not a monster

Chapter 380 Catch the Apprentice's Tail (6k Monthly Pass Plus Changes)

Stupid little fox, you actually think you can compete with yourself. You still have a lot to learn in the human world.

Feng Wuli found out that the little fox lady looked cute, but she was actually rebellious.

It can't be said to be rebellious, it may be related to the upbringing of foxes. They foxes have to learn to be cunning and deceitful. In the mountains, good friends often persecute each other to improve their deception level, and they think that the highest respect for people they respect is to surpass them. , so after a year of training in his hands, this little fox girl is now full of minions.

Recently, I always want to make myself suffer.

The result is obvious, every time it ends in failure, it's like losing again before the battle even started.

And their foxes still have rules, the fox that loses in the game will have its tail touched.

Wanwan found that her tail was being grabbed by Lord Feng Wuli again, and she didn't dare to resist. Her face was flushed and she sat upright, with her head lowered and her hands on her lap. Looking out of the corner of her eye, she saw that her tail was rounded by Master Feng Wuli. Pulled flat, it felt like her tail no longer belonged to her.

Feng Wuli suspected that she couldn't beat her sisters in the mountains, so she ran to the human town below.

At this time, someone in the store came to buy flowers again.

A few people got up to work, Chifu rode her bicycle wandering on the side of the road, Wanwan and Yeji followed her to play everywhere, after moving here, the three little ones would go out to explore the nearby area every night, the children are full of energy .

The youngest next year will be hundreds of years older than Feng Wuli.

"Chifu, shall we go to that park over there?"

"I found a big hole in that park yesterday."

"Is it a rabbit hole?"

"I do not know."

"In the past, Wanwan often caught rabbits in holes in the mountains."

"Then let's wait and see if there is a rabbit in that hole."

The three figures from high to low, Chifu rode the bicycle forward at a walking speed, because it was too slow, the front of the bicycle swayed crookedly to maintain balance.

Chifu just loves to ride her bicycle, and she has to ride it wherever she goes. Listening to the discussion of the two little ones, she is not a real child after all, and her judgment is also high-level, saying: How can there be rabbits in the holes in the park, at most they are mice , but there may be snakes.

Feng Wuli thinks she is a bit like Brother Zhuangzhuang, Wanwan is like Xiaomei, and Yeji is like Tutu.

Their voices are also getting farther and farther away.

A few more guests came, a group of female college students, the ones who played with Bixian last time, they came to talk about how the chive plant is taking care of, and they also learned from the boss, and want to grow some potted flowers on the balcony, do you have any questions? what to recommend.

For this kind of guests who want to recommend, Wang Xilou and Po Nu are trying to supplement the knowledge of flowers and plants, and they can't be alone, so he still has to come forward.

"The ones that are suitable for growing in the dormitory are usually cacti or succulents. Those are easy to feed, and they can grow wherever you want. Or look at this money plant. By the way...does your dormitory face the sun?"

"Hey, boss, why are you wearing your military training uniform?" the lively female student asked.

"I'm a freshman in Hunan University this year."

"hiss……"

"Wow!"

"Then you are still a student!"

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Unlike the other roommates, Lin Xiaoqi always felt that this store was weird.

The last time she entered this flower shop, she was always shivering. The surrounding flowers and plants seemed to be a forest full of grimaces in "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf". There were owls hooting in the forest, as if something was staring at her. look.

She couldn't express that feeling, and no one believed it when she said it, so she decided to do it again today. When she just left school, she recalled that feeling and still felt a little palpitations. She thought about forgetting it, but in the end she didn't Don't worry, a few roommates gritted their teeth and followed.

It's just that this time I came in, it didn't feel like last time at all.

The flowers in the shop are all blooming beautifully, the layout is small and fresh and warm, the wallpaper is pink and white grid, the flowers are piled up from low to high, and the gorgeous chandeliers are exquisite, just like the residence of the flower fairy in fairy tales.

Probably no girl would not like it.

She had to wonder if she really had a problem last time.

"Would you like to buy something?" A beautiful clerk asked herself with a smile. She felt that something was wrong in her heart, and she quickly realized what the problem was. Wasn't this clerk at the door just now?Looking back, I saw that she was at the door introducing flowers to the roommates who accompanied her with the boy.

Then... who is the person smiling at him in front of him? !

There was indeed a problem with this flower shop, she was shocked!

Oh, it's the twins.

"I, I'll just look around." She was a little embarrassed.

Wang Xilou nodded, she didn't guide the customers in various ways like other store owners, introducing this and that. After all, she opened this store just for fun, and if she can't make money, she will let her apprentice take care of it!

Lin Xiaoqi looked at the weird things behind the flower shop, and she didn't feel the palpitations of last time. She just thought it was quite interesting. The antlers in this section are also very beautiful, and the statues of Zaojun are also ugly and cute. , Hey, she saw another strange thing placed, and asked, "Why is there a branch here?"

"I went out to pick it up a few days ago. I thought it looked really good, so I put it away."

"It's a beautiful branch, like a work of art."

"Like a long gun, isn't it?"

"Yes! When you say that, it really looks like a spear. It's so beautiful." Lin Xiaoqi nodded repeatedly.

Wang Xilou was happy for others' admiration for her collection. She didn't snatch Odin's spear Gungnir on purpose. He threw it at her, and she had to return it after catching it. If someone throws it to her, of course it belongs to her!

Lin Xiaoqi thought it was very interesting to see the mysterious things behind it. From time to time, she asked the proprietress what she said about these things. Western things like lampstands.

In fact, they are all piles of gadgets purchased in the wholesale market, most of which are accessories, but Wang Xilou's explanation is interesting. When telling some folk stories, it is like experiencing it personally. Just listening to her blowing water is fascinating.

In the end, she picked out a string of rosary beads, which cost 25 yuan, which is a bit expensive.

Wang Xilou said with a smile, "Although they are all made of plastic, I have opened them and they are very effective."

Lin Xiaoqi felt that the proprietress was really interesting, so she smiled and said thank you.

In fact, there is no magical power, but Wang Xilou is a fairy after all. These things are usually placed by her side for a long time. The thoughts of ordinary people will actually affect reality. This is the so-called power of the heart, and the power of the heart can not only affect oneself, Can affect the surrounding things more.

This is the case for mortals, let alone immortals. Some of her distracting thoughts can make dead things get unexpected nourishment.

So whether these strange things will have strange effects, she is not sure, but small functions such as avoiding evil spirits and helping sleep should be fine.

It was busy until after ten o'clock, and the flow of people didn't go down a bit. Feng Wuli finished moving things in, and the door would be closed after a while.

I saw someone sitting behind the counter, using Douyin, playing the sound over and over again.

Judge Wang Xilou at a glance.

"Sit down a bit."

"You must think I'm Wang Xilou." She nodded her head and pointed her chin at the girl with a pocket on the side of the road, looking at the singing girl next door: "Here, she's there."

"Whoever you are, sit over a little bit, I want to turn on the computer."

"Playing games?" She moved her little butt, and three-quarters of the seat was vacated. The boss chair is an ergonomic chair similar to the manicure sofa in a beauty salon, which is more than enough for two people.

"Don't call, I'll check the class schedule, I'll choose a class the day after tomorrow."

"Is it still possible to choose courses in college?"

"That's right, but there are very few free choices for freshmen, and almost all of them are compulsory. I just see if there are too many courses."

He turns on the computer.

Good guy, a bunch of games have been downloaded to the desktop, and a bunch of unknown things, desktop tidying master, decompression software, xx wallpapers, xx beautiful pictures...

He had a toothache on his face: "What did you all download?"

"I didn't do it, it was all done by Wang Xilou. When she downloads Plants vs. Zombies, she first downloads some game center, and now the computer downloads a lot of inexplicable things by itself every day. After I uninstall it, I will download it by myself."

Po Nu sat on the side, put his chin on his shoulder, and leaned against his back softly and bonelessly, watching him operate the computer.

This girlfriend is like a cat, Feng Wuli couldn't help stretching out his hand to scratch her chin, and made a sound of 'sucking, sucking', if it was Wang Xilou, he would definitely pretend to be angry, saying that the majesty of the master could not help but trample on it, but this is Po slave, po slave will even pretend to be a cat to please you.

"Meow~"

Hey, female goblin!

Feng Wuli ignored her, first logged in to QQ, and downloaded the class schedule file.

Po Nu uses Douyin by herself, and she said before that Wang Xilou likes to play it over and over again, and now she does the same.

Although there are almost no professional courses in the freshman year, there are not many courses to choose from, but each course will have a few teachers, how about the teachers, whether they are hanged, whether they are strict, whether they are called or not, whether they teach well or not depends on the seniors Senior sister imparted experience.

Feng Wuli didn't know much about Shui Qun, nor was she familiar with her seniors, so she directly asked Xie Jieshu to send her class schedule.

Choose tomorrow.

Xie Jieshu: There are a few courses that may be up for grabs
Xie Jieshu: Don't choose Li Wenqing for high mathematics, choose Zhao Wei

Xie Jieshu: There is also advanced English. The teachers are all very good. You can choose with me. Then we will do group work together.
Xie Jieshu: Is your English good?

Unreasonable Wind: Dumb English
Xie Jieshu: Understood, hold my thigh
Feng Wuli: good

Xie Jieshu: There is also this general education course, which needs to be calculated separately, and it takes careful consideration to complete it. I chose an innovation and entrepreneurship course. I heard that there is a simulated stock market that is very interesting.
Xie Jieshu: Do you want to take the general education class with me, or arrange it yourself?
Feng Wuli: Is there any emphasis on general education courses?

He humbly asked for advice, and really didn't know much about these things, while Xie Jieshu seemed to have been in college for several years.

Finally decided to follow the organization arrangement.

There is also physical education class, physical education class is the hardest-hit area, and good classes are gone in a blink of an eye. Considering Feng Wuli's comprehensive consideration, he still obeys the organization and takes table tennis class with Xie Jieshu-it is convenient for two people to fish together when they form a team to practice.

Xie Jieshu: The course selection system will start at [-]:[-] tomorrow morning. There are a few courses to grab

Feng Wuli: Aren't you still training at ten o'clock tomorrow morning?
Xie Jieshu: Yes, so I had to ask the seniors and sisters I knew to help me grab it. I found a direct senior from the department and asked her to help me grab it.

Xie Jieshu: Shall I grab it for you too?

Feng Wuidean thought about it but refused, he didn't want to bother her senior, and he didn't know her, so he asked Po Nu to grab a class for him tomorrow.

He taught by hand: "You open this website on time at ten o'clock tomorrow, and then choose these courses. Don't choose other courses that you don't need to grab. Just choose these courses."

Po Nu nodded like a pest: "Let me see what class you take, your schedule is so full, you don't have any class on Thursday, it's so cool."

Then there is cleaning up the computer garbage.

Open Task Manager.

This kind of rogue software is not easy to clean up, just like psoriasis, sometimes you think you have solved it, but after a few days it will spring up again.

It can make people's blood pressure soar.

After uninstalling, he played Plants vs. Zombies downloaded by Wang Xilou. When he opened it, he and Po Nu exchanged glances, and they both understood what the other party meant.

Po Nu encouraged: "Quickly, spend all the gold coins she saved."

"I didn't buy anything in the store, and I didn't buy any grids. Why does she like saving gold coins so much?"

"Buy everything, buy a tree of wisdom, and then use the rest of the money to buy fertilizer." Po Nu fears that the world will not be chaotic.

"That's too much, she's going to cry angrily, look where she hit...how come she's still on the roof."

"Come here, she's back!" Po Nu pushed him with a low voice, as if it wasn't Wang Xilou who came back from outside, but a zombie that appeared in Lin Zhengying's movie jumping and jumping.

When Wang Xilou came in, he wanted to see what they were doing, and saw the two of them staring at the blue sky and the lawn on the computer screen in a daze. She seemed in a good mood, and said that she would buy a watermelon when she went back. Watermelons are cheap recently.

"Okay, it's good to buy watermelon."

"How is the resident singer next door?"

Wang Xilou waved his hand: "Mimizhiyin, there are no songs to listen to now, and when those old artists are gone, Master doesn't know what else to listen to."

"You can listen to Douyin Divine Comedy dozens of times." Feng Wuli said in a low voice.

"Start opening and opening, the master closed the game after playing the game."

She spoke as if she had made a lot of achievements in e-sports, with a face that I have a strong personal understanding of the computer games these young people love to play. People who have never been on the Internet have to show off that they have a computer at home.

Feng Wuli turned off the computer: "What time are you playing, what time is it, close the shop, close the shop, go back early."

"That's right, I'm sweating all over today. I'm wet and dry and wet. It's so uncomfortable. I'm going back to take a bath." Po Nu agreed.

Wang Xilou always felt that something was wrong, looked at these two people suspiciously, and thought about it when he didn't figure it out.

In the evening I picked a watermelon and got home at ten o'clock.

Po Nu raised his hand as soon as he entered the door: "I want to be the first to take a bath!"

"Then Wanwan is second!"

"My generation, my generation is the third!"

Feng Wuli and Wang Xilou have independent bathrooms, so there is no need to argue with them, Feng Wuli cuts the watermelon and brings it out, and the po slave who is about to go into the bathroom with a change of clothes also comes over and gnaws on two slices, and the ruler asks her to wash it quickly A bunch of people were waiting, and Po Nu said that she could join her immediately, and she could still rub her back, but how could Chi Fu, who knew the nature of this woman, agree.

Soon the last piece of watermelon was left, which was taken away by Feng unreasonably.

As soon as he picked it up, the little fox girl stared at him with sharp eyes, and pointed with her finger:

"Master Feng Wuli! Do you know that if there is still the last piece of food left on the table, if you want to eat it, you have to ask others if they still want to eat it. This is the etiquette at the table!"

Feng Wuli looked at the watermelon in his hand, then looked down at her: "Then Wanwan, do you want to eat it?"

"eat!!"

Haha, Master Feng Wuli was also defeated by him!
Thinking of this, she was about to grab the watermelon back, her little short legs came running over with a bang bang bang, and she reached out excitedly to grab it - she couldn't.

The little fox girl suppressed the smile on her face a little bit, leaning against Feng Wuli's body, trembling on her tiptoes, pawing at his clothes with one hand, and stretching out her hand to snatch the watermelon in his hand.

stepping to grab - did not grab
Jumping and grabbing - still missing
Her steamed bun face was pressed against Feng Wuli's stomach, squeezed into a cake, she was still trembling on her feet and reached out to grab it, weakly said: "Lord Feng Wuli, Wanwan wants to eat."

Why, why is it different from what she thought?
Wanwan's voice became smaller and smaller, her movements became smaller and smaller, she looked up to see Master Feng Wuli looking down at her, and finished eating the watermelon in front of her, then threw the watermelon rind into the trash can, and the one who fell into it was Her dignity as a fox.

Of course, her tail became Master Feng Wuli's plaything again. The more she looked at her tail, the more she felt strange, and the thought of 'Is this really Wanwan's tail' arose in her heart.

It wasn't until Lord Feng Wuli stopped playing that her tail was powerless to hang down, and her eyes moved down following the drooping tail, and she was in a daze for a few seconds before hugging her back.

"The watermelon was cut in half just now, if you still want to eat, I'll cut the other half for you, would you like it?" He rubbed Wanwan's head, pinched the fox's ears and Baozi's face.

The little fox girl nodded viciously: "Wanwan wants to eat!"

Then he followed behind Feng Wuli.

Also a little follower.

Wang Xilou came out of the room after taking a shower, and passed him with a gust of fragrant wind, ready to go to the living room to dry his hair.

She was still holding the mobile phone in her hand and playing vibrato outside, the sound was so loud that the whole room could hear it, and the magic sound pierced her ears over and over again, while she concentrated on watching the video that she had been watching for many days.

This person has gone from feeling that smartphones have radiation a year ago to now a trash zombie who never leaves his mobile phone.

When he also came out of the shower, Wang Xilou had a confident look on his face, set up the backgammon board, and beckoned to him: "Come on, master and apprentice will do two moves."

"Do it."

"Coward?"

"You can find po slave to play, I don't want to play."

"Afraid of losing?"

"I'm too lazy to play with her." Po Nu was busy playing games.

"It's normal to have psychological pressure after winning so many games, but you must have the belief that you must win. The behavior of refusing to continue the game because you are worried that the winning streak will end is just because you are afraid of choking to death and not going to eat."

"That idiom is called giving up food because of choking."

"Yes, it's just a waste of food because of choking."

Feng Wuli had no choice but to go over and play a game with her.

As expected, he knew exactly where Wang Xilou was going to go.

They played several times in a row.

Every Feng Wuli can almost quickly predict what formation she will make, and then block her to death in advance.

Wang Xilou's face became more and more ugly, clamoring for another shot, and then repeating the above process.

Until the end, she thought she was not working hard enough.

In fact, Douyin should not be played outside.

And played it dozens of times.

"Don't play anymore! Mentally retarded games!"

"Go to sleep."

"I don't want to sleep!"

"It's twelve o'clock, and I have to get up early tomorrow."

"Go back to sleep by yourself!"

"emmm"

In the game between foxes, whoever loses has to touch the other's tail. In the game between humans, Feng Mingfeng won for no reason all night, but in the end he was touched by the tail.

Not too bad though.

Wang Xilou decided to take back all the dignity he had lost all night!

April 9, Sunday, sunny
Feng Wuli took the erhu and climbed over the wall.

The camp ended today, and there was no practice in the morning. After running two laps and doing military boxing, I started to sweat a little, so I repeated the rehearsal for the show.

After a set of procedures, most of the time is waiting, and on the way to wait.

In the afternoon, freshmen from all the departments and colleges entered the arena one by one. Their movements were uniform, full of energy, and the aura of being none other than me was completely different from when they first entered school.

Xie Jieshu seemed a little uncomfortable, and he didn't know what to do for a girl with dysmenorrhea, so he took a leave of absence for her.

Originally, he just thought that he would not be able to participate in the military training and closing camp performance in the afternoon, but he did not expect that the dysmenorrhea would intensify during the evening party.

This party was not a welcome party, so it was not that formal. There was a host, but no school leaders. Below was a group of quasi-freshmen sitting on the playground with small benches, who had undergone military training.

It is more like an activity organized by freshmen spontaneously. After the tough military training, after taking off the camouflage uniforms for more than ten days, students wearing regular uniforms around them will give everyone a strong sense of freshness.

Chatting, watching the show, blowing the evening breeze, the air is filled with the smell of hormones, perfume and shower gel.

Especially the female students, after taking off their camouflage uniforms and putting on their private clothes, the girls who they thought were a good match for them a few days ago suddenly became unattainable.

On the side of the stage, Feng Wuli looked at Xie Jieshu in a beautiful dress, her blond hair was tied into a single ponytail, she was very beautiful, but Feng Wuli felt that she should play a violin instead of an erhu.

Suddenly she felt cramps in her abdomen and squatted down again.

Feng Wuli couldn't help persuading: "Why don't you forget it, you are already like this, how can you perform on stage?"

"It doesn't hurt all the time, it throbs after a while. As long as it's relieved for a while, I should be able to hold on."

Now it's the first show on the stage, it's a stand-up comedy, a little awkward.

In fact, it's not very good. Generally, three or four programs can produce a more exciting one. After all, this party is very temporary, and there is not much time for the freshmen to prepare.

But this is the atmosphere everyone is drawing.

"I see you've been in pain all night. I'll go tell the host that it's fine to skip our show. It's not a big party."

Xie Jieshu thought for a while, then shook her head: "After all, I signed up for it myself, and our classmates in the two classes also knew that many of them were waiting for their own show, and suddenly changed their minds and said it was gone, no matter what the reason Definitely have a lower opinion of me."

With her character, she just wanted to win, she wanted everyone to think highly of her, and she had to do a good job in every aspect.

So after 10 minutes, the host on the stage heard a conversation from the university in elementary school, and announced the next program: "I invite students from the 5th Battalion and 2nd Company to bring an erhu solo, "The Moon Reflected in the Second Spring."

The applause from the audience was like thunder.

I saw a handsome boy walking up, holding an erhu.

An erhu solo, "Two Springs Reflecting the Moon", sent everyone off.

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