Country Composer

Chapter 239 It's Itchy

Today's mutton is surprisingly delicious and extremely tender.

Stir-fried mutton is delicious, stewed mutton is tender and smooth, not to mention roasted mutton, it is delicious.

In addition to Ma Xiaoshu's craftsmanship, the most important thing is the full set of seasonings provided by the program group, which is as complete as the back kitchen of a hotel.

When this episode was aired in China, it was okay, everyone was used to it, Ma Xiaoshu could always turn any show into a gourmet show, even "Shiny Boy" didn't escape.

Moreover, isn't this just a sand sculpture and gourmet show?

But when it was broadcast abroad, Netflix viewers who had never seen the world were very uneasy, and the barrage was full of surprises:
"Oh my god, they actually held a gourmet party in the wilderness~"

"Hungry Germans will cry when they see it!"

"I thought I would see Jaylen Ma's tragic survival experience..."

"Hasn't it been miserable before?"

"It's Sha, I wish Sha again, the coconut is too bad."

"Sangdi, when the horse hit the shark, my heart almost jumped out."

"How does a horse make so many dishes from a sheep?"

"I'm from China, I'll tell you the name of the dish: fried mutton, mutton soup, mutton stewed with coconut, grilled lamb chops, kebabs, roasted lamb legs, lamb noodles..."

"I suspect Matt is not training in survival skills, but in cooking."

"If you knew where he was from, you wouldn't say that. Shancheng is the gourmet capital of the world."

"No one marveled at Ma's bamboo skills?"

"It was shown in Pei Ye's show last time that he can use bamboo to make anything."

"The Chinese can actually eat with two sticks..."

"Why don't they use a knife and fork?"

"Used it, it's too low-level, the Chinese eliminated knives and forks 2000 years ago."

"I even doubt that he can really build a wind turbine on a desert island."

"This is an amazing Chinese!"

Because of the impure style of the show, the task design of sand sculptures, and the magic of food beyond the imagination of foreigners, this show is almost full of energy for foreigners.

Ever since Ma Xiaoshu weaved straw baskets, foreigners have been taken aback.

When they were eating, they set up a few seats next to them and started eating and drinking. This show was too sloppy.

Then, the director and producer of the program group came to visit in a motorboat, and after making sure that everyone was in good condition, they left again.

In the afternoon, under the command of Ma Xiaoshu, the three flying guests built a shed relying on four trees, with bamboo as the frame and banana leaves as tiles, which were relatively solid, and they used hay on the ground as a bed.

However, Ma Xiaoshu wove a bamboo mat for Gulina out of bamboo and slept on it with banana leaves.After all, she is a girl, and she is dressed so coolly, what if she is allergic?

Now the program crew no longer suspects Gu Lina, and there are probably not many female artists who can strangle a sheep.

She is not spoiled at all, and she dares to show off, which adds a lot to the show.

She even drank a little liquor, just out of caution, the program crew would not cut the scene of her drinking into the feature film.

Everyone drank a bottle of Luzhou Laojiao very sparingly, for fear that it would be lost if they were not careful. In that case, they could only drink cooking wine.

After eating and drinking enough, Sha Yi complained to the three guests, telling about the tragic experience from yesterday to today.

The three guests laughed very loudly.

Gu Lina quietly found Ma Xiaoshu: "Brother-in-law, accompany me out for a while."

Ma Xiaoshu: "What are you doing?"

Gulina twitched: "Follow me."

Ma Xiaoshu followed her out of the camp and headed towards the plantain forest, using his mobile phone with half the battery as a flashlight.

It was far away from the camp, and Gulina whispered: "I want to shush, you are with me, it's too dark, I'm afraid."

Ma Xiaoshu's first reaction was to turn off the GoPro on his head, and said, "Let me check around here first."

He took a flashlight and looked around a banana tree for a while, making sure that there were no snakes and insects, and then let Gulina come over.

Gu Lina is still in a sexy swimsuit, but she has already put on Deng Yue's floral shirt. As the only female guest, she still has many embarrassing problems to participate in this show. The biggest problem is going to the toilet.

The program team put a box of tissues on the island, and only she knew where it was, unlike Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi, who could only solve it with grass leaves.

During the day, she always finds an empty bush to solve by herself, but she really dare not be alone at night.

Gulina squatted behind the banana tree, using the tree to block her private parts.

With Ma Xiaoshu's back turned to her, she heard a rustling sound.

"what!!"

Gulina suddenly screamed, jumped up, got caught in the little pants and fell to the ground.

Ma Xiaoshu was also startled, and hurried over to hug the white-haired Gulina, and patted the grass clippings off her body and legs: "What's wrong?"

Gulina trembled: "Yes, there is something licking me..."

Ma Xiaoshu took a picture with his mobile phone, and it was his job to jump around there: "Damn dog, get out!"

Laijoer ran away with his tail between his legs.

Gulina made a false alarm, and found that her current clothes were very bad.

Ma Xiaoshu looked up and down, checked Gulina carefully, helped her pull up her trousers, put them on carefully, and said with concern:
"Are you okay? Did you hurt from the fall?"

Gulina's cheeks were hot, and she tightened her shirt: "No...it's okay, thank you brother-in-law. It's too embarrassing~"

After several confessions, Ma Xiaoshu had no secrets about her body, but today this matter was too embarrassing, the cheeky Gulina couldn't help but blush, he was too serious when checking her body.

Ma Xiaoshu patted her on the head and comforted her: "It's okay! I won't say anything."

Gulina hugged Ma Xiaoshu from behind: "Don't move, I'll just hug her for a while."

After a while, the embarrassment lifted.

The two returned to the camp and continued to record the program. The three were forcing Sha Yi to bet. Teacher Sha knew how bad he was, so he refused to bet with them.

Ma Xiaoshu: "What are you betting on?"

Sha Yi found the backbone: "Brother Shu, the three of them have no good intentions. They bet on whether I can open coconuts with one hand. Isn't this bullying? They also said that whoever loses will catch the sheep. I almost broke my leg today. I still catch sheep, and the sheep catch me is almost the same."

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Bet with them! We have knives."

Sha Yi: "I can't cut it even with a knife."

Ma Xiaoshu took out his wild knife: "What do you think is the back of the knife?"

Sha Yi's eyes lit up: "Saw?! I bet you!"

Deng Yue said with a smile: "You... don't like to use knives and saws, I will recognize you even if you smash it open with a stone."

Sha Yi: "Fart! Yesterday I smashed it for a long time and didn't break it!"

Chen He: "Don't you have knives?"

Sha Yi: "..."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Lu Han said: "You can use a saw. I'm willing to admit defeat. I really want to catch sheep. Ma Xiaoshu and his sister-in-law can catch sheep. We three old men have no reason to be cowardly! Is it Brother He?"

Chen He gnawed on the leg of lamb, with a half-smile: "People, sometimes you are killed by yourself! Don't talk too much."

In the end, Sha Yi saw off the coconut, and the three guests were defeated, and they had to catch sheep tomorrow.

In fact, this sheep is enough to eat today, they just want to experience the process of catching sheep.

When going to bed at night, everyone is covered with banana leaves as quilts.

Ma Xiaoshu slept on the far side, with Gulina beside him. He took off his shirt to cover her legs. The key point is that this girl has a bad habit of kicking the quilt. Ma Xiaoshu covered her four times a night, and tied her shirt for the last time. on her.

Everyone slept in the same shed, and the four were far away from Gulina. Ma Xiaoshu had no choice but to be next to her, and it was more dangerous for girls to sleep on the far side.

This program can accept everything, but the accommodation environment is too harsh, almost primitive, but fortunately this is a tropical island.

Early the next morning, Ma Xiaoshu was cooking noodles with mutton bone soup in a milk powder can while the others were still sleeping.

Lu Han turned out to be the first to wake up, eating noodles with Ma Xiaoshu.

"Aren't you going to catch sheep? I made a pair of shoes for you and Brother Yue."

Ma Xiaoshu took out two pairs of straw sandals.

Lu Han exclaimed: "Oh, oh, oh, isn't this awesome? When did you do it?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "I made it while stewing the soup. Weaving from coconut leaves should be stronger than straw."

"It's amazing, eh? It's very comfortable to wear! Pure natural and pollution-free, handmade straw sandals!"

Lu Han didn't even eat the noodles, so he put on the straw sandals first, full of praise.

Deng Yue, who got up later, also liked the straw sandals: "Ma Xiaoshu's craftsmanship is incredible! I want to take them home and wear them at home."

Sha Yi snatched Lu Han's shoes yesterday, but still wanted Ma Xiaoshu to make him a pair of straw sandals.

The last one to get up was Chen He. After eating something hastily, the three of them went to catch the sheep.

Ma Xiaoshu also specially made a bamboo spear for each of them. If it is a knife, Ma Xiaoshu needs to use it himself. After all, he needs to make a wind turbine to complete the task.

Originally, Ma Xiaoshu wasn't in a hurry, and felt that it would be just right to complete the task tomorrow. It was the first time recording a program, and he tried to shoot as much material as possible to be prepared.

But Gulina was bitten by a mosquito, which was a bit miserable.

In fact, when the director team came to visit last night, they gave them insect repellent powder and mosquito repellent water. The treatment of female guests and flying guests is still different.

But even so, Gulina still received more than a dozen stings, including stings on her thighs, neck, chest, and arms.

It is amazing that no one else was bitten by mosquitoes.

Sha Yi went to make fresh coconut leaves for straw sandals, and only Ma Xiaoshu and Gulina were left in the camp.

"Brother-in-law, I'm so itchy!

"Don't scratch, the more you scratch, the more itchy."

"Why does the mosquito only bite me?"

"We were all sprayed with mosquito repellent."

Gu Lina complained (*≧▽≦*): "I also sprayed a lot! I sprayed the inside of my swimsuit, brother-in-law, what should I do now? It's so ugly!"

She showed off her figure yesterday, but today she was too embarrassed to show off, and all her best parts were bitten.

Ma Xiaoshu was scratching bamboo strips: "Smear the bitten place with saliva, and it will heal faster. There are elements in saliva that help recovery."

"Ah~"

Gulina dipped her fingers on her tongue, and concentrated on applying it, with a sad expression on her face.

Therefore, Ma Xiaoshu decided to make the generator ahead of time, otherwise if she continued to sleep here tonight, she would still be stung.

(End of this chapter)