Country Composer

Chapter 249 Stir-Fried Liver and Waist
Sha Yi muttered: "Is a tree house built with bamboo still called a tree house? A tree house, a tree house, as the name suggests, should be a house built with trees, right?"

Ma Xiaoshu looked at Lao Sha with the eyes of a mentally retarded: "What kind of understanding do you have? The tree house doesn't mean that."

"What does that mean?"

"The tree house is the abbreviation of 'Ma Xiaoshu's house', and it doesn't matter what you use to build it."

Ma Xiaoshu chose a big banyan tree not far from the lake to make a tree house. The tree house has three or four thick and scattered branches at a height of three meters from the ground, which is often used to build tree houses.

Ma Xiaoshu climbed up the tree to check, and confidently went to the small bamboo forest with a knife.

Sha Yi was thoughtful, does this mean the tree house?

Of course not, Ma Xiaoshu is just teasing Sha Yi, as long as it is built on a tree, it is a tree house, it doesn't matter what materials are used.

There are several big rocks beside the pool, and Sha Yi and the dog lie on the rocks to bask in the sun.

The sun shines through the gaps in the leaves, forming spots on them.

Then the drones came again.

Sha Yi glanced at the dog next to him, got the dog food again so soon?It's not dark yet, does the dog still have afternoon tea?
Old Sha E is afraid, if they dare to give milk to the dogs, I will...

The program crew knew his evil, so they didn't send any food at all. Inside the small foam box were several cameras, and a note said, tell Sha Yi not to be idle, and install the camera positions.

So, the lazy teacher Sha started to work again, installing the camera around the big banyan tree.

The equipment has been updated again. These cameras are small and can be remotely controlled, rotated, and interact with the program group in real time.First, it is convenient for program recording, and second, it is convenient for monitoring the safety status of artists.

After a while, Ma Xiaoshu came back with a dozen or so bamboos. He cut the two thickest bamboos into two-meter-long "foundations" and tied them to the branches of the tree. live.

A total of ten bamboo poles were laid out, each with a distance of about [-] centimeters.

Four bamboo poles were fixed at the four corners as pillars, and the tops were connected with bamboo poles. A box frame with one side high and one side low was completed. The high side was 1.5 meters, and the low side was about [-] meter.

Sha Yi couldn't climb trees, and his physical strength was not good, so he could only do a little work. Ma Xiaoshu asked him to go to the bamboo forest to get back the bamboo branches and leaves he had picked before. He had to run many times, enough for him to work until dark.

What people didn't expect was that he was able to put bamboo shoots on the dog's collar and let Laizhuoer help with the work. Later, Laizhuoer never went with Sha Yi again, and lay down on the ground pretending to be dead.When Sha Yi pulled it, it pretended to be lame and screamed.

"Aww..."

Sha Yi could only leave by himself angrily. In this program, his status is indeed inferior to that of a dog.

Come to work, I thought to myself, I have a big financial backer, why should I work?

Seeing this scene, foreign netizens were curious: "What kind of breed is Jobs? He is so smart!"

A Chinese netizen replied: "It is a Chinese pastoral dog, one of the smartest dogs in the world."

Japanese netizen: "Si Guoyi, Akita is the smartest dog in the world."

Bangzi netizen: "Should check it out, I suspect that Jobs has a Bangzi lineage."

It is actually very simple to build a house with bamboo, the premise is that you have to know how to work with bamboo strips. As it happens, Ma Xiaoshu will be a little bit better, because his father made bamboo baskets and sold them, and he has been influenced by his family's education since he was a child.

Lao Ma's family has good genes and strong hands-on ability. He can not only fight but also do it.

Even Boss Yang praised Ma Xiaoshu for his good craftsmanship...

Cutting bamboo strips is also very particular. First cut the bamboo into strips as thick as a little finger, and then use a knife to remove the inner bamboo core, leaving only a thin outer layer. The removed core is used to build the skeleton, and the bamboo strips are used for weaving. .

Ma Xiaoshu was ingenious, and soon made up a fence that was two meters long and one meter wide, and then started to weave the second one.

Sha Yi was tired, so he sat beside Ma Xiaoshu and watched.

Ma Xiaoshu asked: "Want to learn? I'll teach you!"

Sha Yi shook his head straight: "Ah, no, no, no, I don't want to learn. If I learn, the next issue won't be building tree houses. They have to let us build villas."

Ma Xiaoshu: "What do you mean? It's reasonable for you not to learn?"

Sha Yi: "Do you know why they gave this task? They know that you are powerful, you can do it, last time you took everyone on the island, built such a big shed, and made mats for Gulina, they saw that you can do it , tailor-made a mission for you."

Ma Xiaoshu: "It's impossible for the program crew to be such a dog!"

Sha Yi: "Wang Zhengyu!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "That's really a dog!"

When I was doing "Hahahaha", Deng Yue and the others were directly pulled away from the recording program under the pretext of eating. When I was doing "Wild Gourmet", Ma Xiaoshu was asked to build a boat to cross the sea. There was not even a cameraman for a program.

Sha Yi said to a camera: "I swear to God! The program crew, I don't know how to make bamboo or woodwork, let alone blacksmithing..."

Ma Xiaoshu complained: "As for it? It's impossible for the program group to let us smelt iron in the wild, right?"

Sha Yi turned to look at Ma Xiaoshu: "Hush!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Shhhhhhhhh? That's impossible."

At the station of the program group, Wang Zhengyu took out a small notebook to record: "The idea of ​​making iron in the wild is a good idea, but Ma Xiaoshu has to have a big brain to make a variety show."

Xue Cheng, who was eating melons, was stunned on the spot: "Is your show so big? How do you make iron in this bloody place?"

Wang Zhengyu said: "I will not smelt iron this time, next time I will find a place where it can be smelted."

Xue Cheng: "I was scared to death, I was ready to run away."

Yang Xiaoyue: "If you dare to run, they will airdrop you right now."

Xue Cheng: "How is it possible? The rules of the show group are that we will appear in the second round, later than Gulina. Although, I really want to help them now, but I abide by the rules of the show."

Wang Zhengyu raised his head suddenly: "You don't have to follow it, there are no rules for our show."

Xue Cheng: "Huh?"

Wang Zhengyu beckoned: "Come here, send Teacher Xue on his way!"

Xue Cheng was taken aback: "Is it really going to be like this? Your program team is too casual, isn't it? I asked for an extra meal, and I'll go if I have something to eat."

Wang Zhengyu nodded in agreement.

Xue Cheng went to the kitchen to eat something, his head was buzzing, and the sound of helicopter propellers was all there.

Ten minutes later, the helicopter carrying Xue Cheng flew over the lake, hovered, and lowered him and a foam box with ropes into the water.

Old Xue screamed, pushed the floating foam box, and swam to the shore.

Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi ran over to have a look, very disappointed, why did the long legs turn into a rough guy?
After Xue Cheng landed, he came over to give Ma Xiaoshu high-five, Ma Xiaoshu skipped and ran to the box, Xue Cheng had no choice but to high-five Sha Yi.

After clapping hands, Sha Yi asked, "Have you brought a lighter?"

Xue Cheng shook his head: "No."

Sha Yi: "Then what are you doing here? Go back to me! We haven't finished our mission yet, so we never welcome you!"

The second tree house won't be built until tomorrow. The program team is completely ignoring the rules. Sha Yi can't say anything. The materials have arrived ahead of time, which is also very good.

Xue Cheng said: "Do you think I want to come? I was blowing on the air conditioner to watch you work, and I was sent here for no reason..."

Sha Yi looked disgusted, and went to look at the supplies in the box.

As expected, there are seasonings inside. Apart from the seasonings, there are milk tea, instant noodles, and Luzhou Laojiao. If it is not because the sponsored products are going out of the country, they will not even provide these.

Ma Xiaoshu moved the box under the big banyan tree, and said to Xue Cheng, "Did you offend Wang Zhengyu?"

Xue Cheng was drenched all over, and wiped his glasses with Ma Xiaoshu's clothes: "No! I didn't mess with any of you!"

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Take off your clothes and pants and go over there to dry."

Xue Cheng: "So many cameras..."

Ma Xiaoshu: "We only had boxers in the first two episodes, and the clothes were taken from Chen He and the others. Lu Han recorded shirtless for two days."

Xue Cheng accepted it immediately, and then took out a cucumber from his pocket.

Sha Yi rushed over immediately: "Hey! I took a drink tonight, what else did you bring?"

Xue Cheng snorted coldly: "Do you still welcome me now?"

"Welcome welcome warm welcome! Anything else?"

Sha Yi raised his hands and began to search his body, his face grinning badly.

Xue Cheng pushed him away, took out a piece of ham sausage from another trouser pocket, found a small bag of rice in his trouser pocket, and finally pulled out a...pan from the back of the jacket.

It is the kind of small pot with a diameter of only [-] centimeters, which is used to fry eggs and steak.

"Whoo~"

Xue Cheng blew through his wet hair, looking handsome.

Sha Yi was very happy: "Awesome! How did you think of it?"

Xue Cheng said while taking off his clothes: "You haven't built the tree house yet, they will send me first, and target me! I said I would go to the kitchen to eat first, and then follow these things. They don't follow the rules, Why should I follow the rules? Wang Zhengyu said it himself, there are no rules in this show. Hmph!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Great job! Welcome Teacher Xue to join our wilderness family. I will leave the work of collecting firewood to you. Come on."

Xue Cheng, who had just finished drying his clothes, was only wearing boxers: "Is that how you welcome me?"

Sha Yi pulled him away: "Let's go! I'll teach you what kind of firewood to collect. In this program, even Andy Lau has to work when he comes."

"If I don't do it, do you still dare to beat me?"

"dare!"

"Then... Teacher Sha, what kind of firewood is good firewood?"

"It's best to be a dead tree, which is resistant to fire, followed by a tree..."

Ma Xiaoshu continued to work, put a bamboo fence on the ground, covered it with a thick layer of bamboo leaves, then covered it with another fence, fixed the two fences with bamboo strips, and a wall was completed.

The roof and floor are also made in this way, but the roof is a bit more complicated, and the bamboo leaves are arranged in one direction to facilitate drainage.

After three hours of work, a small tree house was completed, and Ma Xiaoshu also made a bamboo ladder for easy access.

The last process is to put the remaining bamboo leaves on the floor of the tree house.

As the sun set, Ma Xiaoshu lit a fire and prepared to cook.

Sha Yi took a selfie in the tree house with the camera: "Have you seen it? This is the tree house that Ma Xiaoshu and I made. How is it? Uncle's craftsmanship is okay?"

Barrage: "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes..."

Xue Cheng was moving the dog, and asked Ma Xiaoshu, "What will the crocodile do tonight?"

Ma Xiaoshu cut open the belly of the crocodile: "Stir-fried liver and waist!"

(End of this chapter)