not a monster

Chapter 384 Master Has Completely Became The Shape I Wanted

"Battista Bomb Drop!"

"Irish cross!"

"This trick is... ah, no! Soul slaves, don't use this trick on us!"

"I beg you!!"

There was a loud noise in the room, and Feng Wuli looked back worriedly. Fortunately, they are a duplex, and they would not disturb the people downstairs. Feed Yeji with only one-third of the cat food left.

Ye Ji seldom ate cat food before, but the children didn't eat well at home, and when they went to school to eat lunch in the nursery with their friends, they miraculously obediently ate it by themselves.The same goes for Ye Ji, probably because she went to work at the cat cafe next door, and after seeing other cats eating so deliciously, she began to obediently eat cat food.

That's right, this is what a cat should look like. Whose cat will eat two bites of cat food, and suddenly turn from the ground into a long, straight black girl, hugging people's thighs and arguing for KFC, cats should eat Cat food.

Feng Wuli looked at the cat food for a long time, took a look at it, and tasted it.

Almost jumped out.

Dogs don't eat it.

He thought for a while and mixed the half-bitten cat food into Ye Ji's bowl, so it couldn't be wasted.

"Get up quickly." He turned around and shouted towards the second floor, but no one paid attention to him for a long time.

"Po slave?" he called again.

"Oh! Get up, I'm putting on my shoes!" Ponu's voice came from upstairs.

Feng Wuli was a little suspicious, so he picked up the garbage bag and went out.

In the upstairs room, the classmate Ponu, whose whole body was covered with only a small blue triangle, cast a ball on the cat, listened to the sound of the door closing downstairs, and then gave Ye Ji a threatening look. Signal her not to bother me, otherwise there are still a lot of moves that have not been used!
Jumping out of bed, covering his body, closing the curtains and the door and turning on the air conditioner, snuggled back into the quilt, and fell asleep in the cage with the soft and fragrant feet in his arms.

"Aren't you going to wake up?" Chi Fu asked in a daze.

"Sleep for another 10 minutes, don't worry, I set the alarm clock, I will call you later."

"Hmm~" Her voice was delicate, and she suddenly felt something was wrong: "... Where are my clothes?" Why does it feel that there is so little space on the upper body.

"Oh! Didn't I take it off for you last night because I saw you were sweating because of the heat."

"That's it, thank you Ponu."

"Damn! Good sister, that's a must! The skin is good, very slippery!"

Chifu rubbed his eyes sleepily, yawned and tears came out, and when he was about to go back to sleep, he seemed to realize something was wrong... Just now, did someone come in?

It seems that they have lifted their quilts.

"..." Her eyes opened a third.

"??" His eyes opened two-thirds of the way.

"!!" It opened completely.

Early in the morning, Po Nu was used by two people successively with an Irish cross.

"Chifu! We are here to help you!"

"Broken, broken, broken! Neck neck!"

"You must be sick from riding a horse! Why did you take off my clothes when you slept naked!?"

"Look at my... Irish cross!"

……

At 09:30, I went to Wenhua Street and saw a flower shop. The proprietress of the flower shop was so beautiful, she was busy working in an apron. He checked the time and went in to tease the flower girl.

The molestation was unsuccessful, and he was dragged to work as a coolie.

Feng Wuli moved the flowers outside, while she sat in the store with her legs crossed, holding a very old lunch box that could be kept warm.

The lunch box contained today's breakfast, pork offal. Feng Wuli woke up half an hour later than her. She went out when he was brushing his teeth and washing up. He thought she had eaten breakfast before going out, but she didn't expect to bring it to the store to eat.

In the summer after nine o’clock, the morning mist gradually dissipates, the sun is brilliant and dense, the city is like a mirage on the desert, bright and transparent and imaginary like a phantom, when the door of the piano store next door is pushed open, the wind unreasonably hears a gust of wind The voice of the saxophone is melodious and soothing. The golden world has not yet begun to heat up. A line of white doves flies in the distance. Feng Wuli is holding two pots of flowers in his hands, one is a narcissus lily, and the other is not.

What a beautiful morning, Feng Wuli thought.

He walked back after moving two pots of flowers, and saw Wang Xilou in the store eating breakfast with his back slightly hunched and his legs crossed. This zombie seemed to be in a beautiful mood all the time. , picked up a piece of pork liver, giggled, and signaled him to come and eat.

"It's all over, I'm going to school."

Feng Wuli walked over, squatted down slightly, and bit his chopsticks.

"Master is drooling again," she said.

Then he picked up a piece of pork loin, and was very keen on feeding himself. Feng Wuli felt that she was raising pigs, and when they were very fat, they could be slaughtered and eaten, just like the pig offal in her bowl.

So he refused to feed.

"Eat another piece." Her tone was like coaxing a child, as if she wanted to say eat a little more to grow taller.

"I don't like to eat offal."

"Picky eater! I really don't know what you like to eat."

"Is there any dragon liver and phoenix marrow?"

"Do you want to eat?" Wang Xilou's tone was very excited, as if he was waiting for Feng Wurealy to issue a hunting permit, he nodded and immediately went to catch a real dragon for him and bring it back to slaughter.

Rolling up her sleeves, she said, "Master only takes a little bit of flesh from other people, it won't hurt their lives."

Feng Wuli was speechless, "I want to eat immortal meat, Wang Xilou, cut off two taels of meat and fry it tonight."

Wang Xilou frowned and thought for a while, then nodded and said, "The meat on the calf side may taste better, so remember to come back for dinner tonight."

Did she know what horrible thing she was talking about? Feng Wuli stretched out his hand and flicked her forehead with a painful face.

Can't break the defense at all.

He played it again, and Wang Xilou groaned in pain, clutching his forehead and glaring at him angrily.

It's amazing, his brain damage far exceeds that of Kungunir, an artifact thrown by Odin, he thought with a smile.

"I told you not to think about those weird things."

"That's a big tonic, okay? Taking it will definitely increase your skill! It's also good for your practice. Look at your weakling, don't you want to put Master under your body one day?"

"It was overwhelmed last night..."

"Strength, master means strength!" She put the lunch box aside on the counter, stood up, did not put down the sleeves she had just rolled up, and dimpled her biceps in front of him like a bodybuilder.

Her arms were greasy and slender, with no muscles at all.

"You can't beat me now." He smiled and collapsed again, causing Wang Xilou to groan with his head on his knees.

Looking up at him viciously, two canine teeth gradually protruded, looking like he was about to get angry, Feng Wuli didn't dare to continue to be presumptuous.

But thinking that this person is a little sick and off-line, in her mind to achieve some goals for him, common sense can be temporarily abandoned, maybe it is really sneaky in the kitchen to remove a rib and stew soup for him, that would be true horrible.

"Don't think about those things that sound scary, do you really want me to eat your meat?"

Wang Xilou squatted on the ground and rolled his eyes: "Just kidding, I see you are still impatient, humor, do you understand humor? Go, go to school."

After all, in her mind, it can grow back anyway, and it can also speed up his cultivation, which is completely worthless!
Feng Wuli was having a headache, if a good daily article was really read by her, it would turn into a horror novel, he said he would not use Yangshen to control her, but unexpectedly he used it, "Don't think about what happened just now. "

Wang Xilou just felt stunned for a while, she seemed to have thought of some miraculous trick to increase the cultivation of the precious apprentice just now, and she was going to use it quietly tonight, but it seemed that she didn't.

What was I thinking just now?

Hiss, that's weird.

She stood up from crouching with her head in her arms, looked around unknowingly, and saw that Feng Wuli was still in the store, and asked, "What time is it and you haven't gone to school yet, why are you still here?"

Feng Wuli looked at Wang Xilou with complicated emotions.

The woman he can control with a single thought, and this woman is his most important thing, this gap makes him feel that the world is illusory and unreal.

"Why are you looking at Master like that?"

"Wow, suck, don't you go to school?"

After a long time, Feng Wuli sighed: "Don't worry me too much."

Wang Xilou stared at him with big eyes.

"I won't go to class today, I want to accompany you in the store." He said so, and went to put on his work clothes.

"??" Wang Xilou frowned: "You kid want to skip class?"

"You can't say skipping classes. The first week's class is not a formal class because the course selection system has not been closed. There will be no roll call and no teaching, so it's okay not to go."

Of course, there is no saying that it’s okay not to go, it’s just to fool Wang Xilou.

"Why didn't you go all of a sudden?"

"I want to stay with you for a while."

Wang Xilou was a little unbelievable, holding his chest suspiciously: "When did you become so clingy?"

"I just used your Yang God to control you."

Wang Xilou looked blank: "What are you doing?"

"It made you forget something."

"hiss……"

"Isn't it scary, I let you forget whatever you want, do you regret it? Give me Yangshen."

He had already put on his work apron, and decided to stay and watch the shop with her today. In fact, he had not watched the shop with her during the daytime for [-] consecutive days of military training.

"Big or small?"

Are there big and small things?Feng Wuidean thought about it, and said, "It should be a trivial matter."

Wang Xilou frowned, this person is really awkward, he is very resistant to handing over the Yangshen to him, and let him use the Yangshen to control the things he has forgotten, and then it is a trivial matter, Wang Xilou wondered Not sure what it would be.

"Whatever you want."

"Aren't you angry?" Feng Wuli asked.

"no."

She got up and went to wash the insulated food box, and put it in the back room to dry, as if she really didn't care about anything, she stretched her waist, and she could see her beautiful figure at a glance. After about 5 minutes, she came over and asked:
"What's the matter, Master really wants to know!"

She is itchy!
"Can you remind Master, okay, what is it? I forgot something in the early morning, you remind Master, Master promises to listen to you!"

This feeling is like going out and suddenly remembering whether the door of the house is closed or not. The farther away from home, the more I miss it!

Feng Wuli was still pruning flowers and plants, and gave her a blank look, "Go away, I won't tell you anyway."

"Let's talk~"

"Do not say."

"Don't talk! Don't talk about family law!"

"Forget it again." He put down the scissors and was about to turn on the computer.

Wang Xilou immediately froze and stayed where he was.

Scratching his head, he didn't know what to do. Seeing Feng Wuli sitting in front of the computer, he went over to see what the little apprentice was doing with the computer on: "What are you doing? Do you want to watch Master show you how to beat a zombie?"

Refresh the status directly.

Feng Wuli looked at her and sighed: "Look, you are just like a toy without Yangshen."

"What are you talking about, kid?" Wang Xilou was confused.

Feng Wuli told her what happened just now.

Wang Xilou hissed and acted panicked, but he was actually acting, trying to get him to tell her what she had forgotten in the first place.

Feng is unreasonable so he won't be fooled, and he still blames her for being stupid, and the gods of yang will give it to her indiscriminately. I won't regret it after seeing you.

"It's not as exaggerated as you say."

Wang Xilou's tone was weak. In fact, she didn't think there was anything wrong at all. She just looked at her apprentice who seemed a little angry, so she calmed down. At this time, she would not be angry and say, "I am the master, what is your tone?" , No one in the family is absolutely strong, everyone accommodates each other, she muttered: "It's too much to say that it's like a toy."

"Raise your left hand."

Wang Xilou saw that his left hand was raised by itself.

"Turn around."

The flower shop proprietress turned around.

"Jump."

Wang Xilou followed suit, a little annoyed, and said stubbornly: "Then at most, at most it's just following your orders, and I can listen to you even if I don't give it to Yangshen."

Feng Wuli pointed: "Please be happy!"

I don't know why, but I suddenly became so happy!Wang Xilou pursed his lips to prevent himself from laughing so obviously, but he couldn't stop himself, turned around and squatted down to snicker.

He pointed again: "Please be sorry!"

"..."

Dou Da's tears flowed down, sadness seemed to flow upstream, Wang Xilou's eyes were red, and his shoulders trembled.

Afterwards, I experienced more than a dozen emotions in succession, among which, in addition to the simple joys, anger, sorrows and joys, some very complicated ones were added, such as:

Mom was coming back soon, and suddenly remembered the sense of urgency that she hadn't done the housework she explained when she went out. '

The high school goddess who was about to graduate and had a crush on her for three years confessed. After the news was sent out, the goddess ignored her anxiety and regret for 5 minutes, and at the same time mixed with a little bit of expectation. '

'As a great poet who is concerned about the country and the people, when he was old and weak, he was saddened that a group of children in Nancun took away the thatch of the thatched hut. '

Whoa!She herself didn't know what emotions she would feel when encountering the above things, and now that she has experienced them all, it feels really fun!

Wang Xilou had just completed the "Lin Daiyu Personality Experience Card", and hurriedly said: "One more, that kind... In this way, I am Zhao Ling'er in "Sword and Sword One", the one played by Liu Yifei." She made sword fingers with both hands , It seems to be pinching some law.

"Oh, good..." Feng Wuli felt strange.

its not right!Why in the end, it didn't seem like she regretted handing over Yangshen to herself at all. On the contrary, this person had a good time.

Wang Xilou is now looking at the surrounding environment strangely, "Huh? Where is this place? Why is Linger here?"

The tone was also very innocent, looking at everything around him curiously.

She really became Zhao Linger, of course she was not possessed by the fictional Zhao Linger in the film and television drama, but Zhao Linger's character, memory, and preferences in Feng Wuli's memory were projected onto Wang Xilou.

Does she know the seriousness of this matter?

Feng Wuli silently looked at the familiar yet unfamiliar woman in front of him, familiar because of her appearance, strange because of the soul in this body.

If he is willing, then this person will always be the nonexistent Zhao Linger, and Wang Xilou's personality will never come back.

Or he can go on a date with Zhao Ling'er today, walk the rivers and lakes with Xiaolongnv tomorrow, go shopping with Xiao Xun'er the day after tomorrow, and go to class with senior sister Mai the day after tomorrow, Wang Xilou?It's okay, let her come back when she's in a good mood.

Maybe she will also say that this is very good, you can be like Master as you like, and you can always like Master... After all, this guy is sick and delicate.

Maybe she never had the concept of Wang Xilou. Her current body without the Yang God has long since become a pile of plastic clay. Feng Wuli can show her whatever she is kneaded into, and she will return to her body later. Wang Xilou's personality is just a Wang Xilou created by him. It may have been when she gave her Yangshen to herself. so.

If so, that would be terrible!

No, according to this, when Wang Xilou usually beats himself, is it because he also subconsciously thinks that she will beat him?Does that mean that you can control your subconscious mind in this way, and then get a little less beating...

No, Yangshen must return it to her!
So in order to return the Yang God to her, you have to practice hard to become a fairy as soon as possible?

Wang Xilou, is this also part of your plan? !

Feng Wuli's face was cloudy and uncertain.

Start practicing hard tomorrow!
"Big brother, do you know where this is?" Zhao Linger's version of Wang Xilou was a little pitiful.

Feng Wuli had a headache. He knew that he would not play such boring things with her. He forced himself not to think about that terrible possibility, and said to her: "Change back."

Wang Xilou blinked, a little regretful: "Why don't you play it anymore, it's quite interesting." For her, it was an immersive role-playing.

"Don't play anymore, there are more people outside, wait for a guest to come in."

"Okay! Next time Master wants to pretend to be Hua Qiangu." She said with a blunt mouth. 360% of users.Feng Wuli was very relieved to see it, as expected of his online learning, it is amazing.

no!Who gave him the 360 ​​security guard? !
His face turned black, looking at how to uninstall this rogue thing.

Wang Xilou also leaned over to watch him play on the computer, pouted and pretended to be cute, and said, "Download that driving game for Master, Master won't download it, and he will download a bunch of junk software later."

"QQ Speed?"

"Correct!"

"When you download something, check to see if he asked you to check something else. He will automatically check a lot of other software for you. Once you click OK, they will all be downloaded for you...QQ For speeding car, you can directly search the official website in the browser."

Feng Wuli clicked on the browser and installed the game for her. Wang Xilou sat next to him and listened carefully, and suddenly said: "By the way, can you ask Master to put his hand down first?"

"Ah? Sorry, put it down."

The lowered hand twisted his ear.

……

Po Nu probably stayed up all night last night, so Feng Wuli called back and said he would give her a morning off today.

He replaced the work of the flower delivery angel and drove a battery car to deliver flowers all morning.

Some of the people who received the flowers ordered some activities such as "January Flowers" and "Weekly Flowers" from them, and sent flowers to their door regularly; Some are ordered flowers for others.

In fact, there are not many, about four or five times. After all, September is the off-season for flower shops, and there are no special holidays.Valentine's Day, Father's Day, and Mother's Day are not in August or September.

There are carnations sent to the inpatient department of the hospital, gypsophila to the school, young couples who order roses for each other, and single women who order lilies for themselves. Most of the people who receive the flowers are in a good mood. In fact, the human world has no meaning, it is people who endow it with meaning.

I also have doubts about why it is not the young lady before. It seems that the people who often buy flowers have always been the same group, which is their regular source of customers.

There's also one order that's slightly magical.

Feng Wuli followed the address, parked the car and went in with flowers in his hands. After checking several times, he was sure that the woman in the white skirt in front was the target of the order.

"Hello, is this Ms. Song Yingli?"

"Ah, it's me, may I ask who you are?"

The other party was probably in his twenties, not much older than Feng Wuli, the woman saw the man in front of him holding flowers, she thought for a long time, but still couldn't remember that she knew the boy in front of her.

"It's like this. I'm from a flower shop. These are the flowers your husband, Mr. Li Wen, ordered for you. He said that he was suddenly dispatched by the company to other provinces on a business trip last week. He couldn't come back today, so he ordered them from our flower shop." I bought this bouquet of narcissus lilies and asked me to bring them to you."

"Ah! Is that right? I'm on a business trip to another province."

The woman's face was a little regretful, but she became happy again when she saw Lily, and complained a little while she was happy: "How much does this flower cost?"

"The flower is 120 yuan, but Mr. Li Wen said that the packaging should be more beautiful, and there is also a fee for the flower delivery service, a total of [-] yuan." He also joked: "But sister, don't worry, it is not payable."

Song Yingli was also amused, and then complained that she always spent the money indiscriminately. 120 yuan was enough for her to buy vegetables for a few days, but now she used it to buy such a bunch of flowers, and it was unbearable. When they lived in a rented house, They are all giving rape flowers. Now that I have made money, I don’t feel bad when I buy more than 100 flowers. They also need to be beautifully packaged. Men who have money will spend a lot of money.

The tone was complaining, but anyone with a discerning eye could see the sweetness in her eyes.

Feng Wuli just smiled, when someone came over, he put down the flowers and said goodbye to this lovely young lady.

A family of three came here, they came to sweep the grave of the child's father-in-law, and they happened to be right next to the place where Feng Wuli was standing just now.

The man looked at the direction where Feng Wuli left, and then at the stele next to his father-in-law's tomb, and said with emotion: "He left at such a young age."

"What are you talking about!" His wife patted him on the shoulder angrily.

In the black-and-white photo on the monument, the girl is about twenty years old, smiling brightly, and the lilies placed in front of the monument are swaying in the wind.

Flowers are the incense candles of the new age
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