I directed the Xuanwumen Incident

Chapter 459: Princess Dongying kneels and apologizes!Xu Fenglei's ability to find fault
Tang Jian closed his mouth knowingly.

Although in name, Xu Fenglei is now just a sixth-rank prime minister of Honglu Temple, and he is his subordinate.

But if he really treats Xu Fenglei as an idiot, then he doesn't know how to write dead characters!

Moreover, at this moment Xu Fenglei called him 'Tang Honglu' instead of Fatty Tang, which meant that this master was serious and wanted to be serious!
How dare he persuade?

If you keep on persuading me, I will specify that there is no good fruit to eat!

Therefore, without any hesitation, Tang Jian obediently backed away sideways, giving Master Xu room to play.

"It seems that your bones are quite hard."

Xu Fenglei ignored Tang Jian, and looked at the two dogs, Mita Mita and Pharmacist Huiri, who were stalking their necks, and said calmly,

"I just don't know, which one is harder than the boning steel knife."

"If you did something wrong and refused to accept the punishment obediently, then I can only teach you a lesson on behalf of the king of the Wa Kingdom."

Haogong Qianhe was slightly taken aback.

"But after all, they are the envoys of our country, representing my father, the emperor's dignity cannot be tarnished, so please forgive their rudeness."

Haogong Qianhe forced a slight smile, and thanked,
"If it wasn't for Jun Xu's guidance, the two envoys would definitely suffer a lot."

The four Yiwei drew their swords, took a step forward, and put the weapons directly on the necks of the two of them!

They put down their chopsticks, swallowed the food in their mouths, put their hands on their laps, and bowed their heads.

"Thank you Xu Jun."

"This kneeling will be done by Qianhe, please forgive me."

"From this point of view, you are similar to us."

The coolness of the sword made the two "hard-boned" figures tremble slightly.

"The delicacies of the Tang Dynasty are indeed delicious, far from being comparable to my Dongying food."

He was really afraid of making trouble again, then the Minister of Honghe Temple really didn't have to do it!

Haogong Qianhe also picked up a piece of mutton, sniffed it gently with his nose, then put it into his mouth and chewed it carefully.

Tang Jian looked at Xu Fenglei again, and said helplessly,
"I really don't know why you are so angry. The Japanese envoy probably didn't recruit you either..."

He gestured twice with his hands and said,

Swish!

If Xu Fenglei made this request normally, she wouldn't feel anything.

Why did the smell of gunpowder be so strong and aggressive when meeting the Japanese envoy?

Haogong Qianhe knelt on the ground, looked up at Xu Fenglei, and said calmly,

she said,

"Princess, princess!"

"That's right! I don't mean anything else, I'm just curious."

"Father? Emperor? Ha... Interesting, can the king of the Wa Kingdom also be called the emperor?"

"Today I taught you a lesson for your own good, so that you can remember better and don't make such mistakes again. I am notoriously good-tempered. If you change to a hot-tempered Tang person, you might be chopped off all of you." .”

But they just discussed the relationship between 'kimono' and 'love' and 'reproduction'. If she came out in a kimono with a pillow on her back, wouldn't it be...

But to the outside world, it must be said that His Majesty personally confided, so that it shows more respect for the other party.

After saying these words, he stepped into the house, leaving only Tang Jian messed up in the wind.

"Your island country has always been sparsely populated. The kimono is designed to facilitate the creation of babies and the reproduction of the ethnic group. This is a good thing! It's not a bad thing. What's there to be ashamed of?"

"Let's get back on track and discuss business, shall we?"

Xu Fenglei looked down at him, smiled, raised his hand and said,
"Okay, since it's the princess who interceded, I will forgive their sins, get up."

"It was written by my father himself. He has great admiration for His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty. He wished he could spread his wings and meet His Majesty."

Xu Fenglei shrugged.

Tang Jian patted his head twice, and said helplessly,
"Diplomatic between the two countries, don't talk about these things, you can discuss them in private."

Haogong Qianhe's smile faltered again, and he gritted his teeth slightly.

"come!"

However, there is Mr. Xu next to him, he likes to tease others, which makes his diplomatic work really difficult.

"Ha, this is mutton. It was driven down from the grasslands of northern Xinjiang, and it was carefully cooked by the chef to make it so delicious."

Haogong Qianhe also swallowed the piece of meat, looked at Xu Fenglei, not in the slightest annoyance, but smiled lightly and said,
"As Xu Jun said, Dongying is barren and its products are scarce, so it cannot be compared with Datang."

"Of course I brought the letter of credence, Mr. Tang Jian."

"Not to mention being proficient in your language, I can only speak a few words."

Showing a hint of apology, she cupped her hands and said,
"Qianhe misunderstood. Xu Jun is right. Reproduction is a major plan of the ethnic group. There is nothing to be ashamed of."

Pharmacist Huiri pulled a piece of mutton steak into his mouth, and then took a big mouthful of rice, with an expression of great enjoyment on his face.

I don't know where this topic has gone wrong!A dignified diplomatic banquet, where you discuss sex and reproduction, is simply...

Tang Jian hurriedly came out to smooth things over and said,
"The food and drink are ready, Princess Qianhe, and the two envoys, please be seated."

To be honest, compared with the gang of barbarians, the Dongpu envoy's eating habits are very good, and they are also very restrained.

"Damn..."

Haogong Qianhe was taken aback for a moment, and then his face suddenly turned red.

With the sword out of the body, Inugami Mita Suki and Pharmacist Hui Ri reluctantly stepped forward, cupped their hands and said:
"Thank you Xu Jun."

Could it be that this is really not an insulting mockery, but a serious exchange and discussion?
Haogong Qianhe was a little confused...

Xu Fenglei took a mouthful of rice, winked at Haogong Qianhe, and said with a smile,

"Your Majesty!"

"Thank you Tang Jiangong."

"Xu Jun really knows how to joke..."

He said thanks, but in his heart he probably scolded Xu Fenglei's eighteen generations of ancestors all over the place!
"You're welcome, I don't care about you two little Baga."

"As a princess of Dongying, I have some knowledge, but I have never heard of the origin of the kimono. Please stop believing these insulting rumors, Mr. Xu."

Pfft!
There was a crisp sound, and one person knelt down, but it was not the two messengers, but Haogong Qianhe!

Tang Jian helped his forehead, and could only say repeatedly:

He is really convinced by Xu Fenglei!

With a serious look on his face, he said sternly,
"The sage said, food, sex, and sex are also human nature. Eating and making babies are the right way, and there is nothing to shy away from."

Inugami Mita and Yakushi Eri struggled and roared, their eyes were red.

Two people: "!!!"

Xu Fenglei waved his hand very generously.

"Okay, okay, that's right, turn the sword into jade, and turn the sword into jade."

"cough!"

"Princess, no!"

"How come they can't get used to it? On that barren island country, what they eat every day is either radishes or pickles. It's a godsend to get some fish to eat."

Xu Fenglei nodded in satisfaction.

"Didn't recruit me? He scolded me for being badass and still called me not recruited? I think you are a bastard too."

Outrageous!

She didn't expect that the other party would talk to her so seriously, and even cited examples from the Qin and Han Dynasties...

The four Yiwei shouted orders in unison, and the loud voice echoed in the courtyard, shaking their feet weakly.

"I will pass it on to His Majesty as soon as possible."

However, Haogong Qianhe ignored them, still knelt on the ground, motionless.

Haogong Qianhe forced a smile, changed the subject and said,

Inugami Mita responded, and took out a beautiful box from his carry-on package, and handed it to Hao Gong Chizuru.

She is a little angry!

She calmed down her breathing slightly, and said in a calm tone,
"Somewhat ridiculous."

"We lost our composure."

"How can you kneel on our behalf? Get up quickly, let's kneel and apologize, just kneel and apologize!"

"What kind of meat is this? It's so fragrant and tender..."

Princess Dongying knelt down!

"Yeah!" The two chewed on the delicious food and nodded again and again.

"Just, I hope you will remember that the dignity of the Tang Dynasty is even more inviolable. No matter who it is, it is absolutely forbidden to insult and abuse the ministers of the Celestial Dynasty. Otherwise, only knives and swords are waiting for him."

Thinking of this, her fingernails began to scratch her palm.

he laughed,
"By the way, Princess Qianhe, have you brought a kimono to Datang? Can you show me how to wear it?"

In the next second, she also took a mouthful of rice and closed her eyes.

"Delicious, so delicious..."

Inugami Mita and Pharmacist Hui Ri also turned dark, but they had suffered a loss just now, so naturally they didn't dare to attack at this moment, so they could only stare at Xu Fenglei.

How could Inugami Mita and Yakushi Huiri stand such verbal ridicule?All of them blushed and clenched their fists.

Tang Jian threw a piece of mutton into his mouth, chewed it twice, and introduced with a smile,

Inugami Mita and Yakushi Huiri's eyes widened, and they stretched out their hands excitedly, wanting to help their highness the princess, but the sword around their necks was tightly locked, preventing them from moving.

During the banquet, hot meals were served on the table.

He continued,
"I heard that the women in your place carry pillows behind their backs, saying that it is for the convenience of intercourse and childbirth, anytime, anywhere, if they want... Is that so?"

"It is a supreme enjoyment to be able to eat white rice, let alone mutton? I'm afraid I have never tasted such a delicacy in my life."

Tang Jian received the box and replied,

He tilted his head and sneered.

It's hard, the fist is hard again!

"Since it is a letter of credence, it should be personally issued by His Majesty."

Tang Jian gave a dry cough, and said to Haogong Qianhe,
"Princess Qianhe, did you bring your credentials during your visit to the Tang Dynasty?"

"It seems that your bones are not that hard, at least not as hard as my Da Tang's knife."

I have never been wronged like this since I grew up so big!

"No gaffe, no gaffe, as long as it suits your taste."

After the words were finished, she lowered her raised head with a look of repentance.

Xu Fenglei nodded.

"Does Mr. Tang Jian want to take a look first, or hand it over to His Majesty Tang directly?"

Because the bone-chilling steel knife has been suppressed!
And right now.

To be honest, he really doesn't understand.

Good guy, after a meal of suppression, he still said that he has a good temper, is it for their own good?
Uncle, if you have a good temper, there will be no bad people in the whole Tang Dynasty!

"I see."

Xu Fenglei smiled and waved his hands.

"Except for Baga, I only know how to buy discs, move libraries, and so on. I don't know much about others."

In my impression, Xu Fenglei is quite talkative. Even when he was the general of the Peking University, he was quite gentle. He basically didn't do anything violent. Everyone was talking and laughing.

"You two, hurry up and thank Jun Xu!"

Xu Fenglei snorted coldly and said with his hands behind his back,
"Also, you should invite people to the table according to the order of seniority and inferiority. You should invite me first and then invite them. You don't know any rules. You should still be the minister of Honghe Temple..."

Originally, the faces of the two messengers were still a little stiff, but when they saw the rich dishes and smelled the alluring fragrance, their eyes were straightened.

"Grand Xu, please do too."

"Are the two envoys used to it?"

"Aiya... It's time to eat, so don't embarrass Princess Qianhe."

Xu Fenglei picked up a chopstick and threw it into his mouth, and said casually,

"It can be seen that Mr. Xu is very interested in Dongying. I met you in Datang. You are the first Tang person to know Dongying. If there is a chance, I really want to invite you to visit Dongying and get to know us. The customs of Dongying, I think, by then, you will be able to feel the simplicity of my Dongying people."

Tang Jian's face darkened.

Even the rice was so sweet that she couldn't help but want to use her tongue to sip, grind, and suck the sweetness in the rice grains.

But the head is lowered.

"...Xu Jun didn't know where he heard the rumors, it's really..."

But this time, there was no anger on the faces of Inugami Mita and Yakushi Eri, but a bit of embarrassment and shame.

"Princess!"

"Thank you Xu Jun for your advice."

"Mr. Dog."

Just as the three of them were enjoying themselves, a voice came out of nowhere.

Haogong Qianhe laughed.

Haogong Qianhe's expression recovered instantly, and he smiled at Tang Jian.

"From Xu Jun's words, you seem to know Dongying very well. Not only are you proficient in Japanese language, but you also understand our customs?"

Haogong Qianhe twitched the corner of his mouth: "...there is a chance."

No matter how well-mannered she is, she can't stand Xu Fenglei's repeated humiliation and ridicule!

This kind of taste is something she has never enjoyed in Dongying for more than ten years.

In fact, when the letter of credence was handed in, Fang Xuanling and the others must have read it first, and then handed it over to Li Shimin.

"Not to mention you, we in the Central Plains still wore crotch trousers during the Qin and Han Dynasties. One of the uses was to facilitate sexual desires and help reproduction!"

"Mr. Xu, the two envoys offended you. According to your request, they should kneel down and apologize to you."

Just by looking at his expression, it is not too much to say that he is so excited!

"Insulting? No...I think it's quite normal."

"You must look beautiful in a kimono, I'm looking forward to it."

……

He stomped his feet and couldn't help crying,
"I'm not the minister of Honglu Temple, I'm Temiang's first grandson, and I'll serve you!"

The eyes of Inugami Mita and Yakushi Huiri's eyes became wider, and they looked like they wanted to swallow Xu Fenglei alive.

Xu Fenglei narrowed his eyes, showing contempt.

Haogong Qianhe cupped his hands and led the two into the back room.

The attendants also thoughtfully poured wine for everyone.

"Oh."

"Okay, okay, I really yearn for it."

As soon as this remark came out, the three of Dongying's faces froze, and they stopped enjoying.

"Then, Princess Qianhe, let's discuss it in private."

Haogong Qianhe's smiling face suddenly froze.

"Then thank you Tang Jianjun."

Haogong Qianhe smiled and seemed very happy.

However, just as Tang Jian took the box and was about to close it, a hand stretched out.

"Wait, let me take a look first."

(End of this chapter)