My life has a narration
Chapter 6 The King of Licking Kings, Old A
Chapter 6 The King of Licking Kings, Old A
There are four people in the family, one dog, and they all target him. I have to say that he is very disappointed in this family.
It doesn't matter if you don't come back to this home.
That's right, Su Qing ran away, but I still drove. Not only did I drive your car, I didn't refuel, just for fun.
Driving Lao Su's beloved car for a leisurely ride, he must not be able to eat dinner at night, but fortunately he still has a spare tire.
Looking at the news in the mobile phone, the corners of Su Qing's mouth slightly raised, and then tapped the accelerator.
An hour and a half later, he came to the gate of a science and technology university in the suburbs of Dongcheng, which was also his former university.
That's right, he has been living in Jiangcheng since he was a child, from elementary school to university, and even now he has never thought of leaving for work. Fortunately, Jiangcheng is still relatively developed.
After parking the car, he skillfully came to a food stall at the back gate of the university.
He found a vacant seat and sat down, ordered something casually, took out his mobile phone, and called old A.
Doodle
"Hey old A, where are you? I'm already here, the old place." Su Qing said.
He had already sent a message to old A when he just came out of the house. This place is very close to the other party's residence, and it takes more than ten minutes to walk there. It is outrageous that he arrived first.
"On the way here" came the old A's voice on the phone.
"Where is the road?"
"Oh, I'll be right there."
Hearing this, Su Qing couldn't help but rolled her eyes and asked, "I'm asking where you have been?"
This time, the other end of the phone was silent for a while before replying: "Triangle grass"
"Where is the triangle grass? Never heard of it?"
"Down Road Triangle Grass"
Su Qing:.
"I'll go to you @##¥%..."
He knew this product was unreliable, so he notified him an hour and a half in advance, but he never expected that he still underestimated the other party.
"I'll give you 10 minutes. If I don't see you after 10 minutes, believe it or not, I can make you lie on the triangle grass forever." After speaking, Su Qing hung up the phone.
This is the late stage of procrastination, and you will never make progress without any pressure.
Sure enough, less than 10 minutes after he hung up the phone, a tall and strong man in a white T-shirt, loose shorts, and slippers on his feet ran over, panting.
"Come here."
It was the brother who slept on his upper bunk in high school, old A
Old A, whose real name is Wang Xing, was "arrested" by the police on the spot because he copied the ID number of a wanted A-level criminal on a telephone pole to go online in a black Internet cafe when he was in junior high school.
Until now, he still remembers the scene in the black Internet cafe. The policemen looked excited to disappointed. Thinking about it now, they might have thought about how to celebrate, but you showed me this?
In the end, these minors were educated on the spot, and the black Internet cafe was punished and ended hastily.
"Why, don't you celebrate your inflatable girlfriend's birthday?" Su Qing asked angrily.
Even thinking about it now, he is still angry.
"Hey, brothers, why are you talking about this? I worked overtime at the company yesterday, and I really couldn't leave. Qingzi, you know me. I'm the most loyal person. So what, your stomach." Wang Xing changed the subject.
[Friends and goddesses always have to choose one, but Wang Xing chose the latter, friends can have diarrhea, but goddesses must not be hungry, the king of licking dogs, even if everyone criticizes him, he is still fearless. 】
Su Qing: O__O “…
The deep, slow and magnetic narration appeared again. Although it was only a few sentences, it was pertinent.
That's right, Wang Xing is a licking dog, but he himself doesn't feel that way, instead he enjoys it.
The two went to the same university and the same major. Wang Xing fell in love with a girl of the same class when he was a freshman. From freshman to senior year, her boyfriend changed several times, and it was not his turn.
I didn't expect that after graduation, I was still licking.
The most disgusting thing is that this woman never refuses red envelope gifts, but she is not dating you. Anyone with a discerning eye can know what kind of woman that woman is, but he can't tell.
"Make it up, keep making it up, how about it, braving the heavy rain to bring her meals, did your goddess thank you and say that you are a good person?" Su Qing said strangely.
Hearing this, Wang Xing's eyes widened immediately: "Fuck, how do you know that you are on the surveillance camera at my house?"
"I'm still very accurate in predicting dog licking behavior. It rained yesterday, but if you have a valid reason, you won't be in a hurry to hang up the phone." Su Qingma pretended to analyze it in hindsight, which was reasonable.
Regarding the narration, he is still not going to tell others. After all, if others believe it or not, he will easily be regarded as mentally ill.
Hearing this, Wang Xing scratched his head and said with a smirk: "It was raining yesterday, I looked at Mengting's Moments, and she said she wanted to eat boiled fish near my house, so the opportunity came, hehe."
Su Qing:.
"Hey, my uncle, I was about to die yesterday, you still have the heart to lick the dog, and, even if you like to eat near your house, what's the point of ordering takeaway, it's obviously intentional."
"Qingzi, Mengting is not that kind of person."
Su Qing: "I can do it. I'm just curious. We are both primates, and we are all little angels who suddenly appeared in the world. Why did you shame yourself all the way?"
"Others may clear the level directly in three days, how did you manage to not even take the mission after four or five years?"
"Brains eaten by zombies?"
What he said is absolutely not nonsense, but for a normal person, it has been four or five years, even if he is not successful, at least he needs to have a longer memory, but Wang Xing is not, his dog licking skills are getting more and more perfect, but his IQ is not. rise.
"What's this called? I'm making friends with her first, and then I'll make a move. You can see for yourself, which of her boyfriends has been with her for more than half a year. Only I have been strong for so many years." Wang Xing explained.
Su Qing: -_-|||
Cherish life and stay away from licking dogs.
"Okay, let's change the subject, how's work going?" Su Qing said, he was afraid that he would be full before eating like this.
"You fool around, you won't starve to death if you can't hold on," Wang Xing replied while eating.
Su Qing: "Is there any plan for the future? I'm not used to the workplace, so I plan to make another breakthrough in the short video industry."
In this regard, Wang Xing spread his hands and replied very simply: "No."
"It can't swing well, it can't win when it's rolled, it can't be flat when it's lying down, and it's confusing."
"Didn't you think of working hard, and then raising your salary?" Su Qing continued. After all, he worked hard every day editing videos, and seeing his good brother so leisurely, he felt unbalanced.
Hearing this, Wang Xing sneered and said, "As long as I don't work hard, the boss will not be able to live the life he wants."
Su Qing: ( ̄口 ̄)! !
"Then your boss is very pitiful. I met you as a stumbling block on the way to start a business."
Wang Xingwen said quite proudly: "That's natural, we have to let him understand that the road to starting a business is not easy. During the interview, we agreed to help him build a world, but nothing has been realized until now. We draw cakes for each other and eat separately. full."
Regarding this, Su Qing didn't want to complain anymore, don't turn her head and don't want to look at him, but in the next second, a familiar figure suddenly flashed across the road.
"Fuck, hurry up and block me." Su Qing suddenly shrank to Wang Xing's side.
"What's the matter, who made you hide like this?" Wang Xing turned his head and asked suspiciously.
"my sister"
"Your sister? Why haven't I heard of it, aren't you just a younger sister?"
"My first uncle's family, this woman is hard to guard against since she was a child, it's best to stay away." Su Qing whispered, shrinking her body.
"Aren't you awesome? You can't beat her?" Wang Xing asked doubtfully seeing him like this.
"She is four years older than me. She can kick me from the bed to the door. Now she is a policeman. How dare you mess with her? Check it out, is she gone?"
The next second, a cold voice came:
"not yet!"
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There are four people in the family, one dog, and they all target him. I have to say that he is very disappointed in this family.
It doesn't matter if you don't come back to this home.
That's right, Su Qing ran away, but I still drove. Not only did I drive your car, I didn't refuel, just for fun.
Driving Lao Su's beloved car for a leisurely ride, he must not be able to eat dinner at night, but fortunately he still has a spare tire.
Looking at the news in the mobile phone, the corners of Su Qing's mouth slightly raised, and then tapped the accelerator.
An hour and a half later, he came to the gate of a science and technology university in the suburbs of Dongcheng, which was also his former university.
That's right, he has been living in Jiangcheng since he was a child, from elementary school to university, and even now he has never thought of leaving for work. Fortunately, Jiangcheng is still relatively developed.
After parking the car, he skillfully came to a food stall at the back gate of the university.
He found a vacant seat and sat down, ordered something casually, took out his mobile phone, and called old A.
Doodle
"Hey old A, where are you? I'm already here, the old place." Su Qing said.
He had already sent a message to old A when he just came out of the house. This place is very close to the other party's residence, and it takes more than ten minutes to walk there. It is outrageous that he arrived first.
"On the way here" came the old A's voice on the phone.
"Where is the road?"
"Oh, I'll be right there."
Hearing this, Su Qing couldn't help but rolled her eyes and asked, "I'm asking where you have been?"
This time, the other end of the phone was silent for a while before replying: "Triangle grass"
"Where is the triangle grass? Never heard of it?"
"Down Road Triangle Grass"
Su Qing:.
"I'll go to you @##¥%..."
He knew this product was unreliable, so he notified him an hour and a half in advance, but he never expected that he still underestimated the other party.
"I'll give you 10 minutes. If I don't see you after 10 minutes, believe it or not, I can make you lie on the triangle grass forever." After speaking, Su Qing hung up the phone.
This is the late stage of procrastination, and you will never make progress without any pressure.
Sure enough, less than 10 minutes after he hung up the phone, a tall and strong man in a white T-shirt, loose shorts, and slippers on his feet ran over, panting.
"Come here."
It was the brother who slept on his upper bunk in high school, old A
Old A, whose real name is Wang Xing, was "arrested" by the police on the spot because he copied the ID number of a wanted A-level criminal on a telephone pole to go online in a black Internet cafe when he was in junior high school.
Until now, he still remembers the scene in the black Internet cafe. The policemen looked excited to disappointed. Thinking about it now, they might have thought about how to celebrate, but you showed me this?
In the end, these minors were educated on the spot, and the black Internet cafe was punished and ended hastily.
"Why, don't you celebrate your inflatable girlfriend's birthday?" Su Qing asked angrily.
Even thinking about it now, he is still angry.
"Hey, brothers, why are you talking about this? I worked overtime at the company yesterday, and I really couldn't leave. Qingzi, you know me. I'm the most loyal person. So what, your stomach." Wang Xing changed the subject.
[Friends and goddesses always have to choose one, but Wang Xing chose the latter, friends can have diarrhea, but goddesses must not be hungry, the king of licking dogs, even if everyone criticizes him, he is still fearless. 】
Su Qing: O__O “…
The deep, slow and magnetic narration appeared again. Although it was only a few sentences, it was pertinent.
That's right, Wang Xing is a licking dog, but he himself doesn't feel that way, instead he enjoys it.
The two went to the same university and the same major. Wang Xing fell in love with a girl of the same class when he was a freshman. From freshman to senior year, her boyfriend changed several times, and it was not his turn.
I didn't expect that after graduation, I was still licking.
The most disgusting thing is that this woman never refuses red envelope gifts, but she is not dating you. Anyone with a discerning eye can know what kind of woman that woman is, but he can't tell.
"Make it up, keep making it up, how about it, braving the heavy rain to bring her meals, did your goddess thank you and say that you are a good person?" Su Qing said strangely.
Hearing this, Wang Xing's eyes widened immediately: "Fuck, how do you know that you are on the surveillance camera at my house?"
"I'm still very accurate in predicting dog licking behavior. It rained yesterday, but if you have a valid reason, you won't be in a hurry to hang up the phone." Su Qingma pretended to analyze it in hindsight, which was reasonable.
Regarding the narration, he is still not going to tell others. After all, if others believe it or not, he will easily be regarded as mentally ill.
Hearing this, Wang Xing scratched his head and said with a smirk: "It was raining yesterday, I looked at Mengting's Moments, and she said she wanted to eat boiled fish near my house, so the opportunity came, hehe."
Su Qing:.
"Hey, my uncle, I was about to die yesterday, you still have the heart to lick the dog, and, even if you like to eat near your house, what's the point of ordering takeaway, it's obviously intentional."
"Qingzi, Mengting is not that kind of person."
Su Qing: "I can do it. I'm just curious. We are both primates, and we are all little angels who suddenly appeared in the world. Why did you shame yourself all the way?"
"Others may clear the level directly in three days, how did you manage to not even take the mission after four or five years?"
"Brains eaten by zombies?"
What he said is absolutely not nonsense, but for a normal person, it has been four or five years, even if he is not successful, at least he needs to have a longer memory, but Wang Xing is not, his dog licking skills are getting more and more perfect, but his IQ is not. rise.
"What's this called? I'm making friends with her first, and then I'll make a move. You can see for yourself, which of her boyfriends has been with her for more than half a year. Only I have been strong for so many years." Wang Xing explained.
Su Qing: -_-|||
Cherish life and stay away from licking dogs.
"Okay, let's change the subject, how's work going?" Su Qing said, he was afraid that he would be full before eating like this.
"You fool around, you won't starve to death if you can't hold on," Wang Xing replied while eating.
Su Qing: "Is there any plan for the future? I'm not used to the workplace, so I plan to make another breakthrough in the short video industry."
In this regard, Wang Xing spread his hands and replied very simply: "No."
"It can't swing well, it can't win when it's rolled, it can't be flat when it's lying down, and it's confusing."
"Didn't you think of working hard, and then raising your salary?" Su Qing continued. After all, he worked hard every day editing videos, and seeing his good brother so leisurely, he felt unbalanced.
Hearing this, Wang Xing sneered and said, "As long as I don't work hard, the boss will not be able to live the life he wants."
Su Qing: ( ̄口 ̄)! !
"Then your boss is very pitiful. I met you as a stumbling block on the way to start a business."
Wang Xingwen said quite proudly: "That's natural, we have to let him understand that the road to starting a business is not easy. During the interview, we agreed to help him build a world, but nothing has been realized until now. We draw cakes for each other and eat separately. full."
Regarding this, Su Qing didn't want to complain anymore, don't turn her head and don't want to look at him, but in the next second, a familiar figure suddenly flashed across the road.
"Fuck, hurry up and block me." Su Qing suddenly shrank to Wang Xing's side.
"What's the matter, who made you hide like this?" Wang Xing turned his head and asked suspiciously.
"my sister"
"Your sister? Why haven't I heard of it, aren't you just a younger sister?"
"My first uncle's family, this woman is hard to guard against since she was a child, it's best to stay away." Su Qing whispered, shrinking her body.
"Aren't you awesome? You can't beat her?" Wang Xing asked doubtfully seeing him like this.
"She is four years older than me. She can kick me from the bed to the door. Now she is a policeman. How dare you mess with her? Check it out, is she gone?"
The next second, a cold voice came:
"not yet!"
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(End of this chapter)
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