not a monster

They traveled 38 kilometers in an instant, and in that instant, they surpassed the speed of light.

Does it look good?
Wang Xilou asked himself this way.

How many times has he looked up at the moon since he was a child?
How could it be counted.

When he was five years old, Liu Xiaoxiao told him that he used the telescope at home to see the most beautiful woman in the world on the moon, and a big and fat rabbit, which could be eaten for a long time if it was made into spicy bunny. Her family had a telescope, and children in the old street wanted to please her if they wanted to play with her telescope.

Feng Wuli didn't have a telescope at home, so he ran back and asked Wang Xilou if there were Chang'e and Moon Rabbit on the moon.

It is estimated that all children have asked adults such messy questions. He didn't know how other adults answered his own children. He just remembered that Wang Xilou pinched his face and said to him: "What is the most beautiful woman in the world? How can Master be as beautiful? Master is the most beautiful woman in the world, remember?"

"Then, is there any beautiful sister who is not as good as Wang Xilou?"

"No, it's just a big dirt ball, nothing."

Then she took out a large pottery pot from the yard, and she put her hands on her hips and said, "The soil in this pot was brought back at that time, and the vegetables can't even grow."

"You can't prove that there is only soil on it and nothing else."

"Why are you stupid than a lazy sheep? If you want something else, the master will tear it down and move it back. It's not just soil, the master can only dig a pot of soil and go away!"

Xiaofeng was enlightened all of a sudden without reason, looked at the vat of soil, and nodded heavily.

Since then, he has no curiosity about the moon in the sky.

Then he filled a cup of soil with a paper cup, ran to Liu Xiaoxiao's house in a hurry, and said, "You are lying, there is no spicy bunny on it, only soil. Look, this is the soil that Wang Xilou brought back from the moon."

Liu Xiaoxiao was astonished as a man of heaven: "You can brag better than me."

Liu Xiaoxiao's father watched the two children talking thoughtfully.

The last time Wang Xilou took him to a faraway place was in elementary school or junior high school, riding her obsolete Honda ladies motorcycle, and drove him to NMG for horseback riding, and it was Feng Wuli who took her out to play afterwards.

After many years, Wang Xilou took him to the moon again, which was 38 kilometers away.

It is true that there is no Wu Gang who chopped osmanthus trees, there is no Guanghan Palace, and there is no spicy rabbit. This can be confirmed as Feng Wuli grows up. It is just a natural satellite with a diameter of [-] kilometers.

She is wearing a very western style in the last century, and it can't be said that it is not good-looking now, but it looks ordinary in a light pink skirt. The upper body is a pure white shirt with a butterfly collar. She is dressed like an English teacher.

"Very nice." He answered her question just now.

"I'm asking if your master looks good."

"That means you look good."

Wang Xilou's smile faltered, but he smiled a little embarrassedly, and then pretended to be fierce: "Don't hurry up to please Master, I'll go back in a hurry, are you afraid of leaving you here alone?"

"Did you forget that your Yang God is still here with me?"

"Master, can you see the scenery?"

"Come on." He bared his teeth, although he knew it was fake, but Wang Xilou's respectful appearance of a little maid was quite impressive.

"Come here, sit next to Master." She excitedly pulled him to a nearby rock, sat down, and waved to him.

"Speaking of it, how can I move freely here? The temperature and air pressure feel the same as on Earth. It seems that only the gravity is different."

"It's the same principle as when I took you flying just now, as long as you twist some of the rules around you, you can achieve this effect, probably after becoming a fairy, but you will be suppressed by the seven gods on the earth. Among them, because Master was originally a fairy who borrowed the rules of the ancient gods, he will be suppressed even more severely in the ancient gods' territory."

"I see... did you come up often before?"

"I don't come here often, what's so interesting about coming here, there's no one to talk to."

Feng Wuli sat beside her, and the two of them sat on the top of the mountain, looking at the distant hometown.

The entire earth cannot be seen, only the upper two-thirds are bright, and the lower half is still in the shadows. It is really a water ball, blue covers most of the area, and the rest of the land is looming under the smoke clouds that are so thick that they cannot be melted.

Wang Xilou pointed him in a direction and said, "See, Junsha is there."

"Where can I see, the most I can see is where is Asia."

"Weak! I tell you to hurry up and practice."

"It's impossible to become a fairy all at once, no matter how fast, what do you take this thing for?"

"Master, if you practice casually, you will be so good."

"You are very talented."

Feng Wuli put his hands behind him and looked at the earth. There is no doubt that there must be someone on the earth looking at the moon in the sky. Could someone hold an astronomical telescope and just look at them? If they saw two people sitting on it, the degree of broken worldview would be no less than seeing SpongeBob SquarePants and sending big stars to catch jellyfish on the bottom of the sea.

Or there are countless people who simply look up at the moon. They look up and see that the moon tonight is no different, but they don’t know that there are people on the moon who are also looking up at them on the earth.

By the way, among so many people, there must be people who think that the moon is beautiful tonight, and then take out their mobile phones to take pictures. One in a thousand of the 30 billion people who look up at the moon, if they choose to take pictures of the moon, there will be more than 300 million photos of him and Wang Xilou tonight, which will appear on the mobile phones of more than 300 million people, even if they do not actually occupy the position of a single pixel.

Or maybe there will be a child who asks the childish question, asking adults, is there a beautiful sister on the moon, how will the adults answer, most likely they will say no, in fact there are, but it is not Chang'e, she is the most beautiful, lovely, gentle and virtuous woman in the world, Ms. Wang Xilou.

As soon as he thought of it, he laughed. The Wang Xilou next to him, who kept pointing to him without stopping, saw him laughing, and asked him what he was laughing at, and if he thought of something funny, and quickly told her about it.

"there is nothing."

"You are so boring, Master will tell you everything that comes to mind, you still have something to hide!"

"It's nothing, shall we take some pictures?"

"Okay."

The two got up and started to take pictures again, landscape photos in space, family portraits on the earth, Wang Xilou's concave shape supporting the earth, Feng Wuli also changed the direction, doing the same pose as him, she said to go back and change these two photos into WeChat avatars.

Wang Xilou is a beautiful woman, and he is also very handsome, so it is okay to use it as a profile picture.

As for what other people will think when they see such a head portrait, it must be a special effect, and it is impossible to actually go to the moon. No matter how big the imagination is, it is impossible to think in this direction.

The moon is a quiet satellite, silent all year round. Today, there are two more boring humans, and it suddenly becomes very lively. It seems that there are the sounds of them talking and joking everywhere. There are only two people. If the camera is farther away, the sound feels so loud that the moon shakes.

There are also group photos, but there are no passers-by on the moon, and it is unrealistic to run 38 kilometers back to bring a passerby to take pictures for them, so I asked You Huang to come out and take pictures for them with a camera.

"Just wait a moment and press this to take a picture."

The mobile phone was like a matchbox in her hand, she squeezed it close to her face, and nodded seriously towards Feng Feng unreasonably.

"sorry to bother you."

She shook her head as a no-brainer.

The quality of the two masters and apprentices is not very high. Wang Xilou took a stone and carved words on the mountain—'Feng xli and Wang xlou came here for a visit 2018.8.30'

"I'll engrave it too, give it to me."

Feng Wuli engraved: "We shouldn't believe the words of the people on earth, damn it, there is not much time left, King Pine Nut will definitely lead everyone to occupy the earth again..."

Wang Xilou kept laughing: "What did you write?"

Feng Wuli just smiled and threw the stone casually.

Anyway, it is impossible for anyone to see this sentence.

They also played badminton, which can be hit very far with a light tap, and the trajectory of the badminton is not like a parabola, it is almost straight out, so they can't hit upwards, and they have to aim at a place a little higher than the opponent.

After playing badminton, I danced checkered with him again. The gravity of the moon makes it easy for me to jump out, and I need some skills.

After dancing, Wang Xilou took out a scrapped women's motorcycle, which was the one she had driven before. It seemed that she had moved a lot of things from the incense and candle shop in the old street to the land of nothing.

I saw her holding a helmet, shaking her head, with a domineering expression on her face: "That handsome guy over there, can you sit down?"

"Can you drive this car?"

"It's just not allowed on the road, it can be driven."

Feng Wuli sat on it, and when he put his arms around her waist, Wang Xilou turned his head to warn him not to moleste Limo's master, then put on the helmet, inserted the key, and turned it—and turned his back on his back.

"Will you drive?"

"No, what's the matter with the inability to drive?"

"You can't do it, I'll drive." Feng Wuli was eager to drive a motorcycle on the moon.

"Let's go, let's go, I'm Mo's master now." Wang Xilou was younger than him.

After trying many times and Wang Xilou adjusted several times, he finally set off steadily.

It's an inexplicable sand sculpture, but it's really fun. Anyway, there is no one on the road, so she drives on a rampage.

From time to time, the car would fly into the air, and then slowly fall down. No matter how far it goes, there is still a huge glowing planet behind it, always reminding Feng Wuli that they are now 38 kilometers away from the earth, and they are now driving a Honda women's motorcycle on the moon in the forbidden zone of life.

The moon is a wasteland with nothing but desolation behind it.

"Switch to me."

"Master hasn't been driving for long."

He shook Wang Xilou's shoulder: "If you drive any further, the car will be damaged by you."

"Okay, okay, I'll open it for you."

Stop and change.

Wang Xilou put on the helmet for him, sat behind and hugged his waist: "Let's go!"

Feng made an unreasonable U-turn, headed towards the earth, towards the glowing planet in front, but the distance did not shorten at all, which is of course. Wang Xilou took pictures and recorded videos with his mobile phone behind.

There are only two boring people on the moon.

When the game was almost over, Feng Wuli felt that he should go back, Wang Xilou gave him another surprise, and couldn't go back for the time being.

She scratched her head and said with some embarrassment: "The rules of that place have been changed, and the mark left by Master can't be used. I don't know if it's because of Odin you just said. If Master wants to go back, he has to relocate to that mark, or Master will take you to fly back, but that would be slower..."

In other words, the springboard for the transfer was banned, and now she has to crack it again.

Feng Wuli looked at her expressionlessly.

Wang Xilou tried to act like a baby to get forgiveness, but he was not angry, but he felt powerless against her unreliable behavior.

"How long will it take?" He said angrily.

"It won't take long, just a few hours. It will be ready tomorrow. Master left a back door there. Although it is the rule of other gods, Odin is not a god. He is just a fairy like a gatekeeper, just like the Eastern Prince."

"Then shall we sleep here for the night?"

"Master also brought the bed in the incense and candle shop." She really moved out a bed and put it on the moon.

It's hard to explain this kind of thing, Feng Wuli never imagined that one day he would sleep on the moon for one night, the good news is that at least he can sleep on the bed.

He didn't know what to say about her, so he glanced at her speechlessly, Wang Xilou shrank his neck guiltily, and said in a low voice, "It will be over soon."

"Do you think I can sleep?"

"Ham, what's the matter, where is it not sleeping? When you wake up, it's time to take care of it."

"I gather at 06:30 every day."

“Absolutely be there before 06:30!”

Feng Wuli sat on the bed, stretched his hands and collapsed on the bed, emptied himself, looked at the earth in front of him, and sat up again: "How can you sleep in this environment."

"Why do you have so many things?" She has the aura of a strong person, obviously always unable to keep up with the changes of the times, but now she can easily adapt to the environment. Wang Xilou took off his shoes and socks and put them on the side of the bed. After spreading the quilt and pillows, she had an expression of "the bed is already made, don't make so many demands on me, you boy, and master will be angry if you are any more self-willed."

But this is not to say that you can sleep with a bed, "I always feel like sleeping on the street, as if I am being watched."

"Who is watching you?" Wang Xilou was confused.

Feng Wuli had a toothache on his face: "The big earth is in front of me."

"You can't even see it yourself. Is there anyone else with better eyesight than you?"

"Isn't there still immortals, and others have astronomical telescopes, maybe they can see it too."

Wang Xilou felt that what he said was also reasonable.

The master and apprentice thought about it, and finally Wang Xilou flew to the back of the moon with the bed on his shoulders and his apprentice in his arms.

Now there is no huge water polo, only the bright and vast starry sky is left, the two of them are lying in the sky full of stars, occasionally a shooting star flickers, it seems that there is a huge secret hidden in the dark and boundless depths of the universe, Feng Wuli is distracted for a while, and starts to think wildly in his mind: the relationship between matter and energy, how inorganic matter becomes organic matter, if there are alien creatures, what kind of life state and life do alien creatures lead...

"Still sleeping? You still have military training tomorrow."

The weak are still complaining, but the strong always quickly adapt to the environment. Wang Xilou has already covered himself with a small quilt, kicked his foot, and the other side of the quilt also covered him.

She looked at the little apprentice looking at the universe and didn't know what she was thinking, so she leaned closer and waved her hand in front of him: "What are you thinking about so preoccupied?"

Feng Wuli had a serious expression on his face: "I am desperate for the heat death of the universe."

Such a great universe will eventually become a dead silence, what is really eternal.

Naturally, Wang Xilou didn't understand, she just thought that Mantian Xinghui was very beautiful.

She said, "Pretty?"

"Beautiful." He pushed away the man's hand that had come up to touch his abs.

"I'm asking Master if he's pretty." She stretched out her hand again.

He rolled her eyes and said, "The universe is not as pretty as you, so don't touch your hands."

"Hee hee, look at your military training results, why does it feel the same as before?"

Feng Wuli said that he would also check the results of your yoga exercise.

Wang Xilou dodges again and again, the universe is boundless, the back of the moon is very empty, but the bed is so big, where can she hide.

The two were fighting and fighting, talking less and less, Feng Wuli suddenly remembered the purpose of a small part of his plan to come back tonight, but he didn't mean it because the scene was overwhelming, instead Wang Xilou kept provoking him.

Feng Wuli said that she still couldn't fall asleep, but Wang Xilou already had the answer in his heart, but he still asked what he could do if he couldn't sleep. He didn't have a mobile phone to play with or a TV to watch, so Feng Wuli asked her if she wanted to tell her a story.

"Why don't I want to listen to your story."

"It's just not like it." Her voice was soft.

"Master."

"what?"

"I just thought about some problems, and some of them didn't understand. I might need your help."

"Si, what are you thinking about? Tell me, is it related to practice?" Wang Xilou wanted to maintain the posture of a strict teacher when he was in love, and the way he talked to him with a sullen face was not too cute.

"It's related to the birth of life..."

The quilt slipped to the ground, the universe was silent, and this place was like an absurd dream. Wang Xilou looked at the sky full of stars behind him dimly, surrounded by craters, a gray-white moon, and a blue planet behind the moon.

Wang Xilou hugged his neck, kissed it, and whispered in his ear: "Can I come back for dinner after the military training tomorrow, Master will not see you even if he wants to."

Feng Wuli suddenly thought, it seemed that every night when he called, it was not him who called back, but Wang Xilou who called him.

He asked in a low voice, "How did 500 years come?"

"Can not remember."

There is no day and night in the universe, and it seems that it will never dawn here. The backside of the dead moon is a little more angry tonight.

The next day, Feng Wuli felt refreshed.

The climbing over the wall is very smooth, and the movements are more and more beautiful. Once you step on it, you turn over, and the lawn is underneath. In just one week, the grass in a small area has collapsed. It is estimated that in the next four years, there will be no grass in this area.

Feng has no ideals, will he never see the school gate for four years in college...

But today was really short of time, and they were ambushed when they came back. When they returned from the moon to the earth, it was just dark in Switzerland, and a man with thick eyebrows and big eyes riding an eight-legged horse threw a spear at them as soon as they appeared.

Wang Xilou was not afraid of him, but she was busy sending her apprentices to school, and she was not unreasonable. If she didn't want to kill the gatekeeper Xian, she would fight and retreat, so she came back a little late.

After all, it is not good to climb over the wall, so let's go through the front door next time.

Feng Wuli hurried over to gather, but was still more than ten minutes late.

Punishment for being late is not severe, just running laps, he doesn't care much about physical punishment. The instructor saw his mentality and knew that this good-looking bastard was difficult to treat. He said: "Forget it, don't run laps, go back and write an [-]-word self-criticism, and hand it in within two days."

Feng Wuli's face became ugly, and someone below secretly laughed.

"Do you hear clearly?"

"Report! Listen clearly!"

"Return to the team!"

In the morning, the task was still to fight martial arts. Feng Wuli had a good image. Someone came to ask him to go to the academy's phalanx. After he heard that he would be more tired, he expressed his willingness to go, but his instructor asked him to write an [-]-word self-criticism, so he really didn't have the energy to go to the academy's phalanx.

Xie Jieshu had a good image at first, but she dyed her hair blond. She had to dye it back if she didn't go to the military training at school, but she definitely couldn't do it if she went to the phalanx.

The sun was getting stronger and stronger, the instructor blew the whistle and called for a break, and then went to chat with the female instructor next door.

Feng Wuli hangs out with his roommate, and after a few days of getting to know each other quickly, Zhang Li looks tough but is really a Two-dimensional, and we make an appointment with him to go to the comic exhibition at station B next month, Zheng Chuanbo wants to have a vigorous first love in college, but suffers from no practical experience, Wang Qingfeng teaches him love skills every day, even though he has zero love experience.

"I think that Tingting in Xie Jieshu's dormitory has an affair with you. Didn't she also get along with you last time?" The dog-headed military division gave him advice.

"No, isn't she chatting well with everyone?"

"Absolutely. I've seen her secretly look at you several times these days."

"Brother Feng, what do you think?"

"Qingfeng is right." He just felt very happy.

Wang Qingfeng looked at you, even the only one who had a love experience said so.

Zheng Chuanbo was dubious.

The assembly whistle was blown, and the coolness that had just passed through was immediately scorched by the scorching heat, but this whistle didn't seem to be for training.

The instructor said: "Don't brag, we will have a joint performance with the third battalion and fifth company next door. Do you want to sign up actively?"

"Be positive! If no one signs up, the performance will not be held. If you don't do it, you will continue to practice military boxing. You will train until twelve o'clock for dinner. Come on, sign up for a few now. What kind of professional is the fifth company next door? It is a liberal arts major, and there are many female students.”

There must be some people who want to perform, and there are also those who stand up because they are afraid that there will not be enough people to perform. They are all boys. I guess there are seven or eight people. In fact, there are already many people. When the venue heats up, there will definitely be more than this number.

"You, Feng Wuli, you join one."

Feng Wuidean finds a few little monsters to use sacks to mess with him at night.

"If you perform one, you don't have to submit the review, can you do it?"

None other than me!

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