Country Composer

Chapter 238
What the hell?

Build wind turbines on a desert island?

Lu Han really can't figure out how to accomplish this task, there is no solution at all, let alone an island where there is nothing, even in a city where you can buy any high-tech products, you have to build a wind power plant yourself The machine is also very difficult.

Sha Yi had an embarrassing expression on his face: "Just don't let us go back? If you don't go back, you won't go back. I'll live on this island for the rest of my life!"

He is really angry today.

Originally, Teacher Sha had always been amiable and deceitful, but today he became arrogant and arrogant. He was really abused by the program crew too much, both physically and psychologically.

And wind turbines? ?
Why the hell don't you let Ma Xiaoshu rub the nuclear bomb?

In fact, the reason why the program team took on such a tricky task is because the content of the first episode of the program was only recorded. Ma Xiaoshu is too coquettish, and the next episode must be more difficult. Second, Ma Xiaoshu himself is studying mechanical engineering. Yes, the hands-on ability is also very strong, and the hands-on ability here does not mean fighting.

Although it sounds like building a wind turbine is an impossible task, the program team has carefully deduced it, and it is theoretically possible to succeed.

After all... When they were on the island, they dismantled a video camera to make a fire.

Not without accessories at all.

The task only said to build a wind turbine, but did not say how big it would be.

Ma Xiaoshu has already discovered the bug in the mission. After all, he learned this, but he didn't say it. For the sake of the program effect, let them continue to complain about the program group.

As a girl, Gu Lina is completely unfamiliar with machinery, and her head exploded when she heard the word wind turbine.

She grabbed Ma Xiaoshu's arm and shook it back and forth: "Is the program group targeting us?"

Ma Xiaoshu pushed her away and said, "If we had known this, we should have detained that motorboat just now."

Chen He said: "That's right! Why do you only know how to rob us? You are the ones who bully the weak and fear to insist!"

Deng Yue had a different focus. He pointed to the sheep and said, "Eh? Why are we discussing wind turbines now? We should discuss this sheep, what to eat at night."

Chen He: "Of course it's roasted whole lamb!"

Lu Han embraced Ma Xiaoshu: "I want to eat mutton soup! Do you have a pot?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "No, there is only one milk powder can."

Deng Yue: "No pot? I still want to eat fried lamb..."

These three, who are too familiar with Ma Xiaoshu, came to this program very smoothly, and easily accepted the situation of being stripped of their clothes, taking it for granted.Moreover, I quickly integrated into it without acting.

They actually knew the rules, unlike Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi, who were thrown on the island with a dazed look on their faces.

The program group is naturally much more gentle with the flying guests, and cannot make them feel uncomfortable or fearful. Naturally, the rules and risks must be explained clearly.As for the protagonists Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi, the program team is much rougher. Unknownness, confusion, and despair are what the program team wants to see on their faces.

Of course, for the resident female guests, the program team is quite human, except for letting Gulina wear revealing clothes, they didn't torture her much.

In this regard, Gu Lina said that there is no difficulty, she likes to show off her figure, as long as she can pass the trial, she is not afraid if you let her record the program with two Band-Aids.She is not Gao Wen, she would cover the milk groove with her hands in a low-cut dress, Gu Lina dared to show it.

There are still three days left in the program recording period, so there is no need to rush to complete the task.

"Ignore the task, let's have a good meal tonight. In addition, we must build our shelter..."

Ma Xiaoshu didn't deal with the sheep first, but began to assign tasks.

Deng Yue and Sha Yi, two elderly people, were arranged to pick up garbage. There are several bays on the island, and there are many discarded items washed up on the island, some of which are useful.

Lu Han and Chen He were assigned to cut bamboo, and they moved back to repair the house after cutting the bamboo.

There were a lot of people this time, and Ma Xiaoshu felt that making a hammock was troublesome, so it was better to build a simple bamboo house, which is simple and straightforward, and bamboo can also be made into various tools.

The job of Ma Xiaoshu and sister-in-law is to handle the sheep.

Because there was only one knife, Ma Xiaoshu went to the mountain to cut the bamboo first, Lu Han and Chen He were responsible for carrying it, and he came back with the knife to skin the sheep.

Gu Lina was in charge of boiling water and pouring it into a foam box. Before Sha Yilin set off, he performed a battery fire.

I saw that he was skillful, took off the gauze from his head, kneaded it into velvet, wrapped it on the copper wire, and connected the positive and negative electrodes of the battery with the copper wire. After a few minutes, the velvet ignited, and he used dry grass and leaves to catch the fire. Soon the fire was lit up.

Sha Yi showed off to Deng Yue: "Aren't you great? I learned it during special training."

Deng Yue took out a cigarette and dangled it, took out the lighter and lit it: "It's quite powerful."

Sha Yi: "..."

Does he have a lighter?

Deng Yue had a wicked smile on his face.

Sha Yi ran over: "Brother! Give me a reward. I haven't smoked for two days. I'm so hungry."

The scale of variety shows in this world is quite large, not only can you wear boxers and swimsuits to record shows, but you can also smoke and drink in the shows.

Deng Yue: "Are you still pretending to be aggressive?"

Sha Yi shook his head: "Don't pretend, don't pretend! Brother Yue, give me one."

Deng Yue gave Sha Yi a cigarette, and then asked Gu Lina: "Xiao Gu, right? Do you smoke?"

Gulina shook her head: "Brother-in-law is going to beat me!"

Deng Yue's expression was brilliant in an instant: "Hey~ I'm really interested in what you said. How did he hit you? Tell me in detail."

Gulina: "Just slap your head!"

Deng Yue: "That's it?"

Gulina muttered: "Then how do you beat me? You men have very dirty minds."

Deng Yue: "..."

Sha Yi echoed: "Very dirty!"

Of course, this paragraph was cut out, which is a bit inappropriate for children.

Then, when Ma Xiaoshu came back from chopping bamboo, the two elderly people also set off to pick up trash together.

There are only Ma Xiaoshu and Gulina in the camp. Ma Xiaoshu is skinning the sheep, and Gulina squeezes water from the banana tree to boil the water. After boiling, it pours it into a foam box to soak the lamb.

"Brother-in-law, can I do it today?"

"Shh! Don't talk nonsense."

"What's wrong?"

"Don't be sexually suggestive..."

"Bah! I'm asking you if I can kill a sheep today. What are you thinking?"

"Ah... capable, capable."

"You men are so dirty!"

"Hit you!"

"Eh? Will we invite Gao Wen to be a guest on this show?"

"Why do you ask this?"

"What else can I do? Of course I abuse her!"

"Er... she should come."

"Ahahahaha..."

Gu Lina laughed with her hands on her hips, and when Gao Xiaoyang came, I would torture her to death.

It's best for Yang Li to come too, she has wanted to abuse Boss Yang for a long time, I let you eat my brother-in-law, did you get my permission?

Xiao Gu felt that her brother-in-law belonged to her and sister Gao Wen, so why did he kill Boss Yang halfway?unacceptable.

For the elderly group, they are almost walking.

Sha Yi was complaining to Deng Yue about the program group, and Deng Yue laughed until the corners of his eyes exploded. Sha Yi was too miserable. Doesn't it have to be so miserable in "Hahahaha"?

The two were walking along the coastline, and suddenly saw a foam box floating by the sea, with the logo of the program "Gourmet in the Wild" on it.

This is... Supplies!

After casting a female MC and three flying guests, you must give some support, right?Otherwise, how can we live at home?One sheep is enough to eat, but there are still three days left!Even if he could live on this familiar island, it would be difficult in other new places, so the program team still arranged supplies.

Of course, if the guests didn't receive material boxes, that's another story.

This is not a pure survival program in the wilderness. The real survival is only for Ma Xiaoshu and Mr. Sha...it is relatively friendly to other people.

Sha Yile ran over, opened the box and saw that it was a handful of 1KG dried noodles.

"Noodles! We have noodles to eat! It's not easy, the dog program group..."

The northeast man cried again.

I'm too difficult.

Deng Yue's experience was not as deep as Sha Yi's. After all, he had never vomited at sea, nor had he ever been besieged by sharks.

He took out the noodles and threw away the foam box.

Sha Yi immediately picked up the foam box: "Don't throw it around, this thing is useful."

Deng Yue laughed: "Your show, you will be crazy after recording, even more crazy than our show..."

In "Hahahaha", Wang Zhengyu was a small tester, but this time when recording "Gourmet in the Wild", Wang Zhengyu completely let himself go.Not only is the program planning extremely tricky, but the task design is also extremely sloppy. The most outrageous thing is that there are no cameramen and staff in this program, and it is all up to the guests to shoot and deliver task information by themselves.

Globally, this kind of subsidized variety show model is rare.

Obviously, this will make the show lose many key shots and wonderful moments, but it is true, the audience will have a strong sense of substitution, and it is full of unknowns.

For example, the stripping of the clothes of the three flying guests just now is something that the program crew did not expect. This is a gimmick that is sure to be popular.

In addition to dried noodles, the elderly group picked up another artifact—tinfoil.

A piece of tinfoil with a diameter of about forty centimeters, without a hole in the middle, is really a good thing, because it can be kneaded into a funnel shape and used as a frying pan.

When the elderly group returned to the camp with the trophies, Chen He and Lu Han were building a bamboo shed. The walls were not necessary, but the shed to keep out the rain was still to be done. Bamboo was used as the skeleton, and coconut leaves and banana trees were also used as tiles to support the two. Three days are still necessary.

And Ma Xiaoshu is using the extra bamboo to make bowls, chopsticks and bamboo sticks.

As the sun slanted to the west, Gulina also put on Deng Yue's shirt, and the sea breeze was still a bit strong.

barbecue!

It must be done!
Three skewers of mutton and two skewers of mutton oil, this is the standard way of skewering mutton, doesn't Ma Xiaoshu understand?

The marinade is also very simple, cooking wine, onion, ginger, garlic, pepper, sugar, cumin.

The program team provided a full set of seasonings, and it was very simple to make a roast lamb.

The mutton is divided into three parts, one part is used for roasting, the other part is used for soup, and the last part is used for frying, taking into account everyone's expectations.Roasting is the most, followed by cooking soup, and the least is frying.

The mutton oil is very white. Ma Xiaoshu first folded the tinfoil into a funnel shape to extract the mutton oil, and then began to fry the mutton and cook the soup.

Only the canned milk powder can be used as a pot, and too much soup cannot be cooked.

Then there is fried mutton. There are no side dishes, only pepper, pepper, star anise and other seasonings. easy to use.

(End of this chapter)