Country Composer

I couldn't stand the barrage anymore, and kept complaining about Ma Xiaoshu:
"Please be human!"

"God damn be courteous to pedestrians..."

"Wild Boar: Blame me?"

"Roast people and make sarcastic remarks."

"It's still baked in front of its house."

"Hahaha……"

"I met a wild boar when I landed? I suspect that this wild boar is an actor hired by the show crew!"

"Pig: Pay the notice fee, thank you."

"Ma Xiaoshu, are you cheap?"

"He even gave a close-up shot of the roasted wild boar's face..."

"Excessive!"

I saw that Ma Xiaoshu was holding a video camera, approaching and taking pictures of the roasted pig's face, the two fangs were a little blackened by the fire, not as white as before.Ma Xiaoshu pushed, pulled, and swayed, carefully recording the voice and smile of this comrade wild boar.

Although it is dead, it will live forever in Ma Xiaoshu's stomach.

Ma Xiaoshu shot with a smug face: "What's your expression? You're a little anxious, classmate! Don't be frowning, the most important thing to be a pig is to be happy... come and smile."

He hooked the corner of the wild boar's mouth with a wooden stick, and it smiled cutely.

Ma Xiaoshu sang and danced around the bonfire, giving salvation to the newly acquainted little pig:

"Pig! You have two holes in your nose, and you still have snot when you have a cold. Bully, pig! You have dark eyes, and you can't see the end of it, pig! Your ears are so big." , you can’t even hear me scolding you for being stupid..."

The program team specially added two rows of subtitles next to it

The large subtitles are concise and clear: "Insane!"

The small subtitles are sincere: "Note: The personal words and deeds of the guests do not represent the position of the program group."

So, Ma Xiaoshu happily chopped up the roasted wild boar into eight pieces, gnawed on one leg, and wrapped the rest in leaves and put them in his backpack.

Although this wild boar has a grumpy temper, it is actually not big and is quite light.

Is there any better luck than harvesting more than ten catties of barbecue at the beginning?

Ma Xiaoshu is worthy of Koi version 2.0.

At this time, Ma Xiaoshu began to explore the topography and identify the direction.

This area is a typical tropical rain forest, with dense vegetation, humid and hot, and the mountains are not high but extremely steep, with cliffs and steep slopes everywhere.

Ma Xiaoshu said to the camera: "Our destination is in the east. It is 10:30 in the morning. According to the position of the sun, we can see that the east is directly ahead. There is a steep slope with some bamboos growing on the slope. It's very steep, covered with weeds, and the most dangerous thing is the dry bamboo leaves on the ground, stepping on it is like slippery ice..."

He took a camera and carefully photographed the surrounding environment, especially the steepness of the steep slope.

Then, Ma Xiaoshu said: "The environment faced by the five of us should be similar. If we want to go to the destination, we have to go down the mountain to find the river and go along the river. I guess Gou Jian and Mr. Sha Yi can't go down. It's too high and too steep. For Master De, he should use all kinds of things around him as tools to find the safest and most efficient way to go down the mountain. Master Bei should be simpler, right? Just a leap of faith?"

Bullet chatting, so high is a leap of faith?How could Master Bei be so stupid?
The lens turns.

Standing on the edge of the cliff, Mr. Pei began to taunt: "This is the most dangerous part of the jungle. The slope is steep and slippery. There is no place to borrow strength. Hundreds of people lose their lives every year because of slipping. Believe me, Don't take this slippery big slope lightly, you'll fly out like a bullet until you hit something. So, I'm going to jump off..."

Hugh~
Master Bei flew out, a leap of faith.

He jumped onto the ramp and slid down, then he plunged into the ground with the knife in both hands to use as a brake.

shhhhhh...

He slid down like this, and a small camera placed by him on the tree on the top of the mountain recorded his death behavior.

Soon, Mr. Pei appeared in the selfie camera: "Oh! It's so exciting. In the final stage of my descent, a piece of bamboo caught me. I'm glad it wasn't a stone, otherwise I would break all the bones in my body. And, What do you think it is? I found many wood maggots in the bamboo forest, and their protein content is six times that of beef...In the jungle, no protein should be wasted."

Barrage:

"Fuck! F*ck!"

"It was hit by Ma Xiaoshu again."

"After all, there are no shells."

"Mr. Pei never takes a detour, let alone protein."

"Isn't this too fierce?"

"The man standing at the top of the food chain!"

On the other side, Lord De has already made a rappelling rope with tree vines:
"Everyone knows that tree vines are a particularly strong vine. People use it to make tree houses, weave tools, and of course it is a very reliable choice to make rope. I checked, and there are all steep hills nearby. We Need to drop from here, hope my rappelling line is long enough, wish me luck."

Soon, Lord De hung himself on the cliff.

"Oh Shet! Shet..."

Master De was dangling in the air like a swing. He had run out of rope, but there was still about ten meters of height below.

"This is crazy! I didn't know there was a sunken cliff here, which messed up my plan, but... it's not a big problem, I can swing to the slope over there and use the bamboo there as a tool , to complete the next downhill."

Relying on his strong physical fitness, he swayed directly to the slope, cut two bamboos for support, and slowly moved down.

"Hey hey hey..."

Master De suddenly laughed, peeled a small bamboo shoot for the camera, and found something to eat!

Well, it's quite crispy.

Gou Jian, who was in the same environment, was completely blinded, sitting alone on the hillside and screaming: "Ah! Ma Xiaoshu, your uncle! Why can't you fall to your death if you go down here? I want to quit!"

He howled a few times, and then said to the camera: "This is an impossible task. It's too high, you can't see the bottom, and no one can get down. So, I'd better walk on the hillside and find a way go down there."

How could there be a way?
The program team chose the wilderness that has never been exploited by human beings, and there can be no shortcuts.

Fu Guier obviously thought too much, and cried as he walked, tired, thirsty and hungry.

The drones of the program team have been following Fuguier. In order to ensure the safety of him and Mr. Sha, the program team equipped them with three drones to track them all the way, and the other three each only have one.

Sha Yi is much more realistic. He knows that the show crew is urinating, and crying is useless. He either quits or walks on bravely.

Although he has undergone special training, he really hasn't learned anything other than making a fire, and his physical fitness is limited, so he needs a lot of brains to go down such a steep slope.

Although Sha Yi was wronged, his mind was still flexible, and he quickly thought of a way.

He found a steep slope with relatively dense trees, jumped directly to a tree below, slammed into the tree and braked, and then went to the next nearest tree, screaming again and again...

For this program, Mr. Sha also went all out, and the audience couldn't bear to watch it.

Finally, the camera returns to Ma Xiaoshu's side. He is not in a hurry to set off, but sits on the cliff and weaves straw sandals. After weaving, he makes a nail board out of bamboo and fixes it on the sole of the shoe.

Wearing homemade spiked shoes and using a sharpened bamboo pole as a walking stick, Ma Xiaoshu walked straight down the steep slope.

He walked sideways in a zigzag shape, so that the steep mountain became much smoother, which is the same as the winding road in the mountains.

The studs made of bamboo joints can be wedged into soft soil and grass, and have good anti-slip ability. Ma Xiaoshu only needs to walk diagonally downward.

He walked with ease, and even filmed the scenery along the way for the audience.

"There are many mountains in the distance, and there should be river valleys below, but the rivers in the rainforest are full of unknowns, and it is not easy to walk along the rivers. There may be waterfalls, cliffs, etc. But at least there will be sufficient water sources by the river, So, go ahead and talk."

Domestic audiences have gotten used to seeing Ma Xiaoshu so relaxed. This guy always doesn't play his cards according to the routine, and records a survival program, and the filming is as smooth as "You can do it if you want".

This is true for sharks, and so is for killing crocodiles.

Foreign audiences are more curious. They don't know that bamboo can be used to make spikes, and the effect is so good.

Not long after, Ma Xiaoshu went down into the valley and came to a rock wall, with bushes on the right, bamboo forest on the left, and a pool under the rock wall, where the river turned a bend and formed a small pool.

Ma Xiaoshu said to the camera: "At this time, I need to learn from Mr. Pei and take a leap of faith."

After finishing speaking, Ma Xiaoshu jumped into the pool, his body collapsed, and his feet entered the water first.

The drone took pictures around the pool, and when Ma Xiaoshu got out of the water, the drone also shook wildly, and quickly flew closer and shouted: "Ma Xiaoshu, do you need rescue?"

Ma Xiaoshu was so lucky that he was alone when he entered the water, and he was wrapped around a big necklace when he emerged from the water.

This python is about five or six meters long, right?

Anyway, it's quite thick, the size of a bowl.

It's really the last stop, and even the boa constrictor that I haven't encountered before is here to join in the fun. Are you the same as the wild boar just now?They like to engage in surprise attacks.

Ma Xiaoshu was entangled so that only half of his face was exposed, and his breathing became somewhat difficult. The entanglement force of this thing was so great that even Ma Xiaoshu couldn't bear it.

He didn't have the strength to reply to the drone, but calmed down and sensed his body first.

No injuries.

Pythons are usually non-venomous, and although they are powerful, they are non-venomous snakes.

Because the boa constrictor has no fangs, when hunting, it often crawls slowly to approach the prey, wraps its body to death, flattens it into a long strip, and then secretes saliva to make the food slippery before swallowing.

Apparently, it also wanted to crush Ma Xiaoshu into a noodle shape.

It's a pity that he met Master Ma.

I saw that Ma Xiaoshu exerted all his strength, took a deep breath, then hugged the boa constrictor wrapped around his body and sank into the water.

In the water, he finally saw the snake's head.

Ma Xiaoshu bared his teeth at the boa constrictor, and compared his vital capacity with you to see if you can hold it or I can hold it.