not good, immortal

Chapter 1 Gou, there is a reason

As a cat demon, Feng He is a real dog.

Who told her master, the golden-winged Garuda, to think of the human race, saying that the world is dangerous.

At that time, she didn't have a deep understanding of the word sinister, and she practiced tremblingly for a thousand years under the guidance of her master.

Until one day the master went to the Western Paradise to listen to scriptures, and coincidentally, fellow Taoist Nine Colors Lu mentioned that Chaoge City was extremely prosperous. Nodding and bowing, I just came to the world to learn more.

It's the day, the stars are in the sky, and it seems that the outside of Chaoge City is not very peaceful.

Tens of thousands of soldiers shouted slogans she couldn't understand on the plain outside Chaoge City.

Originally, Feng He thought that these had nothing to do with her, she just went to Chaoge City to take a look, whether it was a three-army confrontation or a five-army confrontation outside the city.

But before she got down from the little cloud she made, she saw a snow-white nine-tailed fox demon whose neck was pinched like a chicken, with a golden throwing knife nailed to its chest.

With her skills, she could tell at a glance that she was also a goblin who had cultivated for thousands of years—but she had no resistance in the hands of that old man with white hair and wrinkled face.

And the blood splattered on the headless male corpse next to the fox demon was even more horrifying, dyeing the fox demon's white fur in a mess.

Coincidentally, the old man was holding the fox demon in one hand, and with a hint of sharpness in his eyes, he glanced at his poorly disguised cloud.

"Where is the evildoer, the three monsters in Xuanyuan Tomb have all been executed, how dare you offend me Da Zhou?"

The old man spoke, his voice was like a bell.

Feng He hid in the cloud dumpling, took a closer look, and indeed there was a nine-headed pheasant spirit lying on the ground, and a jade pipa that had lost its spirit.

An old human man over eighty years old unexpectedly beheaded three thousand-year-old monsters with ease.

She was frightened out of her wits, and fled back to her nest.

From this moment, Feng He agrees with Master's theory that the world is dangerous.

The world is really terrible.

……

Terrible is terrible.

Although these goblins are dedicated to seeking the Tao, they have a long way to practice, and there are always times when they get tired.The Nine Heavens are too far away and there are too many rules, but the Human World is an interesting place to go.

Just when Feng He had practiced diligently for nearly a thousand years, a little gold fish demon adopted by Queen Mother Xi came to show off excitedly to her. I was very happy to ask for an official job in front of the emperor's old son.

Feng He stared at his very poor cultivation, and sneered a little.

But after thinking about it again, it turns out that their monster race is already so popular in the human world?
If this kind of thing can be done by an official, then she can't ask for a national teacher to do it?

So he squeezed a cloud dumpling carelessly again, and floated to the boundary of Chang'an.

Hearing that the emperor believes in alchemy so much that he even married his own daughters to alchemists, Feng He felt that he was very lucky, and spells and divinations were easy for them.

So she turned into an alchemist and traveled around the city of Chang'an, making divinations and divinations, and occasionally performing chivalrous actions, and soon became famous.

What Xiao Jinyu said was right, the royal family of the Han Dynasty was also very courteous and virtuous.

Going round and round, Feng He even made friends with the princess, drinking and feasting in the mansions of princes and nobles every day, so happy.

As for the idea of ​​becoming a national teacher in the palace, Fenghe gradually put it behind him.

Until one day, the Crown Princess and Shi Liangdi, whom she usually disliked very much, found her crying together, and without any explanation, they stuffed a pink and tender baby in her arms, and said some words to support Gu, without any explanation. He drove her out of the prince's mansion.

Fenghe doesn't know what the world is, at first she thought she did something to offend the princess, but looking at the gold ornaments and jade stuffed in the baby's baby, even if she is a cat demon, now she can't I already know that it is a necessary item for living in the world - money.

It's really inexplicable to drive her out and spend money with her.

What surprised her even more was that after a few days of leaving the mansion, the city of Chang'an had changed completely. The shadow puppet stalls and soup cake shops had disappeared, and the streets and alleys were full of soldiers in black armor.

A group of unkempt prisoners was being escorted by officers on horseback, and there seemed to be one or two familiar faces among them, who were pretending to be swindlers.

"I've seen that alchemist, she's from the Prince's Mansion, catch her!"

Before Feng He could relax, he saw those soldiers rushing towards her.

The leader pulled the sword out of the sword case, and a golden light flashed in front of her eyes, and she could not be more familiar with the aura on it.

Isn't it the aura on the throwing knife of that old man a thousand years ago?
The corpses of three thousand-year-old monsters instantly appeared in front of her eyes, and Feng He was shocked.

Fortunately, this time, she has already mastered her wind control technique, and the moment the golden light came to her, she pinched a cloud and floated back to the cave.

As for the little baby, after Feng He returned, he threw it to the little goldfish who claimed to be the king of the human world, and he didn't bother to watch him beat his chest and stamp his feet, saying that if he was still there, why would old Liu Che be here.

She didn't know who old Liu Che was, but the master once said that the golden light is immortal energy, and if a little monster whose cultivation level is not at home hits it, his soul will be blown away.

Human beings are really getting more and more outrageous. Last time, the one who had immortal energy seemed to be a big man in charge of the three armies.

This time, even a small Xuncheng school captain can easily generate some immortal energy.

It's really scary that the monster is one foot tall and the man is one foot tall.

Practice!Must practice!

……

For the next thousand years, Fenghe's cultivation was not very peaceful.

Probably because the baby-faced golden jade goblin had a loose mouth and bragged about it whenever he met a goblin, which made all the goblins full of curiosity about the human world, and they all ran to find out.

After coming back, there are mixed praises and criticisms for human beings.

There are quite a few people who have been asked to do it by officials, and there are also many who have been beaten for a few times, and there are even some who never return.The ghost knows whether it's because the soul is scattered or the day is soaring, or if it's found some other blessed place and opened up a new cave.

Fenghe often listens to stories with his disciples and grandchildren.

How beautifully the palaces in Chang'an are repaired, how delicately the peonies in Luoyang are in bloom, and how gorgeously the brocades in Sichuan are repaired, these things make her want to move.

This kind of eagerness finally came to an abrupt end one time, after she and the demons formed a team to watch a mage named Xuanzang.

Well, Master Xuanzhuang is an ordinary, good-looking monk. It is said that he was entrusted by the Tang Emperor to go to the West to learn scriptures.

But the four apprentices who followed him were all shining golden, and the immortal energy on their bodies was stronger than that of the previous ones, not tens of thousands of times stronger than the previous few times.

During that battle, there were either real gods or real immortals, and there were still a few little demons who were not open-eyed discussing, wanting to invite the monk to visit the cave.

Feng He slipped away faster, and she wanted to live longer.

So much so that after that, no matter what moths there are in the human world, she turns a deaf ear to them.After all, her luck is relatively bad, who knows if there will be a next time when she goes this time.

……

In the following hundreds of years, the master and fellow Taoists followed the Buddha to the Western Paradise, and even the little gold fish demon begged for a fairy position to serve the Eastern Prince.

After going back and forth, Fenghe also became a big monster on the Megatron side.

Her seniority is indeed very high, part of the reason is that she is obsessed with cultivation, and she has been retreating for hundreds of thousands of years every now and then. Many immortals in the Nine Heavens may be her juniors.

Fortunately, she also has a bad friend who doesn't love the sky but the earth.

Rabbit essence doesn't like to practice, but likes to be obsessed with becoming a human for many years to fall in love with nerds. The world, must tell her some customs of the world.

Feng He didn't care much about these things originally.

Until Rabbit Jing mentioned a country called Song, not only were cats popular among the people, but dignitaries would compare cat breeds.

Even the emperor of the Song Dynasty kept a lot of imperial cats in the court - the painters of the court painting academy painted flowers, birds, and of course beauties and cats in the court.

In order to prove the truth of what he said, while deceiving the nerd, Rabbit Spirit also brought back some manuscripts of poems and drawings.

Seeing that the raccoon slave can still earn a salary in the palace of the emperor of the human race, Feng He became very playful.

She broke her paws and figured out that she was covered by someone above her, and if she met a god, she reckoned that she would be able to make friends with him.

So I decided to travel to this country where I am very popular, to see how popular cats are.

Curiously and cautiously, she traveled from Luoyang, Xijing, to Bianliang, Tokyo, and found that what the Rabbit Spirit said was true, that people in the Song Dynasty really loved cats.

Even a down-and-out aristocrat who couldn't afford expensive breeds had to think of a way to dye the cat for comparison. Although this behavior made her feel a little uncomfortable, it was harmless.

After all, these dyed cats don't need to protect books or catch mice. They have servants to fold fans all day long, and they are happy to be able to catch a few dragonflies and butterflies in their spare time.

Feng He was very relieved, and felt that the present human world is very good, and next time Master came back from the West Paradise, he must have a good talk with him, and said that three thousand years have passed, and the world is no longer dangerous——

Until midnight one day, she finally decided to play with the royal cats in the palace before leaving, but when she transformed into a cat and just jumped off the glazed green tile palace wall, she was grabbed by a woman It was stuffed into a swaddle inlaid with gold and jade and piled up with brocade, and then put into a basket and covered with a dark cotton cloth.

Fenghe is a little confused, but she is very good at making excuses for all kinds of strange human behaviors.

She felt that palace cats were enshrined in this way, so she stayed quietly in the basket and followed the woman to lift her to a palace room.

It can be vaguely seen from the cracks that the palace is extremely magnificent, with black gold as the pillars, pepper mud as the walls, and expensive incense burning, but it can't hide the smell of blood and medicine.

Soon, the cotton cloth was removed, and she was stuffed into the hands of a haggard lady.

The woman only took one look at her, then screamed and passed out.

The swaddling baby fell to the ground, gold ornaments and jade wares rolled all over the ground, Feng He took the opportunity to jump out.

"Monster!" "Monster!"

When people saw her, they ran away in fright.

Feng He was startled, what kind of powers are the maids and internal officials in this human palace, even her transformed body who has cultivated for three thousand years can see through.

She immediately stopped hesitating, jumped on the window and flew out, and saw what seemed to be a small dragon with faint golden dragon patterns wrapped around her body, approaching from far away.

This... is both immortal energy again!
Fenghe fled.

She was really scared, and when she returned to the cave, she immediately set up a barrier that hadn't been seen in three thousand years, and no nine-color deer, little goldfish, or rabbits were proficient in opening it.

Let’s talk about another thousand years of cultivation.

It's just that she didn't expect that after a thousand years, she would wake up even more abruptly than the previous few times.

(End of this chapter)