Country Composer

Chapter 246 Is this crocodile an idiot?
After Ma Xiaoshu Studio’s official blog posted pictures and texts to interact with, the fans of those people regarded this place as the main battlefield, and scolded it quite dirty. The basic logic is that Ma Xiaoshu is too rustic, too stupid and too low to be worthy of such a good man. The brand is far worse than their idols.

Wang Dabao didn't even bother to reply or delete replies, Ma Xiaoshu's Weibo didn't bother to control comments, so she went directly to play games.

There is also a clear chain of contempt in luxury brands, which are high luxury and light luxury.

The level of the endorsement brand will become a weapon for fans to scold each other. Of course, Ma Xiaoshu doesn't play in the fan circle, and his fans don't care. Seeing Ma Xiaoshu being scolded, fans come to watch the fun and are very happy.

Vacheron Constantin has been established for more than 260 years, and it ranks second in the world's famous watches, which is definitely the top luxury.

Many artists try their best to catch up with the brand's style, racking their brains to be the spokesperson of their family. Vacheron Constantin has been vacant for many years.

Because the scolding was too harsh, and Ma Xiaoshu didn't control the criticism, Vacheron Constantin couldn't stand it anymore, after all, it was a bondage relationship in which all were prosperous.

The official Weibo posted again:

Talent is elegance and character is noble.

The accompanying picture is a picture of Ma Xiaoshu riding a bicycle to deliver supplies when the mountain city was on fire last summer. There are two lines of lyrics written on the picture:

"I love the way you walk alone in a dark alley, and the way you don't kneel!"

Obviously, before the brand chose Ma Xiaoshu, it had done enough work, not only because Ma Xiaoshu is popular, but also because he is unique.

Luxury brands are the best at publicity wars. After all, they are all blown out, and they are best at peeping consumers.

After this dangerous blog came out, those artists were terrified, and hurriedly came forward to congratulate Ma Xiaoshu and called on fans not to be violent online.

If you don't admit it anymore, if the brainless fans attack Ma Xiaoshu's firefighting, it will easily attract the attention of the official media, and the risk is too great.In addition, the deal is done, Vacheron Constantin has made it clear that Ma Xiaoshu will support Ma Xiaoshu, and they will easily be blacked out by other luxury brands.In fact, it's not just them, the stars of the entire domestic entertainment industry are confused, Dingshe's taste is too strong now!
Ma Xiaoshu is not obsessed with extravagance. For him, this is an ordinary job, and he can do it well. Moreover, because of the lack of money, Vacheron Constantin is still ranked after Wugudaochang and Huawei.

Of course, their watches are really good-looking, and they are the favorite of mechanical fans.

For Ma Xiaoshu, the best perk of being a celebrity is that if you make money, you can get a free mobile phone, free shoes, and free instant noodles, milk tea and watches.

Oh, by the way, as well as the rations for work, the beef cubes in it are delicious.

In just over an hour, the rhythm of the black horse Xiaoshu on the whole network suddenly disappeared, and all the stars in the entertainment circle became Ma Xiaoshu's good friends again.

It's that magical.

Sha Yi also breathed a sigh of relief, and happily went to drink and eat meat with Ma Xiaoshu.

Tomorrow I will be recording a program. I have a good meal tonight. I don’t know what will happen tomorrow. It must be more difficult to watch the urine of the program group. The last episode is for warming up.

Gu Lina doesn't need to record tomorrow, she is the goddess of the wilderness, and she will only appear on the stage after two men complete the task to unlock it.

The Indonesian barbecue was indeed quite unpalatable, so Ma Xiaoshu went to roast it himself, and Mr. Sha couldn't eat enough.

The next morning.

Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi had breakfast and came to the tarmac.

This time it was not as simple and rude as last time, and the program team thoughtfully arranged a departure ceremony.

Sha Yi stepped forward and began to take off his clothes, and then began to take off his pants after taking off his clothes, which was too self-conscious.

The female staff present all became shy and looked at Ma Xiaoshu eagerly, you should get off quickly!

Ma Xiaoshu was also ready to take off.

Producer Wang Zhengyu waited for Sha Yi to finish taking off, and then said: "This time you can go with your clothes on."

Sha Yi: "..."

Why didn't you tell me sooner?

Teacher Sha smiled innocently and began to put on clothes again.

This scene was filmed, and the barrage quit: "Tuotuotuo..."

Ma Xiaoshu began to pick up his watch.

Wang Zhengyu: "Is the watch waterproof? If it's waterproof, you can also wear it. What if we get sponsorship from this brand when it's broadcast, and it's mosaic if we don't."

He even personally gave Ma Xiaoshu a compass.

Sha Yi couldn't believe it: "Is the treatment so good this time?"

Ma Xiaoshu said: "If something goes wrong, there must be a demon! Giving such a good treatment means..."

Sha Yi: "It means the environment is more difficult! I'm not stupid."

Wang Zhengyu said: "I wish you peace! Please get on the plane."

Sha Yi put his arms around Ma Xiaoshu's shoulders, and smiled wryly: "They are suddenly so nice, I have an ominous premonition, big brother, uncle's old life depends on you!"

Ma Xiaoshu said with a smile: "Don't worry, you will definitely walk ahead of me, I promise!"

Sha Yi: "Thanks... eh? What do you mean?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "If you get to that point, I will definitely give you the last respect."

The staff of the program team laughed like crazy, Ma Xiaoshu is really loyal!
Just kidding, but Ma Xiaoshu was also a little apprehensive. Watching the battle of the program group, there is really something in this place today. What scary things can there be in Indonesia?

Soon, they saw it—the swamp.

The same way of appearance, Ma Xiaoshu, Sha Yi and Laihuoer were thrown into the swamp by the plane, the difference is that they wore clothes this time.

Teacher Sha Yi entered the water with his head down, and almost fell into a box. Ma Xiaoshu quickly pulled him out, and there was black mud and sewage on one end.

"Bah, bah, bah... oh..."

Sayy threw up.

The swamp was full of sludge water from rotting plants, which was rather foul-smelling. What's more, he drank a big gulp and vomited out his breakfast.

Ma Xiaoshu patted Teacher Sha on the back with too much force, causing Teacher Sha to choke and burst into tears.

The GoPro above the heads of the two recorded this scene. The equipment of the program group was updated, and the GoPro above the head stretched out, so that they could take pictures of the front and take selfies at the same time.

After a while, Sha Yi finally recovered and wiped his face: "What's in the box this time? Could it be the battery?"

Ma Xiaoshu was looking through the boxes dropped by the program crew: "That's right! Except for a mobile phone, there are cameras and batteries, and the batteries are packed in plastic bags."

Sha Yi: "Then turn on your phone and watch the task first!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "What mission are you looking at? Let's get out of the swamp first."

Sha Yi nodded: "That's right! Crocodiles are easy to appear in the swamp."

Ma Xiaoshu picked up the camera and a small amount of batteries, and said, "Don't be cynical, last time you said sharks, then the sharks appeared."

Sha Yi smirked: "How could it be so clever?"

Ma Xiaoshu suddenly shouted: "Behind you! Crocodile!"

Sha Yi jumped at Ma Xiaoshu with a wow, fell, and looked behind in horror, but there was nothing.

Ma Xiaoshu laughed aloud: "Look at how timid you are..."

Sha Yi: "Brother, I don't like this, I was almost scared to death by you."

Ma Xiaoshu walked ahead with a compass, and Sha Yi followed behind, taking pictures of the surrounding environment while walking.

This swamp is very wide, and it is full of aquatic plants taller than a person, and there are many tree stumps.

The two picked up branches as crutches and trekked hard.

Those thick aquatic plants were impenetrable, so Ma Xiaoshu could only use his body to push them away, forcing his way out. Even he was exhausted.But they can only go where there are aquatic plants, because the places without grass are very deep and easy to sink.

The drone hovered in the sky, photographing their distressed appearance.

The dog is convenient, it can swim in the water, it is light and will not sink.

Sha Yi soon lost his energy: "Brother Shu, take a break, I can't bear it anymore, this mud... this mud sucks people down!"

Ma Xiaoshu cut down a piece of aquatic plants, and supported Lao Sha to sit on the fallen aquatic plants: "Is it more tiring than the island?"

Sha Yi nodded: "The island is easy, there are coconuts and sheep, and there is no need to hurry..."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Let's take a break, we have to leave the swamp as soon as possible, this is a tropical rainforest climate."

Sha Yi blinked and blinked: "Yes! It will rain at noon, and a lot of heat and moisture will be lost if exposed to rain for a long time...Let's go, don't stop."

The Malay job yelled: "Wow, woof..."

Ma Xiaoshu said: "I can't leave now."

Sha Yi: "What?"

Ma Xiaoshu nuzzled: "First see where this friend is going, and then see if he has any accomplices."

Sha Yi followed Ma Xiaoshu's line of sight, and then slapped himself: "Bah! Crow's mouth!"

There was a crocodile in front of the bushes, only two or three meters away from them. The crocodile was lying in the water, with only a pair of eyes and nostrils exposed.

Come to the job to call at the crocodile with its tail between its legs, but it is actually a waste.

Ma Xiaoshu pointed at the crocodile with a wooden stick: "Get lost!"

Crocodile:"……"

Sha Yi hid behind Ma Xiaoshu: "Brother Crocodile, do me a favor, let's go!"

He was also scared this time, but not as scared as he was when he encountered a shark last time, because this crocodile is relatively small in size, about a meter long.

Ma Xiaoshu said again: "Don't roll and kill you!"

Sha Yi: "Let's go around, the crocodile's bite force is very strong, although it is small, we must respect others!"

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Walk? Are you sure it won't catch up and attack us? I see it is very interested in the work."

Sha Yi: "Then give it the job as a meeting gift."

Come to work: "Wow~"

Ma Xiaoshu shook his head: "Is this crocodile an idiot? He didn't run away when he saw us? You stay here and don't move. I'll meet it."

After finishing speaking, Ma Xiaoshu walked over.

Sha Yi was stunned, he didn't dare to speak loudly, and stretched out his hand to grab: "Hey... ah!! Don't provoke it, this thing is very fierce in the water!"

Ma Xiaoshu hit the crocodile on the head with a stick.

bang~
The crocodile immediately opened its mouth and jumped over. To be honest, the speed of this thing is average.

Ma Xiaoshu had sharp eyes and quick hands, poked it in the mouth with a stick, and then poked it forward hard, almost spitting the crocodile, and it started to back, and the back speed was even slower.

Then, Ma Xiaoshu rushed over in two steps, jumped on the crocodile from behind, pinched its mouth with both hands.

The crocodile felt that he was not clean, and was struggling desperately, but the struggle was ineffective.

"Hey hey hey! Have you been caught by me?"

Ma Xiaoshu mocked.

(End of this chapter)