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Ma Xiaoshu sank cleanly and directly to the bottom of the pool, about three or four meters deep, thanks to the roasted wild boar in his backpack for counterweight.

Time passed by minute by minute.

When the show was broadcast, the audience was terrified, and the barrage was frightening:

"Fuck, fuck, fuck..."

"What a big boa constrictor."

"My fucking scalp is numb."

"Ma Xiaoshu won't die, will he?"

"My mother, I was directly entangled by the boa constrictor..."

"You won't die, will you?"

"If it sinks, I'll rely on it!"

"Where are the people in the program group? Save people!"

"It will be fine, it will be fine if it can be released."

"Ma Xiaoshu can kill a python?"

"He can't move, can he?"

"Ma Xiaojian really worked hard for the show."

"Now, no one will say that the python was arranged by the program group, right?"

"Scared me to death."

The drone hovered over the pool and called Ma Xiaoshu's name.

Soon, several drones flew towards the pool where Ma Xiaoshu was.

The program team has already dispatched safety emergency measures. The moment Ma Xiaoshu was found to be entangled by a python, he sent a team of security consultants led by Mr. Pei's former cameraman to the rescue, armed with guns.

Gulina was crying in front of the screen.

Wang Zhengyu and Zhang Yang were also extremely nervous. If Ma Xiaoshu was toyed with, it would be the end of the calf...

Fortunately, 1 minute later, the footage captured by the drone showed that the python floated up and swam towards the edge of the pool, followed by Ma Xiaoshu, who reported to the drone that he was not injured and did not need rescue.

Everyone in the program team breathed a sigh of relief, called to recall the consultant team they had sent, and everyone clapped hands in celebration.

Gulina was crying and laughing, and also embraced the two female staff members.

Obviously, the scene just now terrified everyone.

If Ma Xiaoshu is a mess, then what kind of a fart is this show?
Ma Xiaoshu was ordinary, after emerging from the water, he followed the boa constrictor and swam to the shore, holding the bamboo pole that was used as a walking stick when he went down the mountain just now.

According to the footage from the drone, Ma Xiaoshu was about five or six meters away from the python, and the snake was five meters long, and it was currently entrenched in the grass by the pool.

Ma Xiaoshu ignored him, took out a knife and began to sharpen the bamboo pole, making it sharper.

While operating in front of the boa constrictor, he introduced to the camera: "This is a bit unfriendly. I ran down a long way, sweating all over, and wanted to take a bath. It suddenly got wrapped up in me? Didn't even say hello one!"

Drone: "Ma Xiaoshu, what are you doing? The director team told you to calm down."

Ma Xiaoshu waved his hand: "I'm very calm! It doesn't talk about martial arts, so don't blame me for being rude! Huh? I, Ma Xiaoshu, a lovely foreign friend came to Thailand as a guest, and it actually launched a sneak attack? No martial arts!"

The boa constrictor seemed to realize the danger, and turned to crawl towards the rainforest.

Ma Xiaoshu didn't chase after him right away, after making the tools, he followed with a bamboo spear in his left hand and a field knife in his right.

He also imitated Mr. Bei and turned on the mocking mode: "The impolite guy just now is a Burmese python, also called southern snake, harp snake, and double-striped boa. It is widely distributed in Southeast Asia, and there are many in China. What's more, The Burmese python has become a disaster in the United States, and it feels like any animal can become a disaster in North America..."

As he said that, Ma Xiaoshu walked into the rain forest: "The Burmese python is one of the six largest snake species in the world. It is a native species in Southeast Asia and mostly lives in tropical rain forests. It is easier to come into contact with them in some places close to water sources. Like the pool just now. According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the longest Burmese python is 9.75 meters long, but most of them are within five meters, and they are not too big. Now, this is the trace it crawled over. We will soon We can catch up with it..."

While chasing Ma Xiaoshu, he took a video camera to shoot the surrounding environment.

The barrage is all in one color:
"Please stop chasing me!"

"Is it bad to live?"

"What are you doing after that thing?"

"move……"

"Ma Xiaoshu, are you tired of living?"

"You have no shortage of food, why are you still catching snakes?"

"Five meters is not too big?"

Ma Xiaoshu introduced while walking: "The body color of the Burmese python is relatively light-colored, with many obvious black lines. Its colorful texture is very popular, and its snake skin has become a high-end product in the leather industry. Of course, I will also go to find it. It's not for its skin, but this snake is very dangerous, I'm afraid it will sneak up on me when I leave, so I have to keep it quiet first."

The director team was also speechless, they were naturally worried about Ma Xiaoshu, but what Ma Xiaoshu said made sense, it would be even more difficult if they were attacked by a snake.

When the program reached here, the scene was cut away in a very wretched way.

The camera showed Gou Jian, he was leaning on the cliff to find a way, even if it was a small road, but he couldn't find it after all.

He was a little unconvinced, and asked the drone: "Did anyone go down? Such a steep slope, if you jump down, you will fall to your death!"

The drone replied: "Everyone went down except you."

Gou Jian: "Impossible! Can Sha Yi go down?"

Drone: "Teacher Sha went down before Ma Xiaoshu."

Gou Jian scratched his head, what should we do?

Although he was a little timid, he still felt a little unconvinced: "Even that old man Sha Yi went down? According to the program crew, he didn't seem to fall to his death. How did this happen?"

Gou Jian thought to himself, the show crew must have given him preferential treatment and picked an easy place for him to go down.

not like me...

"It is well known that I am very strong, so the program group gave me the highest level of difficulty. Little Karami! Do you think this will stump me?"

Gou Jian was stimulated by Sha Yi, and he was going to show everyone how to operate, so he must find a way to continue.

He chose a hillside area with dense vegetation and many trees. He had the same idea as Sha Yi, hoping to descend multiple times in a short distance by relying on the trees.

then……

The rescue helicopter of the program group was dispatched again.

As soon as the camera turned, Gou Jian was sitting in a chair with a plaster cast on his neck. He was drinking a cup of hot water: "This... slipped on my feet, unexpectedly, too unexpectedly, in fact, I am very strong... "

The bullet screen said that I am very happy, Gou Fugui, who is physically disabled and determined, has appeared again!

Everyone expressed their joy at hearing and seeing him, and greeted him with various kind words to praise him, such as disaster brother-in-law, melon baby, treasured dragon and so on.

On the other hand, Teacher Sha Yi is different. He was very strong today. He not only endured the pain and went down to the bottom of the valley, but also allowed him to find signs of De Ye's activities. In the place, bamboo and bamboo shoot shells were also seen on the ground.

Sha Yi concluded that a master had appeared, so he followed the opponent's footsteps and chased after him. He didn't expect to catch up, as long as he followed the right path, he would go to the river to catch some crabs to eat, and he would not die of hunger. That's fine.

Master De's way forward is not radical, and Mr. Sha can barely persist.

Mr. Pei was a bit wild. He actually built a bamboo raft and drifted along the river. It was thrilling, but the speed was so fast that he was far ahead of the other players.

Alas, any ship he built was called the Bebe Sink.

In the afternoon, he encountered a waterfall. Fortunately, Mr. Pei jumped off the boat early.

The Bamboo Raft of the Bei Bi Shen fell under the waterfall and fell apart.

Standing on the reef by the shore, he sighed: "What a familiar plot, my boat failed again. I think I need to learn bamboo weaving skills from Jaylen Ma, you know, he is a master in this respect ...The good news is that I have driven a long way, I don't know what happened to the hungry De and Sha, I wish them luck, now I need to go to a dry place on the shore to get something to eat."

Soon, he was stabbing a hare with a knife and showing it to the camera.

Mr. Pei said: "This kind of hare is the most delicious food in the wild. I am even reluctant to eat it, because I am curious how Ma Xiaoshu will cook rabbits. Oh yes, I am not worried about horses at all. He is a man born in the wilderness." , even though he's not top-notch in other ways, he can always get good food, which is a talent."

Talent is too high.

Ma Xiaoshu had already caught up with the Burmese python, and while teasing the Burmese python with a bamboo spear, he teased: "Look! I just said it doesn't brush its teeth. I can smell its bad breath from a long distance away, so I found it!"

The boa constrictor was entangled, showing a fierce attacking posture, with its mouth open and its fangs exposed.

Ma Xiaoshu directly gave it a bamboo pole: "How dare you attack me? You turtle don't understand the situation, who is controlling the situation now?"

Suddenly couldn't help but uttered a line from "The Unknown".

The boa constrictor spat out a letter: "噏~"

Ma Xiaoshu said to the camera: "Now we need to give it a face, it is very irritable, so we have to pay attention to keeping a distance, and we must shoot steadily and ruthlessly."

bang bang bang...

Holding the bamboo spear in both hands, Ma Xiaoshu aimed at the boa constrictor's head and slammed it.

The boa constrictor began to twist.

Ma Xiaoshu held the snake's head with a bamboo spear, and walked over with the knife: "You must be cautious when dealing with such a large python. The safest way is..."

Swish!
Decapitation.

After all, a snake can't do without a head.

Ma Xiaoshu dealt with the Burmese python, took out the pig's head from his backpack, put it on the opposite side of the snake's head, and asked, "Do you know each other? Are you colluding with me to attack me? If you don't speak, you're acquiescing?"

ahh~
He asked for a roasted pig's head, but it didn't taste very good after soaking it in water.

Barrage:

"Wow grass is so perverted!"

"The scene of killing the snake is not cut? Has it passed the review?"

"You didn't watch the Netflix version."

"Netflix Arima Xiaoshu showed off the snake's head, but the domestic version cut it out."

"The beast really dried the boa constrictor to death."

"Brilliant!"

"I don't even think he's weaker than Master Pei..."

"Let's not talk about the ability to survive, this guy is really good at cooking!"

“Wildness Foodie himself!”

Ma Xiaoshu ate some roasted pork, recovered some strength, and started handling the python.Cut open the boa constrictor, take out the internal organs and peel off the snake skin. This snake weighs about [-] to [-] kilograms and is very fat.

Of course Ma Xiaoshu couldn't take it away, so he called the drone and asked the program team to find a way to get the snake back and share it with everyone.