not a monster

Chapter 379 I, Chifu, Invincible! (Monthly ticket plus 6k words)
After entering the cat cafe, the black cat leaped onto the 1.4-meter-high reception desk, showing a dexterity that didn't match her figure, which attracted the exclamation of two female college students.

Ye Ji's appearance quickly attracted the attention of customers in the store.

Most of the people here came to see this working cat, and some of them didn't know about it. After asking other people, they also learned that the chubby black cat is different.

Then get curious about it.

Ye Ji regards all these as the worship of stupid humans. After all, as a generation with supreme wisdom, it is nothing more than a simple matter for humans to worship themselves. In the past tens of thousands of years, she has enjoyed the worship and respect of countless stupid humans as gods!

It's been a long time, this feeling of being worshiped by humans!

She wants to get back everything she lost!

"It's so funny, why does she look so proud?"

"Hahaha, this cat is so cute."

"Yoji-sama is so beautiful, she is chubby and feels great in the hand."

Someone wanted to touch her, but she deftly avoided it.

The clerk persuaded: "Customers, please don't touch the employees in our store." In fact, Master Yeji doesn't like being touched by strangers, and it's difficult for him to touch it normally.

"Ah? Is she really an employee?" The female college student withdrew her hand.

"Yes, give her a cat strip every week."

"What an interesting rule."

They found the cat more interesting and cute, and asked the clerk more about Ye Ji. The more details they knew, the more amazing they felt, and they didn't know how it was trained.

"Master Ye Ji, I want to play with that puppet, can I have it give me a hug?"

Ye Ji pretended not to understand.

The clerk explained that she was asked to find the cat to play with first, and if the cat kept running away and did not play with you, Master Yeji might make a move.

"It's also roaring, how can it be possible to understand human speech." The female college student also felt a little stupid.

In fact, there was another person in the store who also came to see the cat, but not to see the cat, but to see the beautiful black long straight girl.

That girl who is said to be haunting this neighborhood quite often recently, and who is so good-looking that she doubts that there really is a Creator in the world.

His identity is the scout of Malanshan next door.

Flantai, as the leading provincial satellite TV station, is firmly seated at the top of the national entertainment media. I don't know who took a few pictures of the beautiful goddess in this store. There was a little heated discussion on the Internet, and finally it went viral among some of their small groups.

Immediately, a great director fell in love with this top-notch woman.

The face and temperament are amazing, and it is the original camera without beauty. You must know that 90.00% of the five bright and beautiful Internet celebrities on the short video, as professional film and television personnel, they can see at a glance what the filter beauty makeup looks like-it may not be ugly, but it is just the appearance of ordinary people.

So I was even more shocked by that cold-faced woman.

I asked the clerk at Maoca, and the clerk said that he didn't know her, which was a pity, but after hearing that she often came to sit here, I thought of a way to stay.

He picked up the coffee on the table and took a sip, regretting that he didn't squat down today, and accidentally spilled a little when he put down the coffee.

"Clerk, do you have any tissues?"

Then he saw a chubby black cat running towards him in small steps with a tablecloth in its mouth.

Scout:"??"

Can cats be trained like this now? !
The scout looked shocked!
He then saw that the fat cat put the cloth on the table, stretched out its claws and pressed it, and dragged it to the side of the spilled drink to wipe it seriously. Although the movement was a bit clumsy, what more do you want from a cat? !

amazing!
Out of professionalism, he immediately picked up his mobile phone to take pictures of the cat. In fact, he wasn't the only one, but many guests beside him had already been blown away by Lord Yeji.

"Amazing!"

"Here, little cat, this place hasn't been wiped clean yet!"

"I am here too, please wipe it for me!"

Ye Ji thought about it and decided to ignore these stupid humans.

……

Gather to watch a movie in the evening.

There are basically no training matters now. The first few days of military training were really hard work. Now that they have adapted to the high-intensity training, the task has become easier and easier.

Tonight it's their turn to watch a movie at the Academy of Sciences. It's an old movie. The heroine of "The Shepherd" is really beautiful, and the eyes of people in that era are shining.

"Old Xu, do you want a wife or not?"

Seeing the famous scene, there was constant laughter below. When filming that year, it was absolutely impossible to imagine that such a clip would become popular on the Internet nearly 40 years later.

Xie Jieshu didn't know when she touched him and asked him, "Are you going back tonight?"

"Not coming back, what's wrong?"

"Come back, bring me Wang Xilou Erhu."

"Don't you have an erhu?"

"No."

"You don't even have an erhu, so how can you tell others that you are a professional erhu?"

"Are you an idiot or retarded?"

"...Why don't you go out by yourself. Although you are an ordinary person now, I don't believe you can't climb over that wall."

"Physical discomfort."

"Huh? Sick?"

Her tone was calm: "It's my aunt, I have dysmenorrhea these days."

Feng Wuli looked at the subway old man looking at his mobile phone, and at the same time his face was red and his ears were dry. After all, he has never talked about this topic with girls at his age. Looking around, no one should have heard their conversation.

"No wonder you made Wang Xilou rain, so you're not feeling well?"

"Yes, I don't know if it's because of acclimatization. The menstrual period is a bit messy. It's more than ten days early. Fortunately, the dormitory has the aunt's towel you bought, otherwise I have to ask my roommate to borrow it." She looked annoyed.

"...Drink more hot water."

She rolled her eyes: "Help me go back and get it."

"Okay, I didn't plan to go back today." It was actually a lie.

"Hehe, how fake, is it so happy to be able to go back and hug your Wang Xilou again?"

Feng Wuli stretched out his hands and rubbed his face, put down the corners of his mouth, and told himself not to mess with menstruating girls.

At nine o'clock, they disbanded, and he walked to the playground again, becoming a rebel among the crowd.

Su Hui glanced at him, feeling a lot of embarrassment in his heart and didn't know how to vomit.

A few days ago, he also wanted to go out for a haircut, and then ask Feng Wuli, a local snake, to lead the way out.

In the beginning, Feng unreasonably declined a few times, saying that there are many returning students recently, and implicitly said that the guards are not as strict as the previous few days, and there are also many freshmen sneaking out at night, so it is better to go out through the main entrance.

Su Hui said that since there is a faster exit over there, then exit there.

He probably felt that he would not believe it when he said there was no exit before, and now he said that there is no exit, and then he didn't want to make himself feel that he refused to tell him, so he led him to a wall next to the playground.

The wall is more than two meters high and only a little shorter than the hoop of a basketball court.

"It's easy to climb over this wall. Look at it like this, it's coming up."

"I will demonstrate again."

"It's normal for us to jump over the wall to go to school. In fact, I used to jump over the wall when I was in high school."

"You see, it's going up again." His tone was like an old player sharing his experience with a new player, or giving something to a friend.

Hey, in college, there are really all kinds of monsters and monsters!
Su Hui was completely numb.

When Feng Wuli came to pick up the cat, Ye Ji saw him in the store, and even after so many years, she would still trot over to greet him.

Feng Wuli greeted the clerk of the cat cafe. Someone in the store saw the reaction of the 'worker cat' and realized that this person might be the cat's owner. The two female college students saw that he was wearing a military training uniform and realized that this might be his junior.

Ye Ji kept telling him what she had done these past few days, which made him feel like Wang Xilou went to the kindergarten to pick him up after school when he was a child-it turned out that he was so cute when he was a child.

"Is the military training very tiring?" The clerk talked to him.

"Fortunately, it's been raining recently."

"That's great. I didn't go to college. I came from the mountains with my brother. My parents are uneducated. I came out to work before I finished junior high school. He is much better than me. Now I work part-time to help my brother finish his graduate studies."

Why do you start to talk about your own seemingly miserable experience on your own.

"It's amazing to be self-reliant, let alone you have raised a college student."

The clerk smiled shyly, looked at the cat on the ground and said, "Master Ye Ji is very popular in the store, and many people come to see her."

"Master Ye Ji?" Feng Wuli had a strange expression on his face.

"Oh, it was the little sister in your shop who was in elementary school."

"That's it."

"Has Master Ye Ji been sterilized?"

He looked down at the cat, Ye Ji was looking at him brightly, he pursed his lips, "No."

"Not sterilized, have you considered breeding her? Ye Ji-sama is very good-looking, but you have to be careful about some unscrupulous cattery, I heard..."

Feng Wuli is really hard to break, and he is embarrassed to interrupt others. The clerk has already talked about the harm of non-sterilization to cats from the selection of breeding. Ye Ji listened with gusto, and after hearing about the dangers of non-sterilization, she became even more frightened. She pulled Feng Wuli's trousers and asked him when he would take her to be neutered.

"Well, is there a pretty girl in your flower shop?" the clerk asked.

Feng Wuli glanced at the cat who was curling up around his trousers, trying to get him to hug him.

"Is it the girl with cold eyes, loose hair, wearing a white shirt, brown pleated skirt and black silk?" Feng Wuli asked, "I came to pay for her last time and took that one away."

"Yep."

"What's wrong?"

"It's like this..." The clerk told her about the scout.

Feng Wuli found out that someone from the film and television media actually approached him.

After listening to him, he felt that this was normal.

Junsha was originally an Internet celebrity city, and it even has a satellite TV channel like Flan TV. The atmosphere of this city is filled with entertainment, celebrities, and Internet celebrities. Feng Wuli has seen many celebrities in real life since he was a child. Moving here from the urban-rural fringe area like Old Street has affected their lives in all aspects.

Unexpectedly, the first to bear the brunt was their cat.

"He was sitting here half an hour ago, and he just left. I didn't tell him that I knew you."

"That's it, thank you so much, she can't be a star."

He picked up the black cat on the ground, weighed it and held its butt, the clerk looked enviously at Feng Wuli who was rubbed against his neck by Lord Yeji.

"That's right, being a star looks glamorous, but it's not so good. I heard that the entertainment industry is very chaotic." He seemed to have a lot of emotion.

"Then I don't really understand." Feng Wuli scratched Ye Ji's chin, motioning for her to stop arguing and listen to her part-time job story when she goes back.

"I have a relative here who does makeup for celebrities. She told me a lot about celebrities..."

This clerk still has the characteristics of an old sister-in-law, and after getting acquainted with her, she obviously talks a lot more.

After chatting for a while, he walked back with Ye Ji in his arms. The cat in his arms asked him, "No reason, do you still have to go to school tomorrow?"

"Yes, I have to go to school tomorrow."

"What about the day after tomorrow?"

"I want it the day after tomorrow, and I want it the day after tomorrow."

She flicked her tail and said, "Why do you have to go to school so long?"

"I don't know either. Everyone else is going to school, and I'm following along."

"Why don't we have to go to school?"

"Xiaoye is already very smart and doesn't need to go to school. I still don't know a lot, so I have to go to school to learn."

"Hey, it's all my fault." Ye Ji blamed herself.

Feng Wuli was amused, he pinched her chin to play, she would use her front paws to grab his hand, or try to bite his fingers, he asked: "Why do you want to go to school?"

"You haven't played with me much since you went to school, and I want to play with you."

He was speechless for a while, and said, "It's not that I can't play with you because I don't have to go to school. Even if I don't have to go to school, I still have to work and take care of the flowers and plants in the flower shop. Or I won't work in the flower shop in the future, and I will find a class or something. In short, I definitely can't play with you all day long like before."

"why?"

"Because I'm not a child anymore."

"My generation is not a child."

"You are a cat, of course you are not a child."

"That's right, I'm a cat." She said, "I wish I was a cat for no reason."

"Ha, if only I were a cat." He thinks she has some cute ideas sometimes.

Ye Ji was very excited: "You also think it's good to be a cat!?"

"Well, maybe. Occasionally, I feel that maybe being a cat is easier than being a human." Of course, that is only occasionally, in fact, he has already had an easier life than most.

Ye Ji frowned, "Then we should think of a way."

"What do you want to do?"

Ye Ji frowned, she didn't know what she was thinking, this cat was neurotic, she didn't know what she was busy with all day long, and he was no stranger to it.

When he returned to the flower shop, he didn't know what drama was going on with Po Nu and Chi Fu in the shop.

The two were fighting with two broomsticks, shouting a slightly naive dialogue, he understood that Po Nu would have such a crazy behavior, but such a serious character of Chifu rarely had such a detached behavior.

Feng Wuxiang doesn't understand how Po Nu persuaded Chifu to play with her like this, but she can see that Chifu always looks like I'm a great adult, and Chifu, who can't play with you childish guys, is very immersed in it now.

What is still shouting excitedly in the mouth: You can't beat me!
Standing alone on one foot, making a sword finger with one hand, holding a broom with the other and raising it above his head, shouting words of extreme shame and middle school.

Feng Wuli was too embarrassed to go in, digging the ground with his toes in embarrassment for her.

In fact, Chi Fu just likes to pretend to be a mature adult in front of everyone, pretending to be very serious, but Feng Wuli observed her secretly for a long time, knowing that she would get up in the middle of the night and eat snacks in the refrigerator secretly;

Oh, of course he didn't observe the last point, it was Wanwan who said it.

But in front of people, especially in front of him, Wang Xilou or Wanwan, she insisted on pretending to be cool, with a look of 'I'm a chifu, I don't have feelings'.

"Ah! Why are you back?" Po Nu looked at the door and said in surprise.

And Chi Fu, who was facing the door with his back, sneered and shook his head: "I still want to use this move, the same move is useless to me, look at the sword!"

"Really, I didn't lie to you this time."

"What are you playing?" someone asked behind him.

For a moment, Feng Wuli seemed to have hallucinations in front of his eyes. He actually saw Chifu's whole body stiffen, quickly petrified from bottom to top, and then turned into a balloon full of air, burst open with a bang, and the whole person disappeared!
He was still wondering how she would react, but he didn't expect that after a few breaths, the little girl suddenly stood up straight.

She threw the broom in her hand on the ground casually, as if nothing had happened, never looked back, did not check whether the person behind her was really unreasonable, went to sit behind the counter without turning her head, took out the accounting notebook and put it on it, spread it out, took a pen to write on it, took notes, frowned and thought from time to time, as if she had been working here for a long time.

Feng Wuli even wanted to applaud for her.

"Where's Wang Xilou?" He threw Ye Ji to the ground and walked into the shop.

"Go out with Wanwan to buy supper. On the road next to the square outside, there is a newly opened Zhengxin Chicken Chop today. The new store offers a discount. It is much cheaper. I ordered a few flower baskets from us yesterday and gave us a lot of discount coupons."

Po Nu looked back at the little sister who was playing with him just now, thought for a while, and looked at Feng Wuli, standing alone on one foot, holding a sword finger with one hand, holding a broom with the other hand and holding it above his head: "You can't beat me!"

"My generation will defeat you!" Ye Ji rushed forward.

Feng Wuli glanced at Chifu over there, Chifu was still immersed in the settlement.

Not long after, the two who went out to buy supper also came back, carrying two boxes of fried chicken chops, this kind of junk food Wang Xilou has always scoffed at, and now it seems that discounts have defeated her ideas.

"Hey, you're back? Didn't you say you won't be back today?" She was wearing a work apron from the store, her hair was tied behind her head, and under the apron was a white shirt with sleeves rolled up to the elbows, revealing her white and bright wrists. There was a hair rope on her left wrist, and she looked very gentle.

Wanwan was wearing her school uniform and her red scarf was still on. From time to time, she smelled the chicken chop in her hand, with a happy expression on her face, her tail wagging all the way behind her.

"Xie Jieshu asked me to come back and get an erhu. She will perform on stage tomorrow night."

"It's at home."

"Give it to her tomorrow." He reached out to pinch a piece of chicken chop to taste, but Wang Xilou patted his hand away and took out two sticks for him to use.

Po Nu threw Ye Ji away and went over to eat supper.

"Give me a piece too."

A few people had supper at the small table outside the store. Many people came out for a walk in the evening. There were people stationed in the bar next door. Sometimes the voice could be heard here, sometimes it could not be heard clearly. Occasionally, there would be young people cheering. A middle-aged couple bought a bunch of lilies. The woman even bargained.

"By the way, let me tell you something." Feng Wuli glanced at the black cat who was struggling to eat the chicken chop in the palm of his hand: "Xiaoye's human form was seen, and it seemed that she was photographed by the scouts at Malanshan next door. Today, someone squatted at the cat cafe next door."

"Oh? That's amazing." Wang Xilou sat on a small bench with legs bent and knees bent. Feng Wuli felt like Bai Yueguang's first love girlfriend accompanied him, a poor college student, to eat at a roadside stall.

"Well, Jiang Wen told me."

"Who is Jiang Wen?"

"The clerk at the cat cafe next door."

"Then how?"

Feng Wuidean thought about it, he couldn't stay here all day when he went to school, so he said to Po Nu: "Po Nu will go and have a look tomorrow, if you see it, you should know what to say, right?"

"Guaranteed to complete the task!" Comrade Po Nu saluted him.

"Why didn't you let me go?" Wang Xilou pointed to himself.

Whether to talk about it or not, in fact, Feng Wuli subconsciously felt that Po Nu was more reliable than Wang Xilou in such matters, and he explained: "This kind of trivial matter, I don't bother Master to do it."

"You're right." Wang Xilou nodded, and suddenly asked, "Why doesn't Chifu come over for supper?"

From the looks of several people, Chi Fu was still working behind the counter computer.

"The manager of Chifu is very serious about his work."

"You all learn from the store manager Chifu."

"Chifu shop manager, come over for supper soon."

Chifu seemed to be really obsessed with work just now, and now she heard someone calling her, and then returned to reality from work, and pretended not to know who called her just now, asking: "Why did you call me?"

Wang Xilou said, "Come over for supper."

"I still eat fried food at night..." She got up with a straight face, with an expression of 'I just got a little hungry from work, so let's eat some with you'.

Po Nujiao shouted: "It is impossible for you to defeat me!"

She stiffened a bit.

Several people chatted about the business of the flower shop these days, and some of them are getting better and better. They originally planned to start making profits in three months, and it is estimated that it will be done in less than a month.

Among them, the students who gave flowers to Angel Ponu were praised by name.

Wang Xilou said that he wanted the whole stereo system to play music in the store.

Feng Wuli felt that this suggestion was not bad.

There was still the last piece of chicken chop left, Wanwan looked at everyone who didn't want to eat it, she chuckled and inserted it with a stick, and when she looked up, she happened to see Master Feng Wuli's gaze.

She has a bad premonition, but she has already inserted the sticks, it is impossible to grab her chicken chops, and now she is no longer the Wanwan of the past, even if it is Mrs. Feng Wuli, she will not back down!

She is ready to confront Master Feng Wuli.

"Wanwan, do you know that if there is still the last portion left on the table, if you want to eat it, you have to ask others if they want to eat it. This is the etiquette at the table."

"Ah?" Wanwan was taken aback, as if that was the case, and asked, "Then, does Master Feng Wuli still eat?"

"eat."

He snatched the last piece of chicken chop very naturally.

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