not a monster

The water dispenser was out of water, so Wang Xilou opened the refrigerator.

Looking at the various messy drinks that Feng Wuli bought, she took out a bottle of rock candy pears, twisted the lid off gently, and took a sip. She looked disgusted with the sweet and greasy thing, and took a sip. I decided not to drink it, and I will throw it to the rice bucket at home later. I don’t know why these guys like to drink these junk drinks so much.

Po Nu over there was still troubled, saying why did her mother-in-law buy such expensive jewelry for herself, it was too conspicuous to wear on the street, and it was not convenient for her to work, she looked like a little slut.

Ouch, I'm calling you mother-in-law, so shameless.

Chifu was still looking at her eagerly, and kept talking about the Haagen-Dazs ice cream I ate tonight. After talking about the vanilla flavor, he said the cantaloupe flavor, but in front of that bracelet, Wang Xilou felt like a child. I got the slingshot that my father made casually, and happily went to play with my friends, even with a little intention of showing off, but the friends took the remote control planes, gunpla, and game consoles bought by the family and asked her what she had for fun When the things came out, she could only say over and over how much fun this slingshot was.

Wang Xilou looked at the two guys with contracted eyes, took another sip of the drink in his hand unconsciously, and spit it out, it was so sweet and greasy, he swallowed it with difficulty, and quickly screwed on the lid:
"Why do you keep bullying her? Put your bracelet away and show your eyes!"

Then he comforted the red-eyed Chifu: "Chifu, leave her alone, you want you to get mine and wear it. My mother-in-law gave it to me last year. It seems to be in the bedside cabinet."

Chifu is still talking about how delicious her ice cream is, mechanically introducing the beauty of each flavor.

The door of the bathroom opened, Feng Wuli came out wearing big pants and shirtless, with clothes in his hand, "Hey, are you back?"

He saw that Po Nu was like a victorious rooster, with his head held high, and Chi Fu ran back to the room in desperation.

Wang Xilou was speechless, these few, the family was talking every day.

"Come here and drink the rest of this."

Feng Wuli scratched his head inexplicably, took the rock candy pear from Wang Xilou's hand, unscrewed it and drank several gulps just after taking a bath and feeling thirsty.

Wang Xilou frowned, not knowing what kind of taste this person had, turned around and went to the balcony to collect his clothes and was about to take a shower.

"Po slave, are you bullying Chifu again?" Feng Wuli took the drink and clothes to the place where the air conditioner was switched on, turned the temperature up a bit, and then carried it to the living room.

"I do not have!"

"What are you doing bullying people all the time?" He casually put the clothes on his head.

"You wronged me again!" The stinky sister jumped up from behind and hugged him by the neck, her long legs clamped his waist and abdomen, and she stretched out her white wrists in front of him to show him: "Look at my The bracelet, isn't it pretty?"

Po Nu is very light, and suddenly jumped on his back and shook it unreasonably. He took the hair dryer and glanced at the bracelet stretched out in front of him: "My mother bought it for you?"

"Yeah hee hee."

"You don't take off your shoes when you enter the house. If you step on the floor dirty, Wang Xilou will scold you to death. She just mopped the floor this morning." He went over and turned on the TV.

"Then can you help me take off my shoes?"

"You can call people."

"I'm so tired today. I ran a dozen places, fell twice, stepped on the stairs once, and was hit by a toy car driven by a kid in the neighborhood. Let me tell you! I met me today when I was sending flowers Fans, take a photo with me!" She moved on her back.

"You have fans..." Feng Wuli took off her shoes, inside were a pair of blue socks. After taking off the shoes, Po Nu's legs pinched his waist even tighter. Put it in the shoe cabinet by the door.

"Did you secretly use the shower gel I bought?" Po Nu put his nose up to his neck and sucked it, and as a detective, he immediately concluded: "This floral fragrance is not your Romano, but my Opal !"

"I've run out of mine, come down and blow it for me." He plugged in the hair dryer.

"In the living room this time? I don't care." Po Nu's voice was even expectant.

Obviously he has a driver's license, I don't know why Po Nu takes him on the highway every time, he is already numb, so tell her to get down quickly, don't stick to him without taking a shower, it stinks.

"Where does it stink?" She jumped down and quickly smelled herself, at most there was a little sweat smell, and she was still a fragrant and beautiful girl.

"Dry my hair." He was sitting on the sofa drinking a drink, blowing on the air conditioner, and watching TV. Tonight there was "World Youth Talk".

"Okay! Does the boss want any other services?"

"One more set of 1299 Emperor's Heart Sutra."

"Hey! The boss knows the goods!" The female goblin Pidianpidian took a hair dryer to blow his hair.

After a while, Wang Xilou also came out of the shower, wearing a loose nightgown, with a white and tender calf exposed under the light pink nightgown, and he passed by with slippers, his hair was wet and coiled on the top of his head like a big bag. With a wooden basin that may be regarded as an antique.

When the wooden basin appeared in Feng Wuli's field of vision, I felt that it was very dramatic, as if a village woman who was going to wash clothes by the river in the Song and Ming Dynasties suddenly appeared at home, and in her basin were the underwear washed by the whole family, waiting for her After I took the basin to the balcony to dry the clothes, when I came out from the balcony, I carried the basin with both hands instead of carrying it with one hand. I put the basin back in the bathroom and went out to sit on the sofa.

The two sat on the sofa sideways consciously, and Po Nu got up to take a shower.

"Where's the remote control?" She sat down and let her hair down, and wiped it with a towel.

He silently handed in the remote control.

The youth of the world said that they were switched to "A Thousand Bones of Flowers". Feng Wuxiang recalled the bad memories of being forced to watch the Xia family's three daughters several times with her when she was a child.

"Come here and blow my hair."

Not long after enjoying the Emperor's Heart Sutra, the boss became a technician. Feng Wuli chose to endure the humiliation and said while blowing her hair:

"Let's close the door earlier in the future. We won't be doing it so late. It will close at nine o'clock in the future."

"Huh? Why?"

"It's too late, it's past eleven o'clock every time I come back."

"But there are a lot of people buying flowers at night." Wang Xilou crossed his legs and looked up at him with his head back.

"Then do it at 09:30, start cleaning at 09:30, and close on time at ten o'clock."

"Ten o'clock... that's fine!"

"There is also a closed day on Sunday."

She blinked and asked, "Huh? Why?"

"You have to give yourself a break. Although it seems that you don't have to go to work to open a store, in fact, if you want to make money, you don't have a holiday time at all. But we don't have financial pressure, so we don't need to be so tired, so we decided to open the store in the morning. The time is 996007:08, the closing time is 30:09 in the evening, the upper and lower half hours are allowed to change flexibly, and Sunday is closed... this weekend, I will take you to the amusement park and ride the roller coaster."

The hair was half-dried, so I put down the hair dryer for no reason, let it dry naturally for the last time, pulled out the cord, rolled it up and put it aside, sat next to her and watched TV with her, Wang Xilou naturally stretched his feet up to put it on. On his lap, he moved his little butt and sat down.

Now that Wan Wan and Ye Ji are both asleep, no one will leave the living room. She hugged his neck with a smile and said with a smile on her face, "Suddenly I feel that you have become so mature."

"Ah?" Feng Wuli thought it was funny, and put his arms around her waist.

"It was only so small not long ago, and it followed Master's butt like a little dumpling. At that time, I thought you were so cute, and I really wanted to hug you to sleep every day. Why did you suddenly become so big like a bear? They even arranged for a master to come, who is the apprentice and who is the master!"

The wind glared at her unreasonably.

There is no master who is sitting on the lap of the apprentice now.

"Then are you listening?" he said.

"Do not listen!"

Her tone is a bit childish now, Feng Wuli knows how to deal with Wang Xilou in this state, so she said: "If you don't listen, I won't take you to the amusement park on weekends."

"listen!"

He nodded with a childish face, Wang Xilou smiled, looked at him, and said, "It's really become very mature, what should I do, the master's value as a little apprentice is about to overflow again."

As she spoke, her face was already in front of Feng Wuli, their noses touched their noses, their eyes looked at each other's lips, and their breaths intertwined, but they kept the distance between touching noses and not touching mouths, the atmosphere has become They were extraordinarily ambiguous and ambiguous, the difference between their lips was less than one centimeter, and they were testing each other to see who would move forward a little bit first, and who would close their eyes first.

"Watching TV." Feng Wuli said softly.

"I don't want to see it, I want to see you, is the military training over?"

"ended."

"Are you going to class tomorrow?" She breathed on his face, the fragrance was hot, and Feng Wuli watched her lips move, her neat and white teeth, and that lovely tongue.

"Well, it's just a ten o'clock class in the morning."

"So late?" Wang Xilou was a little surprised. From elementary school to high school, he got up at six or seven every morning.

"University is like this. You only have one or two classes a day, and sometimes you have three classes. Sometimes you don't even have classes for a whole day."

"It's so relaxing."

"Ponu is about to come out after taking a bath." Feng Wuli said.

"So what if she comes out?"

"I want to kiss you." The atmosphere had come to this, and he didn't want to give up halfway.

"beg me."

"Master, please have a small mouth with me."

"You still know that I am your master!"

"Close your eyes first, okay?"

Wang Xilou coughed and didn't know what to hide. He pretended to be the majesty of the master, and said in a tone like admonishing his disciples: "Let's say it first, kiss me, but don't touch your hands. This is still a living room, so don't kiss me." It's been too long, wait for someone to come out and see, just kiss casually, um, that's probably it, let's be a teacher."

"..." There are so many words.

The bathroom door was opened.

When Po Nu came out wearing the same nightgown as Wang Xilou, two people in the living room were seriously discussing the plot of "A Thousand Bone Flowers".

She scratched her head, and coquettishly asked her little apprentice to blow-dry her hair.

……

At 12:30 in the evening, Po Nu stayed up for several nights, and decided to go to bed early tonight. After half an hour, she came out of the master bedroom and went back to the girls' dormitory. When she opened the door, she saw that her lovely Chifu store manager was still awake.

The lights in the room were turned off and it was pitch black. The curtains were of good quality and did not let in light at all. The only light sources in the room were the air conditioner and the mobile phone on the bed.

"Reading your novel again?" Po Nu kicked off his slippers and climbed onto the bed.

"none of your business!"

In fact, a room was originally prepared for her, but she insisted on sleeping with Chifu. At first, Chifu sternly rejected her. If she moved to a new house, there would be ample room, so no one wanted to squeeze with this guy.

But she is a rascal. At first she said she was afraid of the dark, so she climbed into her bed in the middle of the night, and then she said that the air conditioner in her room was broken, so she squeezed with her, and then Chifu locked the door. After that, as long as it was almost time, she would enter the room one step ahead of herself, and then waited.

What a hooligan!
"Why are you so angry?" Po Nu likes to turn the temperature of the air conditioner in the room to a low level and then cover the quilt. After kicking off the shoes, she crawls into the bed, revealing a head from behind her, to see what Chifu is playing.

Chifu covered the screen so she wouldn't see it.

"Why are you being stingy, what don't you show me?"

"Go over! I'm squeezed!"

"Can you blame me for having a good figure? I'm dead, and I'm tired of holding my shoulders every day." She stretched out her hand and stretched her neck.

Chifu sneered: "That's why I said it's better to use the form when I was 15 years old."

"Let's go to sleep after playing with Tom Cat, don't you usually hide and play?"

"... I'm too lazy to talk to you!"

"If you don't play with your phone, give it to me. I'll call the king for a while before going to sleep."

"I, I want to use it!"

"Then let me see what you're doing."

"Why!"

"By the way, I have something to tell you..." Taking advantage of Chifu's attention, Po Nu struck out and quickly grabbed the phone from her arms. When Chifu reacted, he found that it had been snatched away. I am anxious to grab it back immediately.

"Give it back to me!" She reached out her hand to snatch it in a panic.

Ponu shrunk his head under the quilt, skillfully unlocked it with his fingerprint, and let the little girl behind him hit him with fists without making a sound. The two little girls fought again on the bed. This was a scene that happened almost every day.

When the mobile phone was turned on, it was found that the page when the screen was just turned off was a browser search page, and the browsing history was also displayed on it.

'How much is a gold bracelet'

'850 Can four dollars buy a gold bracelet? '

"How long does it take to make money and buy a gold bracelet if you send flyers part-time at night"

'Any plastic bracelets that look like they're made of gold? '

The quilt was lifted, and the angry Chifu greeted Po Nu with fists and legs, and successfully snatched the phone back, but this person didn't realize it at all, and was still smiling after being beaten by her, and she sat astride Po Nu in shame On the body, he said angrily: "You are still laughing! Don't laugh!"

It took a long time for Po Nu to stop smiling, begging for mercy again and again, and said, "Oh, why do you care so much about this?"

"none of your business!"

"Isn't it just a bracelet? Her mother bought it for me when she found out that I was pretending to be Wang Xilou last time, thinking that our twins were in love with the little apprentice." Po Nu suddenly thought of it, and said: "You told her that you are also in love with him, maybe I will buy you one?"

"Get out of here!" Chifu's face was still hot.

"Obviously you are sitting on my stomach now, and you still want me to roll."

"Hmph!" She didn't want to sit on her belly, Chi Fu turned over and lay back, not wanting to deal with the hob meat.

Po Nu leaned up again, Chifu knew that the brown sugar was very annoying, and she couldn't drive it away. The more she cared about her, the more proud she was. At this time, it would be good to have a husky on the bed, and it is unreasonable to have a husky , she is still using Baidu to search for various things. At first, she searched how much a gold bracelet costs, and gradually turned into "Is there a gold mountain in San Francisco that can be dug?", "People often say how to pan for gold." Is there gold'.

Then I searched, how can I get a gold bracelet quickly.

"Just hug me, don't grab my hand." She patted the hand in the dark impatiently, Po Nu's hand flinched, but grabbed it again, the ruler was so annoying that she took the left hand , She still needs to use her right hand to type.

I saw Po Nu took off the bracelet on her wrist, grabbed Chifu's hand, and put it on, a gold bracelet suddenly appeared on her white and thin wrist, and Po Nu's hand was interlocked with her fingers.

She smiled brightly and said, "I see you off."

Chifu wasn't surprised at all, but didn't even look at it, and still stared at her phone screen and said, "I don't care about you."

The light from the screen shone on her petite face, which was so cute.

"Please be rare, I'm very reluctant."

"Bitch."

"Hey, go to bed, okay, don't be angry anymore, I decided to go to bed early tonight!"

"Take it back, and say no." Her face seemed to be rounded into a big ball, with an expression of contempt for everything, and she was extremely proud.

"I'm so arrogant again, I've convinced you, do you want it? Don't want me to send your nude photos to my apprentice!"

"you send it."

"Eh?!" Po Nu was shocked.

"I'm going to sleep!"

"Huh? I've prepared a bunch of steps, why did you go down before I gave you one?"

"Sleep or not?!"

"Sleep, sleep, but wait for me to take a sip..."

Fighting started under the quilt again, Po Nu laughed extravagantly, the chifu did not check, but it was obvious that they did not go to bed so early, the two little girls chatted quietly under the quilt for a while, chatting about this and that Chatting, after a while, I started playing with my phone again.

Played a few Happy Landlords;
Played talking Tom cat;

Steal Wang Xilou's Alipay energy, and abduct her chick by the way;
At 02:05, Ponu started to fight the king.

Chifu doesn't know how to do it, so watch her play.

At 03:10, the two covered the quilt and were lying flat, ready to fall asleep. Po Nu suddenly said: "The young couple who came to buy Corolla red roses today will definitely split up."

Chi Fu felt miraculous: "You think so too?"

"Look at that man, staring at Wang Xilou and me, I want to shave his ears, this man is absolutely unreliable, he must be divided!"

Chifu frowned and said, "Actually, I think..."

At 04:30, Po Nu chatted dryly, looked at the time, it was four o'clock, and quickly said no more, let's go to bed first.

After about an hour, she said, "I feel like going to the toilet."

"...I have a little too."

"You haven't slept yet?"

Chifu is very confused now, she doesn't know if she just fell asleep, or fell asleep and was woken up by this bitch.

"Let's go, let's go together."

swish swish swish swish
In summer, the dawn is fast, and there is a twilight on the edge of the city. After going to the toilet, Ponu saw a glimmer of light outside the window, and was terrified. It was like playing "Minecraft" and digging holes underground at night. It's already on.

Her plan to go to bed early has failed again!

Chifu finished booing, walked back in a daze, his little toe kicked the door frame, and squatted down in pain, the next second he was dragged back to the room by the slave holding his armpit, using his foot Hook the door.

As the door was closed, the quality of the curtains was really good, the room was plunged into darkness, and the soul slave heaved a sigh of relief——successfully traveled back to last night.

Throw the chifu on the bed and roll up the quilt.

sleep
The two little sisters didn't know when they fell asleep, and when the door was pushed open after nine o'clock, Feng Wuli came in to look for the two slackers.

"I got up, and I didn't even check what time it was. Wang Xilou was so busy alone."

There were two dead bodies lying on the bed, and they ignored him at all.

Feng Wuli didn't expect that one day he would become someone he hated. He imitated Wang Xilou's approach and went to the window, and opened the curtain with a swipe. The city sky was clear and clear, and there were workers working at heights outside the office building to clean the glass. The hydrogen balloon that was accidentally dropped from the boat continued to rise and was reflected on the glass, and drifted to nowhere with a gust of wind.

The sunlight outside the window fills the whole room.

The time in the room suddenly crossed from the early hours of last night to nine o'clock in the morning the next day.

Two dead pigs groaned on the bed, Po Nu shrank under the quilt, Chifu looked pained, and then stretched out a hand, dragging her into the quilt to avoid the sun.

"Get up, I have to go to school later, you go to the shop and help Wang Xilou."

He was just about to lift the quilt in the past, when he suddenly thought that Po Nu used to sleep naked, and his hands were stuck in the air, and he couldn't get it down, but he thought that he hadn't seen it before, so he studd directly——

Covered it back again.

Why did Chifu learn her bad habit!
"Ahem, wake up, it's really past nine o'clock, the flower delivery angel and the store manager Chifu, I need your help!"

"Sleep a little longer~" Ponu's muffled voice came from inside.

"I'm going out now, and you'll fall asleep again later."

"No, I'll set an alarm for 10 minutes."

"No."

No matter what Feng Wuli said, it was useless, so he sighed helplessly, first turned off the air conditioner, then opened the doors and windows to let all the air-conditioning go, and went to the door to call his good helper: "Xiao Ye, come here."

A cat appeared from nowhere, Dian'er Dian'er ran over fat and trembling, couldn't stop the car so floated a meter away, then came back on catwalk gracefully, looked up and asked, "What are you looking for? "

Feng Wuli pointed to the bulging quilt on the bed in the room with his chin, and then looked at the cat on the ground. Ye Ji exchanged glances with him, then looked at the two people on the bed, then looked up at Feng Wuli, and saw Feng Wuli nodded to her.

"I...understood." With a heavy expression on her face, she walked slowly towards the room.

"Go, Saya."

Feng Wuli nodded, stepped out of the way, looked at her and said, "Do what you think is right."

Ye Ji walked to the bed in small steps, twisted her buttocks and jumped up. The cat poked a hole with its probe, and then the whole cat got in.

In the next second, another figure appeared under the quilt.

A world war followed.

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