not a monster

It was raining heavily outside, and the city lights were hazy at night. There was a flower shop in the city center that not only received strangers, but also occasionally had unusual customers.

Half of the woman's hair is gray, and even a wisp of wandering spirit is about to dissipate. The torrential rain on a summer night comes and goes in a hurry.

"It seems that there is no need to buy it." Feng Wuli said with a smile.

"The rain has stopped."

The two looked out, the bustling night scene could not see the end at a glance, the city hung with water was blurred like a glass phantom under the neon lights of the night, the woman looked at the door for a long time, and the people on the street outside stretched out their umbrellas, They put away their umbrellas one after another and looked up at the sky. Leather shoes, sneakers, and high-heeled shoes stepped on puddles of water on the road, and the city’s night sky reflected in the city was broken into pieces.

A lonely soul in front of the flower shop is like a candle in the wind. She has run out of oil and the lamp is dry, and the night is endless.

Only a handful of small pale pink flowers of eustoma were wetted by water, and they looked cute and cute. They were placed on the balcony of a certain dormitory, and the moon was shining like a condensed moon.

After it rained, there were no customers outside for a short time, so I went back to the counter unreasonably.

Originally wanted to play a few LOL games, but it would be troublesome if there were more customers later. He looked at the news of the class group, and he had already added a lot of groups in just a few days, and all kinds of groups bombarded him wildly; Request to add a friend, "Are you the little brother who plays the erhu tonight?"; Xie Jieshu sent a PDD link and asked him to cut it for him. Feng Wuli replied that he had never used PDD. As a result, Xie Jieshu became even more excited. Said that new users cut more.

These people don’t know where to get their contact information. Feng Wuli refuses anyone who is irrelevant, and there are all kinds of people who come to add him as friends, such as ‘Has anyone told you that you are handsome’, and ‘Expand your classmates’, there are also some very humorous little fairies who say ‘if you don’t agree, plant a landmine at your door QAQ’, and there is another one that is even more outrageous:

'Cousin, I'm a cousin, let me pass. '

There really is no lower limit!

Then Feng Wuli realized that this was a real cousin, and deleted all the words that refused to pass, and quickly agreed to the friend request.

Su Xiaowei: Good evening, cousin

Su Xiaowei: [Your father is here]
Su Xiaowei retracted a message

Su Xiaowei: I'm sorry, cousin!Swipe wrong!
Feng Wuli: ...

Feng Wuli: What's the matter?
Su Xiaowei: No, it was my mother who said to add you, I won’t ask you questions if I have anything to learn
Su Xiaowei: Is it possible?
Feng Wuli: Yes, I am a science student, so are you?

Su Xiaowei: Mmmmm!

Su Xiaowei: Actually, I have a question here that I can’t
Su Xiaowei: Pictures
Feng Wuli: Doesn't the representative of the chemistry department know too?
Su Xiaowei: ...

Feng Wuli looked at it. It was a derivative question. The first question was to write a function in its entirety, and the second question was how many points of intersection the two functions had within a fixed interval.

He is now at the peak of his IQ. He can see how to do it at a glance, and he can guess the answer even without writing. He doesn't need to write a draft. The feeling of the problem is very cool for Xueba. The numbers and functions are changing under his hands. It feels like for a moment, he is thinking about the same problem as a certain mathematician hundreds of years ago.

Of course, it is impossible for him to write out the answer and send it over. He just does it himself first.

Unreasonable Wind: Voice 60″

Unreasonable Wind: Voice 57″

Su Xiaowei: stay/
Su Xiaowei: Okay, thank you cousin, I seem to understand!

Unreasonable wind: yes

Feng Wuli: You can come and play during the holidays

Su Xiaowei: I'm going to Junsha this Saturday, the lobby sister has a new house
Su Xiaowei’s cousin is Feng Wuli’s eldest cousin. It seems that there is such a thing. Wang Xilou mentioned it to him. I don’t know why. Wang Xilou is very keen on dealing with all his relatives. Emphasis on family ties, but her relatives are all dead again.

Su Xiaowei talks a little more on the Internet than in real life. In real life, she has a more quail personality and appears on the Internet as a sweet girl. Feng Wuli said that she can come to their flower shop and take her to see Xiangda University. Afterwards, Su Xiaowei will start her hard life in the second year of high school.

He was bored and played Wang Xilou's Plants vs. Zombies.

"Chifu, my generation has already wiped it dry, you, uh, it's time for Wanwan to wipe it, uh..."

"Wanwan can wipe it off by herself."

"My generation can do it too!"

"Stay still, both of you!"

The owner of Chifu is very serious, and the two cubs are trembling, because she rubs them with a towel like a toy, not to say that it is rough, but it will not be comfortable anyway, if outsiders come in, they will see the tragic meowing. A certain scumbag cat is threatening and tempting, trying to get Chifu to stop.

About a minute later, a fat cat with a tiger head and a tiger brain came out with its butt twisted, its fleshy limbs were like furry pillars, and it stepped on four claws like fur balls. ——The king of beasts!"

Then he frowned, looked at Feng Wuli next to him: "Change for me!"

"Become a cat!"

"Turn me into a kitten!"

Feng Wuli lowered his head and looked at the silly cat suspiciously. He didn't know what nerves he was feeling again. He bent down and picked her up casually, grabbed her belly with one hand, lifted her up and put it on his lap, and stroked the cat with one hand.

After Chifu wiped Wanwan's body, the two of them took the shuttlecock and kicked it outside the sidewalk of the flower shop. It seems that shuttlecock kicking is very popular in Wanwan Elementary School recently, but she is not very good at it. After a few days, Chifu will teach her to kick when she comes back.

Feng Wuli was very healed when he heard the voices of the two little girls outside. There are not many customers tonight. Every few minutes, someone will stop outside the flower shop for a while. There are not many flowers, and most of the people who buy flowers at night are young couples. Ye Ji still bites his hand on her thigh from time to time, and licks him after biting, or chases her tail to play, while he likes it from time to time. Holding on to her hind leg, Ye Ji had to spend a long time trying to break free.

"Unreasonable, why don't you humans have tails?" The little cat has a big problem.

"Why does Saya have a tail?"

"I was born with a tail."

"I was born without one."

"Why don't you have a tail? Are you secretly curling around your waist? Our tail is usually curled around your waist." She doesn't believe that humans don't have tails. Obviously all animals have tails. Why do humans have no tails? No tails Aren't they lonely?
Ye Ji pulled his trousers to see if he was hiding his tail.

Feng Wuli had no choice but to stop her: "No."

"Look, you want to lie to me again."

Feng Wuli still had to think of a way to perfuse her, saying: "It's like this, the more things you care about, the shorter the tail will be. Human beings have a lot of worries, and the tail will be too short. Small animals are stupid and have no worries, so their tails are long. When Xiao Ye has a lot of worries, the tail will disappear."

"I miss you too." She looked up at him with sparkling cat eyes.

Feng Wuli said yes with a smile, nodded the little cat's head, and the cat in his arms squinted its eyes.

She fluttered in his arms for a while, usually she would sleep on his lap when she was tired from playing, Feng Wuli generally would not let her sleep, if she wanted to sleep, she would wake her up, she would not boil the cat during the day, but at night the cat would boil people, soon Ye Ji He was attracted by the picture on his computer screen again.

"It's out, it's out, Wang Xilou is out!" She also knew the game they often played, called Plants vs. Zombies.

"This is not Wang Xilou. This is a foreign zombie. Wang Xilou is a local zombie. Look, they don't look like Wang Xilou either."

"Plant here quickly, plant here unreasonably!"

"Break all these Wang Xilou!"

This fat cat weighed nearly ten catties, and Feng Wuli felt like hugging a child, "Don't move around."

Ye Ji is very annoying. Seeing him playing, she insisted on planting herself. She stretched out her cat's claws to reach his mouse, and it turned into a human shape on his thigh. The sudden appearance of the back of her head almost broke his jaw. Clutching his chin, he looked at the black hair blocking his face with a sore face.

This cat is crazy.

She posted it in front of the computer screen, stretched her neck and stared intently at the plants in the picture, let countless slender hands controlling the screen hold the mouse, carefully clicked on a plant grid, and then dragged it tremblingly—successfully planted a plant.

The shockingly beautiful woman breathed a sigh of relief and sneered, crossing her chest and waiting for the plants she planted to show their power.

Then she saw Feng Wuli took the shovel and wanted to dig up her big potatoes.

A hand was placed on Feng Wuli's hand, preventing him from moving.

Feng Wuli turned his head to look at her, and she said coldly: "You can't dig what I planted."

"It's a waste of my grid for you to plant here, who will plant the nuts in the first row."

"Aren't you also planted in the first row?"

Forget it, Feng Wuli decided to ignore her, now the endless mode of the swimming pool has just started, it doesn't matter if a grid is wasted, it's okay for the cat to run away when he gets bored, and then dig it up, but Ye Ji has been staring at the nuts she planted, The plants that have been waiting for her to grow show their power.

When she was finally poached, she was very lonely.

Feng Wuli couldn't bear it, and asked her to plant a timothy in the swimming pool. This very ornamental offensive plant was very novel to her. Every time she knocked down a zombie, she followed Feng Wuli and reported: You see!My generation helped you solve another enemy!
Feng Wuli thought the cat was really cute.

Who would have thought that when they have children in the future, they will actually have 20 years of experience in raising children.

Gradually it became intense, Feng Wurea had no time to tease the cats, a wave of Wang Xilou appeared one after another, and he, who was bent on blowing up Wang Xilou, also became focused, and he didn't even have time to threaten the sunflower with a shovel to give birth to the sun.

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In Wuyi Square, a lot of new stores have been opened recently. Su Xiaoxin said to bring the two of them over to try it out, but whether it is Wang Xilou or Po Nu, they can tell with their limited wisdom.

This is a Hongmen banquet!
But it doesn't make sense to say that they should have a guilty conscience.

Not to mention that even if Feng Wuli and a pair of twins fell in love at the same time, it was her son or them who suffered the loss, but Su Xiaoxin had expressed her attitude of not interfering a few days ago.

But the problem is that Su Xiaoxin didn't say a word about it from her appearance to getting in the car to coming here.

That's going to be tough.

"There is a new dessert shop that just opened a few days ago, may I take you to try it?" She was still as gentle as ever.

Wang Xilou was still in a state of confusion, and he did not forget to say: "Ah? Is it that Nannan Dessert Shop? I have a coupon for it here."

"Uh, no, it seems to be called Mousse's family. I also saw it on Moments."

"Oh, it's okay, I also have their coupons."

She kept a stack of coupons in her wallet.

Su Xiaoxin pursed her lips, not knowing what to say, she just nodded and said yes, and asked, "Do you often come here to eat?"

"No, it's just that it's close to the store. Every time I buy vegetables, I come here to see what new stores have opened, and then I can get a lot of coupons and gifts."

"Ponu is very good at housekeeping." She said with a smile.

"Auntie, I'm Xilou."

Su Xiaoxin took a look at the two sisters, and finally gave up on distinguishing who was who... It seemed unnecessary anyway.

She didn't want to care about them, and she didn't even want to go deep into this topic, but there were some things that should be said or said. She wanted to give the two of them some advice from people who had experienced it, but her own marriage was like a marriage. It's a joke, so she can't give much advice, at most she can only use herself as a negative example, and show them that love and marriage are not child's play.

The three of them went to the shop of that mousse and sat down.

"How much is the monthly rent here?" Out of professionalism, Wang Xilou couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

Po Nu also nodded: "This lamp is beautiful, but it doesn't feel as bright as the one in our store."

"Looks like there's a flower shop over there."

"Where?"

"Here, over there by the elevator."

Po Nu's mouth was deflated, the corners of both mouths turned down, and he shook his head with an expression that he was sure to close down soon, and said: "Oh, it's so big, it's so shabby, how long can it last?"

"It looks so crowded, it can't compare with our store." Wang Xilou also looked disgusted, anyway, it's right to belittle the competitors.

Su Xiaoxin on the side felt quite amusing watching these two singing a double reed, one hugged her chest and shook her head, the other nodded with disgust. It was the same way when she came out with the two sisters before, but she always cared more about Wang Xi at that time. Lou is a little bit, now that I know the truth, I feel that the two beautiful girls, who look exactly the same, have the same voice, and similar temperament, the more they look at each other, the more they like them.

"Ponu, Xiaolou, let's see what you want to order?"

Wang Xilou and Po Nu discovered that Su Xiaoxin seemed to be really not too obsessed with the topic of the three of them living together, so they lost their worries at the beginning, and became the same as when the three of them went out together before—the two of them There is also Chifu, the time spent with Su Xiaoxin is estimated to be longer than the time Feng Wuli spent with her after she was five years old.

"Look and see."

"Auntie, let's go to the throne!" Po Nu took her by the arm and asked her to sit down first before returning to the front desk.

The action of Wang Xilou taking out her wallet is not in line with her beautiful girl's temperament. She is pulling the clothes with one hand and looking for the bottomless trousers with the other. The feeling of an old lady is too strong... The clerk even suspected that she would take out a cloth from the side of the shoe to wrap the money - her grandma was like this.

She took out a few coupons in her wallet and flipped through them one by one. The twin sister who looked exactly like her next to her reached out to help her find them. She was slapped away when she was blocked by rejection, and the sister who was slapped away muttered something in a low voice.

The clerk thought the pair of sisters were cute.

"Beauty, do you think my roll can be used?" She finally found the roll folded into a small corner.

"Yes." The clerk smiled.

"Don't you have a store opening event where you collect likes in your circle of friends and get a small cake when you spend over [-], can you use it with this roll?"

The waitress smiled and looked at this cute girl who felt a bit simple and honest: "Yes."

Su Xiaoxin was not very interested at first, she has always spent money lavishly, and never searched and searched in these corners, because she felt that she could not save much money and wasted time, but Wang Xilou once said After the operation, nearly 30 yuan was saved.

"Look at the beauty, it's full of likes." As soon as Wang Xilou posted on Moments, there were a bunch of little red dots immediately. In addition to likes, there were also a list of comments, and the number was still increasing.

"Well, it's ok..." The clerk glanced at it, but inadvertently saw the WeChat names of the people who commented on her circle of friends, and couldn't help but look weird.

Nezha, Lord Qingdi, Tushan Fox, Mrs. Xiang, General Frog, Our Lady of Nanshan, Shenggong of Dongshan...

And vaguely saw that the comments below all called her some kind of adult.

She was a little dumbfounded.

Some weird cosplay group?
She didn't dare to say it either.

Su Xiaoxin, who was sitting over there, silently looked at the two people over there, thinking silently: the one on the left is the small building, the one on the right is the ponu, the one on the left is the small building, and the one on the right is the ponu... Although knowing that this is meaningless, Because she can judge that it is entirely because she knows that Xiaolou is holding the wallet now, not because she has the ability to distinguish the two, but she feels that recognizing the two is like an insoluble math problem. The more I can't solve it, the more I want to try my own potential.

Suddenly a message popped up on the phone, and she looked down.

When she looked up again, the two walked towards her while talking, and the wallet was also put away.

"..." Su Xiaoxin looked calm.

Sitting down, Wang Xilou decided to take the initiative to confess, and asked, "Auntie, is there anything you want to tell us?"

She shook her head with a smile and said, "No really, but if you have anything to say to me, I'd love to hear it."

"So you already know." Po Nu was very embarrassed.

Su Xiaoxin looked quite happy, and she wanted to listen to the two of them with a smile on her face: "But I still want to hear what you guys have to say. No matter how unbelievable it is, I will listen patiently."

"Sorry, we shouldn't have kept this from you."

"how could be."

"Let us tell you." Po Nu looked ashamed, lowered his head and did not dare to look at her: "Auntie...Actually, in fact, I already had an unreasonable child, three months..."

Su Xiaoxin lost his grip on the phone and fell to the ground. Wang Xilou quickly grabbed it and slapped Po Nu on the forehead with his backhand. He said angrily, "What nonsense are you talking about!"

Po Nu stuck out her tongue, pretending to be cute.

Only then did Su Xiaoxin realize that it was a joke, and at the same time successfully distinguish who is the slave and who is Wang Xilou. She is also a little surprised that Xiaolou's movements were so sharp just now that she caught her with the phone before she could react.

"Little slave, these jokes must not be played indiscriminately." She felt a little blaming.

"I'm sorry." She admitted her mistake positively.

"Hello, your desserts, enjoy your meal."

"Ow! Thanks."

Wang Xilou accepted the quarrel, and directly revealed his card to Su Xiaoxin. Anyway, the other party knew about it, and he just wanted to hear their thoughts.

Su Xiaoxin always had a faint smile on her face. Of course, it is beyond common sense for sisters to serve a husband together in modern times, but the other two must have thought more than she did when they made this decision. What pressure, just give a supportive view, and hope that they can all be well.

When she learned that she might really marry Wang Xilou in the end, and that Po Nu only wanted to be a sister-in-law, Su Xiaoxin looked at Po Nu with distressed eyes.

"It's okay, auntie, if you want to blame it, you can blame me. Back then, I lost with my sister, rock-paper-scissors." Po Nu is simply a dramatist.

Su Xiaoxin felt even more distressed.

The three chattered non-stop, and when they sat beside her, she felt the joy of her son.

Let's go, Happy Saturday!

When he came out, Po Nu stared blankly at the gold bracelet in his hand.

"This, this is too precious."

"don't want?"

"want!"

"No wonder you rushed to wear it last time when I bought it for Xiaolou. Auntie didn't know about it last time, so I'll make it up for you this time."

Su Xiaoxin said softly, and then suddenly remembered that the little chimpanzee seemed to be rushing to wear it last time... Shaking her head to shake off this unrealistic thought, the little chimpanzee is only in junior high school, what is she thinking about.

The three of them strolled around Wuyi Square for a while, bought some clothes, and it was almost eleven o'clock in the blink of an eye. Su Xiaoxin drove them to the gate of the community and waved goodbye.

"Come back!"

Po Nu pushed open the door and yelled, just happened to be stuffing ice cream into the refrigerator, and it seemed that she had bought another bunch, and was taken aback by her sudden yell: "I'm back when I'm back, why are you shouting so loudly?" ?”

"Where's my man!?"

"...is taking a bath." Chifu was also used to this woman and became crazy.

Wang Xilou was also exhausted, bent over and took off his shoes, stepped on a pair of white boat socks and went to the water dispenser to drink water: "I'm so exhausted, I regret letting my baby Tuer adjust my tired body." , Wait a minute and let him clear it for me."

"You're playing a game and paying off the exhaustion value." Po Nu sneered, looked at Chi Fu, and said condescendingly:

"Yo, why did you buy so many ice creams?"

"Uh, yes." Chifu nodded, then suddenly turned around and asked, "Do you want to eat?"

"Hiss, there's something tricky!"

"... I like to eat or not."

"Are you so kind?" Po Nu looked suspiciously at this little bitch.

Chi Fu remained expressionless: "Don't eat it, I don't want to give it to you."

"Here's one!" It's rare to eat something bought by Chifu, and it's a fool not to take advantage of it, so she squatted down and rummaged through her favorite popsicles.

"Do you want Wang Xilou?" Chi Fu asked.

"No need, I just ate dessert." Wang Xilou raised his head and gurgled to drink water, thinking that he would turn off the 'thirst' value given to her by the baby apprentice by the way.

Chifu squeezed her fist, but she still didn't care, she was just waiting for an opportunity, and soon Ponu gave her this opportunity. After the woman tore open a package, she watched her close the refrigerator and asked, "Hey, don't you want to eat it yourself?"

"!!"

Chifu put it in his pocket, and said casually: "Oh, I won't eat it for now. He bought me a Haagen-Dazs ice cream tonight. I don't really want to eat ice cream now."

After a pause, she added another sentence, and said angrily, "Why do you think he buys that expensive ice cream? It costs more than 100 yuan for three balls. What a waste of money."

She looked at Po Nu out of the corner of her eye, and saw that the other party was expressionless, Chifu secretly rejoiced, but she definitely wouldn't show it.

With a cough, he was about to retreat, but when he turned around and was about to leave, something seemed to flash his eyes.

"??"

Chifu turned his head a little stiffly, and saw Ponu took out a gold bracelet from his pocket, and saw Ponu took it out and complained that it was too heavy to put in his pocket, as expected, it was better to wear it, and then he seemed to be the same as himself He said something, but Chifu could not hear clearly.

After being absent for about ten seconds, she came back to her senses, looked at Po Nu holding the gold bracelet given by his mother, and said dryly:

"I, the ice cream I ate tonight, there are three flavors, vanilla, chocolate, and cantaloupe, each of which is this big, very, very sweet." She said with a flushed face, trying to use The 100 yuan ice cream confronted the yellow orange gold bracelet in Po Nu's hand.

"It's really sweet." She pursed her lips.

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