Country Composer

Chapter 328

The five members of Mushroom House came back, and the three young ones were covered in mud and dirty.

The two elderly people were very leisurely, and He Jiyong carried a two-finger-wide small crucian carp in his bucket, which was the only thing they got from fishing all morning.

"Nice enough!"

Fang Yuan touched his face, looking at the seven dishes and one soup on the table in the gazebo, he could only sigh.

In fact, at the beginning, he and He Jiyong were more or less mischievous. If you, Ma Xiaoshu, dare to order big dishes, don't blame us for setting you up.

Don't you also do food shows?If you have the ability, you can do it yourself, and if you can do it, you are considered amazing.

But the other party really spent two hours to cook all these dishes.

He Jiyong put down the bucket and gave Ma Xiaoshu a thumbs up: "You are amazing!"

This is the highest evaluation among men.

Ma Xiaoshu crossed his waist: "The average is the third in the world!"

Teacher He: "It's really amazing! Wow! Did you really make this boiled cabbage according to the steps? It smells so good! Teacher Fang, smell it."

Fangyuan: "I can smell it, the soup is very good."

"What is this?"

"Tamal, who ordered this?"

Ma Xiaoshu said: "I'm afraid there won't be enough dishes, so I made an extra dish by the way."

Fang Yuan smiled, young people nowadays really don't talk about martial arts, they know everything, it's hard to handle.

Let's talk about this Ma Xiaoshu, who is so popular, not to mention writing and singing songs, this is his special skill, not only writing for himself, but also made a girl group popular this summer.

Besides acting, he looks naive and dull, but he played one of the most outstanding roles in "Nobody Known", and he has a good reputation at the box office.

Finally, when it comes to cooking, I thought he was just cooking casually in "Gourmet in the Wild". After all, the conditions are quite limited, who knows that his cooking skills are quite superb.

I don't know how he practiced at such a young age.

Zhang Xingyi followed and greeted Ma Xiaoshu with a hug: "Brother Shu! Wow, I haven't seen you for another year. How are you?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "I'm fine, thank you."

Zhang Xingyi stopped talking, and didn't know what to say, because he was really not familiar with it.

A year ago, he could still shout a few words "Leading Chinese music to the world", but this year it withered, and Ma Xiaoshu has won the Grammy. It would be a bit stupid for him to shout this slogan again.

Cai Xiaokun has already won the Best Song Award at the Discourse Music Festival, can you believe it?
Then came Zhang Xiaofeng: "Brother Shu! Ah, so many dishes!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "What did you order?"

Zhang Xiaofeng took Sun Zuer's hand: "Is this Zuer? You ordered braised pig's trotters?"

Sun Zuer nodded: "Yes, I like to eat pig's trotters. In addition to braised pig's trotters, I also like to eat roasted pig's trotters, braised pig's trotters, pig's trotter soup, and sauce-flavored pig's trotters..."

"Ah ha ha……"

Zhang Xiaofeng can't keep up with the rhythm. Although everyone is a child star, there is still a big gap between people, especially the brain circuit gap.

For example, Sun Zuer asked her: "Are there any frogs in your fields?"

Zhang Xiaofeng: "Huh?"

Zu'er: "Or going to the field to catch loach is also good."

Zhang Xiaofeng smiled politely, 1 whys in his heart, why did he go to the fields to catch loaches?
Peng Youchang was different, he didn't come over to say hello, he went to wash his hands and face first, carried the bowls and chopsticks into the room, and was about to sit down, and looked at Ma Xiaoshu: "Brother Shu, hehehe..."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Eat, I'm hungry too."

Seven dishes and one soup can be said to be the most sumptuous meal at Mushroom House this season, or lunch, usually the lunch at Mushroom House is noodles.

Several people ate and chatted while eating.

Everyone is full of praise for Ma Xiaoshu's dishes:

"Wow! This boiled cabbage is amazing. It looks simple and unpretentious, but it is full of kung fu. The soup is mellow and elegant, but the cabbage is green in color, fragrant, and tender..."

"This double crisp is very good, the heat is very well controlled, it is very fragrant and crisp."

"I really like the mapo tofu made by Brother Shu. You can mix a bowl of rice with two scoops. Hehehe..."

"The fried pork with chili is so fragrant ~ my mother!"

"This fish-flavored shredded pork tastes better than the ones I ate in the hotel. Why?"

Sun Zuer said: "Because Ma Xiaoshu made it!"

Zhang Xiaofeng was speechless.

Zuer had already finished a bowl of rice, and handed the bowl to Ma Xiaoshu: "Thank you!"

Ma Xiaoshu firmly pressed a bowl of rice for him.

Fangyuan tried every single dish, and it was indeed very good. He asked, "Xiaoshu, you are not very old, why do you cook such a good dish? Did you learn cooking at university?"

He Jiyong: "No, he majored in mechanical engineering."

Ma Xiaoshu said: "My mother told me since I was a child that if I can't cook, I won't be able to marry a wife."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Your mother lied to you, right?"

"Laugh to death."

"So you learned to cook because of this?"

"real or fake?"

Everyone else is laughing.

Ma Xiaoshu is very serious: "In our side, it is really difficult to marry a wife if you don't know how to cook, don't you know? My father can marry my mother, in addition to being able to dance the robot dance, he can also be a good cook." Noodles, when I was a child, I followed my dad to make banquets for weddings and weddings. I learned to cook. In our southwestern F4, men cook, at least during New Years and holidays. Men don’t have a special dish If you don't, I'm ashamed to leave relatives."

Sun Zuer nodded: "Yes!"

He Jiyong: "What are you right? It seems like you know it, you northerner."

Zuer: "I just know."

Ma Xiaoshu was also surprised: "How do you know?"

Sun Zuer's cheeks were bulging, and he said, "You don't care how I know! I also know that in addition to cooking Sichuan cuisine, you can also cook fried lamb chops, hand-caught lamb, spicy lamb chops and steamed mutton naan."

Teacher He is very smart: "Gao Wen told you, right? Ma Xiaoshu worked hard to get a wife..."

To be honest, yes!
Although Ma Xiaoshu usually eats all of Gao Wen's horses, but in order to make her delicious ones, he also turned over a lot of recipes.

Sun Zuer did not deny that Gao Xiaoyang is really easy to fool, she will say whatever you ask her, and never lie: "Anyway, he can do everything, so you don't have to worry about not being able to marry a wife. Brother Peng Peng, you can cook ?"

Peng Youchang: "Puff cough cough cough..."

I was eating well, but this kind of injustice suddenly asked a sensitive topic, I don't have a girlfriend, is it because I can't cook?
Bullying honest people?

The male entertainers ate up quickly.

The one who ate the least was Zhang Xingyi, who didn't eat a single rice in order to keep fit.

The ones who ate the most were Ma Xiaoshu and Peng Youchang, each with four bowls of rice.

Zhang Xiaofeng only ate half a bowl of rice, and he still felt guilty about it.

Sun Zuer was different. She ate three bowls of rice in a row. The first bowl was made with pig’s trotter soup, the second bowl of rice with mapo tofu, and the third bowl of rice with fish-flavored shredded pork. It was delicious.

Zhang Xingyi couldn't help asking: "Zu'er, doesn't your company have any requirements on your body weight? Dare you eat like this?"

Zuer: "There is a request! But I don't comply."

He Jiyong: "Pfft... I am familiar with this sentence, I am too familiar with it, Brother Shu, what do you think?"

Ma Xiaoshu was full and was gnawing pig's trotters: "I think Zuer is good like this. You can eat as much as you want. Who stipulates that female artists must be skinny? That's abnormal aesthetics! A chubby like Zuer It's so cute!"

Sun Zuer picked up two pieces of tamales for himself: "Hey hey... low-key, low-key!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Why be low-key? To be a person is to be high-key. What do you want to eat, I will make it for you today."

Sun Zuer's eyeballs rolled, and he didn't hold his fart well.

Fang Yuan continued, "So you're the one who will be in charge tonight? How embarrassing, you're a guest, come cook for us, we... toast you!"

Everyone: "Toast to you!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "..."

Isn't this your routine?What kind of innocence are you pretending to be?
Ma Xiaoshu has been doing variety shows for so long, and Ma Xiaoshu also knows the market. Variety shows are about making troubles. Ma Xiaoshu came to Mushroom House to grab housing and cook. Everyone loved it.

Do not……

Ma Xiaoshu was suddenly a little unconvinced.

Why should I cook on your show?Didn't you guys come to my show to cook?

No!

I have to do a whore...

After the meal, Ma Xiaoshu fed the bone on the table to the dog, but the dog refused to eat it, so Ma Xiaoshu gave him a lesson, but he still ate it.

"Being a dog doesn't eat bones, I'm afraid you want to enter the casserole!"

H and O immediately gave it away, lying on the ground, gnawing on the bones of the pig's trotters, and wagging their tails at Ma Xiaoshu.

This two-legged beast is so fierce, I can't afford to mess with it!
What is this?
It was also in heat recently, Ma Xiaoshu didn't bring it, otherwise, greening H on the spot was also a routine operation.

After all, Laijoer is also a ferocious dog who has experienced survival in the wilderness.

Washing dishes is the job of the three juniors in Mushroom House.

He Jiyong, as usual, boiled water and made coffee.

Sun Zuer asked for a cup of bitter coffee. Seeing that Ma Xiaoshu didn't move, he added two yuan and half a carton of milk for him. This guy couldn't drink bitter coffee.

Ma Xiaoshu is going to cook in "Gourmet in the Wilderness", but the other party is an old fox who just doesn't follow the routine.

Although Ma Xiaoshu is very wretched, he is far from Fang Yuan's opponent.

In the end, Fang Yuan got annoyed by Ma Xiaoshu, and said: "I know Mr. He is going to your show, how about it, you write a song in Mushroom House like last year. If this new song can touch me, I will go, no , then let’s not talk about it, how about it?”

Who wants you to go? !

Rare!
Ma Xiaoshu's show is indeed a waste of guests, those who have been there don't want to go again, so Fang Yuan, who is fat and big-eared, can still win.

Besides, Teacher Fang and Teacher Sha Yi... right?
Great chemistry!

Ma Xiaoshu: "What song to write?"

Teacher He said: "Why don't you write a composition with a topic? Just like last year's competition, the program team gave keywords. Last year, he wrote "A Laugh from the Sea"! Teacher Fang, give me a topic?"

Fang Yuan rubbed her chin, lost in thought.

After a while, the old fox said: "Our program is called "The Fascinated Life", but it is actually the life of a farmer. It is ordinary, just...ordinary."

Ma Xiaoshu got up and walked into the house.

He Jiyong: "Brother Shu, what are you doing?"

He has a good relationship with Yangli, and now he also calls him Brother Shu.

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Take the guitar."

Soon, Ma Xiaoshu sat in the gazebo with the guitar in his arms, took a sip of the coffee with milk and sugar, um, that's the right taste.

Fang Yuan wondered, "Are you going to create or..."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Writing songs is all about having hands? Listen, this song is called "Ordinary Road"."

Fang Yuan and He Jiyong looked at each other, it's not fun to be so scary!
Both are foreign albums.

Ma Xiaoshu's inspiration is like a spring, and he can't stop it at all:
Wandering on the road, do you want to go via via
……

I've crossed mountains and seas and people
Everything I ever had is gone in a blink of an eye
I was disappointed and lost all directions

Until seeing ordinary is the only answer

……

"Go, go! Can't I go? I'll go with Teacher He when the time comes. Don't play tricks. If you want me to cook, I will do it."

Fang old fox also convinced.

I can't accept it, it's another original song that impresses him.

Speaking of which, even though he promised to be a guest star on Ma Xiaoshu's show for free, Mushroom House still made money. After all, Ma Xiaoshu's new song was released in Mushroom House.

He Jiyong also nodded frequently: "It sounds good, it sounds so good! Sometimes I really want to take your head off and see what kind of structure is inside!"

Sun Zuer drank bitter coffee and listened to the song, smiling all over his face.

In the kitchen, the three young men who were washing the dishes looked into the yard one after another.

Zhang Xiaofeng looked shocked: "Wow! I feel that Brother Shu is glowing all over, he is simply amazing! So you wrote a new song?"

Peng Youchang said: "You were not there when he came last season, and he was leaving when you came, so you didn't know that he hadn't made his debut last year, and he wrote two original songs in Mushroom House. Gods block and kill gods and Buddhas block and kill Buddhas!"

Zhang Xiaofeng: "I watched the later program, it was really scary."

Peng Youchang looked at Zhang Xingyi: "Are you amazing?"

Zhang Xingyi was slightly embarrassed: "Amazing! His originality is indeed very powerful. Lu Han even praised him as not human, hahaha..."

Lu Han and Ma Xiaoshu's duet "Love in BC" has become a masterpiece, but unfortunately my brother Zhang has no masterpiece.

He wanted to play a song with Ma Xiaoshu, but he was embarrassed, after all, he was also an original singer himself.

In the pavilion, Ma Xiaoshu plucked the strings after singing the new song.

He Jiyong turned his finger on Zuer: "Little Zuer, do you still eat?"

Sun Zuer was gnawing on the chicken legs in the boiled cabbage soup: "It's not that I want to eat, but the two dogs want to eat bones, so I'll give them two."

Fang Yuan Yile: "That's a good excuse!"

Teacher He: "Mr. Fang, do you know? Although Zuer is young, she is a very thoughtful girl. She tells people everywhere on the show that she is going to have a baby. Pfft... Unfortunately, she doesn't even have a boyfriend."

Fang Yuan: "What kind of boys does Zuer like? Let me introduce to you, there are many handsome guys in Beiying."

Didn't even Zhang Xiaofeng get involved?
Sun Zuer shook his head: "I will take the exam next year in Beijing Film Academy. Then I will go in and look for it myself. I want to be tall, handsome, gentle and refined, and better at playing golf!"

This standard is actually normal.

Who knows, Ma Xiaoshu said: "It's useless to be handsome, the key is to treat you well."

Sun Zuer: "I like handsome ones, and the children born are good-looking!"

"shallow!"

Ma Xiaoshu played the guitar again.

Zuer: "I'm only 17 years old, shouldn't I be superficial? I don't look for good-looking ones, should I find someone as ugly as you?"

The atmosphere suddenly froze.

No one dared to call Ma Xiaoshu ugly to his face.

He Jiyong was about to smooth things over, when Ma Xiaoshu said, "You're so fat, it's no wonder a handsome guy likes you!"

Sun Zuer: "Who do you look down on? Oh~"

Ma Xiaoshu twisted the soft flesh on her cheek, it was a big lump, and the soft feeling was quite good.

He Jiyong smiled and said, "It's not like you two have only met twice..."

Fang Yuan was stunned: "What? They have only met twice? Impossible!"

Ma Xiaoshu immediately let go, and belatedly realized that his behavior was a bit too much. For this recording program, as a person with a girlfriend, it is inappropriate to twist someone's face like this...

But for some reason, after arriving at the Mushroom House, he became very close to Zuer subconsciously.

Take a nap?
Mushroom House has this tradition.

But Ma Xiaoshu never takes a nap. He plays a guitar in his arms, and occasionally hums a few nice songs. Who can sleep?

So, He Jiyong arranged a job for Ma Xiaoshu - to make a single bed.

Ma Xiaoshu put down the guitar and came to the tool room.

Everyone can finally take a peaceful nap.

Ma Xiaoshu's woodwork is still of a very high standard, he finished the wooden bed in half an hour, and then pulled all four male guests up to appreciate his work, a group of people were sleepy and full of resentment.

The girls' dormitory where Zuer and Zhang Xiaofeng slept was not disturbed by Ma Xiaoshu.

In the afternoon, everyone was divided into three groups to perform different tasks. The senior group of Mushroom House was still fishing, the young group of Mushroom House was a group of three, and Ma Xiaoshu and Sun Zuer were in a group of planting trees.

There is not much farm work in the mushroom house this season, just planting trees and exchanging saplings for money.

Zhang Xingyi is not very good at working. Normally, he would definitely show off his talents by performing a singing and dancing show. It is called to increase the effect of the show, but it is actually stealing the show.

But today he didn't dare, because Ma Xiaoshu, the original master, was there, and he didn't want to lose face, so he could only work in silence.

Peng Youchang is also an unreliable guy. When he works, he is always half-hearted, either pretending to be handsome or acting weird.

In contrast, the well-recognized sand sculpture horse tree is very serious in its work, isn't it just planting small trees?
What a simple matter, my name is Xiaoshu.

Therefore, Sun Zuer didn't need to work at all. He rolled up his trouser legs and jumped around to catch frogs. After a while... his face was covered with mud, but he didn't catch the frogs.

This is also reasonable, after all, Zuer's limbs are not coordinated.

state!
Zuer is also very smart. She learned how to use tools, and took a shovel to knock on the frogs, one by one.

"Hey hey... Let you jump, jump, keep jumping!"

In the distance, Zhang Xiaofeng, who was supporting the sapling, looked dissatisfied, why can she play while I have to work?I have two older brothers, and she has only one older brother. As expected, my two older brothers are unreliable!

Bang Bang Bang!
After knocking a few small frogs, Zuer happily picked up the frogs and packed them in his sweater pocket.

Zhang Xiaofeng finally got some free time, walked over and said, "Zu Er, why are you knocking on the frogs? Did you kill them?"

Sun Zuer pinched a frog and said, "Fry it tonight!"

Zhang Xiaofeng was startled: "How can you eat frogs? Isn't this too cruel?"

Ma Xiaoshu came over and said, "Zu Er, what are you doing? Let the frog go quickly, do you know that it is against the law to catch a small frog? Let me go!"

Zuer pouted, and took out one by one from his pocket.

There were six frogs in all, four of them were unconscious, and only two were limping around.

Ma Xiaoshu said seriously: "Do you know how to care for small animals? Frogs eat pests, how can they eat frogs? Do you know that you should learn from them in the future?"

Zuer: "Oh..."

Unwilling, she has never eaten a small frog, but...

Zhang Xiaofeng nodded, that's right, how can such an elegant program like "A Longing for Life" eat little frogs?
Ma Xiaoshu gave Sun Zuer a few more words, and asked the camera teacher next to him: "Have you finished the filming? The main point is that Zuer knows how to return when he is lost, and releases the little frogs on his own initiative. Only the two that can jump and jump will be photographed, and the dead ones will not be photographed." .Yes! Please pay attention to the teacher in the later stage, don’t cut the next picture.”

The camera teachers were stunned: "??"

Zhang Xiaofeng was also confused: "What are you doing?"

Ma Xiaoshu's movements were as fast as lightning, swish, swish... the six frogs were pinched by Ma Xiaoshu again, and stuffed into the pocket of Zuer's sweater.

"Catch more! I'll fry it for you tonight!"

Just now, Sun Zuer was pouted with a grievance on his face, but at this moment, love bloomed on his round face like a flower: "Really? Ma Xiaoshu, you finally did something human! Hehehe..."

This guy jumped up and down, and then knocked on the frog with a shovel, sneaking around.

Ma Xiaoshu grinned and laughed: "The road is not stable, and I went to shoot the frog. Have you never eaten a small frog in this life?"

Zu'er wobbled and staggered, ran around in the field yelling and chasing down the frogs, all the height-enhancing insoles ran out, but he didn't catch a few frogs.

Fortunately, Ma Xiaoshu did the job quickly, and he only spent an hour planting the same thirty trees.

As for Zhang Xingyi and Peng Youchang, only eight trees were planted.

I can't stand the barrage:

"Brother Shu is too slippery at work, isn't he?"

"Babies from rural areas are just different, and there is no harm without comparison!"

"Come on Xingyi!"

"Farewell? Brother Zhang is really bad at work, he might as well be better than Peng Peng."

"Is it serious to hit a frog with a shovel?"

"Hush! She has been released."

"Ma Xiaoshu would be quite handsome if he wasn't ugly."

"Why do I think this grandson is out of his mind?"

"Brother tree is it finished?"

"Just kidding, brother tree, can you not slip away while planting trees?"

"Brother Tree: Compared with killing crocodiles, planting trees is too simple."

After planting the tree, Ma Xiaoshu directly called the cameraman to go back to rest, and he was going to catch the little frog.After all, with Sun Zuer's nearly half-disabled body to catch small frogs, he couldn't catch many frogs in a day and a night, so Brother Shu had to do it himself.

Without it, the little frog is just delicious.

suck...

Ma Xiaoshu caught more than 30 of them in just eight hours, and they were all quite fat, and the ones that were not fat were released. When they went to join Zuer, the girl also caught eleven of them, and they were all beaten to death. not fresh enough...

Sun Zuer Qiqi Ai Ai: "Ma Xiaoshu, so many little frogs, at night, hehehe..."

Ma Xiaoshu smiled: "Stir fry the little frog!"

Zuer's eyeballs are all bright, and sure enough, we are the same kind, tacitly.

(Here comes the [-]-character chapter!)
(End of this chapter)