not a monster

Feng Wuli has already gotten used to the feeling of a lot of girls at home. How should I say this scene, it's not that Yingying Yanyan comes home, looking back at Bai Meisheng with a smile, and the laughter is full of fragrance, but... very noisy, the room The kind of noise that will be overturned.

Noisy from the second floor to the first floor, from the bathroom to the balcony, for a while the po slave provoked the chifu, and chased from the girls' dormitory to the study room accompanied by yelling and cursing; What happened to her? After a while, a group of little girls and small animals were playing hide-and-seek in the house, coming down and passing by.

Going home is not the kind of "riding on a leaning bridge, full of red-sleeved tricks", but the endless disputes of "noisy pots and pans, and constantly busy household chores".

And you can watch women fight every day.

Feng Wuli has long been used to this kind of life. He feels that he is a retired veteran cadre. He leisurely returns home from get off work and slumps on the sofa with the TV on. And uneasy.

Many times he felt that he should hold another cup of wolfberry in his hand.

Tonight is fine, tonight they are queuing up in the room to do manicures, the living room is rare and clean, and the girls can be vaguely heard discussing in the room.

"Huh? This color is so beautiful, I want this, I want this."

"This is too fairy, I don't want that just now, I want to do this!"

"Hey! Why does this color look so good!"

All of the above are voices of one person, probably a slave, she said: "Can I make a style with one finger!"

"No, do you think it will taste better if you cook all the delicious things together? One style and one fingernail are not mainstream!"

"Ahhh, it's so tangled!"

Xie Jieshu is usually very quiet when talking to people, but now that there are no outsiders, she is a bit revealing.

"Can I do this?" Chifu asked.

Xie Jieshu was a little surprised: "So cartoon?"

"Forget it, forget it, I'll think about it."

"That's it, it suits you."

"Then I'll do this." Although he couldn't tell whether it was Po Nu or Wang Xilou from the voice, Feng Wuli guessed it was Wang Xilou.

"You actually think the same as me!"

"I want this black one!"

"What kind of nails do you do with a cat?" Po Nu laughed at her.

"I'm going to throw you out for no reason!"

Feng Wuli smiled helplessly when he heard the quarrel again.

In the living room with him, Wanwan seemed to be unable to hear anything through the enchantment, and sat on the back of the sofa, her short fleshy legs were not long enough for Feng Wuli's arms.

Watching the cartoons on TV, I squinted my eyes and smiled from time to time, and then took a bite of the potato chips in my arms.

"Wanwan, give me some potato chips."

"Ok."

The little fox's ears moved, turned over and handed the potato chips to Feng Wuli. Feng Wuli said that he was playing with his mobile phone and had no hands, and wanted the little fox to feed him.

The little fox lady picked up a piece of potato chips and steamed stuffed bun and fed it to the frail and strong Mr. Feng Wuli with an extremely serious face.

"Is it delicious, Master Feng Wuli?" She wagged her tail, Feng Wuli glanced at it, and she immediately put it away.

"Wanwan don't want to do beautiful nails?"

"The slave won't let Wanwan do it."

"Oh, that's right. You still have to go to school. It's not good to be seen by the teacher."

"The slave said the same thing."

"It's so pitiful, Wanwan should do her nails when she grows up." It's a pity that she will never grow up.

"Master Feng Wuli, can you stop staring at Wanwan's tail?" She fed another piece of potato chips.

"Play with your tail for me, how about I treat you to a big meal?" He actually clicked on Meituan at this time.

"What feast?"

"crayfish."

"What is a crayfish?"

"Crayfish is an arthropod belonging to the genus Procrotidae of the family Crayfish of the order Decapod."

"Then, what's that?" Wanwan looked bewildered.

"It's the scientific name of the animal. For example, Wanwan, you are the red fox Tushan Wanwan, a mammal of the canidae family Fox in the order Carnivora. You can say this when Wanwan introduces you to others in the future."

"Wanwan's name is so long!" She was very excited.

"That's right... Let me see, thirteen spices, spicy, spicy, and braised in oil, let's order three catties each, Wanwan want to eat?"

"How long will Master Feng Wuli play?"

Feng Wuli glanced at her in surprise, "Wanwan's reaction is a bit unexpected, I thought it would be a fierce resistance."

The little fox girl had a cute expression on her face that you don't know, she stretched out her index finger that was a little oily after touching the potato chips, imitating the characters on TV, rubbing her nose and showing complacency, saying:
"Hahaha Master Feng Wuli doesn't understand now!" She was extremely proud:

"Wanwan has already figured it out. It is impossible for Wanwan to protect Wanwan's tail in front of Lord Feng Wuli. Since she can't protect it anyway, then Wanwan should just let Lord Feng Wuli play with her tail. It can still be used. Give Tail Feng Wuli to play to get a good reward!"

This is the wonderful method she came up with, the red fox Tu Shanwanwan, a mammal of the carnivore canine family and the fox genus!As long as she doesn't feel ashamed to be played with her tail, then she is invincible!

"This ideological awareness, Wanwan, you have made progress."

"Hey!" She laughed like a little golden retriever.

About 1 minute later, the little fox girl was sitting on the edge of the sofa, her face flushed and enduring the embarrassment of being caught by Mr. Feng Wuli again, her two feet stepped on each other, she was a different person from the complacent look just now. About the first minute, I started to regret it, woo woo woo.

Feng Wuli swiped through Moments.

Zheng Chuanbo posted a circle of friends with the text: "I didn't expect to be able to eat home-cooked food when I came to school [big cry] [呲牙] [呲牙]", the photo is a picture of eating in a flower shop, rich home-cooked food The flowers in Heyidi are beautifully photographed, but the key point is that there is also a beautiful blonde girl in the picture, holding out her chopsticks to pick up vegetables.

Oh open!

How fat four!

He is very chicken and still commented below: It is not what everyone thinks, it is Brother Feng who invited us to eat in his restaurant, it turns out that Xie Jieshu is his cousin [呲牙]
A bunch of people liked it.

No one shouted to be his cousin's husband. After all, Xie Jieshu was their classmate. There was an unwritten rule when they were students. If there was a beautiful woman in their class, then everyone could not publicly admit that the other party was a beautiful woman. Things, at least on the surface, should be treated as normal, but if it is from other classes, you can make fun of it casually.

It's a strange rule, but it's just a matter of self-esteem among teenagers.

About half an hour later, the door of the girls' dormitory was opened, and Xie Jieshu went to take a shower after cleaning them.

A few people walked up and down in front of him, always showing their fingernails, or showing them casually, among them Po Nu was the most exaggerated.

"Oh, it's not convenient to hold a water glass after having my fingernails done."

"It's alright, it's alright, they're all beautiful." Feng Wuli boasted all of them helplessly.

Wanwan leaned over to look at them one by one, with some envy in her eyes.

Ponu made a set of transparent fluorescent ones, and Chifu is a very cartoony blue and yellow color with cute patterns on it, Minions, SpongeBob SquarePants, etc. Ye Ji is still wearing her doll costume, showing off to Wan Wan Her current nails are now black.

Wang Xilou is pinkish, very gentle, Feng Wuli still prefers the one she made.

"I still have a little toy here!" There is also a small butterfly on the nail of Po Nu's middle finger, which can turn around, which makes Feng Wuli find it interesting, so he grabs her hand and plays with it.

Wang Xilou chuckled, "Look, we also did toenails, Xie Jieshu is really good at it." She sat on the sofa and raised her feet, with ten toes separated.

Feng Wuli looked at it, and it was true that both Po Nu and Wang Xilou's toes were painted, and Wang Xilou's ten toes were painted in bright red. This kind of tacky color is usually made by aunts, but her feet are very Delicate, white and clean, she looks not vulgar at all but has a kind of international style.

Feng Wuidean remembers that Wang Xilou used makeup when she was a child, and she even bought cosmetics, but she gave up because of poor makeup skills. Among them, there is a bottle of nail polish that is also bright red. over toenails.

He remembered that it was very good-looking. Later, when he moved Wang Xilou's old mobile phone photo to the new mobile phone, he saw that photo. In fact, it was very ugly and crooked, but he remembered it as good-looking as now, Wang Xilou At that time, I also praised him for his good painting.

About 10 minutes later, the doorbell rang.

"Who rang the doorbell?" Wang Xilou turned his head and asked strangely.

Feng Wuli got up: "It should be my delivery."

"Did you order takeaway?" Po Nu asked.

Wang Xilou wore slippers and went over to look: "What's the order, I just happen to be a little hungry."

Chifu silently followed the formation.

A large group of little girls were waiting to be fed. Feng Wuli went outside to fetch a bucket of crayfish and came back. Just as they were happily preparing to eat supper together, they were shocked to find——

They just had their manicures done and now it's totally inconvenient to peel crayfish!
"Wanwan, I'm here to eat crayfish." Feng Wuli didn't realize it, and invited Wang Xilou and the others to eat together, and then saw the faces of the three of them getting darker and darker.

"Aren't you going to eat it? I bought twelve catties. If you don't eat it, Wanwan and I can't finish it." He taught Wanwan how to peel the crayfish.

I couldn't help laughing out loud.

Only to regret it soon.

In the end, he still had to peel it for them to eat, Feng Wuli felt that he was shooting himself in the foot.

Wang Xilou and Po Nu are like old men, sitting next to him and playing with their mobile phones, using Douyin, the loud Douyin magic sound pierces through their ears, and then they open their mouths when they are fed by themselves, and continue to complain about this How about the video.

It is impossible for Chifu to speak this way, so she can only watch helplessly from one side. She actually wanted to go back to the living room over there, but she came to sit here with everyone, and just sat down, and got up by herself and walked back there. It's so conspicuous, I always feel that everyone will look at her when I get up.

How embarrassing!

But sitting here is also very embarrassing!
She sat there in a bit of distress, pretended to take out her mobile phone to play, then secretly looked at the crayfish over there, swallowed her saliva, pretended to see how beautiful her novice nails were, and tried to chat with Wanwan next to her, So much so that she didn't look embarrassed, but Wanwan was too busy eating crayfish and had no time to chat with her for the time being.

Even more embarrassing!

"Cough, I'm a little thirsty, let's go drink some water." She finally found an excuse to leave this place of right and wrong decently, and left like oiling the soles of her feet.

"Ah, Chifu, please bring me a glass of water, thank you."

Her back stiffened a little.

One minute later, she sat back with the cup in her hand, not knowing what she was doing.

Feng Wuli smiled, and peeled a very fleshy crayfish, "Open your mouth."

"Here, why do you give it to me, I don't want to eat it."

"Thank you, thank you for pouring me water."

"Is that so?" She reluctantly opened her mouth and ate the crayfish that was handed to her mouth.

Delicious!
After making ten fake movements in a second, she coughed and asked tentatively, "Are you still thirsty?"

"Sit down, I'll peel it off for you."

"Who, who asked you to peel it off for me?"

"Conditionally, I will peel it off for you this time, and you will peel it off for me next time."

Wang Xilou was still criticizing while eating, and said with a greasy mouth: "These are junk food, you should eat less, you didn't see the article I posted in the family group, crayfish, that's all food Gutter oil grows!"

"Okay, don't eat it, manager Chifu, this is for you." He peeled it out and put it in the chifu bowl.

Chi Fu was a little cautious, "Thank you, thank you."

"Ah?! Isn't it Master's turn?"

"Little apprentice, leave her alone, she doesn't eat these junk foods, Chifu and I will eat them!"

The door of the shower room opened, and Xie Jieshu came out in loose, pure white pajamas, covered in steam.

The short pajama pants are about the same length as unreasonable boxers. She is about 1.7 meters tall and destined to have a pair of long legs that are a bit longer than Wang Xilou. Unlike Wang Xilou's soft features, she is more three-dimensional, with With a little exotic beauty, the long legs are better than Wang Xilou, but the shortcomings are also more obvious. In the future, children may often have ups and downs.

Her blond hair was coiled up, her face was smeared with something that gave off a watery glow, and she complained, "What kind of shampoo do you have, doesn't that smell pungent?"

"Tea seed oil was unavailable before." Wang Xilou said helplessly.

"I remember that Su Ji's tea seed oil is the best to use. After using it, the hair is very shiny and not easy to dry." Xie Jieshu brought out a small basin, put the underwear she just changed in it, drained the water and twisted it into a tight Small group.

Po Nu's eyes lit up: "Is it the Suji at the end of Honglishi Old Street?"

"Yes, that's the one. Has it been open for three or four generations? When it was the fourth generation, the boss of the family was planning on us. His grandfather almost broke his leg."

"His grandfather seemed to recognize us and had lived in Laojie for many years at that time." Chifu said.

I can't get involved in these topics if they are unreasonable, but it is very interesting to listen to them.
"A lot of people know it, but it's just tacit understanding." Xie Jieshu walked back after drying the clothes, saw that there was a midnight snack, and sat down obediently, but she had to peel off by herself.

"This crayfish is not very tasty."

"Anything."

"There is a crayfish restaurant on Nan'an Road that is delicious." Xie Jieshu said.

"How do you know?" They haven't figured it out after living here for a month.

"The secret book left by a senior in the department, the strategy of each cafeteria of Hunan University, the surrounding strategy, and the review materials compiled from the freshman to senior subjects in previous years."

Feng Wuli felt that he went to a fake university, otherwise he would not know anything, but let’s not talk about the nearby food guide, at least this review material...

He looked at Xie Jieshu.

"Peel it off for me too." She took time off.

Yes, sit in a row and feed them one by one.

"Sit all in one row." He was full of pride, didn't he just feed the four Wang Xilou?I'm still afraid.

At night, all the girls went to sleep in the girls' dormitory. It seemed that they were having a pillow fight, which was very noisy.

Feng Wuli planned to practice for one night, Wang Xilou curiously asked why he worked so hard all of a sudden, and he told her what he told Po Nu today.

"How can I become a fairy? Do I have to cultivate the total amount of spiritual power to that much? The problem is that my spiritual power has far surpassed that of a fairy before, and I still don't feel like I want to become a fairy." He asked.

"Master doesn't know either."

"You don't know either?"

"It should be related to spiritual power, but it's not particularly related. In fact, the way to become a fairy is different for each monster and each person."

It was rare for the two of them, the master and the apprentice, to talk about cultivation. Wang Xilou sat cross-legged on the bed, her hair was scattered, and her body was fragrant. She said:
"For example, the idiot Zao Jun, he became a fairy by faith, which is regarded as the way of incense. For example, Nezha, he was also regarded as the way of incense, but after finding out that it was wrong, he found a new way and made a big ambition to kill all the evil spirits in the world. He became a fairy. Dong Wanggong is a very ancient fairy, but his foundation is very shallow, he is more like a Lanke person. He used to be an ordinary little monster, but by chance, he met the ancient god and ate the ancient god. The three melons and two dates left..."

Her ability to teach is limited. She wanted to scratch the soles of her feet, but it was inconvenient because she had nails done. Some of them didn’t know how to say:
"Do you understand that almost all the reasons, processes, and opportunities for becoming immortals are different. You need an opportunity, and that opportunity is to knock on the immortal door. After you pass, you will become immortal. If you don't pass, you will die. find a direction."

"Then what is your opportunity?"

"Cultivate nine shadows. My practice method is only suitable for zombies. I don't have so many mysterious opportunities. It's fine if I can do it."

"Then why are you a zombie."

Wang Xilou smiled and shook his head: "Do you know how many shadows of zombies have been cultivated since records have been recorded, besides being a teacher?"

"several?"

"you guess."

"Six?"

"Wrong! Two!"

"So few?" Feng Wuli realized something was wrong: "Didn't you say that there are four seniors in front of you?"

"Zombie is actually a very general term. In essence, it is a person who died once and then came back to life. The four seniors did not take the path of the Shadow Cultivation God, but the method of devouring blood. They are actually not the same as Master. Lu Zi belongs to the body of the divine beast 'Roar', probably because he thought it was too difficult to take the path of the Shadow Cultivation God, so he didn't choose this path."

Wang Xilou adjusted the temperature of the air conditioner, turned the quilt to cover her legs, and felt a little annoyed and unreasonable. Now this is the time to ask herself a question about her practice. The main reason is that she is lying next to him in her pajamas. She doesn't have any majesty of the master. You say it's broad daylight Ask her if she can still put on a shelf, how can she do it now!

How can anyone be lying in the arms of the apprentice when the master is explaining the confusion to the apprentice!

I'm so bored!
Feng Wuli understood a little bit.

In short, it is probably that the Shadow Cultivation God doesn't need too many troubles, you can touch the threshold of becoming an immortal all the way to the dark, just like other paths to becoming an immortal, the requirements are a little salt, a little vinegar, and a small fire Stuffing the right amount of time, it seems simple, but in fact there are strict requirements for all the ratios. Just do it.

But the difficulty is different. Other people's immortality is to give you ambiguous ratios, let you cook a dish, but no one knows whether it meets the criteria for judging whether it is qualified, so some opportunities are needed, and the difficulty of Wang Xilou's immortality That is, now I tell you the scope of the college entrance examination, go to Tsinghua University.

There is no doubt that Wang Xilou is a top genius in cultivation.

"For ordinary practitioners like you to become immortals, Master asked several immortals he knows, and they generally said one question." She scratched her head and said, "What kind of person do you want to be?"

"... so philosophical."

"Yes, it's a mystery!"

"It's such a troublesome feeling."

"Don't worry, you should still focus on cultivation now, but you can practice with this problem in mind."

"Don't be in a hurry." Feng Wuli looked at Wang Xilou's pretty face, and sighed: "The collapse of the ancient god is imminent, and it would be a foolish thing for you to give the Yang god to me."

Wang Xilou giggled, and didn't feel that the thing that the precious apprentice just told him was terrible. He hooked his foot under the quilt and exhaled like blue: "It's not that I came out of a hurry. Seeing you frown, Master will I'm very upset, do you want to share the ultimate bliss with Master first?" The little foot rubbed against Feng Wuli's calf like a demon.

"..."

One minute later, Wang Xilou was lying on the bed alone, looking at the ceiling, tossing and turning, unable to understand why his apprentice was going crazy, and suddenly decided to go to the rooftop to practice for one night, and felt as if he would practice instead every night. sleep.

"No, what's wrong with him?"

"From now on, it's okay if he doesn't sleep every day!"

"You don't have to fight that hard, do you?"

"No, this brat must come down to sleep tonight!"

No matter how Wang Xilou thought about it, he couldn't figure it out. Just as he was about to go up to the rooftop to call the kid down, he suddenly felt a strange wave of spiritual power explode on the rooftop. Mach [-] speeds keep spreading!

Practitioners, monsters, and even immortals in the whole city felt the movement.

The staff on duty of the company looked at the sudden change of spiritual power fluctuation data, and the coffee in hand fell straight to the ground.

Qingdi was in the duty room in his employee uniform, looking up in one direction.

Many quick-response monsters all ran towards the spiritual power center.

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