Country Composer

Chapter 237 Pirates
Gu Lina said: "The program team asked me to bring a second task, which is..."

Sha Yi was angry: "I won't listen! I want instant noodles!"

"Yes! Let's talk about the task after eating the instant noodles! Don't be jealous, uncle, you should drink that bottle of yogurt."

Ma Xiaoshu reminded.

It was only then that Sha Yi remembered that yogurt can be drunk directly, why should I prescribe vinegar?
Got fooled by coconuts!

When it was broadcast, the audience felt sorry for Mr. Sha while laughing at him.

No one scolded him for being lazy. He actually worked very hard, and he was unlucky. He was injured when he came up, and his mentality was a bit broken. Everyone understands. Seeing his collapsed appearance, the audience sympathetically... laughed out loud.

At this time, Deng Yue, Chen He, and Lu Han, the three free guests, had already arrived on the program group. They had just drank coffee together to appreciate Gu Lina's good figure. When they met a shark, these three also scared out their emoticons .

Ma Xiaoshu took Gulina along the beach to the garbage dump.

When recording the program last year, Master Pei scoured a lot of good things in that garbage dump.

By the way, Ma Xiaoshu also went to see last year's shelter, where the hammocks, sheds, stoves, iron buckets, etc. were all gone, apparently cleaned up by the program team.

Gulina whispered: "Brother-in-law, does it hurt to climb the coconut tree?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Uh..."

Gulina smiled and said, "Just rub it if it hurts."

Ma Xiaoshu directly gave her a brain breakdown, and she is still recording the show, what nonsense?
This show is very wild. Each guest has a GoPro on his head and a selfie stick in his hand, and the guests fix a few camera positions in the shelter, and they shoot like this.They are all 4K high-definition cameras, which can be zoomed in for close-up shots after shooting.

The hand-held camera is very advanced. There are buttons on the selfie stick, which can control the camera to rotate and push and pull. It can take selfies or others, and supports [-] times zoom.

This function is quite useful.

Ma Xiaoshu was still far away from the garbage dump in the bay, so he zoomed in with the camera and took a picture, and he could see it clearly.

"Is there a can? It seems to be a can of milk powder, and a bottle of mineral water..."

Soon, Ma Xiaoshu and Gulina came back from picking up rubbish, a milk powder can, two mineral water bottles, some ropes, and a plastic bag.

Ma Xiaoshu cut down a banana tree, squeezed water into a milk powder can, and boiled the instant noodles.

After a while, Sha Yi finally ate the fat beef noodles in sour soup, his eyes were red, and he said vaguely: "Thank you Xiaoshu! Uncle won't say anything, and you will be whatever you say in the future. Uncle will recognize you as a big brother! You don't care about me." I call you Uncle, I call you Brother, we both have our own opinions! Breathe... Ha~"

After eating less than half of it, Teacher Sha drank two mouthfuls of soup and gave the noodles to Ma Xiaoshu.

Ma Xiaoshu was not too polite, he finished his meal in two or three bites, and drank up the soup as well.

Then, Sha Yi washed the instant noodle bucket at the beach and threw the fork into it: "This is my special bowl! Thank you Wugu Dachang, Wugu Dachang warms your stomach and warms your heart even more! It really warms your heart Well, compared to the dog program group, the sponsor’s father is still kind! Thanks also to Jule Yogurt, it’s delicious.”

Feeling alive again, a hot bite really counts.

Although I was not full, I returned to my soul.

Sha Yile said: "Okay, old girl, let's talk about the second task."

Gulina: "The second task is very simple. If you catch a sheep, you can unlock three flying guests."

Sha Yi: "What's the point of unlocking the three of them after catching the sheep? Don't we enjoy ourselves?"

Ma Xiaoshu also said: "The sheep on this island are very stupid, so easy to catch, the three of them should be allowed to catch the sheep, why do they get something for nothing?"

Gulina nodded: "The lambs everywhere are very silly, hey."

Ma Xiaoshu ignored him, and went with Sha Yi to look for shells and clams at the reef in the sea. Half a bowl of instant noodles was not enough to fill me up, and I didn't have the energy to catch sheep.

Xiaoshu, who is as strong as a horse, is tired from rowing, and fighting sharks is also hard work.

With a full set of seasonings, clams and shells are also much more delicious.

After they were full, Ma Xiaoshu and the other three headed towards the woods on the island. Because there were no shoes, it was difficult for Sha Yi to walk even an inch, and it was also difficult for Gulina wearing flip flops. The most difficult thing was wearing a revealing swimsuit, for fear of thorns and grass Scratch the skin.

Therefore, Ma Xiaoshu asked them to stand and search along the flat and open area.

Ma Xiaoshu ran all over the mountains to look for sheep. He was used to running barefoot in the mountains since he was a child, as if walking on flat ground, and he didn't care if he was cut by thatch.

Finally, Ma Xiaoshu found the sheep in the valley, and drove them down the mountain because it was difficult to catch them on the mountain.

After the sheep went down the mountain, they ran away.

Ma Xiaoshu went chasing a fat goat, but he still couldn't keep up without shoes. The job was not a hunting dog, and he hadn't been trained, so he just chased the goat for fun and couldn't help.

But there was something wrong with Sha Yi, a fat sheep bumped into his leg in a panic.

"Ouch~ my legs..."

Lao Sha and the sheep fell to the ground together, and the sheep struggled to get up.

Gulina swooped and threw the sheep to the ground, but she, who was dressed in bright clothes, moved very roughly, riding on the sheep to tickle it.

Ok?it does not work?
Also, this one is a real sheep.

So Gulina pinched the sheep's neck again and slapped it.

clap clap clap...

"Bah~~~"

The sheep was not big, only about thirty catties, and it couldn't get rid of when Gulina was riding it. It was slapped several times in vain, and it was slapped until it stared at the eyes.

This scene was perfectly recorded by the GoPro above Sha Yi's head.

Gu Lina's strength is really great. She rode on the sheep and said, "Mr. Sha, go find Ma Xiaoshu, and I will control it."

Sha Yi limped and ran away: "Ma Xiaoshu! Gulina caught the sheep~"

A few minutes later, Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi ran back, afraid that Gulina would run out of energy and run away.

Then, they saw Gulina dancing there humming a song.

Sha Yi was startled: "Where are the sheep?"

Gulina pointed out, and there was a peaceful little fat sheep lying in the grass next to it.

"Accidentally strangled it," she said.

Sha Yi was stunned: "..."

Ma Xiaoshu opened his mouth wide: "You can!"

Gulina became arrogant: "That is, I have practiced before."

The superb sheep riding skills learned from Gao Xiaoyang finally came in handy today!
The GoPro on her head was in the subjective picture just now. I saw Gulina pinching the neck of the sheep with both hands. The sheep couldn't even bark. She even comforted the sheep:
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid! You should be happy when you are on TV. We have a lot of spices, and they really want to know you...Eh? Don't pretend to be dead? Are you really dead? It's too careless Right? He even said he was a wild sheep..."

The barrage was also stunned:

"Isn't this sheep too miserable?"

"Strangle to death..."

"The Gulina people are beautiful, but they are so ruthless?"

"She is so fierce!"

"This kind of female guest is interesting."

"It's more suitable for this show than Yang Li's cuteness."

"Wearing a wild goat in a swimsuit, tsk tsk..."

"This sheep is so white!"

"The sheep is round and white!"

"Especially when looking down from a subjective perspective."

Because Gu Lina looked down at the sheep below, she would naturally capture her breasts. This angle is very... shocking, and it is inevitable to shake when exerting force.

No one expected that the first hunting operation in "Gourmet in the Wild" was actually done by the swimsuit girl Gu Lina, and it was done with bare hands.

On the way back, Gulina proudly raised her head and was extremely happy.

I'm no vase, I'm more powerful than Shayi!

Ma Xiaoshu carried the sheep back to the station, and the second task was completed.

Soon, Deng Yue, Chen He and Lu Han arrived on a motorboat. They were well dressed and wore sunglasses. Chen He also carried a bag.

So did they, each holding a small video camera and a GoPro on his head with a headband.

"Hahahahaha..."

As soon as the three got off the boat, they laughed wantonly.

There was even a worse show than "Hahahaha". Seeing Sha Yi with gauze wrapped around his head and bandages on his hands, the three jumped up happily.

Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi looked at each other, then rushed over, put Lu Han down first, and began to take off his clothes and shoes, who would let him wear such loose clothes even though he is not tall?

Soon, his T-shirt, shirt and beach pants were all on Ma Xiaoshu's body, and Sha Yi put on his shoes.

Lu Han was dumbfounded, like a wood carving.

In a show, he was stripped down to a pair of underwear as soon as he appeared on the stage. It was so embarrassing.

Then came Chen He, whose clothes were given to Sha Yi, and Ma Xiaoshu took over his shoes, because they were similar in height and the shoe size was suitable.

comfortable!
Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yixi smiled.

Chen He covered his crotch and met Lu Han's eyes. Are they bandits?
No, it's pirates.

Deng Yue was trembling with fright, but in the end no one picked him up, so he gloated again: "Hahahaha, did you see that? This is my status in the world, they dare not touch me, I am the actor..."

Sha Yi said: "Xiao Gu hasn't worn anything yet, what if it's cold at night?"

Ma Xiaoshu rushed to Deng Yue: "It makes sense!"

So, Deng Yue was also stripped, but the film king had his face, so he only stripped his clothes, not his pants.

Deng Yue sat on the beach and smiled angrily: "What's your situation?"

With Ma Xiaoshu backing him, Sha Yi didn't speak too harshly: "Do you know why we are in a hurry to catch the sheep to complete the task? Just the clothes on your body, hahaha."

Gu Lina got a floral shirt from Deng Yue, but she didn't wear it at all, so she had to show her back and tan her chest.

Chen He took out his backpack: "Fortunately, I was prepared."

He took out a T-shirt and board shorts from his bag and put them on, looking mean and slow.

Deng Yue laughed angrily: "Why did you prepare clothes?"

Chen He: "This is related to IQ. You know that they are only wearing boxers to record the show, don't you worry? Ma Xiaoshu is a famous bandit!"

After finishing speaking, he threw Deng Yue a vest and Lu Han a coat.

Lu Han put on the coat first, and it was naked underneath, which looked extraordinarily weird, so he took off the coat and wrapped it around his waist, let's take care of his hips first.

Chen He even prepared a pair of slippers for himself.

Deng Yue: "What if we don't have shoes?"

With his upper body bare, Lu Han said, "Barefoot, what else can we do? We can't snatch them away."

His fans were crazily grateful to Ma Xiaoshu in the barrage, this show is simply amazing, we can watch what Guan Tongtong can watch!
Deng Yue accepted the reality and began to give a message to the program group: "Now, let me talk about the third task we have to complete together..."

Chen He shook his head directly: "Wang Zhengyu is not a human being to make troubles."

Deng Yue smiled wryly: "The task is... to build a wind turbine on the island!"

The wilderness trio are all stupid, what kind of dog mission is this?

Lu Han laughed like crazy: "Hahahahaha..."

(End of this chapter)