasized that although the great sage riding the sky is more arrogant and flirtatious, it sounds strange. How can he ride a horse today?
(End of this chapter)