I directed the Xuanwumen Incident

"Young man, are you kidding me?"

The stall owner exclaimed angrily,

"Qin Shihuang used it, Qin Shihuang used it! You only gave out five coppers? You are insulting Shihuang, don't you know that?!"

pat.

Xu Fenglei took out six copper coins from his pocket and threw them on the booth.

"Then add another penny, and it's almost done."

He picked up the 'Bronze Cong', weighed it twice in his hand, and said casually,

"Take it away—"

After all, Xu Fenglei turned around and left.

The stall owner looked at the six copper coins on the stall with a bitter look on his face.

……

"Xu Fu traveled overseas, but he couldn't find the fairy mountains and couldn't make a business with Qin Shihuang. Naturally, he didn't dare to return to the Central Plains. He had to stay with [-] virgins and virgins, and they lived and thrived on the wild island country. ,Dissemination of culture."

"Do you think that your ancestors humiliated you? If so, then I really feel sad for your ancestors. Perhaps their biggest mistake is to breed you descendants who are ashamed of your ancestors."

The other three also looked over.

Why, let the birds come out to breathe?
But now that the times have progressed, the clothes and pants have been changed a long time ago, and the habit of kneeling and sitting has naturally disappeared.

Haogong Qianhe suddenly got up, pointed at the two behind him and said,
"The one on the left is the envoy designated by the emperor, Inugami Mita; the one on the right is the deputy envoy, Pharmacist Hui Ri."

"What's wrong with Princess Qianhe? Is something uncomfortable?"

Haogong Qianhe shook his head, and said a little embarrassedly,
"Therefore, I'm not used to it, and Tang Jianjun laughed."

Xu Fenglei said,

"Yes, yes." Tang Jian smiled openly.

"I am relying on historical data to point out the origin and orthodoxy of your Wa country. This is completely well-intentioned. How can there be any insult?"

The eyes of the two envoys also revealed light when they heard the words.

After hearing these words, Haogong Qianhe's expression changed suddenly.

"Otherwise, this matter will continue!"

Only then did he turn his gaze to the two attendants, slightly cupped his hands and said,
"Slow down, slow down."

"Thank you Tang Jianjun."

"Originally your place was a barren land, and the people living there were short and dark. Let me call them short blacks."

Tang Jian was slightly taken aback, and hurriedly said firmly,

"This...uh..." Tang Jian looked embarrassed and didn't know how to answer.

Haogong Qianhe cupped his hands and said with a smile,
"Do as the Romans do, Qianhe should adapt to the habits of the Tang Dynasty."

"You said I insulted you Dongpu? Why did you say that?"

"Take the knife!" Haogong Qianhe emphasized her tone, with an unquestionable majesty between her brows,
"Kai." Inugami Mita had no choice but to draw the dagger reluctantly.

"Yes, we are descendants of immortals, and this immortal is Amaterasu."

She bowed her hands in a symbolic salute, and said lightly,

"That's right... I'll just make a random nonsense, just like you said just now that you are descendants of immortals, it's just nonsense."

Although it was the first time they met, he had a good impression of Hao Gong Qianhe.

"Now, do you understand the origin of your Japanese people?"

Xu Fenglei squinted at her.

Xu Fenglei sneered.

Haogong Qianhe immediately lowered his head, showing sincerity, and confessed,
"It's Inugami and Pharmacist who didn't understand the rules and offended you! Hao Gong Chizuru apologizes to you on their behalf! I hope you don't care about it!"

Tang Jian frowned, and his mouth began to grin upwards.

"Qianhe can say that any local official of the Tang Dynasty can be qualified as Guan Bai in Dongying, and any book of the Tang Dynasty can be regarded as a national treasure in Dongying!"

"If you did something wrong, just bow and apologize and it's over? It really is your style, and it hasn't changed for thousands of years."

He shook his head and said helplessly,
"You can make nonsense, and even let us Tang Honglu use it as a tool and evidence for you, and record it as a historical fact. Can't I reasonably imagine? I don't know why your subordinates are anxious? I really don't understand."

Xu Fenglei laughed.

But Xu Fenglei stuffed the candied haws into Tang Jian's arms and patted him on the shoulder.

"Inu Shang-kun, what are you doing?"

bass!
Beside him, Inugami Mitada disagreed, and suddenly pulled out the dagger he was carrying.

Haogong Qianhe smiled sweetly and said,
"Qianhe admires Datang too much. Datang has a vast territory, outstanding people, and a sea of ​​wisdom classics."

In Datang, can you still be bullied in your childhood?
"Kneel down? Impossible!"

"No, Qianhe is not uncomfortable, it's just that we Dongying people always sit on the ground..."

Pharmacist Hui Ri also stuck his neck, as if he would rather die than kneel.

"Oh? So the princess is not an envoy?"

"But because the genetics of the short black people are too strong, even if there are three thousand boys and girls from the Central Plains to improve the race, they will not grow too tall in the end. Compared with the Central Plains people, their physical height is still a bit shorter. That's why they are called Japanese."

The waiter brought two cups of tea, one for Tang Jian and the other for Haogong Qianhe.

"The dwarf black man lived a life of bare hair and blood, with little food to eat and no clothes to cover his body, until Xu Fu came."

The two also knew that their slip of the tongue caused trouble, they both lowered their heads, bowed deeply, and said:
"I'm sorry, Mr. Xu! We offended you!"

Hundreds of years ago, the trousers were all open, so of course they couldn't sit like this.

"The diplomacy between the two countries is a matter of harmony and friendship. How can it be so?"

Haogong Qianhe took a deep breath and calmed down his mood.

On the other hand, Haogong Qianhe, who is a princess after all, is still calm, but her face is also extremely ugly.

"In this way, although Dongpu is overseas, it is also a treasure land, hahaha..."

"Actually, these two are my real envoys to Dongpu."

The two barefoot men in black standing behind him snorted when they saw this, and looked a little unhappy.

"Qianhe is not an envoy. This trip can be said to be a special trip. The main reason is to increase experience and knowledge."

"The envoy from Dongying called the Prime Minister of Honglu Temple of the Tang Dynasty a bastard... This sentence must be written down, and I will show it to His Majesty."

Xu Fenglei's face turned cold, and he threw a bunch of candied haws over!

It would be humiliating enough to kneel down, but it would be even more impossible to kneel to such a person who insulted Dongpu and was hated by them!

Pharmacist Hui Ri took out a small book from his pocket, and began to write down the words he chanted.
"The words of Tang Jianjun, Minister of Tang Honglu Temple, have further proved this fact."

"I'm not a narrow-minded person. If ordinary people were like this, I would accept the apology, but they seemed to be cursing just now?"

Tang Jian never expected that things would develop like this, so he hurriedly stepped forward to persuade,
"Put away the sword! Put it all away!"

Tang Jian was stunned and didn't know how to respond for a while, so he nodded according to Xu Fenglei's intention.

I saw Xu Fenglei gnawing a bunch of candied haws, walked quickly into the courtyard, and said with a look of disdain,
"Japanese people like to put gold on their faces."

Haogong Qianhe looked at Tang Jian, his eyes sparkling with anticipation.

The voices of the two were muffled. Although they only spoke four words, they could hear that the tone was a little weird. Obviously, Tang Yu spoke a little lamely, not as smooth as Haogong Qianhe.

Xu Fenglei sneered and said,

"In the past, Qin Shihuang wanted to go to sea to visit immortals. Among the three overseas immortal mountains, Penglai, Yingzhou, and Fangzhang, Yingzhou seems to refer to Dongying."

At the same time, Yiwei in the Chang'an Posthouse also drew his sword, and for a moment, the atmosphere in the courtyard became tense.

Pharmacist Hui Ri stopped writing, frowned and looked at the visitor.

"You!" Inugami Mita and Yakushi Huiri stared at Xu Fenglei, looking at their faces, they almost exploded with anger!

"Thank you, Mr. Tang Jian."

"The origin of Dongpu is definitely not something you can assert with just a few words."

"idiot!"

"If you don't change your name or surname, I am the prime minister of Tang Honglu Temple, Xu Fenglei!"

Tang Jian: "???"

A swear word blurted out may greatly reduce the Emperor Tang's impression of them, or even disgust them!In this way...their purpose of coming to the Tang Dynasty will not be fulfilled!
"I'm sorry! Xu Jun!"

"Oh, sorry?"

"Yes, it's Inugami-kun and Yakushi-kun who are too rude."

"Eight, damn it!"

I thought I met a fat pig, but I didn't expect to be an expert!
"It's worth it, six pennies is six pennies, and you can earn two pennies..."

The corners of Xu Fenglei's mouth curled up, and he smiled at Haogong Qianhe,

Vaguely, he felt something was wrong, as if he had been tricked secretly.

"Mr. Tang Jian, who is this person? Why do you want to insult me, Dongying?"

Naturally, Tang Jian would not care about these two 'followers', he looked at Haogong Qianhe and said with concern.

"Qianhe asked them to apologize to you. What Tang Jianjun said just now will also be deleted and will not be recorded."

The attendant got the order, and then moved two chairs and brought two cups of tea.

"At this point, the barren island country has a trace of civilization. In addition, among the three thousand virgins, some of them were married to the indigenous dwarf blacks, and they were born from generation to generation. Only then did you have your current ethnic group and orthodoxy."

Swish.

The pharmacist Hui Ri beside him lifted the candied haws expressionlessly and held it tightly in his hands.

But his eyes were still staring at Xu Fenglei extremely unkindly, wishing he could kill the hateful man in front of him with his eyes!

Swish.

She pointed to the two behind her and said,

"Xu Gong, are you going too far..."

"Mr. Tang Jian, your history is not up to standard!"

Xu Fenglei picked out his ears, unmoved.

Yi Wei in the post house only then put away his sword, but his eyes were still vigilantly looking at the two barefoot men in black on the opposite side.

"Qianhe disagrees with what Xu Jun said. What you said is just speculation based on legends. How can you take it as the real history?"

"I see……"

he laughed,
"During the Qin and Han Dynasties, our Celestial Dynasty also knelt on the ground. It was because of clothes that it was inconvenient to sit on chairs."

With a disapproving expression on his face, he said,
"In our Tang Dynasty, if you want to ask for forgiveness for an offense of this level, you must at least kneel down and kowtow! Shout out to God, I was wrong! Only then will I be forgiven."

People carry people in flowery sedan chairs, and business bragging is the basis of friendly diplomacy...

Tang Jian frowned slightly when he heard the word "Father Emperor", but he couldn't help showing surprise when he heard the words behind Haogong Qianhe.

Haogong Qianhe sat on the chair and twisted her waist twice, a little unaccustomed to it.

"But he..." Inugami Mitata looked unhappy, and he clenched his dagger tightly.

"I'll tell you!"

Just a few words of courtesy, why are you still making such a big fuss, recording like a historian? !
At this moment, a voice suddenly came.

He collected the copper coins and muttered,

"So it's Mr. Tang Jian's subordinate, Mr. Xu."

"Go to tea later..."

Inugami Mita and Yakushi Eri were also shocked, showing nervousness and regret.

The two envoys from Japan were furious and cursed.

"Where is it, Princess Qianhe is too famous, too famous."

Inugami Mita blurted out and flatly refused.

"Baga, this word seems to mean bastard to you, right?"

"really?"

Compared with a beautiful, sensible, and nice-talking young girl, who doesn't like it?
"Tang Jianjun, let Qianhe introduce."

Haogong Qianhe also scolded sideways, saying,
"Close the knife!"

"Thank you Tang Jianjun for your advice."

"No, let me kneel down, unless I die!"

"Come on, let's have a cup of tea and a seat!"

"During Qin Shihuang's time, there were indeed legends about the three fairy mountains of Penglai, Fangzhang, and Yingzhou, but the fairy mountain of Yingzhou here is completely different from Dongying, and there is a difference of hundreds of thousands of miles!"

"Besides, since you remember such a legend, do you still remember that Xu Fu was ordered by Qin Shihuang to take three thousand virgins and virgins out to sea to visit the immortals?"

Inside the post house.

boom!
"Ah!" The candied haws slammed on Pharmacist Hui Ri's face, and the head-on blow made him scream.

"Father will never allow you to use force in the Tang Dynasty!"

Haogong Qianhe looked at the two behind him with a look of annoyance.

Haogong Qianhe's expression changed again.

Haogong Qianhe didn't go to see Xu Fenglei, but asked Tang Jian directly.

"Descendants of immortals? Talk a little nonsense!"

"Uh... naturally it is true, naturally it is true!"

He sneered,

"This is great!" Haogong Qianhe smiled instantly, and she turned and said to the two behind her, "Have you heard that? Dongying was a treasure land thousands of years ago, and it is the fairy land that Emperor Qin Shi was looking for. I, Dongying people, are naturally descendants of immortals, this is what Tang Jianjun, Minister of Honglu Temple of the Tang Dynasty said, and you must record it, this is an important basis."

"Historical materials are all recorded, and it cannot be faked!"

"Hey! What is this, what is it..."

"After all, you are the envoys of Dongpu. You can't be too shameless, so it's fine to kowtow and call your master. Kneel down and admit your mistake. This matter is over and I won't mention it again."

He waved his hands again and again,

"Nowadays, the clothes and pants fit perfectly, so naturally you don't have to worry so much, just sit on the chair generously."

Tang Jian suddenly understood.

Da da.

Seeing that the situation was getting out of control, Tang Jian hurriedly stepped forward and tugged at the corner of Xu Fenglei's clothes, and whispered,

"Although they offended you, they are envoys after all. Your Majesty also values ​​this diplomacy very much. These two are the chief and deputy envoys of the Japanese envoys. They are not small people. You have a lot of adults. Don't worry about it. Let them go." Horse..."

If this trouble continues, I'm afraid it will become a diplomatic accident!

To Tang Jian's earnest persuasion, Xu Fenglei just glanced at him, and said lightly:
"Tang Honglu, are you teaching me how to do things?"

Tang Jian's face froze: "..."