Country Composer

Chapter 235

Sha Yi's head exploded, and the ratings of the new show "Gourmet in the Wild" also exploded.

When the show aired a month later, the audience couldn't help but rushed to retweet Amway. This was definitely not a show, it was too real. There's the show Wild Foodie.

Therefore, Mr. Sha is the real koi, a reverse koi, who uses his pain to bring happiness to the public.

In the show, the audience can only see three shots.

The first one is a picture taken by a GoPro tied to Ma Xiaoshu's head. A spherical shadow suddenly fell down when Sha Yi was nagging, followed by a series of shaking images and Sha Yi's screams.

The second shot was captured by a drone. Ma Xiaoshu was wearing shorts, waving his arms and shouting that Mr. Sha was headshot.

The third picture is Sha Yi's unlovable expression with his head wrapped in gauze and his hands wrapped in bandages.

To this end, the program team also specially made a demonstration animation to show the process and location of Teacher Sha being smashed, and typed and marked: "Whether in the city or in the wilderness, please pay attention to high-altitude parabolic!"

When the show was broadcast, the barrage of Qiyi's video was also very lively:
"I feel sorry for Sha Yi..."

"Lao Sha really worked hard for the show."

"Coconut: I told you that you didn't drink~"

"Isn't this arranged by the program group? What a coincidence!"

"Ma Xiaoshu is still laughing, it's all because he moved the box under the coconut tree."

"I also feel sorry for Teacher Sha, but I still smiled unkindly."

"Smile together."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Sha Yi, an old man favored by the God of Variety Shows."

On the other side, Netflix’s barrage looks another way:
"watt?"

"Watfa..."

"I thought I was watching a survival show."

"This Chinese show is so outrageous that it will be hit by a coconut."

"A friend recommended it to watch, and I almost died laughing here."

"Jaylen Ma's survival show is both true and false."

"Sand is so funny."

"Why did Netflix recommend this sand sculpture variety show to me?"

Fortunately, Laijoer didn't bully Sha Yi like Chen He did last time. Gouzi came over and rubbed Sha Yi intimately to express his comfort.

For the sake of authenticity, the program group even hung a GoPro on the dog's collar. When the dog is not running, the pictures taken are quite clear, basically in line with the dog's line of sight.

Sha Yi said with a bitter face: "Thank you for coming to work. Uncle assures you that I will not eat you lightly unless it is absolutely necessary."

Come to work, turn around and slip away: "Wow woof woof (mom sells batches)..."

Ma Xiaoshu also took a look at the worker: "It's more than 20 catties, I weighed it before I came here."

Sha Yi: "Stop talking, my saliva is almost drooling."

Of course it's impossible to eat dogs, it's just a joke, the job is not cheap, the biggest investor in the whole program is the dog food, behind it is the patron's father.

Ma Xiaoshu opened the remaining two videos on the phone, they were messages from Master Bei and Master De, this is friends... the charm of money.

Mr. Pei said: "Hey! Ma, I'm glad that your show has started. Congratulations, my dear friend. Go to fight! Show the audience your mighty strength, kill powerful prey, and climb over the most difficult and dangerous Road, to challenge your limit! You can do everything you want to do!"

Master Pei's style is so simple and rude, just do it!It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a crocodile, just kill it.

Ma Xiaoshu × dropped the video, muttering: "We are still fighting, we don't even have clothes and shoes."

Next is De Ye’s video, he smiled innocently: “Hey! Sha, I heard that you are going to participate in a survival show. As someone who has been there, I think I can give you some advice. First of all, store up some fat before going , believe me, it will make you last longer. Secondly, stay away from those dangerous animals, unless you are absolutely sure to kill it. Finally, if you are lucky enough to get a lot of food, learn to store. Good luck !"

It's really Master De's style, staying alive is the most important thing.

Sha Yi looked down at his big belly, and smiled: "Fortunately, I'm fat again."

Ma Xiaoshu: "How much weight do you think you will lose after watching this show?"

Sha Yi: "Twenty catties, I'll fight with fat."

The program group's positioning of the two people is still very clear, that is, Ma Xiaoshu is against Bei Ye, and Teacher Sha is against De Ye. Of course, they are both low-profile versions.

Later, Shaik sets out for revenge.

Holding a stone in one hand, he went to smash the coconut, but he didn't break it for a long time.

Teacher Sha Yi was very tired: "Hey, this coconut is too hard, please smash it, Ma Xiaoshu, uncle is tired."

Ma Xiaoshu said quietly: "Uncle, is there a possibility, actually we have... a knife."

Sha Yi: "..."

So Ma Xiaoshu chopped open the coconut with a stone on the back of the knife and handed it to Sha Yi to drink.

Sha Yi: "Mmm! It's so sweet! Try it."

Ma Xiaoshu also drank a couple of sips. It was okay. He put the phone back into the foam box and said, "Uncle, do you still remember the content of the special training?"

Sha Yi smiled and said: "Of course I remember, I was hit by a coconut and not kicked by you. Water, food, shelter, fire, we must first check this island to see if there is fresh water and food , shelter and fire simple."

Survive first, then complete the task, this is the basic logic.

It's just that Teacher Sha's mind is a little confused.

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Is there a possibility that we are not short of water and food?"

Sha Yi looked at the coconut in his hand, the coconut juice was gone, but the white coconut meat was still there: "Uh...don't broadcast this part after editing it!"

So Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi took the camera and searched along the coastline with the dogs.

After the problem of survival is solved, it is necessary to look at the resources on the island and how to complete the task of building a ship.

The island is very small, and it only takes more than 20 minutes to go around the island. The other side of the island is a cliff, and there are many seabirds nesting there.

Sha Yi lay on the edge of the cliff watching the birds: "If I can catch a few birds, it would be perfect."

Ma Xiaoshu cut some weeds and made baskets: "It's unrealistic to catch birds, but you can go down and get some bird eggs."

Sha Yi learns to weave straw baskets from Ma Xiaoshu, but ends in failure.

He asked: "How do you fix this straw basket? If you climb down, you must use both hands and feet."

Ma Xiaoshu said: "That's why I asked the doctor to wrap you with more bandages just now."

After speaking, he began to remove the bandage on Sha Yi's head.

Sha Yi said: "It doesn't matter, you can disassemble more, just give me one lap left."

It was dismantled for about two meters, cut lengthwise into strips with a knife, and then connected to make a rope about seven or eight meters long, with one end tied to a straw basket.

Ma Xiaoshu said: "I'll go down to get the eggs, you pull the straw basket, and bring it up when it's full."

Sha Yi: "Okay! Be careful not to fall, I will starve to death without you."

Ma Xiaoshu: "What are you afraid of? The program team bought insurance for us."

Sha Yi: "It makes sense..."

This kind of cliff has many cracks and bulges, it is not too difficult for Ma Xiaoshu, just don't go to places that cannot be reached.

He went down to the cliff, visited several bird's nests, and brought up about twenty eggs, some big and some small.

Then, the two of them and the dog started to walk back, back to the beach where they logged in.

I found a fallen coconut tree, and used the leaves of the coconut tree next to the trunk to make a shelter, as small as it could be. Two people slept on the left side of the tree and the other on the right side, and the dog... slept with Ma Xiaoshu.

While working, the two discussed strategies.

There are bamboos on this island, so you can try to make bamboo rafts, but the problem is that there are no strong vines, and a lot of ropes are needed to tie bamboo rafts, so you can only weave straw ropes, which is a big project.

The sun was directly overhead and it was time for lunch.

Sha Yi started a fire with a battery, smashed a video camera, connected the positive and negative electrodes of the battery with a copper wire to form an electric current, and wrapped a little yarn in the middle of the copper wire. After a few minutes, the yarn ignited.

Lao Sha was as happy as a mentally retarded: "Hahaha... I succeeded! Look at Ma Xiaoshu, isn't uncle amazing?"

"Great!"

Ma Xiaoshu picked up a palm-sized shell and used it to fry bird eggs.

Sha Yi rubbed his hands beside him: "Oh my god, I'm so old!"

woohoo hoo...

The drone flew over and hovered at a height of about a few meters above Ma Xiaoshu and the others. The voice rang out: "China is number one, and the world is number two. Star dog food is awesome!"

huh~
Drop in a small bag of dog food, a 200g pack of beef diced mixed dog food.

Sha Yi and Ma Xiaoshu looked at each other, and the scrambled eggs tasted bad instantly.

Ma Laijo happily went to bring it back to Ma Xiaoshu, wagging his tail wildly. He has been eating this dog food for a month.

Kacha~
The shell is cracked...

All the eggs fell into the fire.

Sha Yi: "God..."

Ma Xiaoshu opened the dog food and said to Sha Yi, "How about..."

Teacher Sha understood and said: "Is it real beef cubes? The sponsor's product, we have to help promote it, and try to see if the beef cubes in their dog food are real."

Ma Xiaoshu gave one to Sha Yi, and ate one himself: "Yeah! It's quite chewy, like the taste of beef jerky. Audience friends, when buying dog food, look for the Star brand, real beef cubes, delicious and nutritious better!"

He didn't wag his tail when he came to work, and he looked sad. Why do you even grab dog food?

The drone, which flew away slowly after feeding, flew back and took pictures around Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi. Obviously, the person who controlled the drone found that they were stealing dog food.

Yes, Gulina was already laughing like waves, and the rest of the show crew were also overjoyed.

Sha Yi opened his hand to Ma Xiaoshu again: "Give me a bone biscuit."

Ma Xiaoshu gave him a piece of dog food, but he didn't eat it right away, looking at Sha Yi expectantly: "How does it taste?"

Sha Yi tasted it carefully: "The taste is average."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Oh, then let's pick out the beef cubes."

Then, Ma Xiaoshu picked out all the beef cubes with chopsticks made of branches, and then gave the dog food to the work. The two of them ate the beef cubes and went to get coconuts, and they got two more coconuts for lunch. .

Sha Yi was injured, so Ma Xiaoshu climbed up the coconut tree with a knife in his mouth and picked six coconuts.

Ma Xiaoshu climbed down the tree trunk, and stopped to rest for 2 minutes after climbing two meters, with an extremely painful expression.

Sha Yi laughed heartlessly below and took a sneak shot. The picture zoomed in, and Ma Xiaoshu's crotch was flushed.

(End of this chapter)