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Now audiences all over the world know Ma Xiaoshu very well, he is a real crazy critic, the kind with abnormal brain, unlike Master Bei's strong and De Lord's tough, Ma Xiaoshu is purely neurotic and fierce.

Moreover, he has a strong desire for revenge, whether it is a wild boar or a python, they all become souls killed by the sword.

In this regard, the Thai audience said: "Is it appropriate for you to come to our house to kill our little animals?"

Burmese audience: "That's called a Burmese python, brother."

When the program crew watched the footage of Ma Xiaoshu peeling snakes from the drone, especially the close-up shots of the drone, several female staff members vomited in fright.

Gu Lina watched with relish, eating potato chips while watching Ma Xiaoshu kill the snake.

My brother-in-law is strong, and he can easily catch a boa constrictor.

Gou Jian was administering an IV at the side, arrogantly: "Little Kalami! A four- to five-meter-long boa constrictor is also called a boa constrictor? If I hadn't slipped on my foot, I could single out ten of them!"

Wang Zhengyu: "The program team will find a way to satisfy you."

Gou Jian stiffened his neck: "That's not necessary, I'm just bragging..."

When he fell before, his head got stuck in the branch of the tree, and his body continued to roll down according to the inertia, and then, with a click... almost died.

The show game is still going on.

Survival competitions pay attention to body and skill, but sometimes it also depends on luck, sometimes with the wind and sometimes with the wind.

Master De's style is to smile with the wind and reason against the wind, and the reason is for himself, which is a kind of self-encouragement.

At this time, he encountered an embarrassing incident. He took a bath in the river, and then found that the backpack floated away. He chased for hundreds of meters but failed to catch up. His knife was still attached to the backpack. .

He cursed a few bad words, and began to output great truths to the camera: "...you may encounter anything in the wilderness, but please remember to never give up hope! I will go out, I still have my family, Seven month old baby..."

After adjusting his mentality, he bent down to drink water in the ditch again.

"Oh! Shet!"

Master De waved his fist against the water, grinned, and his front teeth fell out.

"Hehehe... I thought the stone in the water was far away from me, but my porcelain front tooth broke, but it doesn't matter, it's just a decoration anyway."

He was in a good mood, laughing out loud with his front teeth missing.

On the other hand, Sha Yi's mentality is not so good, he wants to scold his mother.

On this day, he followed the traces of Master De. He was going smoothly, but he was stopped when he was about to cross the river. It was a boa constrictor in the water that stopped him.

Sha Yi was not Ma Xiaoshu, he didn't have the confidence to be tough with the python, so he was scared and ran away.

This also means that he can no longer follow Master De.

Moreover, it was getting late, and Sha Yi seemed a little flustered and scared, but the experience of recording programs for so long gave him some help. He cut some bamboo, built a shelter between two stones, and gave birth to a baby. Build a fire, unfortunately... there is no food.

Mr. Sha discredited and went to make a few mouse traps nearby, learning from Ma Xiaoshu.

Ma Xiaoshu vomited after eating meat, he didn't rush much today, he was busy hunting.

In the evening, he found a banyan tree, built a small shed against the hollow of the tree trunk, lit a fire and continued to roast the wild pork, and there were also condiments. He found a lot of Zhezi roots in a shady valley for the pork .

Needless to say, Master Bei and Master De are more professional than Ma Xiaoshu.

Ma Xiaoshu already knew about Gou Jian's withdrawal, so he was not worried about him, but a little worried about Sha Yi, does uncle still snore at night?
With a hammer blow, Sha Yi couldn't sleep at all, he was hungry and scared.

This is the first time he has spent the night alone in the wild.

Will there be pythons and tigers sneaking at night?There seems to be a lot of poisonous insects here.

He didn't know when he fell asleep, and when he woke up the next day his head was groggy, and his chest was pressed against his back with hunger.

Sha Yi rubbed his face, ready to go on his way.

Suddenly remembered the mouse trap set up last night. Although there is a high probability that there will be no harvest, Lao Sha is still going to take a look.

I don’t know, I’m scared.

Under a stone slab was a fat rat with its head crushed.

Sha Yi laughed instantly: "Ahahaha! I caught the mouse, did you see it? What is technology? What is operation! Ma Xiaoshu and I are killing each other randomly on this show, huh!"

He picked up the dead mouse and took a quick shot with the camera.

Then, the mouse was peeled and roasted on high heat.

Sha Yi's saliva flowed out.

Barrage:

"Congratulations, Teacher Sha!"

"Congratulations Sha Yi."

"Finally, I don't feel sorry for Sha Yi anymore."

"Hahaha……"

"Congratulations to Sha Yi for getting the mouse chip X1."

"Rat flakes??"

"Are you going to laugh at me to death when you said rat chips?"

"Mr. Sha, don't eat dead rats, they will catch you."

"Damn it, is Zhongshu serious?"

"The roasted red rat that my mother bought me!"

"Rat strips taste good with ketchup."

"Sha Yi's expression is miserable."

The audience still has a preference for Lao Sha. Even if there was no outstanding performance in the previous few stops, the audience did not complain, but only felt sorry for him.

Now, he has caught the mouse, and the audience also sincerely bless him.

Sha Yi tore off the roasted mouse legs and ate them, his expression gradually brightened, and he beamed happily:

"Wow~ It's so delicious, my god! It's a bit like rabbit meat. Although the smell is relatively strong, but the taste is quite good. Can you believe that the thigh meat is plump and juicy? Hahahahaha..."

He ate two of the mouse's hind legs and two of its front legs.

Although he was still very hungry, Teacher Sha held back and put the roasted mouse body into the backpack.

"Save some food to eat on the way. I will continue on my way now, but I dare not go to the place yesterday. There were a few big boa constrictors playing in the water. My scalp was numb, and my hairs stood up..."

Sha Yi walked down the river, and the terrain became more and more rugged. After walking for a while, the terrain along the river rose up, with cliffs on both sides.

Lao Sha thought for a while, but he didn't have the strength to climb the mountain anymore, so he walked along the river, grasping the weeds and shrubs on the edge of the cliff from time to time to climb.

Still too hungry, he found a rock to sit on, took some water out of a bamboo tube to drink, and ate the rat meat.

At this time, a bamboo raft floated upstream.

Sitting on a bamboo raft is an animal eating roast chicken.

The rat meat in Sha Yi's hand became stale in an instant. He threw the rat away and shouted, "Brother! Uncle is here! Where did you get the roast chicken?"

Ma Xiaoshu parked the bamboo raft next to Sha Yi: "I picked it up on the road. There was a pheasant that was too fat to fly, so I helped it."

Sha Yi rubbed his hands: "It's such a big one, can you eat it? Uncle help you."

Ma Xiaoshu gave him the roast chicken.

Sha Yi took a bite of the chicken, and subconsciously stepped onto Ma Xiaoshu's bamboo raft.

wow~
The boat of friendship is overturned.

How can such a small bamboo raft bear the weight of two people?

Ma Xiaoshu had no choice but to cut some more bamboos to double the width of the bamboo raft, but the widened bamboo raft was not so flexible.

They floated downstream on a bamboo raft.

Sha Yi had a day of suffering, and a night of fear, and now he finally found his backbone, talking non-stop.

"I thought you must have gone ahead, but I didn't expect you to be behind. It's great."

"Oh, I didn't travel much yesterday."

"Brother, you came down on the bamboo raft, did you see anything in the water?"

"what?"

"The boa constrictor is so thick, it's really scary."

"Is this what you mean?"

Ma Xiaoshu took out a lump of snow-white python meat from his bag and asked.

Sha Yi: "Ugh~"

Every time Sha Yi takes a boat, he makes a nest, just like the last time he encountered a shark.

Half an hour later, Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi sat on the rocks by the waterfall, looking disappointed.

Fortunately, Ma Xiaoshu found out in time and pulled Sha Yi to jump off the boat together, otherwise, they would have gone down too.

This waterfall is too hidden.

Their bamboo raft turned around in the pool under the waterfall and drifted away along the river.

And in the pool, there was a bamboo raft that fell apart.

Ma Xiaoshu: "Mr. Pei has been here, it should be yesterday, isn't he too fast?"

Sha Yi: "How do you know it's Mr. Pei and not Mr. De?"

"The bamboo rafts made by Master De will not fall apart, only those made by Master Pei are so rough."

"Then he won't fly down?"

"What are you thinking? He is much more professional than the two of us, and even if he flies down, Master Pei will be fine."

"I guess, Mr. Pei should have gone around the hillside over there."

"Impossible. He will definitely climb down from the nearby cliff. It is impossible for Mr. Pei to make a detour."

Downstream by the river, Mr. Pei was preparing to build a bamboo raft.

This time, he plans to learn how Ma Xiaoshu draws bamboo strips to weave bundles, which are both beautiful and strong.

However, cutting bamboo strips is also handicraft work. Although Lao Bei is a retired special force, bamboo art still stumped him. After a long time of fiddling, he failed to draw a long enough bamboo strip.

"Damn it! It's too difficult, I'm about to give up, I'm going to find some vines to tie the bamboo raft to. When I went down the mountain yesterday, my backpack was hung on a tree. Otherwise, I could have cut the backpack into strips... ..."

As Mr. Pei was talking, he saw a bamboo raft and a backpack floating upriver.

I was speechless for Lao Bei.

This is not arranged by the program group, is it?
He grabbed the bamboo raft and backpack, checked and found that they were not, the bamboo raft should be made by Ma Xiaoshu, and the backpack was made by Xingde, and there were some fresh and tender bamboo shoots in it.

Mr. Pei boarded the boat directly: "Thank you horse, thank you starving Germany! Three grams of oil~"

The bamboo rafts made by Ma Xiaoshu are strong and flexible.

Mr. Pei supported the bamboo raft and went down the river, and it took only three hours to arrive at the reservoir. The end of the trip was the dam in the distance.

He bit the crispy bamboo shoots and said to the camera: "I think I will be the first to arrive, thanks for the bamboo shoots from Hungry Germany, and good luck."

Hungry Druid is starving.

Losing his knapsack and knife, he grinded a bamboo spear out of a stone and prepared to go hunting, but found nothing but worms.

This time, Master De was unlucky and didn't meet any decent prey along the way.

Ma Xiaoshu was different, he just killed another lizard, more than one meter long.

The jungler is a real hammer.