not a monster

Alcohol is not a good thing. Feng Wuli doesn't like it. When he was very young, he had the memory of his father getting drunk and beating his mother, but it was too long a memory. There are similar scenes in film and television dramas, and then I mistakenly remember it on myself.

But he really doesn't like to drink, because the capacity for alcohol is not very good, Wang Xilou likes to drink, but she knows that she doesn't like the smell of alcohol, so she secretly goes out to buy a bottle of Niulanshan when he is away, and then Insert a straw and suck happily.

This monkey wine has no taste of alcohol, only mellow and fruity, but it does not prevent Feng Wuli from getting dizzy the more he drank it. Cuckoo.

"The wine god must be drunk too, little zombie, you should drink less." The great sage crossed his legs, propped his arms on his chin, and looked at her like a younger sister, after all, she was of the same generation as Emperor Qing. Daxian.

In fact, in reality, many people look at Wang Xilou as their little sister, such as his cousin, his uncle and aunt, etc., but unlike the Great Sage, the Great Sage can still see Wang Xilou even if he knows that Wang Xilou is over 800 years old. Treat it like a little girl.

"Is this wine? If you don't tell me, I thought it was water." She was actually a little dizzy, but she smacked her mouth and said stubbornly, "Why is the taste so weak? It's not as strong as Sprite."

Seeing Sun Dasheng today, Feng Wuli felt that a childhood dream had come true. He pestered him and asked him many questions. Free and easy, but also stable.

Simply a high-quality idol!
He asked the great sage if it was a somersault for a hundred and eight thousand miles. The great sage said that it was not one hundred and eight thousand miles, but ten evils and eight evils, not referring to distance, but to surpass greed, hatred and ignorance.

"Tsk, it's just that it can't be done. Master can flip onto the moon with a single somersault." Wang Xilou said in an understatement tone, then quietly went to see his apprentice, and found that the apprentice didn't look at him at all!

She said again: "Master can somersault onto the moon."

Hurry up and worship Master to your heart's content!
"Wang Xilou, please stop making noise."

There was a click in the air, and something broke.

Feng Wuli asked the Great Sage again if he had a golden cudgel, the Great Sage smiled lightly and said yes, and asked him if he would like to take it, and took out a big gold and iron stick from his ear, and it would grow in the wind!

The wind stagnates unreasonably.

"Isn't it just a broken iron rod, what's so good about it!" Wang Xilou was beside him all night, smirking.

It seems that she was like this when Emperor Qing and Shengqing were around, showing a strong aggressiveness. Feng Wuli understands her psychology. This little zombie says she is an ancient person, but in fact she is very jealous. She doesn't have anything, but she can't see that her precious apprentice worships others and thinks that others are amazing.

Feng Wuli only thought that she was cute like this, and told the Great Sage not to mind his master's rude words.

The Great Sage laughed and poured wine, and said, "You zombie has found a good apprentice."

"What do you want?!" Wang Xilou looked wary.

The Great Sage found that he was not so speechless for many years: "No one intends to rob you as an apprentice, and you are not an apprentice, you are clearly a husband-in-law."

Feng Wuli felt a little embarrassed when he heard it, and drank another cup.

"Oh, that's fine, that's fine, just drink that much! Let it go if you can't drink it, and I'll wash your clothes if you vomit later!" Wang Xilou refused to let him drink.

The great sage sat cross-legged on the side, propping his chin with one hand, curling up a wine glass with his tail, drank it in one gulp, looked at the sky full of stars, and didn't know what he was thinking.

The three separated before dawn.

"Great Sage!" Feng Wuli called out to him: "Add a WeChat account!"

The Great Sage was stunned for a moment, and said hello with a smile.

After the Great Sage left, Wang Xilou on the side was sour, and Feng Wuli coaxed helplessly, "He is a guest, in my eyes, Wang Xilou must be the most powerful."

"Huh? Really?"

"How can the great sage compare to Wang Xilou!" After he finished speaking, he found that his tone was a little too pretentious, like coaxing a three-year-old child to eat, and the child said in an extremely exaggerated and suspicious tone after taking a bite of the meal, "Why are you so good?" ah! ? 'Similarly, Feng Wuli thought it was too deliberate when he just said it, but it can be seen that Wang Xilou is very useful.

"Hmph!" She was a little proud, but she couldn't show it, and said angrily, "If I had known, I would have caught that Wu Chengen back then, and asked him to write it into the book for me." She raised her pink fist, She imitated Po Nu's usual boxing appearance, as if there were Tang Sansi and his disciples in front of him, and she was a big devil blocking the way of the four masters and disciples from learning.

"Then you became one of the 81 disasters, hitting Wang Xilou three times." Feng Wuli thought it was funny, pushed Wang Xilou's shoulder and walked downstairs.

When she heard it, she was disdainful, and said loudly: "Then master must be the Buddha! It should be written, the Jade Emperor panicked, and said to people: Go to the West Heaven and ask Wang Xilou Bodhisattva to come over and suppress this evil spirit." Monkey! Then the master appeared and said: Pohou, slap me! I will suppress him for 500 years.” She was addicted, and slapped Feng Wuli with her backhand.

Feng Wuli grinned and ignored her.

Returning to the West Heaven to invite Bodhisattva Wang Xilou, what they are talking about.

She is already drunk.

Before he knew it, it was almost dawn, but there was no class this morning, so he still had to absorb the monkey wine, but when he went back, he took a look at the person who was sleeping soundly every day, and after thinking about it, he decided to ignore him. Anyway, I'll wake up later.

Even if Feng Wuli and Wang Xilou knew about his situation tonight, they would only sympathize with him, but they would not lend a helping hand. It happened that he was full of bitterness and bitterness, and he just brought it to drink.

This is Xianyuan.

"Say, how many years do you want to be suppressed by this Bodhisattva?!" Wang Xilou slapped him on the chest again, with a delicate voice.

"Let's go, Bodhisattva Wang Xilou, go back to sleep."

"Didn't you say that you will practice instead of sleeping in the future?"

"Today we first refined the Great Sage's bar, it's almost dawn."

After all, this wine was brewed by the Great Sage himself. If you can’t get yourself drunk, then what’s the use of brewing it? Therefore, the higher the level of cultivation, the easier it is for people to drink this wine. Just now, the Great Sage himself just tasted it. No, Wang Xilou on the side drank much more than the two of them combined. It was okay when he sat down and drank all the time. Now when he stands up and the wind blows, the alcohol starts to spread from his stomach to his whole body, so Been talking nonsense since the beginning.

But the nonsense little zombie is so cute and fun to tease, his body is hot and limp, he walks around and says he's not drunk at all.

"Teacher~" Her tone was delicate, and Feng Wuli asked her what she was doing.

"You usually worship the master, okay? Just a little worship, the master is really powerful."

"Master is really powerful." She pouted.

"I see, Wang Xilou is the most powerful." He said with a smile.

She can drink well, but her wine quality is too bad, Feng Wuli felt that he was similar to the Great Sage sending his master to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, but he was sending his master back to bed to rest.

She clamored for a while and said that she would take her best precious apprentice to the vegetable market to buy vegetables; for a while she said that you don't want to pick on the master, the master can go by himself;

Feng Wuli waited for a long time, and found that she was motionless, and asked if she was asleep. Wang Xilou suddenly opened his eyes, and said angrily, "Who turned off my TV!"

They had already entered the elevator. Fortunately, there was no one in the elevator after four o'clock.

"Open, open, I will turn on the TV for you now." He pretended to have a remote control in his hand, and pressed it against the elevator door, "Okay, I will turn on the TV, but it will turn on after a while, let's wait .”

"You liar!" She suddenly cried and said, "You didn't turn on the TV at all, that's not how you turn on the TV!"

Feng Wuli had a splitting headache, "Then how should it be done?"

"You didn't turn on the power!" Wang Xilou went to the elevator door and turned on the floors one by one. Feng Wuli hurriedly pulled her back. The woman insisted that she had to turn on the TV, so don't pull me.

Then Feng Wuli watched her light up all the floors.

Now every next floor has to open the elevator door again.

Speechless!
"Are you drunk?" Wang Xilou suddenly stood still and said to him with a serious face.

Feng Wuli was so tired, at first he thought she was cute, but now he just thinks why this woman is so annoying: "Yeah, I'm so dizzy, can Wang Xilou send me back to rest."

"kiss Me!"

"what?"

"Kiss master, kiss master quickly!!" She began to play tricks.

"Go back and kiss again, okay?"

"But I want to kiss you now." She chirped.

"Go back and kiss again, okay kid Wang Xilou?"

"Bodhisattva! It's Wang Xilou Bodhisattva!"

Feng Wuli was in a dilemma. It is impossible to kiss now. There are still cameras in the elevator. At this moment, the elevator finally reached their floor. Feng Wuli yelled "No! Run", and then ran directly outside , Wang Xilou couldn't react at all, and when he saw him running away, he immediately chased after him sullenly, although she was dizzy and didn't know why she insisted on chasing him.

After running for a few steps, she stopped running and squatted down.

Feng Wuli looked back and saw that the master was squatting at the elevator door with his knees in his arms, and then turned back to tease her.

Wang Xilou immediately got up and chased after him, so Feng Wuli ran another distance, and the master and apprentice began to fight a guerrilla war in the short distance from the elevator to the door of the house.

Finally back in the house, an octopus was lying on his back, and she said drunkenly: "The wind is unreasonable..."

"Ok?"

"Master wants to shush."

"I'll take you to the bathroom now."

"Hee hee, give you a kiss."

Feng Wuli was also a little dizzy at first, but he became sober after being teased by Wang Xilou. He reluctantly carried the warm and soft Master on his back, closed the door with one hand, and went all the way back to the room to send her to the toilet. Everyone has fallen asleep.

The sleeping little zombie's neck seemed to have no bones, and it rested on his shoulders. He shook her head and shook her head back and forth.

Feng smiled unreasonably and put her on the bed, took off the outer coat for her, kicked off the slippers, put her on the bed and covered her with a quilt.

"You're still a fairy, sleeping like a pig." He pinched the little zombie's face angrily, it was so tender that water came out, it was hot and soft.

He also snores, which sounds like a small animal. He is not honest when sleeping, and likes to grab the quilt.

Feng Wuli quickly lost the quilt on his body, he had already gotten used to it, and went to get a small quilt with a calm expression.

After a while, the blanket was also snatched away.

"..." He went to get another blanket.

Persisted for 10 minutes.

No, you can grab a quilt if you cover it, and you can grab it if you cover it separately. This person must be sick!Isn't it just pretending to sleep and playing with yourself?
It was almost dawn.

Feng Wuli was really tired, and he also needed to rest to refine the strength of the alcohol, thinking that his body would not catch a cold, although he felt uncomfortable without a quilt.

There was no quilt, and the man didn't intend to let him go. Twenty minutes later, a little zombie lay on his body, sleeping soundly on his chest.

Feng Wuli reached out and stroked the hair on her back, pulled a small quilt over and covered the two of them, and fell asleep at some point.

Originally, he could sleep until the afternoon, but Wang Xilou woke up after [-]:[-] urinating, hurriedly got up, put on his slippers and thumped to release the flood, and the whole zombie felt comfortable.

"I have to take it, I have to take it." She came out with wet hands, shook the water off her hands, and found that the apprentice was no longer there.

The sun was so bright outside, as if punishing myself for a hangover, I deliberately exaggerated the sun to make myself feel guilty for not sleeping well at night.

She didn't have a hangover headache, and she couldn't remember what happened last night, why she woke up so late today, and then slowly recalled some details. Slowly, Wang Xilou felt a cold sweat from fright, thinking of herself last night Noisy and noisy, she slowly clasped her blood-red toes, showing her dignity as a master! !
Haha, forget it.

In the screen of Wang Xilou, a mouse on the computer screen appeared in the air in the room, and the mouse was clicked with the right button, and then clicked to refresh.

Push the door out.

Sensing that no one was at home, they probably all went to the store, so they went back to the room, kicked off their slippers and jumped back on the bed.

The quilt was full of the smell of the precious apprentice, she hugged it and inhaled it to replenish the apprentice's energy.

There was a wechat, sent after nine o'clock, the apprentice said that he had no class today, yesterday gave Po Nu and Chifu half a day off, and today she is also given half a day off, come back in the afternoon.

So, I don't know how long I haven't had a vacation.

I took out my phone, swiped Douyin for a while, and saw the sand sculpture video burst into music.

After a while, I opened the door and went out again, dragged the floor of the house, arranged the shoe cabinet neatly, moved quilt covers, pillowcases and the like to the roof to dry, and turned on the TV to watch when I came back.

I checked the time, it was only 10:30.

"So durable for half an hour?!" Wang Xilou was shocked.

The balcony streamed into the living room with golden sunlight, and the disturbed curtain brushed her face with sunlight.

Sitting on the sofa, watching TV shows bored, and from time to time, she used her mobile phone to scroll through Douyin, Shuishui family group, and Moments. When there was no one at home, her posture lying on the sofa was hard to describe, except that she had no human figure.

I checked the time, only 15 minutes had passed!
I checked Douyin for a while, and watched a few videos I posted, and the highest number of likes was only over 2000.

I admired my manicure and toenails, and the more I looked at them, the more beautiful I felt, so I took pictures and sent them to Feng Wuli to ask if they looked good.

10 minute later.

She got up to change out of her pajamas, put on a pair of denim suspenders with pure white short sleeves on her upper body, squatted by the shoe cabinet, put on small sandals, and opened the door with an umbrella.

no way

It's so boring at home.

She misses her apprentice so much.

(End of this chapter)