Country Composer

Chapter 288 Falling Into A Box?

Sha Yi asked strangely: "Why don't you talk if your voice isn't bad? Usually you are the one who talks the most, but today you are suddenly so quiet, I thought you were dumb."

Gulina glanced at Ma Xiaoshu: "Uh..."

Gou Jian burst out laughing, Ma Xiaoshu immediately locked his throat, and gave Gu Lina a look.

Xiao Gu looked away guiltily and said, "No, I just saw Master Bei and Master De suddenly, and I was a little nervous. After all, they are the men at the top of the food chain."

Gou Jian was strangled, still laughing.

Sha Yi just felt at a loss, and always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell.

After drinking tea for a while, Mr. Bei Yede and Mr. Ma went to the training hall to wrestle again. Sha Yi didn't dare to participate and went to exercise on the treadmill.

Gou Jian was shameless, he said he wanted to challenge Master De, and was instantly killed.

Don’t think that De Ye is not strong if he walks around the beast when he sees it. In fact, if you give him a knife, he will immediately become Pei Ye. It’s just that many of his early shows are naked and jumping into the wilderness, which makes people mistake him. Not badly.

After being beaten up, Gou Jian said honestly, "Xiao Gu, please help me get a bottle of yogurt."

Gulina gave him a box of Jule yogurt provided by the sponsor.

Gou Jian: "Thank you."

Gulina smiled lightly.

Gou Jian felt a toothache: "Are you sure about it? You can talk outside, but you don't talk when recording a show? There's no need to be so dogmatic."

This girl didn't say a word on the plane today, and when the flight attendant asked her, she just nodded or shook her head.

Gulina wanted to laugh a little: "Huh~"

Gou Jian: "Are you taking revenge on the fourth child?"

Gulina finally spoke: "How dare I, he didn't let me speak, and he beat me when I spoke."

Gou Jian had a wonderful expression: "Oh? How did you fight?"

Gulina shamelessly described: "Just call me over and slap me hard."

Gou Jian: "Then you are still playing with him?"

Gulina: "I am willing."

Gou Jian: "..."

Gu Lina knew that Gou Jian had an unusual relationship with Ma Xiaoshu, so she spoke freely. On the plane today, she heard Ma Xiaoshu describe her figure to Gou Jian. Who knew he shared it with Gou Jian. something.

She doesn't care, this girl is a little exhibitionist, if Ma Xiaoshu really shared it with Gou Jian, she would only find it exciting.

And the fact that Ma Xiaoshu beat her was quite interesting.

In the evening, everyone had a good meal to reserve energy for the next last stop.

The next day, early in the morning.

All the male guests gathered. Producer Wang Zhengyu and director Zhang Yang read the rules of the show in both Chinese and English. Zhang Yang's English is very good.

Sha Yi had a bitter face. He had a premonition that this episode would be difficult. It was the last stop of this season. He also invited two aces, Mr. Pei and Mr. De. They must be very hardcore and definitely not easy.

Gou Jian put on smoky makeup, and brushed his hair in a daze: "Little Kalamy! I, Foggwell Gou, will let the whole world see what it means to have both good looks and strength, and the coexistence of IQ and technology!"

Sha Yi looked at him twice: "Sometimes you cry."

Gou Jian: "Old people, don't talk to me, I'm afraid you will be killed by me."

Sha Yi: "Your dormitory has a human-like no..."

Gou Jian: "No."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Hush! Listen to the rules carefully."

Wang Zhengyu said: "Hi everyone, welcome to northern Thailand. This time you will be released to different places in the jungle and high mountains, and your destination is a dam downstream of the river. The straight-line distance is about fifty kilometers. The five of you Each man is in a group, the first to reach the finish line wins, and Gulina will be waiting for you at the finish line... If you can’t keep going, you can pass the life detector, that is, the bracelet on your left hand to call for help. If you quit the race, you will be punished. Punishment, have you seen these seasonings? They are divided into five parts, and every time a person quits, the program team will randomly confiscate one part of the seasoning."

The rules are very simple, and the difficulty is indeed great, but some people don't realize it.

Gou Jian: "It's only fifty kilometers. If five kilometers take an hour, it will be covered in one day."

Sha Yi said with disgust: "You think it's the main road? It's dangerous!"

Gou Jian said carelessly, "What danger could there be?"

Wang Zhengyu: "Cobras and tigers, you need to beware of these two beasts. Other crocodiles and pythons are not so threatening."

Gou Jian: "There are still tigers? Didn't the program crew clear the venue in advance?"

Wang Zhengyu: "Do you think we are posing?"

Gou Jian: "Damn it! Ma Xiaojian, when you lied to me, didn't you say that the programs are all scripts?"

The reason why he pretended so just now was that he thought that the program team had a script arrangement, and relying on his close relationship with Ma Xiaoshu, he would definitely be able to get a good script, but who knew it was all true.

Ma Xiaoshu: "I want to say that you won't come if you really want to live."

Gou Jian: "My lord... Is it too late for me to quit now?"

Wang Zhengyu: "Everyone gets on the plane, and the program recording begins."

Gou Jian yelled and was put on the plane by Ma Xiaoshu and handed him a hatchet.

"Ma Xiaoshu, let me go, I want to go home! Mom..."

Gou Jian's performance is slightly exaggerated.

Sha Yi comforted: "Don't worry, you don't usually meet tigers and cobras. If you do, just reason with them. We're stars, so they'll show some face."

Gou Jian: "You fart, don't try to lie to me! They only understand Thai..."

All have only one knife and no other tools.

The first one to be put down was Master Bei, who was quickly dropped to a mountain pass by helicopter, followed by Starving De, who landed on a mountain peak, followed by Sha Yi, Gou Jian, and finally Ma Xiaoshu.

Ma Xiaoshu almost fell into a box.

The place where he landed was in a mountain depression, the terrain was relatively low, and the line of sight was not very good. Just as he was about to find a high point to look in the direction, a dusty thing rushed out of the dense vegetation on the side. Get up and dodge, and you will be overturned.

I saw a short and sturdy wild boar rushing over at a speed of seventy miles, with two long tusks growing out of its mouth.

Ma Xiaoshu was taken aback, and cursed: "What the hell are you looking at, you almost bumped into someone! Didn't your mother teach you to be polite?"

The wild boar didn't run away, but turned around again, aimed at Ma Xiaoshu with its fangs, and planed on the ground with its front hooves.

Ma Xiaoshu took out the wild knife: "What are you doing? Are you still not convinced?"

The wild boar snorted and rushed towards Ma Xiaoshu again.

Obviously, Ma Xiaoshu has intruded into its territory, the little guy is quite irritable, like a small steel cannon.

Ma Xiaoshu dodged and dodged its impact again: "Come on! Come again! I won't think about traveling today, I'll eat first!"

Sure enough, the little wild boar didn't believe in evil, and rushed over again,
Ma Xiaoshu was well prepared, and while dodging to dodge, he dragged the knife on its impact route without exerting any force, waiting for the wild boar's leg to hit the blade.

"Aww..."

The wild boar's left foreleg was chopped off. It wasn't broken, but it was almost there.

Ma Xiaoshu chuckled, and chased after him. The rest of the work was much simpler, the chopping was over, and the scene was a bit bloody at one point, which was skipped by the program crew when cutting the film.

Half an hour later, Ma Xiaoshu lit a fire at the entrance of the wild boar's cave and roasted the wild boar. The reason why he chose the entrance of the wild boar's cave was not to humiliate it, but because the rainforest is very humid, and the hay clippings in the wild boar's cave are very suitable for making fire .

Ma Xiaoshu taught it a lesson while flipping the roasted wild boar: "Look, this is the end of not being polite! You must remember it in your next life, remember to be courteous to passers-by..."

(End of this chapter)