My life has a narration

Chapter 2 When Life Has Narration

Having experienced this door-kicking incident, no matter how dull he is, he still knows that what happened to him at this time is extraordinary.

The voice in his head is reminding him of his life in the form of narration, or what is about to happen, or giving corresponding reminders when he makes a certain choice.

Although he also fantasized that one day he would get a golden finger like the protagonist of the novel and reach the pinnacle of life, but when it really happened to him, he still couldn't believe it.

He turned his head to look at the overnight meal that he threw away in the kitchen. If he hadn't chosen to believe it and ate it, he might really be on his way to the hospital now.

"Grandma, am I blessed by the heavens, or have I eaten too many poisonous mushrooms?"

That's right, he blamed the poisonous mushroom he ate by mistake last night for the narration that appeared in his mind, after all, there was only one accident recently.

Rubbing her head, Su Qing came to the computer in the living room, turned on the computer skillfully, and then began to search on Baidu for possible symptoms of eating poisonous mushrooms.

But after searching for a long time, he couldn't find similar symptoms, and even if he went to the hospital for an examination, he couldn't say that he could hear the 'narration' right now. If that was the case, it would be easy to be regarded as mental illness.

If the authenticity of the narration is confirmed, then he may be arrested for research, and he doesn't want to be a guinea pig.

'There's a little frog in the happy pond, it dances like it's possessed by a prince'

At this moment, the phone on the side rang, and when I picked it up, I found that it was Lafayette at home. Su Qing hurriedly connected:
"Hello Mom"

"Yo, you're still alive!" said a voice from the other end of the phone.

Su Qing: -_-|||
"Mom, it's only been half a month. I'm not a child anymore."

"Okay, okay, come back at noon, and have dinner together in the evening."

Hearing this, thinking about her current situation, Su Qing thought for a while and replied: "Mom, I have something to do, so I might not be able to go back!"

"I'm not asking for your opinion, I'm just telling you, I hope you don't know how to praise!"

Su Qing: Σ(°△ °
"No, Mom, where did you learn all this?"

Immediately he heard a sentence that broke him down:

"What do you care about your mother? Pu Xinnan, really bow down!"

After finishing speaking, a busy tone came out of the phone, leaving Su Qing sitting alone in front of the computer in a mess.

He knew before that his mother had been rebellious for a long time, but he didn't expect that with the development of the Internet, it would become more and more violent. The Internet poisoning is not shallow.

Thinking of this, he felt that as a son, he still had to take care of the elderly in the family. After all, if things went on like this, his mother would be rejuvenated.

So far, he actually understands why his father "regrets having a wife" every day, and it's really hard for him to bear it for so many years.

Looking at the phone, she found that it was almost noon, so Su Qing hurriedly packed her things and prepared to go home.

[The bus of Line 106 will arrive at the station in 5 minutes, please get ready for the passengers who want to get on the bus]

The moment he made the decision to go home, the narration in his mind reappeared, and the voice was still full of magnetism.

After experiencing the previous incidents, this time Su Qing was actually a little excited. Although his ability is a little bit useless, it is better than nothing. As long as he uses it reasonably, he believes that he can still reach the pinnacle of life.

Thinking of this, he quickly packed up his things and ran towards the bus stop outside the community.

Checking the time, 5 minutes later, bus No. 106 arrived as scheduled. At this moment, Su Qing was ecstatic. Sure enough, at this moment, he once again confirmed the authenticity of the narration in his head.

Four or ten minutes later, the bus stopped at the Jiangming community bus station, and Su Qing also got off the bus. Looking at the familiar community in front of him, he couldn't help but feel relieved.

"Isn't this the boy from the Su family? He's back!" At this moment, a woman with a round figure walked towards him. It was Aunt Li, the vice chairman of the community's square dance organization committee.

"It's Aunt Li, that's okay, go home and have a look, is this you?" Su Qing hurriedly replied.

Aunt Li: "I'm going out to buy groceries, and my son brings his girlfriend back at night, so I don't have to express it."

【The face-saving Aunt Li is lying. Her son doesn't have a girlfriend at all. It's just because her son is old and afraid of outsiders' gossip. 】

The witty narration comes at just the right time.

Su Qing was speechless for a while. He really couldn't understand the thoughts of these old people. It's not a big deal to be unmarried at [-]. As for such a cover-up?

"Well, Brother Qiang, the happy event is approaching, and you are going to have a grandson!" Su Qing laughed.

"It's still early, I haven't written my horoscope yet" [Although Aunt Li was laughing, she was poked at a pain point. His son has gone on seven blind dates this year without success]

Aunt Li's words and the narration almost appeared together, which made Su Qing feel like opening the perspective of God.

"By the way, I heard from your mother that you haven't found a job yet? It's been almost a year since you graduated, so we can't be high-minded." Aunt Li continued to ask.

[Aunt Li's son is an elementary school teacher with a stable job, so he intentionally brought up this topic in order to find a sense of superiority. 】

Su Qing:.
There is no sense of superiority in this, he is not sister Li.

As everyone knows, in the eyes of the old man, apart from running his own business as a boss, he has no career program. Civil servants are good jobs.

"That's for sure. I have a job but it's unstable. I can't compare with Brother Qiang's teacher." Su Qing smiled.

Aunt Li is still a nice person, but she is a little bit concerned about face. Naturally, he would not care about an old man, so he just let it go.

Hearing this, Aunt Li immediately beamed with joy: "That's true, although my Qiangzi's salary is a little less, but his job is stable, and he also pays social security, five insurances and one housing fund."

[Language with high EQ will make you feel like a fish in water when interacting with others. The vanity of Aunt Li in front of you has been greatly satisfied, and you have gained great favor from her. 】

Seeing this, Su Qing smiled helplessly. Compared to his neighbor, Aunt Li's carelessness was simply negligible.

"All right, Aunt Li, I'll go back first, you're busy!"

"Okay, okay, come to Aunt Li's house for dinner when you have time."

"It's done!"

This is one of the reasons why he likes to rent a house outside. If he lived at home, gossip would have been flying everywhere.

After separating from Aunt Li, Su Qing went straight home.

"Mom, I'm back!"

Su Qing pushed open the door of the living room and shouted inside while changing her shoes.

"Shout, shout, your mother's ears are still good."

After saying that, a woman in loose pajamas with cucumber slices on her face came out of the bedroom. It was his mother Zhou Hui.

Even at the age of five, but the body is not out of shape, still walking with style, probably because of not worrying, it is simply a good mentality.

"Today's Saturday, where are my dad and Rhubarb?" Su Qing asked as he entered the room and sat down on the sofa.

Rhubarb is a golden retriever raised by his family. He is very humane. He can usually help his mother pick up a courier or something.

It can be said that when his mother is at home, it is really a dog that makes her three points.

"Your dad took it to go fishing with your Uncle Li. I don't know what the meaning is. Eight out of ten times he came back empty-handed. People are addicted to vegetables."

Regarding this, Su Qing could only laugh dryly, not daring to answer.

"Why are you laughing, saying he didn't talk about you? Get up, and hang up that portrait of the God of Wealth for me!" Zhou Hui kicked her son, pointed to the portrait of the God of Wealth on the dining table, and then sat down on the sofa.

In desperation, Su Qing had no choice but to get up, picked up the portrait and came to a porch where a statue of the old moon was placed on it.

"Mom, are you still worshiping Yuelao? Could it be that you are asking for marriage for my son?"

As soon as the words fell, a sneer came: "Heh, you deserve it too?"

"Just like you, you don't even have a serious job. No girl can fall in love with you unless she's blind."

"I begged for Rhubarb. My son can't be counted on, isn't there a dog?"

Su Qing: "."

"Mom, Rhubarb has been sterilized long ago"

Zhou Hui: .
"So it's changed, the family is important, don't raise the idle spirit!"

Su Qing:.
(End of this chapter)