not a monster

After dinner, the wind is very cool tonight, without the hotness of the previous few days, and only one meal is needed for the arrival of autumn. After the meal, Feng Wuli took a few roommates to visit the Cultural Street.

I went to a board game shop to play, the charge is 20 yuan per person for an hour, you can choose any game you want to play, it doesn’t matter if you don’t, there will be a young lady who will come and introduce you how to play various games, and then choose yourself like.

There are more people in Wenhua Street tonight than a few days ago, and probably more people are willing to come out when the weather cools down a bit. Feng Wuli suddenly looked forward to winter, when the time comes and Wang Xilou and two people will be wearing bloated clothes, and then look Looking at the people outside the street, hugging another cup of milk tea, and laying a Ye Ji on his lap.

It’s better to have some snow, it’s cold outside, and the wind is like a knife, but because the heater is turned on in the store, the wind outside can’t blow to the body at all, so I feel at ease, and then watch movies and play games behind the counter with Master or something.

He likes winter, or like the harsh environment of winter and the short days and long nights, because zombies are afraid of the sun, so there are always more interesting things happening in the nights of Feng Wuli's childhood than in the daytime.

Ye Ji has been clamoring for Po Nu to put on the doll costume for her since the evening. Her eyes lit up when she saw the bear clothes on Po Nu. It's so cool to have such a doll costume. !
"I said that I don't have time to change it now, you can play by yourself."

Po slave is very annoying, now there is no room for the staff room, it is filled with flower pots and flowers, and there are so many people buying flowers tonight, she is too busy, how can she have time to play with the cat.

A middle-aged couple who bought flowers looked at this female clerk amusedly, not to mention that this girl was good-looking, and she was working in such a bloated doll costume, and there was a pendant black cat holding her leg under her feet. This flower shop What was going on, the middle-aged woman jokingly asked, "Why are there so many small animals in your store?"

Even the little girl who sells flowers is a naive bear, so people can't help laughing, it gives people a feeling that a small animal in the forest has opened a flower shop here, which is extremely novel.

Po Nu could only smile in embarrassment, packed the flowers and handed them out.

"Quickly wear it for my generation."

"I want this from you!"

When Feng Wuli sent his roommate back, it was past nine o'clock, and when he returned to the shop, he suddenly found two more bears in the flower shop.

Ye Ji conjured up a set of polar bear clothes somehow, she changed her clothes herself, Liu Qing pointed at the TV screen to make her change that JK uniform when watching the episode, of course Ye Ji didn't change it for him to see, But she remembered this style of clothes. Obviously, she has now eliminated the JK that she has worn for more than ten years.

Feng Wuli was a little worried that she would be this stupid every time she transformed into a human form in the future.

The cold-faced polar bear doll has only one face exposed, and the whole body is bloated. It is hard to imagine that cold goddess face in a polar bear doll costume.

The two bears are still wrestling.

All kinds of weird moves were shouted out, and Po Nu even uttered wild words, all of which were tricks to teach children badly.

Wang Xilou was nibbling melon seeds, sitting at the counter and watching them wrestle on the ground cheerfully, Feng Wuli looked at Wang Xilou angrily and said: "Just watch, there are so many people coming and going outside the street, you don't mind Shame."

"It's none of my business." Wang Xilou was innocent, and looked up at the tall and burly apprentice, "You didn't go to pull them away, let them go, and blocked the light."

"Where are Chifu and Wanwan?" Feng Wuli asked.

"Just go out to play when there are not so many people."

Feng Wuli found out that there were a group of children at home.

"It's 09:30, let's close the shop, that's all for today."

"Wait a minute."

"What are you going to do?"

"Dangdangdangdang!" Wang Xilou spread out his left hand as if by magic, his white and greasy palm was like a small mountain of melon seeds, at least fifty or sixty kernels, and showed Feng Wuli like a treasure.

"Striped it to me?" He was dumbfounded.

"You kid thinks so beautifully?!" Wang Xilou took it back instantly, with a face full of vigilance that this person covets his melon seeds, and said:

"Master is thinking about eating these one by one, as if I don't feel like eating at all, so I peel off two hundred of them and try to eat, to see if I have the feeling of eating."

"Knocking melon seeds is for entertainment, not filling your stomach. Your digestion speed must be faster than your speed of peeling melon seeds. If you eat melon seeds for a whole day, you may become more and more hungry."

"Is it like this?" Wang Xilou's face was full of posture, "Then I will peel out a meal of melon seeds first, and then eat. Are you hungry or full?"

"……do not know."

"Hey, don't disturb me, just go play and leave after I finish peeling two hundred." Wang Xilou sent him away.

"Very good, it's mine." Feng Wuli directly reached out to grab it.

"What are you doing!"

"Don't grab it!"

"Okay, okay, I'll give you half!"

Feng Wuli just teased her, he didn't care for the melon seeds she kneaded, maybe they were still stained with saliva, so dirty to death.

He sat down next to Wang Xilou, and when she finished peeling two hundred, Wang Xilou said with a face of blame: "I just counted to No. 70 and six, and I forgot how many peeled when you made trouble." !"

It made her count again.

"Two, four, six, eight..." She counted extremely seriously, put the melon seeds on a paper towel, and carefully picked them aside, with a serious look, Feng Wuli felt that she could at least get a master's degree.

"Has your brain been eaten by zombies?"

"Master ate your brain tonight! 44, 46..."

"...76 I guess."

"Oh, you're so annoying, can you please stop quarreling with me, fifty, 52." The single-threaded processing prevented her from hearing what Feng Wuli was saying, anyway, it was right to shut him up.

Feng Wuli began to count loudly beside her: "37, 42, 69, 23..."

Wang Xilou clenched his fists and remained unmoved. He frowned and continued to count her melon seeds, but from counting out of his mouth to silently reciting in his heart...

With a bang, he punched Feng Wuli on the shoulder.

Feng Wuli couldn't help laughing, Wang Xilou became angry and punched him several times in a row, a series of punches that could at least displace Taishan's punches, and he couldn't even shake him. Feng Wuli felt that she had violent tendencies, she said If you bother him again, you will die tonight.

"Why do you have to count to two hundred?"

Wang Xilou ignored him directly.

This apprentice is very bad, and he knows how to bully the master when he grows up. She doesn't want to talk too much to him at this time, so as to avoid waiting for her to be careless, and let him find the loopholes in his supreme wisdom, and then laugh at himself for being stupid.

Recently, Wang Xilou likes a word very much, called great wisdom and stupidity, which means that people with real great wisdom do not seem to be very smart. When she saw this word at the time, it was tailor-made for my old Wang!
Don't want to play with him.

Continue to count, and continue to eat melon seeds after counting.

Feng Wuli saw that the computer was not turned off, looked at the class group information, there were a few bosses who bought goods on WeChat, and they wanted to reply, oh, there was also a family group, Feng Wuli forgot that there was this group, a few uncles And his mother, cousins ​​and cousins ​​are all there.

It is worth mentioning that Wang Xilou dragged him into this group.

He dives all the time.

Wang Xilou is very active in this group.

Twenty minutes ago, I could still see the traces of this person's water group, and reposted several chicken soup and health tweets.

Wang Xilou: [80.00% of people don't know how to drink water]

Wang Xilou: [There are seven fears in health preservation: fear of cold, fear of tired heart, fear of staying up late for kidneys, fear of dirty lungs]

Wang Xilou: 【Dare to eat after reading it?The truth about ten roadside snacks! 】

Second aunt: [thumbs up]

Third Aunt: @苏小微@is Xiaoqin, look at what Xiaolou posted

Wang Xilou: Voice 22″

Wang Xilou: Voice 40″

Third Aunt: Voice 60″

The two chatted enthusiastically.

Really speechless.

Now the group said that the big cousin moved into a new house on the weekend, and went to see the baby. It is said that the cousin's child was born in April, and it seems that it has not been long since the [-]th day.

Click on the group of advanced math classes added today. Although there are no classes, there are already homework, and the teacher sent out a few exercises.

After Feng Wuli opened it, he took out a piece of copy paper and a pen beside the counter, and started writing homework here.

They are all very basic things. Compared with the knowledge points in high school, there are some things that are unreasonable and unreasonable. Feng Wuli can do it too. He has participated in the Mathematical Olympiad before, and he has also learned college mathematics knowledge for a while. He can tell what limits and clamping theorems are at a glance.

Wang Xilou glanced at him and saw that he was doing his homework, and the two bears arguing over there said, "Keep down, you two, you two are going to make a scene."

"It's okay, I'll finish writing soon." Feng Wuli didn't raise his head and didn't mind their noisy.

Wang Xilou glanced at his homework.

As a woman who once tutored Feng Wuli, she hasn't watched her apprentice do homework for many years. She still remembers teaching him Pinyin when she was five years old, counting to one hundred, addition and subtraction, and writing. .

For some difficult words, she will also teach Xiaofeng to memorize them with formulas. For example, the word "ying" is difficult to write, so she will teach him to recite the word "Yue Beifan". The little apprentice will find it very interesting, and then recite it to herself over and over again , Asked if it was written like this, and then waited for myself to praise him for being great, and I didn’t know who to be cute!
I can't help but think of the apprentice's adoring eyes at that time.

Sad.

Wang Xilou gazed into the distance to see what his apprentice was writing, and asked nonchalantly, "Where's the English homework?"

"math."

"When the master is stupid, this is '嘉克斯', and then this is '呀咲', '喜', '恩', what does sin mean?"

"Saints, the sine function notation."

"Sion, Sainz, Sainz..." She first repeated herself in a low voice, and then proudly said: "You still don't speak English!"

Feng Wuli laughed while doing the questions, and didn't refute her.

Just now she told Ye Ji and Po Nu not to quarrel, but now she is bothering herself, asking this and that, but she just asked and found that it really wasn't English, it was really fucking mathematics.

What is math like now?

She looked horrified. In her understanding, the subject of mathematics is counting. From elementary school to university, the number is getting bigger and bigger. It's a little more difficult. There are more than 100 additions and subtractions, as well as multiplications. In the third and fourth grades, the numbers will be even greater. She thought the latter would be the same, that is, the numbers in addition, subtraction, multiplication and division are getting bigger and bigger.

But what are these in front of me? Some questions don’t have a single number!

"What is this staple?"

"This is the accumulation symbol... Let me teach you a problem." Feng Wuli said with a smile, Wang Xilou swallowed and shook his head repeatedly.

"Where is Master's infinite wisdom?"

Wang Xilou thought about it seriously, and said, "If you can't teach me, I'll beat you up."

"..." It turns out that supreme wisdom exists.

Feng Wuli asked her to eat her melon seeds, so don't bother himself, he quickly solved a few high-level math problems, folded the paper, and held it up in the air without even looking at it, the homework paper was picked up by a big hand, His movements were as silky as if he had put something in the air, and the homework disappeared behind his back.

Go to station b to scan videos, watch popular biometric identification videos on the Internet, and watch the tickets for Xiangjiang Happy City. I am going to take Wang Xilou to meet the world on weekends, and I also released a meal video of the top [-] game up masters. This The game recommended by the up main trial play is unreasonable and basically does not play, but I will watch it every issue.

From time to time, he would steal a melon seed from her, and Wang Xilou was very annoyed by this, so he slapped him several times, then kicked his shoes and changed from sitting to squatting on the sofa, leaning slightly sideways, using his body to prevent him from stealing himself of melon seeds.

Feng Wuli looked at her back and thought she looked like a hamster now.

Holding Wang Xilou's hand and pinching it for play, the little zombie's soft and cool hand is never tired of playing, and always feels that the fleshy palm is very cute, pinch, knead, and close her fingers one by one He got up and made a fist, grabbed her and hit her on the face, on the thigh, and under the ribs.

Wang Xilou looked at him with pain on his face and said, "Are you a kindergartener?"

Then I saw Feng Wuli grabbing her hand and taking a bite.

The two stared at each other.

"Suddenly want to take a bite." Feng explained unreasonably.

"nerve."

"This is scientifically based." Feng Wuli said with a serious face: "When people see cute creatures, the emotional areas and reward areas of the brain are obviously activated. When some animals and humans are too cute, this kind of cute Aggression, like pinching the face, taking a bite, is one way our brains tell us to "calm down."

"Damn!" Wang Xilou was actually a little embarrassed.

"I'll search for you."

"Oh, it's okay, I believe you."

Feng Wuli smiled, and he also felt that Wang Xilou seemed a little shy. After so long, he would still be shy because of being praised by himself. Master is so cute, and he couldn't help but want to take another bite.

"The door is closed, those two bears over there, move things in with me."

Ye Ji was unhappy: "I am not a bear, I am a polar bear."

"I, I'm not a bear, I'm a kung fu bear!" Po Nu didn't know what to argue with her, and Feng Wuli had a headache.

"My generation is a kung fu polar bear!"

"Polar bears can't do kung fu."

"It will, it will, it will!"

"You are unlucky bear!"

Seeing two of these things in the store, Feng Wuli was angry and funny, so he invited Kung Fu Little Bear and Kung Fu Polar Bear to go outside to move things together. As soon as the two of them went outside, the comedy effect was too strong. There were quite a few people there. At first, it was just for fun. When I saw the appearance of the polar bear, I found that something was wrong.

The more you think about it, the worse it gets.

Take another sneak peek, still something is wrong.

No, why? !
Most of them were secretly watching, but no one came to harass her or ask her to add WeChat.

Some people think that being asked WeChat by many opposite sexes on the street is something worth showing off. In fact, this is not true. Everyone has a steelyard in their hearts. After mentally checking whether the two parties are compatible, and excluding some situations that are too common, it means that the other party thinks that they are worthy of you.

So many people ask WeChat with that kind of purpose, but many people think that you and ta are the opposite sex of the same class, and you exude an atmosphere that gives people a great opportunity for themselves, not that you are excellent .

Of course, it doesn't mean that no one harassed her, and those who dared to strike up a conversation with her would not be far behind, basically they were the masters among college students, Wang Zhongwang, it wasn't because they had the confidence that their family had mines, or how many families in the family With the confidence of the company, they dare not ask her for WeChat.

"WeChat? It's WeChat again!"

Ye Ji is so angry, I don't know how many times people have asked for this thing, and they all said that I don't have it, I don't have it, and I still come to ask!
The slave on the side pulled her away, smiled and said to the man: "Employees don't add WeChat, you can add our business WeChat to learn more about flower shop activities and flower knowledge."

"Uh, ah, good."

"No, I want to see what WeChat is all about today!"

"Hurry up and give our wechat to Kangkang!"

Po Nu hurriedly pulled her away, and pointed to the brain apologetically to the little brother.

The meaning is already clear.

The little brother had such an expression on his face, and he looked at Ye Ji's beautiful face with great regret. Sure enough, God never gave all the beautiful things to one person.

But it's really beautiful.

After closing the store, Xie Jieshu also came. She had just returned to the dormitory to bring a box of tools. He dropped the aluminum roll door and locked it. Behind him stood two bears, a beautiful blonde girl, and a little zombie.

"Are you going back to live tonight?" Feng Wuli was a little stunned, and naturally grabbed Wang Xilou's hand and held it, and the group of people walked back in a casual manner.

"not welcome?"

"That's not it."

"Is Harem Jiayi happy?"

"Sleep with me tonight."

The molestation failed but she was molested, Xie Jieshu blushed, she looked like a cute little girl at this moment, Feng Wuli looked very happy, but she suppressed her anger and slapped him angrily, still trying to verbally suppress the other party One: "1 yuan a night."

Feng Wuli just took out his mobile phone to transfer money, but he still had to ask Wang Xilou, after all, it was not a small amount of money: "Master, I want to recharge as a weekly membership."

"Certainly!" Wang Xilou was very grand, maybe in her view, money is just a left hand and a right hand.

Xie Jieshu was panicking when she saw him taking out his cell phone. She didn't intend to just take advantage of this man, at least not in her mind, it wasn't like that at all, how long has it been!

"If you retweet, I will send the screenshot to the police and report you for prostitution!"

Feng Wuli looked a little regretful, and the po slave on the side listened to the chat between the two, gave her a look of not worrying, and said, "Young apprentice, don't worry, I will inspect the goods for you tonight."

"Thank you, Kung Fu Bear."

"You're being polite!" Kung Fu Bear cupped his hands at him: "People in the Jianghu value loyalty the most!"

When passing by the cat cafe, the cat cafe was still closed, Ye Ji stood at the door, looked at the cats in the store through the glass wall, and bid farewell to the younger brothers with their eyes, and the cats in the store also noticed the boss outside the store, and raised their heads one after another Look out the glass.

This scene was quite strange, the clerk looked out.

Saw a polar bear outside!
It's that very beautiful girl. I haven't seen her for many days. Now only her face is exposed all over her body. She is obviously in a funny and cute doll costume, but she still has a cold face. The combination of ice sculpture beauty and sand sculpture temperament is simply amazing. .

But why did the cat in the store look at her like that?
It's not that such a situation has never happened before, it was when Lord Ye Ji appeared, they would pay attention to Lord Ye Ji.

When I looked out the window again, the polar bear was trotting to keep up with the boss and the proprietress of the flower shop next door... There was a brown bear doll next to the boss.

There was an impossible idea in his heart, he thought it was absurd, but just for a moment, he did see the shadow of Ye Ji-sama in that shockingly beautiful woman.

"Am I stupid at work?" He felt that he was going to take a few days off and ask for leave.

When I got home, it was already ten o'clock.

Wanwan and Chifu returned home early, Chifu looked like he had just taken a shower, he was wearing cute cartoon pajamas, sitting on the edge of the sofa blowing his hair, his feet dangling out of reach.

"Chifu shop manager sneaked away!" Po Nu accused her as soon as she came in.

"What, what are you sneaking away? Anyway, you don't need to go out to send flowers at night, and you don't need so many people."

"Apprentice, apprentice, quickly deduct her salary!"

"To shut up!"

Wan Wan was already attracted by Ye Ji's doll costume.

Wang Xilou leaned against the wall to take off his shoes, and watched as these people were about to take off their shoes before entering the house, so as not to trample the floor dirty for her.

As soon as he entered the house, there was a lot of noise, and Feng Wuli felt tired.

"I'm not wearing shoes."

Po Nu's doll costume is one piece, and the soles of her feet are overshoes made of cotton slippers. She ran to Feng Wuli and said, "Oh, my hands are inconvenient, and I can't pull this chain off. Little apprentice, please take it off for me."

Feng Wuli was expressionless, and pulled the zipper down with a bang, peeled off the ugly outer skin of the mangosteen, and took out the tender flesh inside. He automatically coded the exhibitionist in his eyes the whole time, before the slave became a demon, As soon as he reached out, he took out a piece of clothing from the right emperor and put it on for her.

Po slave is very sorry.

"Is there still a PS5 at home?" Xie Jieshu didn't have slippers at home, so she stepped on the floor with her bare feet and looked around.

The old street, the incense and candle shop, those things that only exist in her memory, now tell her that they are all replaced by this new home in front of her.

Feng Wuli said: "There are spare rooms on the second floor, you can choose an empty one." Anyway, it was originally prepared for the shadows.

"No! Sleep with me tonight, we have a meeting in the girls' dormitory tonight!" Po Nu was the first to object.

"Hurry up and take a shower, didn't you say you still need to do your nails?" Xie Jieshu urged.

Po Nu nodded again and again, Wang Xilou came over and said that she wanted to do it too, Xie Jieshu opened her tool box, the little zombie asked what they were for with an ignorant look, and the chifu next to her was blowing her hair, with a look of curiosity on her face What kind of nails do you all do, and you don’t seem to want to do it at all.

Feng Wuli felt that there were too many girls in the family.

(End of this chapter)