Country Composer

Chapter 247 New Mission

Sha Yi's jaw almost fell into the water: "This is also okay?"

Coming to work, the dog is arrogant: "Wow, woof..."

Ma Xiaoshu pressed the thumping crocodile: "It bites powerfully, but it doesn't have much strength to open its mouth, eh? You can't open your mouth, can you? Bite me, you idiot!"

Sha Yi panicked, "What should we do now?"

Ma Xiaoshu was unhurried, even jokingly: "What else should I do? Send it home!"

I saw that Ma Xiaoshu grabbed the crocodile's mouth with one hand like iron pliers, and took out the wild knife with the other hand. The knife was so sharp that it easily sliced ​​through the crocodile's brain.

The crocodile stopped fluttering and was quiet and well-behaved.

Ma Xiaoshu picked it up and weighed it: "Yeah! It still has some weight, more meat than a dog."

The panic on Sha Yi's face gradually turned into a wild wave, and he came over: "Give me a hug, my uncle also loves it."

The dog is also rare, jumping over and killing the crocodile's tail, pretending to be brave.

Sha Yi hugged the crocodile, picked up the camera and took a selfie: "Did everyone see it? It was unlucky, and met me and Ma Xiaoshu. The crocodile is fierce, but how can it be as fierce as us? We have received strict special training. Things, rattling and killing..."

Then the crocodile made a move.

Sha Yi was frightened and ran away, her face paled.

Ma Xiaoshu: "It's the dog dragging the crocodile, so you've blown your shit out of it anyway."

Sha Yi: "Don't brag, don't brag, you are in charge of random killings, and I am in charge of quack... It's too scary."

Ma Xiaoshu kicked the dog away and picked up the crocodile, and continued to move forward, but he was more cautious now, wondering if the crocodile had any friends.

When the program was broadcast, the domestic barrage looked like this:
"Fuck..."

"Fuck! F*ck!"

"Is this fake?"

"Yes, yes, this crocodile is an actor."

"Is Ma Xiaoshu crazy?"

"Too rough!"

"Crocodile: Don't come here!"

"Crocodile: I'm just passing by..."

"It's over! Barbie Q is over."

"Ma Xiaoshu is really catching up! He even teased him!"

"I'm fucking still eating..."

Foreign Netflix viewers, please calm down:

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"I knew it was going to be unlucky, it was so funny!"

"Jobs was scared at first, and the crocodile bites after it dies, haha!"

"HAIHAIHAI~ I like this."

"I'm looking forward to what horses will cook with crocodiles."

"I really can't think of a crocodile that can be used for cooking, at most it is barbecue?"

"No! You underestimate Chinese food too much."

"Fortunately they are Chinese, if Indians..."

"The lizard shivered."

In the part where Ma Xiaoshu kills the crocodile, there are bloody scenes. The domestic version is mosaiced, but the Netflix version does not, so I like it.

When the program crew saw the footage captured by the drone, they were also in a cold sweat. They had already searched the area many times, and they hadn't found any crocodiles. Otherwise, they wouldn't have dared to let them record the program.

They controlled the drone, flew in front of them and asked, "Ma Xiaoshu, Sha Yi, you have the right to terminate the program recording now."

Ma Xiaoshu: "No need! The speed of an adult crocodile is only 30 kilometers per hour, I can kill it!"

Sha Yi hesitated for a while: "I will listen to my brother Shu."

Laizhuo also echoed: "Wang~"

Gu Lina watched with her eyes covered. She was really frightened and worried that Ma Xiaoshu would be bitten by a crocodile. Just now, her thought was that it doesn't matter that brother-in-law just needs to run faster than Sha Yi.

In the end, the brother-in-law took the crocodile knife? ? ?
This shocked her, as well as the program staff and two guests.

Because Xue Cheng and Yang Xiaoyue were curious about Ma Xiaoshu's new program, they made an appointment to come to the program group ahead of time. Then, they saw a scene they would never forget. Ma Xiaoshu was riding on the crocodile's back to tease it...

Xue Cheng looked at Yang Xiaoyue: "Isn't this too easy? I doubt that Ma Xiaoshu can really single out an adult crocodile!"

Yang Xiaoyue copied his hands: "If you remove the word doubt, he will definitely be able to. In fact, you can also single out the crocodile, but you can only single out once."

Xue Cheng: "..."

After walking for another half an hour in the swamp, the two of them and a dog finally came to the edge of the swamp. After climbing up, there was a rainforest in front of them.

The vegetation in the rainforest is very dense, and there are no roads, which looks very primitive.

They sat on the ground and rested for a while, it was almost noon, Sha Yi was tired and hungry, Ma Xiaoshu was not much better, the worst thing was to come to work, the dog's stamina was very poor.

There is a bamboo forest at the edge of the rain forest. Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi went to pick up some dead bamboo and bamboo branches.

Ma Xiaoshu used a knife to scrape bamboo scraps from dead bamboo. Although the outside was wet, the inside was dry. After scraping off a pile of bamboo scraps, he made a bow out of bamboo branches and vines to drill wood to make fire.

Sha Yi regained his confidence: "Let me do the lighting. I'm the best at lighting fires!"

Ma Xiaoshu gave way to cut off the crocodile's tail, peeled off the skin and cut it into small pieces, and skewered them with bamboo sticks, eating gracefully.

Soon, Sha Yi came over with his arms in his arms: "I can't drill sparks, or is it still the old rule to smash a camera and use the battery to make a fire? I know that, uncle is an intellectual player, and it's a bit embarrassing for me to make fire by drilling wood." .”

Ma Xiaoshu pouted: "You are not an intelligence type, you are a waste type."

When the program group was editing, they played Sha Yi's words "I'm the best at lighting fires" three times.

Slap on the face.

Ma Xiaoshu went to take over the work of making the fire, and the fire ignited in a short while.

The two were grilling the crocodile tail meat, and the drone came to feed the dog food to the workers.

Sha Yi looked at Laijoer anxiously, with an embarrassing expression on his face, and then said to Ma Xiaoshu: "Brother Shu, uncle is a little thirsty."

Ma Xiaoshu roasted the meat for him, went to the bamboo forest with a knife, knocked on the bamboo as he walked, and found a section of bamboo with water in it, so he sawed off this section with the knife and brought it back.

Sha Yi was very curious: "There is water in the bamboo? Oh, it's amazing!"

Ma Xiaoshu ate the barbecue meat: "I've seen wine hidden in it, and it's very expensive, um... this crocodile is so young, why is the meat so bad? It's not suitable for grilling."

As he spoke, he stabbed the crocodile's head with a stick.

Crocodile: Are you polite?
There is no way, the conditions in this period are indeed more difficult, but I have been able to get meat since then, and my luck is not bad.

The two of them didn't finish eating a crocodile tail, and even made some to feed the dog. It wasn't too bad, but the tail was a bit big.

After eating, the two of them were about to go on their way, when it started to rain heavily.

They found a big tree with dense foliage to shelter from the rain, took out their mobile phones, and looked at today's main task.

It is also a video recorded by Wang Zhengyu and Gu Lina.

In the video, Gulina dances in a primitive and wild grass skirt with a few leaves on her chest.Of course, the shape is just like the original dress. In fact, there is fabric inside, but very little.

After watching the video, Sha Yi asked, "What is the mission?"

Ma Xiaoshu looked disgusted: "After watching the video, you don't even know what the mission is? What were you watching just now? I don't even bother to talk about you when you are old and have a family... Let's watch it again, this time Look carefully."

Sha Yi looked at Ma Xiaoshu with a half-smile, and after a long time, are you also on your lap?

Of course Ma Xiaoshu wasn't that superficial, he didn't look at his thighs, he didn't look at his chest.

(End of this chapter)