Water Margin people

Chapter 12 The Twisted Melon
"Master Lu! Shaoxia Sun! Thank you both for killing my villagers!"

The old man bowed to Lu Zhishen and Sun Lei.

"I don't know how the old man plans to deal with this thief?"

Sun Lei looked at Zhang Feng, who was submerged in rotten vegetable leaves. There was no way for the thief to be handed over to the government. Sun Lei had inquired about it. The nearest county government office was seventy or eighty miles away, and half of it was a mountain road. He was very curious. how the people will deal with it.

"According to the rules of the country, leave him a whole body and hang him in front of the archway!"

The old man said without a trace of emotion that he must appease the anger of the villagers in all directions, and also warn the thieves that this is not a place where they can act recklessly.

"It's cheap."

Upon hearing that the whole body was left by hanging, Lu Zhi hummed deeply and said, in his opinion, it is not an exaggeration for this thief to be divided into five parts.

Under the command of the old man, a group of strong villagers planed Zhang Feng out of the pile of rotten vegetables and leaves, tied them to a flatbed cart with ropes and started parading through the streets, and then hanged him to death at the archway in front of the town.

It was too late, and there was nothing wrong with Lu Zhishen and Sun Lei. At the invitation of the village elders, Lu Zhishen and Sun Lei had a banquet and celebrated all night before returning to the mountain.

"Why hasn't the Sa family heard of your name?"

On the way up the mountain, Lu Zhishen asked suddenly that he was also a mixed martial artist. Although he was only active in Kansai, he had heard of the hero of the world, and he had never heard of the name of Sun Lei, the great sage equal to heaven.

"You are ignorant. Before you killed Zhen Guanxi, who knew Weizhou Tijuruda? Now you know Sun Lei, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven!"

Sun Lei said triumphantly, today he has earned the title of Monkey King. I don't know if someone will kneel down and call him brother when they meet in the future.

"Brother, you are not afraid of taboo by calling this nickname. The emperor is narrow-minded. Many literati were convicted because of their articles and poems, but they have fame and reputation, which can reduce their crimes. You don't have fame. If you take this kind of nickname, if you spread it, you will be beheaded."

Lu Zhishen reminded Sun Lei that the Song Dynasty also had strict control over allusive and ambiguous words, and he had also encountered this when he was in charge.Fortunately, there is a rule not to kill scholar-bureaucrats, literati can reduce their crimes, Sun Lei has no fame and official position, and this Monkey King has the same meaning as the emperor, he will be convicted of treason, if he is reported, It is the crime of beheading.

"Do I have to look at other people's eyes when I come to this world? I am happy and I am happy. Wouldn't it be happy to drink a lot of wine and eat meat? The old emperor has offended me. I can't miss it. I don't rebel when I travel through time. Son of a bitch!"

Sun Lei hummed a ditty and said.

"Haha, sure enough, she has the same character as the Sa family."

Lu Zhishen saw that Sun Lei didn't care, so he didn't say these things any more. He laughed, he liked Sun Lei's free and easy personality like him, and he was not afraid of offending the heavenly king, Lao Tzu, gods and Buddhas.

The road up the mountain is actually not that easy to walk. Although the road has been repaired by temples and pilgrims, it is only passable, and it is still far from easy.

Sun Lei was still looking at the scenery in the mountains curiously. Before being carried up by Lu Zhishen, Sun Lei was not in the mood to look at the scenery. Later, when he went down the mountain, his mind was full of thoughts of getting rich, and he didn't pay attention to the scenery in the mountains. Now it looks really:

Clouds cover the peak, and the sun turns the mountainside.Saga seems to be connected to Tianguan, and Huan is uneven to invade Hanbiao.The flowers and trees in front of the rocks dance with the spring breeze and spit out the fragrance; the vines at the entrance of the cave hang tender threads in the rain.Feiyun Waterfall, the shadow of the Milky Way soaked in the moonlight is cold; the cliffs are green and pines, and the iron horn bells shake the dragon's tail.It should be dyed by kneading indigo, and it is naturally made up by accumulating emerald green.The root plate pressed three thousand feet straight, and the momentum swallowed four hundred states.

"Master Lu, why is this temple built on a mountain? Isn't it tiring to walk up and down! No wonder I didn't see a few pilgrims in Wenshu Monastery. They were all scared away by your mountain road."

After walking for two hours, Sun Lei complained. He was not in the mood to look at the scenery anymore. This is not the same as climbing mountains in later generations. It is still tiring to climb to the top of the mountain. Sun Lei is now wondering why the temple is not built at the foot of the mountain, so that it is convenient for believers and pilgrims to offer incense, and it is not a den of bandits.

"I heard from the prison temple in the temple that the Buddha said: The Dharma should not be passed on lightly! It seems that it is too easy to go to the temple and no one will believe it! Therefore, the temple must be built on the mountain. There are no ones who walk on the sedan chair."

Seeing that Sun Lei was tired, Lu Zhi shook his head and said again.

"Look at you, you are in good shape, how did you end up like this after walking so few steps!"

In terms of height, Sun Lei is about the same as Lu Zhishen, but not as strong as Lu Zhishen.

"Who can compare to you, you are like a monster!"

Sun Lei is very speechless, his physical fitness is nothing to say, he can walk three or four hours on this mountain road without stopping with Lu Zhishen, which is already very powerful in later generations, Sun Lei now doubts how Lu Zhishen put himself on that day. The one who carried it to the mountain is simply not human!
"It seems that you don't know kung fu. When you go to the mountain, Sajia will teach you some kung fu. I guarantee that going up and down the mountain will be the same as playing!"

Lu Zhishen laughed and patted his chest and looked at Sun Lei.

"Could it be that I still live with you on the mountain?"

Sun Lei was a little moved, he was worried that he had nowhere to go, it would be nice to have a place to stay, he was thinking about where to go in the future.

"Of course, when you go to Shansa's house, please ask the elder to shave you too. After a while, the Sa's family will find a way to help you get a degree certificate, and then you will become a monk in Wenshu Monastery."

Lu Zhishen talked while walking.

"Hey, Master Lu, when did I say I was going to become a monk? Don't mess around!"

Sun Lei stopped in his tracks and didn't dare to go up the mountain again. If he went up the mountain and got his hair shaved and became a monk, Sun Lei would really die. What's the difference between this kind of time travel and becoming a eunuch?
"Hmph! It looks like you are a playboy. I'm afraid it's not to harm people if you release it. It's better to lock it in a temple!"

Lu Zhishen looked at Sun Lei as if he had seen through Sun Lei's heart.

"Who said that? I'm just fraternity, you know! fraternity!"

Sun Lei turned around and was about to go down the mountain. It didn't matter if he had nowhere to go. It was better to find a place than to be a monk.

"Want to go?"

Lu Zhishen grabbed Sun Lei's shoulder, but Sun Lei couldn't break free no matter what.

"Brother, obediently go up the mountain with the Sa's family. It's a good thing to become a monk. No matter how many people ask for it, you can't ask for it!"

Lu Zhishen took Sun Lei and dragged him up the mountain. Being a monk is very beneficial. He beat Zheng Tu to death and was hunted down by the government. In Menjun, it turned out that the document of arresting him was also posted here. Until he became a monk, he was no longer afraid of being arrested. As long as there was a degree, the government would not find out his family members.

"For good things, you can go on your own. I didn't say that I want to be a monk. A twisted melon is not sweet!"

Sun Lei struggled, but he couldn't break free, so he could only open his mouth and shout, but there was no one in this mountain forest except birds and beasts.

Sun Lei was very upset. Why did this happen every time he went up the mountain? The first time he was tied up by Lu Zhishen as a prostitute and carried up the mountain, and the second time he was forced to go up the mountain to become a monk.

"Even falling grass is better than being a monk!"

Sun Lei yelled in his heart, Lu Zhishen's temper is too stubborn, his brain is so stubborn, and he acts very brutally, maybe he will really be shaved.

(End of this chapter)