My life has a narration

Chapter 5 'The Happy Family'

Driving a car where he didn't have to worry about the gas price, Su Qing took Su He for a big circle outside, and had a meal by the way.

It was already four o'clock in the afternoon when the two returned to the community, and they parked the car in their own parking space. Su Qing touched the steering wheel in his hand and felt a little reluctant to part. The new car was comfortable to drive. I have to say that he wanted to buy a car, so Short of funds.

"What are you thinking bro, let's go, I really like you to talk to Dad, maybe he will buy it for you." Su He stood outside the car and said seriously.

Usually, Su He is quite normal, and only shows his contrived side on certain occasions, and most of them are aimed at him.

[The delicate and contrived younger sister seems to be thinking about you, but in fact she wants to watch you joke and avenge you just now. 】

The magnetic narration sounded again, directly exposing Su He's little Jiujiu.

Su Qing: -_-|||
He always thought that he and Su He must have been enemies in the previous life, if not, why would he use such a trick to plot against him.

Obviously, I agreed to go, and sure enough, the last person I can't offend is a woman.

He can imagine the scene when he and his family mentioned buying a car. His mother, Zhou Hui, must be the first to object, "Why do you want to buy a car without a serious job? Do you think I look like a car!"

And his father, hehe~ has been manipulated by his mother all his life, how could he object, that old man is a spoiled wife madman, he is very old, the second child in the family is about to go to college, and he is still like the young man now Same, make some small gifts from time to time, a little romance, but that's the only fucking way to eat.

As for Su He, he is a shit-stirring stick. As long as he mentions it, he may be ridiculed inhumanly, so he still can't say it.

"Okay, shut up, put away your little thoughts, no conspiracy can escape your brother and my eyes." Su Qing got out of the car and said with a look of seeing through.

"Brother, where are your eyes? My sister can't see it!"

Su Qing: "Get lost!"

Although he is not the kind of handsome guy who is so handsome that he is so handsome, but he still inherited some of the genes of the old Su family. He can be regarded as handsome when he walks in the crowd, but in the eyes of his sister Su He, he is just a dick. And it's still ugly.

Of course, his opinion of Su He is also the same. In what Su He said to his classmates, my brother thinks I'm ugly, and I think my brother is a dog.

There are no adults at home, and the two brothers and sisters are quite comfortable at home: "Brother, are you staying at home today?"

"It should be. Mom said we will have dinner together tonight."

"But I see Rhubarb's dog is in your room."

Su Qing:.
Hearing this, Su Qing hurried back to the house and saw Rhubarb's nest. Unexpectedly, there was no such thing when I came back last time. There is no room for him at home now. His family members can see generally.

"Woof~~woo~~woof"

At this moment, a dog barked from outside the living room door, accompanied by the sound of the door opening.

"Rhubarb, oh, don't make trouble!" Su He's cheerful voice came from the living room.

When Su Qing came out of the room, she was watching her own rhubarb turning into a licking dog, wagging its tail around Su He, and pounced on her vigorously.

"My daughter is back, where's your mother?"

While talking, a middle-aged man wearing a sun hat, carrying a plastic bucket, and wearing a T-shirt and shorts walked in. It was Su Hongye, the head of the old Su family.

I have to say that although his father is getting old now, he is a bit old and discolored, but he works as a university teacher, and he still has a good temperament. College Students.

Coupled with the blessing of a college student's status, they were very popular back then. It can be said that he and Su He were able to be born because his father was blinded by beauty back then. After all, his mother seemed to have nothing but beauty.

"My mother went to clean up Gotham City," Su Qing said.

Su Hongye:? ? ?

"What are you doing back here, and what nonsense are you talking about.

Su Qing:.
After all, it was not unreasonable for him to suspect that he was not his own.

Look, is that what a father can say?There are no parents who don't want their children to go home, but Su Hongye and Zhou Hui are the exceptions.

After all, now that the children are grown up, the daughter usually stays, and Su Qing also rents a house by herself. The two of them are not to mention how comfortable they are at home, and they are happy not to think about leaving.

"My mother said it herself, she wants to create order out of chaos," Su Qing said helplessly, spreading her hands.

"Dad, my brother said that Mom is going to play cards."

Regarding this, Su Hongye couldn't help giving him a blank look, and then put down the plastic bucket in his hand: "What I said, look, what did Dad get today?"

"Let your mother say that I have a big food addiction!"

Hearing this, the brother and sister could not help but look forward to the plastic bucket, where there were two big silver carp.

"Wow~~ Dad, you actually caught such a big fish. Is there any fish to eat at night?" Su He quickly made a gesture of admiration, and Su Qing couldn't help but roll his eyes at this, flattering him.

"That's natural. Today, your Uncle Li and I found a wild river that no one had found, and we gained a lot. Let your mother see our strength." Su Hongye patted his chest with a watery expression.

【The father who wants to be strong in his life is lying. In fact, he bought the fish from the supermarket, just to show off in front of his wife, but one lie needs countless lies to make up. 】

"Dad, before my mother comes back, be careful," Su Qing advised.

"What's wrong with your mother coming back? I'm still afraid of her?"

Su Qing: -_-|||
He just said that there are no normal people in his family, such as a rebellious mother, a strong father, a hypocritical younger sister, and even the only dog ​​in the family is a licking dog. a normal person.

Then he bowed his head: "Dahuang, who told you to move into my house? Since I am one of the shit shoveling officers, I am also an officer, and I am a stick anyway. You can't rebel if you want to."

In this regard, Da Huang raised his head and glanced at him, then turned his head silently and gave him a blank look, and then turned to Su He: "Woo~~"

[Rhubarb, who doesn’t think he’s a dog, doesn’t care about your words at all, and even wants to drive you out of the house and occupy your bedroom]

Su Qing: Σ(°△ °
Fuck, this narration can even be analyzed by a dog, cow, and at the same time he was shocked that Rhubarb, who usually seems to be licking dogs without a doubt, actually wanted to drive him out of the house.

"Hey, I have a bad temper," Su Qing rolled up her sleeves and was about to rub the dog's head angrily.

"Brother, you are bullying Rhubarb again." Su He protected Rhubarb.

But before he could speak, the living room door opened again: "Stinky boy, I saw you playing rhubarb just now!"

While talking, Zhou Hui walked into the living room with a gloomy expression, and it was obvious that she had lost the card game.

"I'm back, Mom, I didn't hit it, I just wanted to ask about my bedroom." Su Qing asked weakly.

But in the next second, Da Huang raised one leg and limped towards his mother Zhou Hui, whimpering while running: "Woo~~"

Sansu: .
Pretend to be lame, this dog has become a genius, and he will still frame him.

"Su Qing, you still said you didn't use rhubarb?"

"Mom, I really don't know martial arts, bah, I really don't, it slanders me, it slanders me!" Su Qing shouted, pointing at Rhubarb who was pretending to be lame.

"Slander? Heh~ I lost a hundred and thirty because of your crow's mouth today, and now you still have the guts to beat a dog? Rhubarb's legs are lame, and you still quibble!" Zhou Hui stared.

I have to say, he really wants to download an anti-fraud app for his mother now, but it can be tricked by a dog, is that okay?

"Mom, my brother didn't hit rhubarb, he just kicked it lightly." Su He saw the needle.

Su Qing was shocked by this: "You"

"Dad, tell me the truth."

Su Hongye: "Er son, how can you curse your mother for losing money, I am very disappointed in you!"

Su Qing: (￣口￣)! !
(End of this chapter)