My life has a narration

Chapter 1 This mushroom is poisonous
In early summer, Jiangcheng City.

The dark sky gave people a sense of oppression, and there was a sultry heat in the air.

Su Qing's face was pale, her legs were trembling and she was sitting on the toilet, her hands were tightly clutching a roll of toilet paper, and with a clatter, she lost a part of herself in the white waiting.

"Poisonous woman!"

"This is poisoning, I want to call the police!" Su Qing said through gritted teeth.

He has been sitting on the toilet for more than two hours, but the pain in his abdomen has not disappeared in the slightest. The most important thing is that he is about to collapse, and he feels like he is in the toilet and has lost contact.

Su Qing is a college student who has just graduated for less than a year. She has a mediocre education and can’t find a job that makes her happy (more money, less work, closer to home, higher position, less responsibility), so she chooses to be a video blogger. , I want to become a million-dollar Internet celebrity and an ordinary person who will achieve financial freedom from now on.

But Naihe has limited talent and has been in a tepid state. Fortunately, short videos have emerged in the past two years. Even if his number of fans is still far from one million, he can still support himself. After all, he sometimes eats one meal a day. meal.

And the reason why he is like this is because a fan from Yunnan in the background said that he would send him some local products. As a tepid little blogger, this is still very exciting, not to mention that he is a female fan after reading the information , so he happily sent his address over.

And that afternoon, the courier delivered a pack of homemade packaged Yunnan mushrooms, and without even thinking about it, he started cooking and cooking oil. He even planned to make a video and make a food video to change his style.

The result was obvious. He developed diarrhea within 10 minutes after eating, and the diarrhea did not stop for two hours.

At this point, no matter how stupid he is, he still knows that there is something wrong with the shiitake mushroom, which reminds him of a song:
Red umbrellas, white poles, lying on the board after eating.

Lying on the board, buried in the mountains, relatives and friends all come to eat.

His father told him that the last thing to be messed with in this society is a woman. Once he provokes a woman, it will be big enough to cause death, small enough to cause death, and he can't run away anyway. Only now Su Qing knows why his father every time Gathering with old friends who haven't seen each other for many years, always say "regret having a wife" when parting

Fortunately, apart from diarrhea, he doesn't have any other adverse reactions, but even so, he feels that he can't hold on anymore.

After thinking about it, Su Qing decided to call for help.

Doodle
The phone rang twice and was connected. Seeing this, Su Qing hurriedly said: "Old A medicine. Medicine."

"Chuck's trouble?" The person on the other side of the phone answered with some doubts.

Su Qing:.
"Master, please help me, go to the pharmacy and bring me a box of diarrhea, I'm about to die!"

Hearing this, the person on the other end of the phone was silent for a while, and then responded: "I can't do it? I'll take two hundred!"

Su Qing: "Stop talking nonsense, please wash your feet."

"Qingzi, it's not that I don't want to go, but that my girlfriend's birthday is today, so there's nothing I can do!" said the other end of the phone.

Hearing this, Su Qing, who was sitting on the toilet, couldn't help but rolled her eyes: "Are you sick, what birthday is the inflatable, and the date of production?"

"Hey, are you talking? Hello?"

The only response to him was a busy tone.

"Depend on!!"

Sure enough, being a brother, in my heart, I can't get through the phone if something happens.

Fortunately, after sitting for another half an hour, the symptoms of diarrhea were significantly relieved, which made him walk out of the bathroom tremblingly.

What followed was a burst of dizziness and weakness, but Su Qing didn't care about it, thinking it was a normal phenomenon of diarrhea.

He stuck his head on the bed, and then the sky turned around. In his dream, he dreamed that poisonous mushrooms were growing all over his body, and then the whole world was shattering.

When he woke up again, it was already the next morning. At this time, Su Qing's eyes were dull, like a pool of stagnant water. Only after a long time of sluggish eyes regained their spirits, said softly:

"If I don't avenge this revenge, I swear I won't be a human being!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a voice suddenly sounded in his head.

[Morning is coming, everything is recovering, and it is the season for animals to mate]

[The old Wang next door is going to deliberately stimulate the single dog of his neighbor to make a mockery]

The voice is slow, deep and magnetic.

But at this moment, Su Qing looked around in horror:

"Who? Who's talking?"

The voice had no direction and appeared directly in his mind.

As soon as the voice fell, there was a rhythmic banging sound from the wall beside the bed. Because the neighborhood he lived in was relatively old, the sound insulation was not very good, and some strange sounds could even be heard.

Su Qing: Σ(°△°

His question was not answered, and after 2 minutes, even the next door stopped.

"Illusion, haha, it must be an illusion, I must not wake up." Su Qing patted his face, trying to wake himself up.

Thinking of this, he hurriedly searched for his phone, trying to find the female fan to question, but immediately he found that he was blocked.

"Absconding in fear of crime? Not at all!"

At this moment, Su Qing was wondering if he had offended someone recently, and why someone came to poison him.

Since he had no idea, he could only admit that he was unlucky, and went to the kitchen, preparing to heat up the leftover food from yesterday.

But at this moment, the magnetic voice just now appeared in his mind.

[High-end ingredients only need the simplest cooking method. The food in front of you has deteriorated after a night of fermentation. You can experience the speed of the hospital network in 10 minutes after eating it]

Su Qing: O__O
This time he was very sure that he did hear someone talking, and it was definitely not a hallucination.

"Who? Who?"

Su Qing frightened back and forth to search for the source of the sound, but searched the whole room to no avail.

Looking at the leftover food from yesterday, he couldn't help recalling the sound he heard just now. After thinking for a long time, he threw it away. After all, yesterday's diarrhea made him feel terrified, and he couldn't get food poisoning anymore.

【The spoiled food has been destroyed】

[Old Wang next door was kicked out of the house by his spouse because of poor mating performance, so he has a grudge against you and will kick your door in retaliation]

The voice in his head sounded again, and the voice was calm. This time, Su Qing was really scared. After all, anyone who encounters such a strange thing will be subconsciously afraid.

But in the next second, there was only a muffled bang, and the door of the living room was shaking.

At this moment, Su Qing couldn't help but widen her eyes. Someone really kicked the door of her room?how can that be?

Thinking of this, he opened the door with a stride, but only saw a white figure flash past.

Even if it was just from the back, Su Qing was sure that the man was his neighbor. So far, he did not chase after him. Instead, he closed the door, leaned his back against the door, and clutched his chest tightly with one hand, feeling lingering fear. said softly:
"Nimma, this poisonous mushroom is too powerful!"

　It's the first time to write a book, it's not easy!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)