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Chapter 234 Teacher Sha Was Headshot
After eating hot pot, the three of them played a few rounds of mahjong. Teacher Sha was the first to go back to the room to rest.

Ma Xiaoshu and Gulina went to drink some wine and went back to their rooms.

Gu Lina watched as Ma Xiaoshu opened the door with the key card.

Ma Xiaoshu asked curiously: "If you don't open the door, what are you looking at me for?"

Gulina: "I don't think you can distinguish the door."

Ma Xiaoshu said angrily: "Don't be so moody all day long, don't I even know numbers? My room is 409..."

After finishing speaking, Ma Xiaoshu stopped to open the door, walked past Gulina, and went to open the door next door.

The door opened, Ma Xiaoshu walked in, and closed the door.

Gulina shook her head, took out her room card and opened her room 408, muttering:

"It seems that it is not intentional to often misidentify people. This guy can even misidentify the number of the room. I don't know what is going on in his head all day long. This may be a genius, hehe. There is something wrong!"

Of course she knows Ma Xiaoshu, not to mention that she and Gao Wen lived together with Ma Xiaoshu for a few months. At the beginning, when Ma Xiaoshu first debuted, Gulina had been paying attention to him. too normal.

Gulina took off the clothes that smelled of hot pot, washed them, dried them under the air conditioner, and went to wash her hair and take a bath.

Looking at herself in the mirror, Gu Lina turned around twice, not to mention that her hair fell loose, she was indeed very similar to Gao Wen, the same thin, white and straight.Although she was taller, the difference of four centimeters was not obvious, and he couldn't blame him for not being able to tell the difference.

I don't know if standing in front of Ma Xiaoshu with his face covered, he can tell who is who.

His dog brain is probably hanging.

Gulina dried her body and came to the hotel bedroom wrapped in a bath towel. Looking at the new news on the screen of her mobile phone, she felt tired.

The honest and blushing male host I just met today asked her to go clubbing in a nightclub, and his words were provocative. It seems that the honest person is also pretending.

The news sent by the rich second generation is that as long as they are together, they will give Gulina a villa and a sports car, and give her 10 yuan in pocket money every month.

A certain male artist said that he would give her the best resources to promote her and let her play the heroine.

The warm male student said that you must protect yourself when recording survival programs, and if the environment is bad...drink more hot water.

Gulina didn't reply to them, she took out a mask and put it on: "Drink more hot water, tsk tsk! Absolutely! When chasing the girls in the next class, you still know how to buy flowers, so you drink more hot water when you come to me? Scumbag!"

That's right, after a period of observation, Gu Lina found that the few chasing her hard were all scumbags.

Fortune-telling is pretty reliable, motherfucker.

When Ma Xiaoshu and Gao Wen got together, Gu Lina almost agreed to the male artist, but fortunately, Ma Xiaoshu recognized the wrong person and pressed his head once, and she was in a bad mood and delayed for a few days. Then, Gu Lina found out about the male artist On the greasy side, he decisively refused.

After a while, there was a knock on the door.

Gulina looked through the cat's eyes and saw that it was Ma Xiaoshu, so she tore off the mask and opened the door.

"What's the matter? Come in and talk."

"I'm not going in."

When Ma Xiaoshu's eyesight is good, he is still a bit measured.

Gulina: "If you don't come in, why don't you let me stand in the hallway wrapped in a towel and talk?"

So Ma Xiaoshu went in and muttered, "You should get dressed before opening the door!"

Gulina sat on the head of the bed: "Brother-in-law, do you have the right to say that?"

Ma Xiaoshu has no qualifications, so he had to talk about business: "My boss said that he got another sponsor, Yulan Sunscreen, so tomorrow you have to make up a few commercials first, and you will also insert this brand in the program. It seems to be 120 million a season. Before tax."

Originally, Gulina came here for the advertising fee, and everyone will be allocated the advertising placement, which is higher than the film salary.

Gulina squinted at Ma Xiaoshu: "Then... what about after sleep?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "94 after tax, how much you can get depends on the ratio between you and your company."

Gulina pretended to wake up: "Oh! Pay the tax, I thought..."

Ma Xiaoshu was speechless: "You are almost done!"

However, Ma Xiaoshu's body was very honest, and he couldn't help but glanced at Gulina's chest and thighs, which were indeed quite perfect.

Gulina smiled and said, "Hehehe... Did my brother-in-law admit the wrong person again? Guess who I am?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "..."

Gulina stood up and turned around, jumping (*＾-＾*): "Dangling~ Brother Xiaoshu, I am Gao Wen! Gulina is not at home today, hehe~"

The demeanor, figure, and voice are 99% similar.

Ma Xiaoshu took a deep breath: "Shut up, you!"

Turn around and leave.

Although it is also possible not to leave, Ma Xiaoshu still feels that this is not good.

Gu Lina sent him to the door, and said in Gao Wen's voice: "Brother Xiaoshu, take a good rest and save your energy for the show. I heard that this time is very difficult. Xiao Yangyang loves you. When you come back from the show, Just rush..."

Ma Xiaoshu: "I really want to hit you!"

Gulina smiled and said, "Okay! Let's go, I'm really afraid that you will recognize the wrong person again, and I won't trust you!"

Ma Xiaoshu left without a word, he felt that he was very determined, and most people would never get out of the situation just now, as expected of me.

Gu Lina also recognized Ma Xiaoshu's determination, she thought she would pay the price in blood just now.

Since Ma Xiaoshu's concentration is not bad, then I will... jump repeatedly!
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The first shot of the first episode of the first season of "Gourmet in the Wild" shows two men and a dog in shorts, who are thrown onto the beach from a helicopter flying close to the ground.

Ma Xiaoshu stood firmly with his feet stuck in the sand.

Sha Yi threw his butt backwards in a flat sand and wild goose pose, and gnawed a mouthful of sand: "Bah! Bah, bah, bah..."

The dog was similar to Teacher Sha Yi's throwing method, and it howled in fright.

After a while, Teacher Sha spit out the sand in his mouth, and the sand was all over his face and body, and his facial features were wrinkled together into an emoji.

In the later stage of the program group, he was marked with four golden characters:

True Teacher Sha!

With a GoPro strapped to his head and a video camera in his hand, Sha Yi complained to the camera:

"I've never recorded such a ruthless program, throwing people off the plane. It's too miserable! There's not even a cameraman following the filming, what a crappy program! Just wearing pants, you see, Ma Xiaoshu is the same, only pants And a bracelet, the bracelet is a life detector, probably because the heartbeat is gone, they come to collect the body, does that mean? I am too difficult..."

Ma Xiaoshu licked the bag not far away, and the plane dropped not only the two of them and the dog, but also a big foam box.

Laizhuo curled up beside Ma Xiaoshu, whining, with his tail between his legs. Gou Sheng had never been so scared.

Fortunately, here is a tropical island, the temperature is quite friendly.

Sha Yi came over with the camera: "We don't have anything now, I don't know what's in that box, it looks quite big and can hold it. Little tree, what's in it?"

Ma Xiaoshu took out the contents of the box: "One mobile phone, one wild knife, all gone."

The knife was the one given to Ma Xiaoshu by Master Bei, and the mobile phone was provided by Huawei, the sponsor.

Sha Yi: "What the hell is this? It's such a big box, there are only two things. It's full of camera batteries..."

That's right, all the batteries are installed. They had to shoot their own survival show at the beginning, and they had to replace the camera by themselves when the battery ran out.

Ma Xiaoshu shrugged: "Actually, there are four things. The foam box and the battery are also very useful. The battery can be used to start a fire."

You need to open your mind.

Sha Yi suddenly said: "Ah yes, the battery we learned in special training makes fire."

This is a small island in Hawaii, only a few hundred meters away from the island where Mr. Pei recorded the program last time.

The reason why it was chosen here was mainly to reduce the risk of the program. Ma Xiaoshu came here once, and the recording should be smoother, which is safer than starting from an unfamiliar place.

Ma Xiaoshu carried the box to a high place, under a coconut tree, and then turned on the phone to read the information.

Prompted by the program group.

They were not given any program rules before they set off, and they were stripped naked, and could only obtain information from their mobile phones.

There are three videos on the phone.

In the first segment, producer Wang Zhengyu and female MC Gu Lina are sitting by the sea drinking iced coffee.

Gulina looked very nice in a sexy swimsuit.

Wang Zhengyu succinctly explained the rules clearly: "You have three tasks, and you will get corresponding rewards if you fail to complete one of the tasks. The first task is to build a boat and row to the opposite big island. The island you are on is very small with limited resources. It is not conducive to survival. After completing the mission, you will get - the goddess of the wilderness and her food. The second mission will unlock the guest, and the third mission can be rescued and left."

The video ended and did not say what the next two tasks were.

Sha Yi said with a bitter face: "So, for the show "Gourmet in the Wilderness", we are just in the wilderness, and they eat delicious food. I also have a small cup of coffee. I really want to swim back and beat him up!"

Ma Xiaoshu said: "I think it's safe to leave Gulina behind and starve with us."

Sha Yi: "That's not necessary, after all, she's a girl, we have nothing to eat or drink here..."

Boom!
"Ah ah ah..."

Sha Yi fell to the ground with his head in his arms, rolling around.

A coconut fell and hit him on the head, a little sideways, brushed the side of his head and fell and hit his arm again.

Coconuts rolled around on the ground: "Who the hell told you you didn't drink?"

The dog ran away in fright.

Ma Xiaoshu hurried to see his situation, then ran to the beach and waved his hands to summon the drone.

In order to strive for authenticity, this show does not have a follower, but it is equipped with a drone, which is used to shoot large scenes and to facilitate calling for rescue.

As the helicopter flew close, Ma Xiaoshu shouted: "Ms. Sha was hit by a coconut! Send the doctor here!"

huh~
After half an hour.

Sha Yi's head was wrapped with gauze, and his arms were hung around his neck with bandages. He looked resentful and sat in an open space far away from the coconut trees.

Ma Xiaoshu sat on the foam box and apologized: "I'm sorry, Mr. Sha, I shouldn't have tricked you into recording this show, hahahaha...I sympathize with you so much hahaha..."

I really can't help it, although Teacher Sha's experience is quite sad.

Sha Yi is a comedian by nature, so he reacted a little slower and said, "Why is the survival show recorded as a death-seeking show? This is the wrong way to open it!"

He was quite stiff and insisted on continuing to record the show. Fortunately, his injuries were not serious, his head was scratched, his arm was swollen, and none of his bones were injured.

On the other hand, seeing the photo of Sha Yixin brought back by the ambulance personnel, Gu Lina and the others burst out laughing. No one could hold it back. Teacher Sha is so mean.

(End of this chapter)