My life has a narration

Chapter 557 Mysterious Eastern Power

"It's Chinese New Year, everyone can't go home, come to my house, I'll make dumplings for you!"

Watching the Spring Festival Gala on TV, the front forced an awkward laugh, the back forced sensationalism, all kinds of misunderstandings in the middle, and finally forced a reunion where several strangers made dumplings and smashed together. Buckling the floor.

That is to say, both of them were wearing and taking off their shoes, otherwise if they were seen, they would think that they both had athlete's foot.

When the skit was over, the brother and sister heaved a sigh of relief, and finally survived another year.

That's right, the skits of the Spring Festival Gala in recent years are like the incarnation of the Nian Beast. Only those who are not embarrassed by it are eligible to celebrate the New Year. As for those who are embarrassed to death, just wait for the feast.

Immediately, the two brothers and sisters looked at each other, smiled at each other, and gave each other a thumbs up, congratulating each other for living another year, awesome.

But when the two of them turned their heads, they found that Lao Su and his mother Zhou Hui were watching it with great interest. It was embarrassing or not, what they wanted was a Chinese New Year atmosphere.

And he sent a message to Shen Yi but didn't get a reply, she should be busy, no matter what, the two have been together for a few months, there is still a little tacit understanding.

As for the courier, he didn't open it either, after all, he still had a lot of work in hand.

Bang bang bang!
At this moment, the sounds of fireworks, which were originally sparse, suddenly became denser, and the distance was very close, just at the gate of their community.

The exploding fireworks reflected a snow-white reflection in the house.

"Wow~~~ so beautiful, so beautiful!" Su He ignored her flour-covered hands, grabbed her phone and ran to the balcony to start taking pictures.

Su Qing also rolled out the last piece of dough and stretched his waist. Comrade Old Su's dumpling-making work has also come to an end. The coffee table is full. I have to say, it is definitely enough.

"Small, son?"

At this moment, the voice of mother Zhou Hui came.

"What's wrong mom?"

"Have you finished making dumplings?"

"Soon, there are only a few left!" Su Qing replied.

Hearing this, Zhou Hui quickly walked out of the bedroom, stood at the entrance and waved to him: "Son, come here!"

"What for?"

"Come here, something good will happen!" Mother Zhou Hui said mysteriously.

Looking at the expression on his mother's face, Su Qing always had the feeling of seeing Grandma Lang, and always felt that her mother was trying to trick him.

Even so, he had no evidence and could only get up: "What the hell?"

Immediately, he was pulled by the arm by his mother Zhou Hui and dragged to the kitchen, and then his mother pointed to the bucket of soybean oil that had just been opened and said, "Take it, come out with me?"

"Take it? Where are you going?"

"You can take it if you want it, what are you talking about?" After saying that, his mother gave him a brain, then stuffed the bucket of soybean oil into his arms, put on his clothes and pushed him out.

"What's the matter, Dad?" Su He came over and asked curiously.

Hearing this, Comrade Old Su smiled slightly: "Good thing, if you are curious, go and have a look, it's fun."

"Really? Don't believe me!"

"There's no doubt about it. This is a tradition of the older generation. On the eve of the New Year's Eve, holding a pot of meat oil, meat movement = marriage movement, and you have to hug and run, and you have to shout while running. It's interesting!" Old Su didn't know what he thought of, he shook his head and smiled.

Hearing this, Su He exclaimed: "Really, then I have to go and have a look. Wahaha, Mom, wait for me!"

After all, Su He turned into a gust of wind, put on a padded jacket, took off his shoes and rushed out, fearing that he would not see the so-called famous scene.

"Hurry up, hold it, and run around while no one is around!" Downstairs in the community, Zhou Hui pointed to her big son and shouted.

Su Qing: "Mom, this is superstition!"

"Fart, this is the mysterious oriental power!"

"No, I know about holding a jar of meat oil, but isn't it too hasty for you to ask me to hold a barrel of soybean oil? Why don't we go back and find a jar?" Su Qing refused in her heart.

"We don't have that kind of pot in our house. They're all the same. They're all meat anyway. Run quickly, hurry up!" Mom Zhou Hui urged when she saw no one kicked him.

"That's right, brother, hurry up, you're freezing to death!" Su He took off his shoes and was as cold as a dog, taking pictures of him with his mobile phone, with an excited expression on his face.

"It's not mom, I already have girlfriends, so this thing shouldn't work, right?" Su Qing wanted to struggle one last time.

"You also said that you are a girlfriend. If Xiaoyi goes home with you this year, I won't say anything. Aren't you two married yet? Try to get married next year. Hurry up, your mother and I will wait It's time to catch a cold!"

Seeing that his mother was about to lift her foot again, Su Qing was so frightened that she quickly ran away with the soybean oil barrel in her arms.

"Run, run, can't I run?"

Zhou Hui: "Don't just run around, talk while running!"

Su Qing: "What am I talking about!"

Zhou Hui: "Talk about what kind of person you want to find, and talk about you getting married next year!"

"I want to find a beautiful woman!"

"Speak up, you haven't eaten, try harder, shout out, hurry up!"

Facing his mother chasing him with a rolling pin, as if he would give him a stance whenever he dared to resist, Su Qing panicked a lot at this moment.

I looked around but luckily no one was around, I closed my eyes and ignored it, let go of my voice and shouted: "I want to find a fair, beautiful, long-legged, protruding and backwards, rich rich woman, it is best to be able to Take care of me, give me [-] pocket money every month, and don't need me to do anything."

I don't need to do it
I don't need to do it.

I did it.

i did it

Dry
Of

The moment he finished shouting, the whole community echoed, and soon, he saw with his own eyes, that many people had opened the windows and looked outside.

"Hey, isn't this the kid from Old Su's family?"

"Let me see, it really is!"

"Yo, now you're hugging the meat oil jar?"

"It seems that Xiaoqing's mother is anxious to hug her grandson!"

"Hurry up, let our son go out for a run!"

"Mom, I won't go, it's too embarrassing!"

"What are you talking about? Xiao Su is a big Internet celebrity and she doesn't feel ashamed. Who are you humiliating? Do you have the face? You don't have a date. Do you still have the face to feel ashamed?"

All of a sudden, the whole community became lively. At this time, Su Qing had only one thought, it's over, my company is dead, and I have no face!
But in the face of other people in the community, Zhou Hui turned a deaf ear to it: "I told you to say Xiaoyi, but I didn't let you dream. You make a wish and go to the bastard in the wishing pool, and tell me when you plan to get married next year!"

Su Qing:.
"The end of next year!"

"no!"

"October [-] next year!"

"no!"

"I'm getting married tomorrow, what are you doing, hey, hey, don't hit me, don't hit me!"

Zhou Hui: "Be serious and run around again!"

"It can't be done, I can't hold it anymore, I'm exhausted, you can hold it!" Su Qing said, stuffing the soybean oil in his hand into his mother's arms.

"I don't hug, I don't want to get married, what should I hug?"

Su Qing: "You can also move, hey, hey, I'm serious, you can move!"

Afterwards, many people in the community saw a woman with a soybean oil barrel in her arms and a rolling pin in her hand chasing and killing her son all over the community, even uttering a scream from time to time.

At this time, Su He had already collapsed on the ground with laughter. He was so out of breath from laughter that he couldn't run at all. Even the hand that took the picture with the mobile phone trembled and let out a squeak of laughter.

Then she sent a copy of the video she took casually to her sister-in-law Shen Yi.

At the same time, Shen Yi, who had just returned home, received a video from Su He and clicked on it.

Shen Yi:
Watching Su Qing running with a soybean oil bucket in her arms, she yelled that she wanted to find a beautiful, fair-skinned, long-legged, protruding, rich woman, and she would better take care of me and give me [-] a month Spending money, I don't need to do anything, she can't stop laughing.

Others may know him in a daydream, but she knows it at a glance, which means that it is her. Sure enough, her brother is still so cute.

"Girl, isn't this Xiao Su? That's his mother?" Mother Shen asked standing behind her watching the video at some point.

Shen Yi: "Mom, why are you here?"

"You just say it is not!"

"Yes!"

"That's fine, his father, let Xiaoyi get married next year!"

Father Shen: "No problem, quickly let their family take it away!"

Shen Yi:
　It's the last day, do you still have a monthly pass in your hand, want~~hehe!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)