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Chapter 236 Shark Can Beat Me?

Ma Xiaoshu was in great pain. It turned out that in some cases, his strengths turned out to be his fatal flaws. He was so annoyed that he felt like he was going to smoke.

Sha Yi skillfully pushed, pulled and panned the camera, and cheered for Ma Xiaoshu: "Hurry up, Xiaoshu, listen to uncle, slide down with a swish, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain..."

Ma Xiaoshu hugged the coconut tree with a ferocious expression: "I will never eat coconut again!"

Ma Xiaoshu, who has always been violent, hesitated when he descended the tree, not chic at all.This was much more painful than last time. This time I only had boxers and my thighs were bare.

When the program is broadcast, the barrage:

"For Gao Wen feel sorry for Ma Xiaoshu for a second."

This picture was once again made into a magical animation by netizens. Ma Xiaoshu hugged the coconut tree and rubbed it repeatedly, and finally ignited.

After eating the coconut, Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi started to weave straw ropes. Teacher Sha weaved with one hand, which was a bit inefficient.

The two made up for half an afternoon, which was too boring.

Afterwards, Ma Xiaoshu went to cut bamboo, and Sha Yi went to the beach to collect shells and conch.I don't want to eat coconuts anymore, but fortunately there are a lot of shells by the sea, so I can barely eat enough.

In the evening, the drone delivering dog food came again.

This time I didn't give away beef granules and dog food, the program team really picked it up.

In the evening, they continue to weave straw ropes around the fire.

Sha Yi complained about the program group more than once. There is no need to be so hard and realistic. In a whole day, other programs have finished recording one episode, but this program has just started.

The shooting of this program is time-consuming and energy-intensive. The plan is to shoot two episodes in five days. The first episode will complete the first and second tasks, unlocking female guests and flying guests, and the second episode will be teamwork.

Early the next morning, Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi made a bamboo raft, two meters wide and three meters long.

In the middle of the bamboo raft is the foam box that was airdropped at the beginning to increase buoyancy. Ma Xiaoshu threw all the batteries inside on the beach, and the program team came to get it by themselves.

In order to control the direction, Ma Xiaoshu also specially made the rudder and oars, and installed a camera at the bow and stern of the boat.

The weather is calm and suitable for sailing today.

Ma Xiaoshu asked Sha Yi: "Uncle, should we set sail directly, or after lunch?"

Sha Yi: "What else do you want to eat? I vomited from eating shells and clams. Hurry up and swipe over to unlock beauties and delicacies. I've been tired for so long. Eat something good."

Ma Xiaoshu thought the same way: "Then let's go!"

He tied the dog to the bamboo raft, because he was afraid of coming to work and dared not get on the boat.

Set sail, let's go!
The target is the big island more than 400 meters away.

Ma Xiaoshu looked forward to it while paddling: "Last time I killed a sheep on that island. It tasted so good. There are more than 30 sheep in the flock, right? When we get to the island, we'll go find the sheep!"

Sha Yi: "Ugh..."

Vomited.

While throwing up, he insisted on rowing.

Ma Xiaoshu said: "We don't fish, why are you fishing?"

Laijoer: "Wow, woof, woof..."

After vomiting for a long time, Sha Yi said weakly: "I'm so dizzy! I can't move..."

Ma Xiaoshu took his oars and started rowing one by one with each hand: "Lie down and rest for a while, don't fall asleep, if I see a killer whale, I will call you."

Sha Yi: "Forget about killer whales, thank God if you don't encounter sharks."

"You really can talk! Sleep in the middle, I saw shark fins, many of them..."

Sha Yi sat up in fright, followed Ma Xiaoshu's line of sight, and there were indeed many shark fins: "Now, now, what... what should I do?"

Ma Xiaoshu continued rowing: "Keep rowing, what else can I do?"

Sha Yi's face turned pale: "Uncle is afraid!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Don't be afraid, we have insurance."

Sha Yi: "The insurance only takes effect after we die!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Stop howling, here we come."

Sha Yi shivered and hugged Ma Xiaoshu's thigh. That scene was a bit hot on the eyes.

The sharks swam to the edge of the bamboo raft. Ma Xiaoshu stopped rowing and took the oar out of the water. He held the camera in his left hand to shoot the sharks, and the wild knife in his right hand.

Sha Yi: "You Kaha?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "I want to stab the shark."

Sha Yi: "Hey, my big daddy, you are so suffocating! If they get hurt and get angry, we will be finished."

Ma Xiaoshu joked: "How about throwing the dog down, they will eat the dog and we will run away?"

Sha Yi closed his eyes in fright: "Throw the dog, throw the dog..."

bang~
A shark swam under the bamboo raft, which shook it. Fortunately, Ma Xiaoshu wove enough straw ropes to tie the bamboo raft very firmly, otherwise it would fall apart.

Teacher Sha shivered: "Everyone's surname is Sha, please let us go, we don't taste good..."

When the two of them set sail, the program team mobilized two drones to track and shoot, and at this time they also discovered the danger.

A drone descended: "Hold on, don't move around, the rescue ship has already set off and will arrive soon."

Sha Yi: "Hurry up! I'm going to die!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Excuse me, can I poke them?"

Drone: "Ma Xiaoshu, calm down, don't provoke them, wait for the rescue ship to come."

Ma Xiaoshu said loudly: "Understood.

Then, he put down the knife, picked up the bamboo paddle, and went to poke a shark beside the bamboo raft. The technique was so precise that he poked the shark's most sensitive nose.

puff~
The shark flopped and swam away.

Sha Yi shouted: "Brother, please! Don't provoke it..."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Look, it can't beat me, right? It ran away! Let me tell you, the most sensitive thing about a shark is its nose, and it hurts if you hit it. If you don't believe me, look at this one! Hey!"

wow...

Another shark swam away in pain.

Sha Yi's expression has lost the ability to manage: "Ma Xiaoshu, you are fucking crazy..."

"Hey hey hey..."

Ma Xiaoshu hit four sharks in a row, and then the sharks ran away.

Earlier, exclamations erupted from the program crew station on the neighboring island. The director, producer and staff saw Ma Xiaoshu and their bamboo raft surrounded by sharks through real-time footage.

Gu Lina, who had just finished filming the commercial, almost cried on the spot.

Then...they saw Ma Xiaoshu's action of beating the shark. At first they were quite frightened. Later, they found out that the shark was really beaten away. They didn't know how they felt for a while.

Wang Zhengyu clapped his hands: "Cut this section carefully later, damn it! Ma Xiaoshu is really not afraid of anything but ghosts!"

Gulina patted her chest: "I'm afraid those sharks will damage the bamboo raft..."

If Master Pei made a bamboo raft, it might really sink.

After the danger passed, Sha Yi collapsed on the bamboo raft, sweating all over his body: "Oh my god... Ma Xiaoshu, how dare you? You scared me to death. I thought I was going to be eaten by a shark."

Ma Xiaoshu continued rowing: "Don't be afraid, if you see a shark, punch it on the nose."

Sha Yi: "..."

Ma Xiaoshu said again: "There were too many sharks just now, if I meet a single one, I will kill it and eat it for a long time..."

Sha Yi: "It will kill you, it will be gone after one bite."

Ma Xiaoshu: "This small shark can't beat me."

Sha Yi: "If they keep bumping into our bamboo raft, we must be the ones who die."

Ma Xiaoshu scientifically retorted: "No, sharks don't have a swim bladder, and they can't control buoyancy at all. They can only swim forward continuously, and they will die when they stop. Therefore, they can't stop here and waste with us."

The rescue boat came late, the crisis was resolved, and the sharks went far away, but the rescue boat did not leave, and followed Ma Xiaoshu's bamboo raft far away, worried about encountering danger again.

It was unnecessary to worry, and Ma Xiaoshu arrived at Dadao on a bamboo raft not long after.

The first task is successfully completed.

The two and the dog were looking forward to it on the beach, and the motorboat arrived with Gulina in a sexy swimsuit.

Gulina is wearing a floral swimsuit today, with the neckline open very low, revealing the snow-white gully, and the whole back is exposed, which is very beautiful. The bottom is a short skirt, and the big white legs dazzle the eyes. Wearing a pair of flip flops.

Her treatment is much better. The program team specially made her a crown decoration, which is stuffed with a GoPro camera, unlike Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi, who are directly tied to her head.

Gulina jumped off the motor boat and came carrying a snakeskin bag. The thing was a bit heavy, and she walked staggeringly.

Ma Xiaoshu immediately went over to support her.

Sha Yi came over to take over the snakeskin bag, dragged it to the beach and opened it: "So heavy? Is it all for food?"

Gulina: "Yeah!"

Sha Yi: "So much food, uh...you call this food?"

Ma Xiaoshu went over to take a look: "Hey! It's indeed food, I knew the program team was unreliable."

The snakeskin bag was full of seasoning bottles.

It is too complete, with oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, including cumin, black pepper, white pepper, star anise, nutmeg, cumin, and the most outrageous bottle of Luzhou Laojiao.

The batteries and cameras they left on the island are also inside.

"Wild Gourmet" means that the program team provides various seasonings, but the food has to be prepared by itself.

However, the program group is still a bit conscientious, and each of the sponsored Jule yogurt, Youlemei milk tea and Wugudaochang instant noodles came.

Gulina smiled and said, "How could it be possible to deliver food to you directly? It will only give you an extra mouth, haha."

Sha Yi couldn't take it anymore, and immediately started looking for firewood to cook instant noodles.He only ate some coconut meat in the morning and didn't eat lunch, and he vomited all the way on the way, so hungry that he was dizzy.

After hanging his arms and busying for a long time, after lighting the fire, he realized... There is no pot and no water!

Teacher Sha was desperate, and sat down on the ground: "Ma Xiaoshu, I'm hungry!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Then why don't you eat instant noodles."

Sha Yi: "No! I want to eat boiled instant noodles! That kind of fragrant and hot instant noodles!"

Really broke my mind. Yesterday I was exhausted all day, and today I was busy all morning. On the road, I vomited and got sharks. I came here after a hard journey. Sha Yi thought that there would be a big meal reward. In the end, the program team gave me some food. There is only a bucket of instant noodles, and there is no way to cook it.

Gulina covered her mouth and snickered.

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Uncle, please bear with me, I know there is a garbage dump over there, I will go pick up some supplies and come back."

At this time, drones came to deliver dog food again.

Sha Yi was numb: "I want to be a dog too..."

Then, he opened a bottle of vinegar and drank it, his eyes lost their brilliance.

(End of this chapter)