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Chapter 2 Really Just Want to Make a Phone Call

"Name?"

"Feng He."

"age?"

"forty nine."

"Home address?"

"Uh...I don't know."

In the No. [-] mediation room of Xingfu Police Station in Jiangzhou District, Xishu City, Officer Li put down the pen in his hand, looking hopeless.

He has been in the police force for ten years, and as a well-known film policeman among the three aunts, six wives, seven aunts and eight aunts, he feels that today he has finally met his nemesis.

This nemesis looked about sixteen or seventeen years old, and was extremely beautiful.

Beauty is a word that Officer Li seldom uses, because most of the time, no matter how good-looking and elegant a woman is, in front of him, her facial features are often distorted and hysterical.

There is one thing to say, this girl is indeed very beautiful, it is difficult to describe his rudeness.

Of course, if he had to describe it, then apart from the universally applicable description like "big eyes, small mouth, and fair skin", it would probably be... just be a webcaster at will. Can have millions of followers.

But none of that matters.

The important thing is that she reveals a strangeness from head to toe.

Thanks to my wife watching dramas at home every day, Officer Li knows the clothes this girl is wearing, and they are Song Hanfu that is very fashionable at the moment.What kind of jackets and shirts, even the shoes and socks are neatly matched.

If there is an art student here, he will definitely sigh, this is obviously the character who just walked out of "The Picture of Recruiting Ladies".

Of course, Police Officer Li didn't have the talent for art, and he didn't have the time to appreciate it. It was just hard for him to imagine that this was someone they had just picked up from the deep mountains and old forests hundreds of kilometers away.

According to the construction unit that contacted them,
At that time, the shield machine broke down and was being investigated, and then this girl came out from the woods behind the construction site, with no money, no ID card, no mobile phone, and could not answer any questions.

People in several nearby villages said they didn't know each other, and there was nothing they could do, so they called the police.

Before they went to pick her up, the girl had already lived in a village near the construction site for two days, during which time she did not cry or make noise, she was very calm.

Looking at it this way, it doesn't look like he was kidnapped?

Officer Li looked at the messy transcript in front of him, and silently turned his pen around.

The biometric and face recognition comparisons of the missing persons database are still in progress, and the police station can only conduct some routine inquiries. However, after drinking two cups of milk tea and eating three steamed buns, Still very uncooperative.

Fenghe?What a strange name.

Officer Li sighed.

"I didn't say, little girl, are you running away from home? Do you know that your parents will be worried if you do this, so just tell us your parents' names, phone numbers, and addresses, and we will send them to you." You got home safely."

After speaking, he tried his best to put on a gentle expression on his face.

The raised eyebrows uncontrollably squeezed the flesh on the forehead to the center of the brows, and the deepened version of "Chuan" made him look more ferocious.

Feng He was about to cry.

"I really……"

She nervously clutched the incomplete booklet in the armband, and handed the other party a timid look: "I don't know."

Officer Li was speechless.

He really couldn't make any expression, so he could only roll his eyes up to announce that the sixteenth interrogation still ended in failure.

The mediation room fell into a low atmosphere of silence.

Fenghe couldn't help.

This is the third day she just woke up.

Or rather than waking up, it’s more like being woken up, it’s still a very thorough one——

As a cat demon who has practiced for more than [-] years, half of the gods in the heavens have to call her Shizu, but she was thrown out of the cave in her sleep.

To be honest, she was angry at the time.

But after all, there are not many in this world who are capable of smashing Fenghe's cave to pieces, and she can count the great gods who have the ability to move mountains and fill seas with her paws.

To deal with this kind of great god, even if she brings in her master as a rescuer, at most her foodie master will come to show courtesy first and then soldiers, so it's better to restrain your temper and ask for an explanation.

Then she was shocked.

The one who tore up her cave was not a fairy at all.

is human.

Well, yes, humans again.

Reminiscent of several past events over the past few thousand years, her desire to ask for an explanation died down instantly.

According to Feng He's experience as a demon for many years: he can get it with ghosts and gods, but he can't get it with human beings.

Strange to say, the human beings of today are quite different from before.

Unexpectedly, a mere middle-aged man with no divine power or immortality, with a thing called "shield dirt chicken"——

There is no need to chant mantras, cast spells, pray or offer sacrifices, just shout:
"It's ready, I'm going to start the chicken!"

It knocked the mountain away alive.

Feng He has always claimed to be a cultured monster.

Shield... she knew.

Kuu...she knew it too.

Chicken... of course she knew.

But what kind of powerful magic weapon this "shield dirt chicken" is, until now when she is sitting in the mediation room of the Xingfu police station, she has not fully figured it out.

In the past three days, Fenghe understood in a daze that it was about a thousand years since she came to this world last time.

Whether it is Shang or Han, Tang or Song, they have all disappeared in the torrent of time.

Originally, none of the monsters in the mountains of Western Shu could be found, but wisps of smoke from human villages could be seen from time to time.

Now, the gods do not show up, the demons do not come out, and this magical country where ordinary people can move mountains and fill seas is called Huaxia Kingdom.

She was able to know this, thanks to the anthropology guru in the demon world, Rabbit Jing—how long Feng He has practiced, this man has been playing games in the world for as long as he has.

And since decades ago, I have returned to Xishu every now and then, and left a booklet for myself with good intentions. The name is very straightforward, called "The Essential Handbook for Walking in the World".

It is mainly used to introduce her new identity in the game world, and by the way, talk about the current situation in the world, and her affairs in the world—and hope that Feng He will contact herself quickly after she leaves the level.

That booklet recorded a number of precautions called "tips" by the so-called rabbit spirit, as well as more than a dozen names of the rabbit spirit, and dozens of her love-hate entanglements. Inside the broken magic weapon.

Well, it should be the most powerful magic weapon that the rabbit spirit can make—by coincidence, it was hit by the "shield chicken" and hit the head of the jade board bed where Feng He was meditating. Although the damage was a bit horrible, the booklet The content can still be distinguished somewhat.

Who told Fenghe to shut down a thousand-year death pass, with the lowly skills of a rabbit spirit, she could only touch the door of her cave, and even a message could not be spread within the barrier.

No, it's very likely that this rabbit spirit won't summon at all.

On the first day she left the customs, she pinched a bird for summons, the kind that never returned.

Thinking of this, Feng He sighed.

Officer Li also sighed.

Although he only scored more than [-] points in the criminal psychology test, he is very good at observing words and deeds.

The little girl rolled her eyes in her sockets, she was thinking about something, and she was making up some lies to fool him.

"It's okay, let's do it again, it's okay if you don't want to say anything else." He poked two dots on the notebook, "Where are you from?"

Feng He bit her lip, and decided to pretend to be dumb before she figured out more things.

Do you want to say that her ancestral home is in the west of the Western Regions, and she was born in Zhangqiu, Shandong. After learning from the Buddha, she sat down on the Golden Winged Garuda, and went to the West Shu Mountains to practice for more than [-] years, and then she was used by you human beings? Chicken, ruined the cave that took three thousand years of hard work to build?

No, absolutely not.

Harmful Rabbit Essence made it very clear in the ruined "Necessary Manual for Walking the World", absolutely, absolutely, we must not let today's human beings know that he is a cat demon.

She even prepared a set of identity statements for herself, but her magic weapon is really inexperienced, except for "Feng He, female, nineteen years old", which happened to be destroyed so that she couldn't read it.

And the person in front of him obviously didn't even want to believe these six words.

"Okay, it doesn't matter if you really don't want to find your parents."

I also see a lot of troubled girls, and Officer Li is ready to save the country: "Is there always a contact method for friends? You can find a friend to pick you up from us, as long as you are an adult."

Hehe, after finding a friend, isn’t it easy to get the information from the friend to ask the parents?

He put the pen on the notebook and stretched his neck forward, very sincerely.

"Friend?" Feng He frowned.

"Yes, do you have your friend's contact information?"

This expression has a play.

Officer Li glanced at the wall clock on the wall, every tick of the second hand seemed to be one step closer to calling it a day.

Feng He clenched and relaxed his hands in the armholes.

By the way, what is the name of the rabbit spirit now?

There are at least a dozen names in the booklet, corresponding to more than a dozen love-hate relationships. Fenghe has never been interested in the love stories of rabbit spirits. , and didn't pay attention to what her latest identity was.

Who told her to change hundreds of names in the past thousands of years for the sake of romance, so that all the monsters in Western Shu got used to calling her Rabbit Fairy, as for what the Rabbit Fairy is called recently... who cares.

It seems to be three words?

"Joe..." But Feng He couldn't remember, "Joe what."

The wall clock on the wall "clicked", and the hour, minute and second hands skipped the twelve o'clock position in unison, and started a new round of rotation.

"What do you think I'm looking at?!"

Officer Li's expression was not good. He felt that the girl might have done it on purpose, so he didn't pay attention to the strength in his hand, and put the pen he just picked up heavily on the table.

With a "snap", the door of the mediation room also opened.

"Inspector Li, there is no one like you, and you are not interrogating prisoners."

A bright-looking policewoman pushed the door in with two folders in her arms, "She's about the same age as your daughter, so you're here talking to her and clapping the table."

"My daughter is only in junior high school!"

"almost."

She stuffed the folder into the arms of the somewhat embarrassed Police Officer Li, and whispered: "A mother-in-law, daughter-in-law and sister-in-law fight, and a five brothers divide the family property, which one do you choose?"

Turning her head again, she smiled at Feng He: "Little sister, don't be afraid, it's okay, think slowly."

Officer Li looked at the person suspiciously. He knew that the person in front of him always had his eyes above the roof. He felt that he had been wronged by coming to a place like the police station. Such a little girl?

Of course, it may also be that they simply don't want to compete with the seven aunts and eight aunts.

However, to mediate family disputes is to mediate family disputes. Anyway, it is his strong point, and it is better than spending time here following the master who can't break a fart for a long time.

He grabbed the folder and tried to find some ground for himself: "Okay, brother will help you today, then I will leave this place to you."

slip away.

"Tch, man."

The policewoman unabashedly sneered at the figure who slammed the door away.

She took off her hat, revealing her curly hair that was neatly arranged and neatly arranged. She sat across from Fenghe, picked up the pen that the man had dropped just now, and said with a smile: "My name is Jiang Ruyi, and I should be much older than you. You can call me Jiang Ruyi. I am Police Officer Jiang, you can also call me sister."

Feng He was obviously taken aback.

The last time she was asked to call herself elder sister was Huangdi's daughter Hanba.

It is said that the Goddess in Tsing Yi used her body to drive away the rain during the Battle of Zhuolu, shed all her mana, and helped her father and brother defeat Chi You, but she herself fell to the nine heavens and escaped into the demon way.

Fenghe was born hundreds of years after the great war. When he met Hanba, the Sri Lankan had already lost his former style. The police officer Jiang in front of him was much more beautiful than the goddess, but she was destined not to be called sister.

He could only say, "Hello, Officer Jiang."

She stayed in the small village next to the cave for two days, and more or less knew that the "police officer" was similar to the yamen a thousand years ago.However, this Huaxia Kingdom is different from those previous dynasties. It is quite novel that women can also work as officials.

"Well, Fenghe, that's a nice name."

This policewoman's social skills seem to be much stronger than the male police officer just now, of course the depression just now is gone.Jiang Ruyi flipped through the notebook left by his predecessor, and said casually, "Do you have this surname? This is the first time I've seen it."

"Yes, both Fuxi's and Nuwa's surnames are Feng." Feng He replied seriously.

In fact, except for things she really didn't know and couldn't say, she answered everything perfectly, without any mistakes.Rabbit Jing has emphasized in the manual that he must never fight against the government.

But this answer was obviously beyond Jiang Ruyi's expectation, she quietly concealed the surprise in her eyes, and smiled, "That's it."

She wrote something on the previous piece of paper with a pen, then looked up at Fenghe again, "Do you also like to wear Hanfu?"

"Hanfu?" Feng He frowned.

Clothes of the Han Dynasty?But she is clearly wearing the clothes of the Song Dynasty, what is this person trying to test?
Seeing the expression on Fenghe's cold face, Jiang Ruyi smiled sweetly, and moved her body forward, as if she was really going to gossip with a little sister:
"Ever since Qiao Zhenzhen acted in the TV series "Emperor of the Great Song Dynasty", Song-made Hanfu has become popular. I often see little girls about your age wearing Hanfu on the street to go shopping."

Feng He breathed a sigh of relief.

It turns out that the clothes I wear now are called Hanfu.

That's right, the last time I came out to hang out was a thousand years ago, it's not surprising that human beings' clothes are updated, and I'm still wearing clothes from a thousand years ago, I'm too stupid, but fortunately, there are, uh, TV shows , Give yourself a break.

She looked curiously at the woman named Jiang Ruyi in front of her—the clothes worn by the fierce man just now were almost exactly the same, um, a dark blue top and dark blue pants with words on it and white patterns printed on them.

He recalled that the few people he saw just now when he came out of the cave were also wearing dark blue tops and dark blue pants, presumably this is the fashionable way of dressing at the moment.

It's just that the color of the lines is slightly different, and the characters are not quite the same.

When it comes to characters, Feng He feels that he has to find a master somewhere to learn from them. Now the characters are not quite the same as before, and they look like tadpoles.Fortunately, as the most diligent and studious monster under Master's sect, this question should not trouble her.

The person in front of him obviously started to wander too far after looking at him. Jiang Ruyi was a little speechless. It turned out that it wasn't that Li's professional ability was not good enough. This girl was really difficult to deal with.

Fortunately, she graduated from psychology and is very good at controlling the rhythm of the conversation. Seeing that Fenghe didn't answer, she changed the direction and continued to chat casually: "Do you like Qiao Zhenzhen?"

Qiao Zhenzhen, the most popular first-line actress at the moment, has almost acted in something popular since her debut. She is a fake national actress, from an [-]-year-old grandmother to an [-]-year-old girl. It can be said that everyone knows everyone. dawn.

Generally speaking, it is safest to talk about this kind of popular topic with someone who has a psychological defense line.

"what?"

Feng He is still immersed in the state of thinking about finding a wife, this question is a bit sudden to her.However, why does the name Qiao Zhenzhen sound so familiar?
correct.

Feng He patted his forehead, and the hairpins on his head jingled together.

Isn't Rabbit Jing's latest name Qiao Zhenzhen?
She also said that she could find her by calling after she woke up, and she also remarked very intimately that everyone has a "phone", and she can borrow one from someone after she leaves the customs.

"Excuse me... do you have a phone?" Feng He asked cautiously, "I want to make a call."

Jiang Ru's eyes lit up when she heard her say that.

In fact, they had been gossiping about the little girl in the duty room all morning.

First of all, the female household registration police next door, who is a fan of Hanfu, said that the accessories worn by the girls are all real ones, and they should be worth five figures, maybe six figures.

Second, the Xishu Mountains are located on a plateau, where the sun and the wind blow. Most of the locals have rough, reddish skin. This girl has fair and delicate skin, and her accent is not like the locals.

Third, when the workers who built the high-speed rail met her, she was as tidy as she is now, and her mood has always been stable. There is a high probability that she is not a victim of trafficking or kidnapping.

Combined with her refusal to reveal her identity information, there is a great possibility that the daughter of a wealthy family had a conflict with her parents, ran away from home to travel, accidentally lost her way, and had to find someone Ask for help, but don't want to go back to parents' house.

Asking for a phone now means that the girl should have figured it out and is ready to contact her family.

Jiang Ruyi let out a long sigh of relief, it was done.

Now the law and order is good, and there is not even a job to catch a thief.As a dignified Master of Psychology from the University of France, she really doesn't want to stay in this police station that not only mediates family conflicts, but also repairs water and electricity meters for needy people.

I heard that a new investigative detachment has been set up in the city bureau, and some young people who are good at solving problems must be recruited from various units.

To put it simply, she needs to improve her performance recently.

"Speed!The policeman of Xingfu Police Station helps a girl lost in the mountains to find her relatives"——

She has already thought about the title, and when the time comes, she will ask the director to write a recommendation letter, and with the blessing of public opinion, it is not easy to get a job transfer or something.

Jiang Ruyi smiled and handed over the new foldable phone last month.

"Thank you."

"You're welcome, hit whatever you want."

When Feng He picked up the phone and looked at it suspiciously and then tapped it, she smiled smugly.

This mobile phone has not been officially released yet. It is a prototype used by the boyfriend's company for testing. It is impossible to buy it even if you have money, so most people have never seen the real thing, and it is normal to be a little curious.

Jiang Ruyi kindly reminded: "This folding screen is no different from others, you can just open it."

"Hit directly?" Feng He was wondering if he was not strong enough, and why Qiao Zhenzhen hadn't appeared yet.

"Well, just call directly."

"it is good."

With the master's approval, she put the phone on the table in front of her and raised her fist.

Jiang Ruyi:? ? ?
(End of this chapter)