My life has a narration
Chapter 556 Raw Melon Eggs
Chapter 556 Raw Melon Eggs
"Brother, have you become a movie investor?"
Just as Su Qing was bored, nestled on the sofa at home, and replied to Tang Nan, Su He rushed out of the bedroom in a hurry, holding up his mobile phone and shouting.
"Ah, what's the matter?" Su Qing said weakly.
He has already seen the video on the Internet. After all, many people are watching him, and it is difficult not to see it.
Maybe Shen Yi had something to do today and didn't have time to talk to him. Let him play by himself. Tang Nan was free, and even voluntarily forwarded the video posted by the official account of "The Wandering Earth" to promote it for him.
That's right, it's for him to promote. After all, Tang Nan is not an investor, and he is not a starring role, but he is not helping out for free. He said that he will be invited to dinner after the year. If the box office sells well, let him not forget his contribution. , he could only be perfunctory.
"What's the matter, brother, when did you invest? The director said that he had a drink with you, and in just three sentences, you spent 8000 million for him. Is it true?" Su He asked.
In this regard, Su Qing turned over, found a comfortable posture and continued to pose badly: "Well, really, it was the time when I went to the capital with my sister-in-law a few years ago, I met by chance, and I think his script is okay. , the cast is good, just invest.”
This is not nonsense. Although the narration says that the movie will definitely explode at the box office, the impact of the cast cannot be ignored.
Among other things, the protagonists Wu Jing and Uncle Da are already able to support a movie. One is an actor and director who has become popular with the Wolf Warrior series, and the other is an old drama player who has seen big since childhood. Such a lineup Wouldn't it be much better to have a crew with those traffic artists?
"Then you really spent 8000 million?" Su He asked incredulously.
This is 8000 million yuan, not 8000 yuan. She knows that her brother has made money. When her mother sent her a screenshot, her whole body was buzzing. She hasn't worked hard yet. How could she be able to chew on her brother? What about the 'rich second generation'?
And in the blink of an eye, she had spent 8000 million, which immediately made her feel that her brother was making money faster and spending money faster, and that she might not be able to guarantee her poor life in the future.
"Otherwise, if you invest in movies, you will get a lot of returns. There is no investment that does not take risks." Su Qing said lightly, not taking it seriously at all.
Hearing this, Su He felt that his blood pressure was a bit high: "Brother, do you know what people say about you on the Internet now?"
"What did you say?"
"They said that Director Wang is an empty-handed rhubarb. Not only did he set you up and earn money, but the entire crew was fooled by other directors."
Rhubarb: "Wow" [Who wants to set me up? 】
Su Qing glared at Da Huang, why is your business everywhere, and then said: "Shouldn't it be a set of Da Qing?"
"Well, they said that your IQ seems to be worse than rhubarb, like a dog!" Su He said timidly.
Su Qing: -_-|||
He knew that this group of netizens would definitely not give up this good opportunity to ridicule him, but he didn't care, everything is based on the box office, and the real thing is to make money. It doesn't matter if you are stupid or not, as long as we get benefits, we will get it.
"Okay, the money has been spent, if you don't come back, now I just pray that the movie will be a hit. If you have nothing to do, go to promote it. I will give you lucky money this year!"
"Really, thank you bro, I'll go right away"
Hearing this, Su He ran back to the bedroom in a panic, without even asking how much money for the New Year's Eve.
At noon, the siblings still ordered takeaway. It was not until 02:30 in the afternoon that my mother Zhou Hui came back with a smile on her face.
"Yo, my eldest son is back, have you eaten at noon?" Zhou Hui asked with a smile as soon as she entered the room, no need to ask, it was obvious that she had won money.
"Eat, how much did you win today?" Su Qing sat up and asked.
"Look, it's still my eldest son who can talk. He got angry today and won 44"
With that said, Zhou Hui quickly put down her things, and came to the porch and put incense sticks on the God of Wealth.
Su Qing:.
I don't know why, but he always feels that his mother is a bit naive, how can he still win a lot of money?
Moreover, why are you smiling so happily for 44 yuan and 5 yuan?Those who didn't know thought she had won 44 yuan.
"Cough cough" Su Qing coughed twice, and said cautiously: "Mom, you won 44, so you don't have to burn incense for the God of Wealth, right? This little money may not be as expensive as yours!"
This is definitely not his nonsense, just this kind of selective superstition, in a year of 365 days, there must be 300 days of faith in the God of Wealth, and the number of burning incense in a year is more than that?
Doesn't our family not care for idleness?What good is a fortune teller who wins you 44 bucks?
He even wanted to take off the portrait of the God of Wealth and put his own picture on it, after all, he is the God of Wealth in their family now.
"What do you know? This is wealth luck. It has nothing to do with winning more than you win. What you want is a good sign. Besides, it's 44 yuan, not 5 yuan!" Zhou Huibai said with a big look at herself.
Hearing this, Su Qing spread her hands together: "Is there any difference?"
After hours, he can still buy a pack of spicy strips or five slices of spicy strips for [-] cents, and now he can buy two plastic bags for [-] cents, and a pack of spicy strips costs [-] yuan a pack.
"Of course there is a difference. Listen clearly. Your mother didn't win 44 yuan, but 44 yuan. If you round it up, it will be 5 yuan. If you re-enter it, you will get 45 yuan, and if you re-enter it, you will get 50 yuan."
Su Qing: (ΩДΩ)
I have to say, his mother knows how to round up.
"I've earned back the 100 yuan I gave to your sister. You two will have a free meal." Zhou Hui raised her head and said proudly.
Su Qing:.
"Okay, as long as you're happy!"
For this kind of thing, he felt that he couldn't break up with his mother, otherwise he would be easily pissed off.
"By the way, where's your sister?"
"The bedroom, by the way, mom, what kind of stuffing are the dumplings tonight? I like three delicacies. Don't wrap meat stuffing, it's too greasy!"
"You have to tell your dad about this, I don't care about your mom!"
Saying that, Zhou Hui bowed to the God of Wealth, then turned around and went back to the house, even humming a ditty, I have to say, it's good to be heartless, anyway, he can't do it, so it's no wonder Comrade Su Yes, I really don't know how he got here all these years.
At five o'clock in the afternoon, Old Su came back leisurely, still carrying a bunch of ingredients in his hand: "Tonight, our family will eat dumplings stuffed with beef, who agrees and who opposes!"
Su Qing immediately raised her hand: "I object!"
Su He also raised his hand: "I also object!"
Zhou Hui looked at it: "As long as I don't need to do it, I have no objection."
Old Su: "Very good, three to two, the objection is invalid."
Two brothers and sisters: .
"Why?"
"Yes, why, I am not convinced, Dad, I don't want to eat beef stuffed dumplings, and then explain that it is two to two, where is the three to two?"
As soon as the words fell, I saw Comrade Lao Su lift the rhubarb at his feet: "Eat meat or vegetarian? If you eat meat, you call once, if you eat vegetarian, call 100!"
Rhubarb: "Wow?" [Are you out of your mind? 】
"Look, rhubarb also eats ground beef, three to two, you two, help me!"
Su Qing:.
Su He: .
It has to be said that his parents have something on them.
At seven o'clock in the evening, it was completely dark, but the lights outside were brightly lit. Among other things, the two lanterns on the balcony of his house, which looked like nightclub lights, were running at full power. Those who didn't know thought his house was open. Party.
The two siblings, Su Qing and Su He, were pale at this moment, and they didn't know what kind of aesthetics their mother had when they bought this lantern.
"It's so beautiful, you two, take a look, isn't it so beautiful!"
Su Qing: "Hehe~ It looks good!"
Su He: "Hehe~ It's so pretty, mom!"
At this time, the two brothers and sisters and Comrade Lao Su were gathering on the coffee table in the living room to make dumplings stuffed with beef.
Su He cut the pieces, he rolled the leather, Lao Su got the handbag, his mother was in charge of shouting cheers, the TV was turned on, and the family waited to watch the Spring Festival Gala.
Just then, his cell phone rang.
"Hello."
"Please, Mr. Su, right? I have a courier from you," a voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Express delivery? I haven't bought anything yet?"
"I don't know, where can I put it?"
Immediately, Su Qing sent his current location. Half an hour later, there was a knock on the door, and he took a thin courier from the courier brother with a puzzled expression on his face.
"What's wrong son?" Zhou Hui asked.
Su Qing shook her head: "I don't know who sent me a courier. It's strange that there are delivery boys running around during the Chinese New Year."
"Express delivery? Could it be some surprise that Xiaoyi prepared for you?" Mother Zhou Hui immediately rushed over and said excitedly.
She has watched a lot of idol dramas, and she is too familiar with this kind of plot, isn't it just a romance between young people.
Hearing this, Su Qing couldn't help being taken aback, don't say it, it's really possible, thinking of this, he decided to contact his girlfriend to ask.
At the same time, in the small county town of Anhai City, Shen Yi was gathering with four women of similar age.
It's just that the appearance of these four people is very ordinary, and three of them are already married and have children, and they are Shen Yi's high school classmates.
"What? Xiaoyi, you actually found a younger brother? What a loss!"
"That's right, I'm only 23 after the new year, what kind of experience can I have?"
"If you ask me, this is obviously a babysitter, Xiaoyi, you can't teach him, right?"
"Really Xiaoyi, I talked to a little girl some time ago, and I can't do anything, it's so annoying"
Shen Yi:
(End of this chapter)
"Brother, have you become a movie investor?"
Just as Su Qing was bored, nestled on the sofa at home, and replied to Tang Nan, Su He rushed out of the bedroom in a hurry, holding up his mobile phone and shouting.
"Ah, what's the matter?" Su Qing said weakly.
He has already seen the video on the Internet. After all, many people are watching him, and it is difficult not to see it.
Maybe Shen Yi had something to do today and didn't have time to talk to him. Let him play by himself. Tang Nan was free, and even voluntarily forwarded the video posted by the official account of "The Wandering Earth" to promote it for him.
That's right, it's for him to promote. After all, Tang Nan is not an investor, and he is not a starring role, but he is not helping out for free. He said that he will be invited to dinner after the year. If the box office sells well, let him not forget his contribution. , he could only be perfunctory.
"What's the matter, brother, when did you invest? The director said that he had a drink with you, and in just three sentences, you spent 8000 million for him. Is it true?" Su He asked.
In this regard, Su Qing turned over, found a comfortable posture and continued to pose badly: "Well, really, it was the time when I went to the capital with my sister-in-law a few years ago, I met by chance, and I think his script is okay. , the cast is good, just invest.”
This is not nonsense. Although the narration says that the movie will definitely explode at the box office, the impact of the cast cannot be ignored.
Among other things, the protagonists Wu Jing and Uncle Da are already able to support a movie. One is an actor and director who has become popular with the Wolf Warrior series, and the other is an old drama player who has seen big since childhood. Such a lineup Wouldn't it be much better to have a crew with those traffic artists?
"Then you really spent 8000 million?" Su He asked incredulously.
This is 8000 million yuan, not 8000 yuan. She knows that her brother has made money. When her mother sent her a screenshot, her whole body was buzzing. She hasn't worked hard yet. How could she be able to chew on her brother? What about the 'rich second generation'?
And in the blink of an eye, she had spent 8000 million, which immediately made her feel that her brother was making money faster and spending money faster, and that she might not be able to guarantee her poor life in the future.
"Otherwise, if you invest in movies, you will get a lot of returns. There is no investment that does not take risks." Su Qing said lightly, not taking it seriously at all.
Hearing this, Su He felt that his blood pressure was a bit high: "Brother, do you know what people say about you on the Internet now?"
"What did you say?"
"They said that Director Wang is an empty-handed rhubarb. Not only did he set you up and earn money, but the entire crew was fooled by other directors."
Rhubarb: "Wow" [Who wants to set me up? 】
Su Qing glared at Da Huang, why is your business everywhere, and then said: "Shouldn't it be a set of Da Qing?"
"Well, they said that your IQ seems to be worse than rhubarb, like a dog!" Su He said timidly.
Su Qing: -_-|||
He knew that this group of netizens would definitely not give up this good opportunity to ridicule him, but he didn't care, everything is based on the box office, and the real thing is to make money. It doesn't matter if you are stupid or not, as long as we get benefits, we will get it.
"Okay, the money has been spent, if you don't come back, now I just pray that the movie will be a hit. If you have nothing to do, go to promote it. I will give you lucky money this year!"
"Really, thank you bro, I'll go right away"
Hearing this, Su He ran back to the bedroom in a panic, without even asking how much money for the New Year's Eve.
At noon, the siblings still ordered takeaway. It was not until 02:30 in the afternoon that my mother Zhou Hui came back with a smile on her face.
"Yo, my eldest son is back, have you eaten at noon?" Zhou Hui asked with a smile as soon as she entered the room, no need to ask, it was obvious that she had won money.
"Eat, how much did you win today?" Su Qing sat up and asked.
"Look, it's still my eldest son who can talk. He got angry today and won 44"
With that said, Zhou Hui quickly put down her things, and came to the porch and put incense sticks on the God of Wealth.
Su Qing:.
I don't know why, but he always feels that his mother is a bit naive, how can he still win a lot of money?
Moreover, why are you smiling so happily for 44 yuan and 5 yuan?Those who didn't know thought she had won 44 yuan.
"Cough cough" Su Qing coughed twice, and said cautiously: "Mom, you won 44, so you don't have to burn incense for the God of Wealth, right? This little money may not be as expensive as yours!"
This is definitely not his nonsense, just this kind of selective superstition, in a year of 365 days, there must be 300 days of faith in the God of Wealth, and the number of burning incense in a year is more than that?
Doesn't our family not care for idleness?What good is a fortune teller who wins you 44 bucks?
He even wanted to take off the portrait of the God of Wealth and put his own picture on it, after all, he is the God of Wealth in their family now.
"What do you know? This is wealth luck. It has nothing to do with winning more than you win. What you want is a good sign. Besides, it's 44 yuan, not 5 yuan!" Zhou Huibai said with a big look at herself.
Hearing this, Su Qing spread her hands together: "Is there any difference?"
After hours, he can still buy a pack of spicy strips or five slices of spicy strips for [-] cents, and now he can buy two plastic bags for [-] cents, and a pack of spicy strips costs [-] yuan a pack.
"Of course there is a difference. Listen clearly. Your mother didn't win 44 yuan, but 44 yuan. If you round it up, it will be 5 yuan. If you re-enter it, you will get 45 yuan, and if you re-enter it, you will get 50 yuan."
Su Qing: (ΩДΩ)
I have to say, his mother knows how to round up.
"I've earned back the 100 yuan I gave to your sister. You two will have a free meal." Zhou Hui raised her head and said proudly.
Su Qing:.
"Okay, as long as you're happy!"
For this kind of thing, he felt that he couldn't break up with his mother, otherwise he would be easily pissed off.
"By the way, where's your sister?"
"The bedroom, by the way, mom, what kind of stuffing are the dumplings tonight? I like three delicacies. Don't wrap meat stuffing, it's too greasy!"
"You have to tell your dad about this, I don't care about your mom!"
Saying that, Zhou Hui bowed to the God of Wealth, then turned around and went back to the house, even humming a ditty, I have to say, it's good to be heartless, anyway, he can't do it, so it's no wonder Comrade Su Yes, I really don't know how he got here all these years.
At five o'clock in the afternoon, Old Su came back leisurely, still carrying a bunch of ingredients in his hand: "Tonight, our family will eat dumplings stuffed with beef, who agrees and who opposes!"
Su Qing immediately raised her hand: "I object!"
Su He also raised his hand: "I also object!"
Zhou Hui looked at it: "As long as I don't need to do it, I have no objection."
Old Su: "Very good, three to two, the objection is invalid."
Two brothers and sisters: .
"Why?"
"Yes, why, I am not convinced, Dad, I don't want to eat beef stuffed dumplings, and then explain that it is two to two, where is the three to two?"
As soon as the words fell, I saw Comrade Lao Su lift the rhubarb at his feet: "Eat meat or vegetarian? If you eat meat, you call once, if you eat vegetarian, call 100!"
Rhubarb: "Wow?" [Are you out of your mind? 】
"Look, rhubarb also eats ground beef, three to two, you two, help me!"
Su Qing:.
Su He: .
It has to be said that his parents have something on them.
At seven o'clock in the evening, it was completely dark, but the lights outside were brightly lit. Among other things, the two lanterns on the balcony of his house, which looked like nightclub lights, were running at full power. Those who didn't know thought his house was open. Party.
The two siblings, Su Qing and Su He, were pale at this moment, and they didn't know what kind of aesthetics their mother had when they bought this lantern.
"It's so beautiful, you two, take a look, isn't it so beautiful!"
Su Qing: "Hehe~ It looks good!"
Su He: "Hehe~ It's so pretty, mom!"
At this time, the two brothers and sisters and Comrade Lao Su were gathering on the coffee table in the living room to make dumplings stuffed with beef.
Su He cut the pieces, he rolled the leather, Lao Su got the handbag, his mother was in charge of shouting cheers, the TV was turned on, and the family waited to watch the Spring Festival Gala.
Just then, his cell phone rang.
"Hello."
"Please, Mr. Su, right? I have a courier from you," a voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Express delivery? I haven't bought anything yet?"
"I don't know, where can I put it?"
Immediately, Su Qing sent his current location. Half an hour later, there was a knock on the door, and he took a thin courier from the courier brother with a puzzled expression on his face.
"What's wrong son?" Zhou Hui asked.
Su Qing shook her head: "I don't know who sent me a courier. It's strange that there are delivery boys running around during the Chinese New Year."
"Express delivery? Could it be some surprise that Xiaoyi prepared for you?" Mother Zhou Hui immediately rushed over and said excitedly.
She has watched a lot of idol dramas, and she is too familiar with this kind of plot, isn't it just a romance between young people.
Hearing this, Su Qing couldn't help being taken aback, don't say it, it's really possible, thinking of this, he decided to contact his girlfriend to ask.
At the same time, in the small county town of Anhai City, Shen Yi was gathering with four women of similar age.
It's just that the appearance of these four people is very ordinary, and three of them are already married and have children, and they are Shen Yi's high school classmates.
"What? Xiaoyi, you actually found a younger brother? What a loss!"
"That's right, I'm only 23 after the new year, what kind of experience can I have?"
"If you ask me, this is obviously a babysitter, Xiaoyi, you can't teach him, right?"
"Really Xiaoyi, I talked to a little girl some time ago, and I can't do anything, it's so annoying"
Shen Yi:
(End of this chapter)
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