not a monster

The third battalion and the fifth company are indeed a class with a lot of girls, or it can be said that it is a nunnery. There are more than 70 men and seven or eight men, which is similar to their two professional classes with more than 100 good men and ten women.

The dog-headed military commander began to make suggestions with Zheng Chuanbo: "This is a good opportunity to do a joint performance with the business English class. I think it will work if you sang in the ice-breaking operation last time. You performed well. There will definitely be girls coming to play with your WeChat!"

Feng Wuli interjected: "Don't learn how to speak from me." The emphasized word "engagement" is definitely imitating his Fran dialect, this person is actually a black-hearted roommate.

"But it's not about Tingting..."

"What are you talking about about Tingting at this time!" He hated iron but steel.

Xie Jieshu's roommate over there was also chattering, which disturbed her ears.

Tingting frowned: "The enemy, Jieshu, look at the monitor of the business English class, who has been staring at your house unreasonably!"

"What the hell! Several of them are unreasonable!"

Xie Jieshu was speechless: "Aren't you staring at him less?"

"How can you say that! We don't have any extravagant thoughts!"

"Then who told him to be so handsome, we'll see you and you won't give it now? You can ask Yibao, she will definitely see it too."

Yibao was that very quiet roommate, she faltered and couldn't speak.

Xie Jieshu had a headache: "I've said it's not what you think, we're just friends."

"Just be proud! You'll cry if you've been robbed!"

Tingting frowned again: "Speaking of which, have you noticed that the avatar has been changed for no reason, it's a girl, but it should be an online picture..."

"How did you notice that he changed his profile picture?" Xie Jieshu couldn't help asking.

"Oh that's not the point!"

A few girls chirped to see, Tingting went to the water place to get back her phone, she clicked on it and saw that she was indeed a very beautiful girl, she looked like she was standing on the moon, holding the earth with her hands.

"This picture is so awesome, it's just like the real thing." Several girls were shocked, not only because of the beauty of the girl in the profile picture, but also because of the beautiful picture.

"It should be an online map bar."

"The online pictures are not as good-looking as our Jieshu!"

"No, I'm not as good-looking as her."

Xie Jieshu shook her head in denial. Looking at the profile picture, she said seriously that she was ashamed of herself compared to the girl in the profile picture, and then kept praising the beauty of the girl in the profile picture.

Her roommates were taken aback by what she said.

The instructor dragged a stereo and microphone from somewhere.

Two companies, nearly [-] people, a group of Haiyang in camouflage uniforms, found a somewhat shady place to perform together, and there was a large area in the middle. Several roommates were asking him what he was going to perform later, whether he was going to perform magic again.

Feng Wuidean thought about it or forget it, that day was night, and there were not many people, now there are more than 100 people in broad daylight, he doesn't want to be this conspicuous bag, "I'll go up and sing a song."

Zheng Chuanbo pulled his arm: "Everyone sings, it's too common for you to sing too."

"That can't be helped." He just didn't want to write a review, and now he has taken out his mobile phone and opened NetEase Cloud to see what is good to go up and sing a song later. His singing is not good, and the advantage is that he is not afraid of shame.

The girls in the next class are very eye-catching. They wear loose military training uniforms and ugly military training shoes. They can sing and dance, and they are also very nutritious. Those who dare to show themselves are very confident. Confident girls are very beautiful, and Feng Wuli admires them quietly.

The boys are also very active in expressing themselves.

Maybe there are more girls, which is more exciting than the ice-breaking operation that night.

Sure enough, a few people signed up at the beginning, but gradually they couldn't close the venue. Some people sang, danced, and asked the instructor to move the guitar back. It was like a small concert, with magic tricks, continuous backflips, and even some people talking about Rat.

Very lively, very youthful.

Xie Jieshu went up and sang "Insects Fly", and she beat a group of female fairies in Business English by herself.

Many people below sang along, and while singing, Xie Jieshu's eyes fell on someone in the crowd.

"Bugs Fly"

"Bugs Fly"

"Who are you missing"

The boys in class A booed and shouted loudly, and the people in class B noticed something, and some people looked at the dazzling girls above and felt sad.

The next time Feng Wuli went up, even the students in class A were very loud. Class B asked the person in class A not quite clearly. He knew that this person performed magic magic well, so he was looking forward to it. As for the girls in the business English class next door, even those who were not watching the show and looked down at their mobile phones silently looked up. According to their observation, this person was the most handsome among a large group of men.

He stretched out his hand to signal the students in Class A to be calm.

Then he went up and sang "Unity is Strength", which was extremely perfunctory, and a group of people booed him, but he didn't care.

Anyway, there is no need to write a review.

Someone called him to do another magic trick that night, but he declined saying that he was not ready today.

A girl from Shangying also came over and asked if she could add a WeChat account, saying that he sang well.

Feng Wuli touched his face.

At this moment, the sky turned dark, and gray clouds rushed over here. Within a few minutes, there was a damp smell in the air, and it seemed that it was going to rain.

The instructor blew his whistle and shouted to disband, not only their phalanx, the whistle sounded one after another on the playground, but the rain came suddenly, and the scene seemed a little flustered.

Feng Wuli felt that if they were sent to fight, it would be over. Fortunately, they were only in university military training.

But it's good to rain, so there's no need for military training.

"Are you going back for dinner tonight?" He went over to ask Xie Jieshu, who was wiping the ends of her rain-drenched hair with a tissue in her backpack.

"How to get out of the military training." She glanced at him, and took out another tissue: "Wipe it yourself, and they will start booing again later."

"Not too wet."

"Don't dry it, just wait for the middle age to fade away."

"Just climb over the wall and get out."

"You think I can turn over?"

"I can carry you over there."

"If you want to hug me, you can directly mention it. I can find a place where no one is around and promise you, 100 yuan a time."

Feng Wuli's expression was wonderful: "Wang Xilou is not much prettier than you." How can there be so much self-indulgence.

"After the military training is over, we can come and go freely."

"Row."

I ate at the canteen at noon. The dishes in the canteen were very ordinary, but the advantage was that there was plenty of oil and water, so I could eat very full.

But I don't know if it's because of the heavy exercise, or because this kind of canteen digests the food mixed with oil and water too quickly in order to save costs. Feng Wuli gets hungry soon after every meal. He knows that Xie Jieshu's bag has a lot of small snacks.

I don’t know if all the girls would put chocolates, biscuits and the like in their bags. Wang Xilou’s bag would always have the snacks he liked when he was a child. Oh, there are more in Youhuang’s, but Youhuang’s is basically expired.

Every time he told her during a training break, he ran to the place where the water was placed under the shade of a tree to look through her bag.

Her bag is not a shoulder bag, but a small black shoulder bag with the Louis Vuitton logo on it, which looks like those used by famous ladies. In addition to snacks, there are tissues, perfume, and lipstick inside.

Under the sun, some boys in the company watched him unscrupulously rummaging through the goddess's bag. He knew he had no chance, and he didn't even have any thoughts about Xie Jieshu in his heart, but he still couldn't help but envy him. How could he stop being envious, his molars were crushed!

Xie Jieshu is so beautiful woo woo woo!

In the class with a total of ten girls, Di Lieba came out.

Feng Wuli walked into the company, carrying Xie Jieshu's bag like someone's head, and asked a few roommates, and the boys who had a good time with him these days: "Dried beef, do you want to eat?"

Several boys suddenly felt that their social status had been improved.

The beef shop in the goddess bag.

All thanks to Lord Ron.

Zheng Chuanbo rubbed his hands: "This is not good."

"It's okay, I bought them all."

"Thank you Brother Feng."

Su Hui gnawed on the jerky and said, "My hometown is from Guizhou. Next time, I will ask my dad to send over two catties of beef jerky that I made myself."

Monk Hua continued: "My hometown is in eastern Guangdong, next time I will ask my dad to send two Hu Jianren."

"My hometown is in the west of Guangdong. Next time, I will ask my dad to send me two watch pots."

The topic gradually changed, chatting and laughing while eating dried beef.

After disbanding in the afternoon, climb over the wall.

As soon as he returned to the flower shop, a woman who didn't know if it was Po Nu or Wang Xilou ran over aggressively and grabbed his arms: "Did you go to the moon with Wang Xilou last night?"

It seems to be a slave.

"Yeah, I came down once I went up. There's really no fun up there." He gently broke away from Po Nu's hand and straightened her crooked apron. She seemed to be the only one in the flower shop, oh no, there was a little fox girl behind the counter, drawing with colored pencils, and a black cat beside her was watching her draw.

With a betrayed expression on his face, Po Nu looked up at him weeping and complaining: "Why didn't you take me!"

This face, which is exactly the same as Wang Xilou's, has a special attack effect on him, Feng Wuli felt a little guilty: "It really comes down as soon as it goes up."

"You lied to me! You didn't come back all night last night!"

"Will you take me next time?" He coaxed softly.

In the end, Po Nu couldn't stop talking, and stared at him with watery eyes: "Are you still working on it?"

Feng Wuli almost choked on his saliva.

Po Nu was too fierce, he couldn't stand it anymore, he repeatedly changed the subject: "Wang Xilou, why isn't it here?"

"Oh, my mother came over at noon, and now I'm going back. Recently, Wenhua Street doesn't allow cars to come in. The car parked outside Wang Xilou and went to see her off."

"She came here at noon, why didn't you tell me."

"Didn't you want military training? She also knew you were in military training, so she drove us to Wuyi Square for a big meal. That frog was absolutely delicious! We flattered Chifu for a long time before she agreed to learn how to make it for us next time."

"Don't bully Chifu all the time..."

Po Nufeng turned around: "Don't change the topic! Tell me, are you talking to Wang Xilou on the moon..."

Before she finished speaking, she was blocked by Feng Wuli's good hand, Po Nu didn't obey him, and after breaking away, she shouted that she really wanted to do that, and wanted to go to the moon with him for an interview, and what she said in front of the whole earth... the more she said, the more she spoke.

"Don't talk nonsense, it's on the back of the moon."

"Then next time I will do it with you on the front of the moon!"

"Shut up, you." He had a terrible headache.

"Okay, you're still killing me!" Po Nu looked resentful, and attacked Feng Wuli, imitating the boxer on TV, and quickly punched Feng Wuli in the waist.

Feng Wuli looked back at her, and she immediately jumped back and pulled away, with 'murderous look' in her eyes, and even the steps of boxing on her feet, jumping and jumping, while protecting her face with both hands, then dodged left and right to avoid the air, and looked at Feng Wuli with 'murderous look' in her eyes:
"I'm going to use the Irish cross lock on you!"

Isn't that thing for wrestling? It has something to do with boxing.

There is no logic in Po Nu's mind, and no one knows what she is thinking in the next second, but he thinks this stinky sister is very funny, and the days of being nervous from time to time add a lot of fun to ordinary life.

This man was also a good actor, and he still had lines in his mouth: "Damn man, I won't hand over my sister to you!" As he spoke, he punched him on the back again.

Feng Wuli looked at it happily, and asked, "Where did you learn such a mess?"

"Please call me the UFC pervert—Poulu."

She was still playing the role of a boxer, with a serious face, stepping on the Tyson butterfly step that she didn't quite learn, punching the air quickly, showing her strength, and then staring straight at her opponent, ready to go up and give this man some sweetness at any time.

Feng Wuli was tired all day, and now he has no energy to play with her.

Ye Ji rushed forward and made a cat pounce!

He was easily knocked to the ground by Po Nu.

"Don't! Don't use Irish cross locks on me!"

Feng Wuli is also used to Po Nu doing sand sculptures all day long.

Sighing, she looked at Wanwan's painting.

"What is Wanwan drawing?"

The little fox lady was a little embarrassed, "The paintings are not good-looking."

"Is it Ye Ji?"

"It's Ye Ji-sama."

"It's pretty similar, but it should be a little fatter."

"Yes, take a look at this one." She took out a portrait of Ye Ji that she had drawn. This one seemed to be quite a lot, and it was close to her recent figure.

"However, Master Yeji said that she was not like this at all. She said that she was not the ball, so she asked Wanwan to draw a new one."

It turns out that what Wanwan is painting now is Ye Ji's self in mind.

He rubbed the little fox's head, then walked to the flower stand, took scissors to trim and spray the flowers in the pot, and also looked at today's bill and some new orders.

There is also a reply function, half of the feedback on their flower shop's flower delivery service is boasting flowers, and the other half is boasting about the young lady who delivered the flowers.

Quaipino writes:
[The flowers are very beautiful, and the lady who sent them is even more beautiful. It is a ray of spring breeze preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination in August. Wish me ashore. ]
[Ask the flower delivery angel if he can add WeChat, the flower delivery angel said that her boyfriend has eight-pack abs, sad! ! ]
[Confession flower delivery angel! ! ]
[Every time I see a little sister riding a battery with a bunch of flowers, it is really healing to appear wobbly!Young lady must be happy every day]
He hung these post-it notes with clips on a wall with a net. There are only a few dozen on it now, and it will take a while to post them all.

In addition to post-it notes, there are also photos, photos of various people who received flowers, most of them are couples, and they all look happy.

As long as it is connected with love, the value of the commodity can skyrocket.

And the well-received flower-giving angel, who is now a boxer who is aliased as a sex devil, has been provoking himself.

"Chuo Chuo!!"

"Chuo Chuo Chuo!!"

Fist on his back and dubbing.

"Chu Chuo Chuo Chuo!!!"

……

When Wang Xilou came back from the outside with his pockets in his pocket, he happened to see two boxers fighting in the store.

The two little animals next to them cheered them on. The Ponu player was petite, but his punching speed was amazing. He could punch less than [-] punches in a second.

Wang Xilou gave him a blank look: "Two sand sculptures." Apparently she had already taken it for granted, let alone boxing, the two of them at home were just studying how to beat themselves.

"Get out of the way, don't block the way." She went to sit on the side and ate melon seeds.

Feng Wuli seized the opportunity of Po Nu's missed phone, arrested the stinky sister, clasped his hands behind his back, looked at Wanwan next to him, and asked her to announce who the UFC champion is this time.

"Xiaolou, you left your phone in my car..." Outside, Su Xiaoxin chased after her, but she was a little dazed when she came back to see this scene.

Ashamed to say, it has been more than half a year, and she still can't tell which one is her son's girlfriend.Both Po Nu and Xilou wear the same clothes, and now she can't tell which is Po Nu and which is Wang Xilou.

If it was Wang Xilou who was sitting next to him cracking melon seeds and watching the fun, then his son and her sister are now in very ambiguous physical contact, and the way her sister looks at her son is meaningless.

Po Nu reacted almost immediately, "Ah! Thank you, auntie, I guess I got on your car at noon."

Wang Xilou knew that he had become a double again.

Su Xiaoxin greeted them with a smile, Feng Wuli called her mother obediently, she nodded happily, but couldn't help but asked in doubt: "Aren't you in military training?"

"It's close, so I'll come back for dinner." He found himself a little honest, why did he seem to be caught doing something bad.

Looking to the side, Ye Ji was using the Irish cross lock on Wan Wan.

"That's it, I've got a lot of tan." She handed the phone to Po Nu, and after paying attention, she found that her fingerprints had unlocked the screen of the phone... She didn't know what she was thinking, so she smiled and asked, "What were you doing just now?"

Po Nu didn't even think about it: "Practice martial arts."

"Practice, practice martial arts?"

Po Nu was serious: "Auntie, to tell you the truth, in fact, we not only learn Taoism in Yunlu Palace, but also practice boxing at ordinary times."

As she said that, she made another boxing move and punched a set of fast punches. Su Xiaoxin glanced at her and Wang Xilou suspiciously.

Po Nu immediately realized that Wang Xilou didn't seem to have a sand sculpture of his own. He coughed twice and his temperament changed again, saying: "Haha, in fact, I was playing with him just now. Isn't he in military training? I just want to see what he has learned in military training. If you see that he is good at it, just catch me."

"That's it." She said softly, "Don't bully Xiaolou."

"Just for fun," he explained.

"Auntie, why don't you stay for dinner, Chifu will deliver the meal later."

"no need……"

"Anyway, she must have cooked your meal."

Su Xiaoxin always felt a little weird, her eyes were always dimly turning back and forth between Wang Xilou and Po Nu, but when Po Nu consciously acted as Wang Xilou, even Feng Wuli couldn't tell who they were, that shouldn't be called acting, it should be said that she acted in her true colors.

The tone of voice, oral habit, and small movements of the body when speaking are all exactly the same.

Feng Wuli at the side thought it was very exciting. He really felt a sense of oppression in Po Nu at this time, from childhood to adulthood, that he was a little afraid of Wang Xilou.

But Su Xiaoxin still felt weird.

It feels like there is a lentil under the mattress separated by dozens of layers of cushions. It’s okay if you don’t know the lentil underneath, and you can still sleep comfortably as usual.

At this moment, Wang Xilou stood up, "Brother-in-law, check to see if this flower has been infested by insects."

"Hey, where, let me see."

Su Xiaoxin's doubts eased a little, she really didn't know why she had such thoughts, she felt that she was not normal.

"Brother-in-law, look, is this a white spider's web? It's so scary!" Wang Xilou also acted in her true colors when she played the role of a slave, or she put on a mask and took off the mask, maybe she herself liked this kind of girlish behavior.

Hearing the white spider, Feng Wuli suddenly became very serious.

You can't suffer from that cheap bug.

Su Xiaoxin felt that she would be thinking wildly, seeing Feng Wuli and Wang Xilou making flowers, she was about to leave, but when she saw her son, she wanted to stay a little longer, so she went to ask them what they were doing.

As the night darkened, a little girl outside was pedaling a bicycle very fast, a handsome brake slammed on the brakes, and looked coolly at the flower shop. Unexpectedly, the aunt was still there, so she came over honestly: "Auntie, stay and have dinner together."

"That's right, taste the craftsmanship of chifu, it's better than me and Po Nu." Po Nu said.

Chifu gave her a puzzled look, but didn't choose to expose it.

"Let's eat, let's eat." Wanwan went to move the small bench.

Su Xiaoxin said, "Excuse me," but she didn't refuse. Looking at her son's life with a smile, she felt that he was better than herself. He lived a very good and warm life, and thanked Wang Xilou from the bottom of her heart.

After dinner, she said she was going to leave.

Po Nu quickly said to send her off, but she didn't refuse.

The two talked and chatted, basically three sentences were inseparable from Feng Wuli, Po Nu performed flawlessly, Wang Xilou's tone of "keep saying what is wrong with Feng Wuli, but anyone with a discerning eye can see that it is showing off", she also learned exactly the same.

"Just send it here, my car is right there." Su Xiaoxin said.

"Oh, okay, Auntie, drive slowly on the road, come and sit if you have time!"

"Oh, I see."

"By the way, Xiaolou." Su Xiaoxin suddenly remembered something, and turned around to ask:
"The book I told you about last time, Sanmao's "Sahara Desert", I don't know if you read it when you go back?"

"Ah, oh!" Po Nu looked embarrassed: "I've been busy recently, so I forgot for a while."

Su Xiaoxin smiled slightly: "It's okay, then I'll go first."

"Auntie, let me know in advance next time, I will ask Chifu to cook you a big meal!"

"Let's go, bye."

"Ok!"

After saying goodbye to her, Su Xiaoxin returned to the car, sat in the driver's seat, turned on the air conditioner after starting the car, held the steering wheel, put it down after a while, wanted to smoke a cigarette but had quit for half a year, and sat for about ten minutes before sighing.

I have to buy another bracelet.

It has been three days in a row to update [-] words a day, so tired md, vote for a monthly ticket to give me some motivation.