not a monster

After eleven o'clock, the little zombie appeared in the flower shop again. Feng Wuli laughed when he saw her. Wang Xilou suspected that he was laughing at his embarrassment last night. She stiffened her neck and chose not to ask. Opportunity to speak.

Turn the pages and turn the pages!What happened to Bodhisattva Wang Xilou yesterday has anything to do with the little Zombie Wang Xilou today!
"Should the staff room be changed to a back kitchen? It's too troublesome to go home and cook all the time." After entering the store, she took an apron from the staff room and put it on. Fu, she's too short and didn't notice it just now.

Feng Wuli also felt that this was the case, since it was a family workshop anyway, so he changed the rear by himself, but the staff room at the back was only [-] square meters, and there was no place to rest after making the kitchen. The girls are on lunch break.

"But there are not enough places." He pondered.

"It doesn't need to be too troublesome. It's enough to have a stove and a rice cooker. You can make a compartment in the middle and divide it into a small place. You see, there is also water here. When the time comes, pull a water pipe here..." She looked Been thinking about this for a while now.

Feng Wuli nodded: "I'll look for the master in a few days."

"Why do you want me?" She looked up at him and asked with a hippie smile.

Feng Wuli ignored her, gave her a look to understand the emotion of "I feel speechless about her bad joke", and was about to go back to continue watching movies with the shop manager of Chifu, but Wang Xilou immediately became unhappy, and made him wonder again Disrespect to Master.

annoying!

The shopkeeper over there shrunk to a very small one, hugged his knees and stepped on the sofa together. The white socks were actually a bit dirty. This child is also not good at buying new clothes by himself.' Miserly girl, she is concentrating on watching a funny clip in "Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons", she is fascinated by her beauty.

She can look serious when watching a comedy, which is unique.

Suddenly, an advertisement popped up in the corner.

And it was an extremely unscrupulous advertisement, the manager of Chifu's expression froze.

She didn't know what it was that popped up suddenly, but she couldn't help but blush when she saw this embarrassing picture, she was alone in front of the computer now, if they misunderstood her secretly watching these things later, she felt like she would say something with a hundred mouths unclear.

She quietly looked at the two people next to her who were busy in their love affair, but she didn't look over, she hurriedly dragged the mouse to cross out the ad, her white finger clicked on the left button of the mouse, it was clearly aimed at the pop-up ad The word 'Close' in the upper left corner was pressed, and after about [-] second——

"Boys and girls are secretly playing!"

"Come in and get warm!"

"Um, uh-huh~"

The store manager felt betrayed by the whole world, and his whole body quickly petrified, watching the passionate screen on the computer and the wandering voice resounding throughout the flower shop.

Her silence at this moment was deafening!
When Feng Wuli found the manager of Chifu, he only saw a stone statue in front of the computer.

The little girl had tears in her eyes, and she frantically told him yes, no, no, no, no, Feng Wuli nodded repeatedly and said he knew.

"You know it!" The manager of Chifu felt that he could save him again.

He hesitated to speak several times, and said in a low voice: "Master Chifu, next time you can look at these things when no one is around."

"I told you I didn't open it!" She grabbed Feng Wuli's collar with her little hand.

"I know I know, that is, if you are interested in these, next time you can..."

"Not interested! I'm not interested in these things at all! What kind of broken computer are you!" She pulled her collar and almost touched his nose.

The wind grinned unreasonably.

There is no class on Tuesday morning, and there is a section of college Chinese in the afternoon.

One can imagine the meaning of the Chinese class in the Academy of Letters and Sciences. The class was attended by a middle-aged woman with gold-rimmed glasses. She sat down and began to give lectures. She never left the podium and read the PPT page after page. .

She read all the words on the PPT, and turned the page after reading, accompanied by the hot temperature in the afternoon, and her tone and speed of speech remained unchanged throughout the whole process.

One-third of them were lying down, and the remaining two-thirds were playing with their phones.

But the teacher above didn't care at all, and continued to teach her class. Feng Wuli suspected that even if there were no students below, she could still enter this classroom, finish her PPT, and leave after class.

This teacher exudes a strong aura of beating workers.

Outside the window, there are green trees, it looks like the wind is very strong, the sound of rushing is like a sea of ​​bamboo, and it is like the constant loud sound during the tide, and the voices of students below are approaching and then moving away, but such a strong wind can't blow in at all, the wind is unreasonable I feel that it would be a pity if the wind stops when school is over. I seem to have pork knuckles to eat tonight, and the paper cups at home seem to be used up. Wang Xilou told him to wait and go to the supermarket to buy some after school.

Oh, and the cat food is almost finished.

He took out his mobile phone and clicked on JD.com, just in time to see that the store he often buys is holding an event, saying that old users can get ten yuan back for the positive comments and photos of Maobao’s food.

Feng Wuli searched all over his mobile phone but couldn't find the photo Ye Ji took while eating cat food, but there was a photo taken when Wang Xilou had just moved to the new house and cooked a very sumptuous meal, Ye Ji also turned into a humanoid sitting Next to him, it's just that everyone has rice in their bowls, and hers has cat food in their bowls.

This……

After thinking about it for a while, Feng Wuli cut Ye Ji out separately, after thinking about it, he used a photo of Ye Ji's body to paste his face on, and then sent it out, writing a good review: I have bought this cat food for many years, Every time my cat clamors for cat food, it only recognizes this one. It is well received, and I will buy it next time.

I don't know if I can get ten yuan in cash back.

He suddenly didn't know what this university was for.

Suddenly wanted to go to the park with Ye Ji to throw a frisbee.

When No. 15 minutes into the class, someone suddenly came in from the front door.

It was a beautiful girl wearing denim suspenders, a white short-sleeved shirt on her upper body, and her skin was so white and tender. The girl tied a high ponytail, looking refreshing. She adjusted her black glasses, hugged the book, and said: "Sorry teacher, I'm late."

A pebble was dropped in a boring and peaceful classroom, causing ripples. Everyone looked up and found that the pebble was still a small pink crystal, beautiful and generous.

The teacher glanced at her, "Go and sit down."

"Ok."

"Don't be late next time, if you are late and leave early, you will be deducted from your normal points."

"Thank you teacher." She lifted her glasses again.

In the eyes of more than half of the people in the class, either looking openly or secretly, no one remembered that there was such a girl in the class. Friends followed suit and moved a seat inside.

Wang Xilou went over with the book in his arms, nodded to him, and sat beside him.

"What are you doing here?" he asked softly.

"Student, please listen carefully in class." Wang Xilou adjusted his glasses with a serious face.

Feng Wuli was numb and looked at the book she was holding.

Obviously she couldn't have a textbook, but she just took an extracurricular reading from Feng Wuli's primary school at home, "The Old Man and the Sea", it seems to be a set of six, many people from outside the school would come to the school to sell books, Parents have to be present. Every time Wang Xilou listens to a lecture, she always sits upright and listens carefully. After the lecture, she will take out her Hello Kitty wallet to pay for it. Books are sold out later.

He has dozens of children's books like this at home.

Wang Xilou opened "The Old Man and the Sea" and watched it with relish.

The woman who held her hand to buy children's books back then is now taking that children's book to class with herself.

Feng Wuli felt that the class suddenly became interesting.

He leaned over to read the book she was reading: "What are you reading?"

"Here." She closed the book and showed him the title.

"Hold me by the hand."

"No! It's class!"

Wang Xilou secretly checked to see if the teacher above had noticed her, and then kept her seriousness again. She said, "I still molested female classmates in class."

"How did you come?"

"I'm not busy in the afternoon, so I sneaked over here, and Po Nu also came, but there are a lot of people below, and she's playing below." She pulled out a hand and put it under the table, pinching the clothes at Feng Wuli's elbow and tugging at it. , he found that small hand without looking down, grabbed it and held it under the table, and held it for about ten seconds, then they released it tacitly, and interlocked their fingers.

No one can see these small actions.

"You still have glasses."

"Poulu's, a pair of plain glasses, does the master look like a female college student?" Among other things, after wearing the glasses, she really lost her naive air, Feng Wuli thought it was amazing.

"I wear it."

Wang Xilou took it off with one hand, Feng Wuli put it on and looked at it, and asked her if she was handsome, Wang Xilou said that he didn't look good in it, so he took off the glasses again and put them on for her.

The students in the back felt that they were suddenly full after the last Chinese class.

Who is a good person who goes to college and brings his family!
Wang Xilou is not a person who can read books. After more than ten minutes of pretending, the small movements become more and more. He touches the phone and puts it down. He wants to chat with him but is afraid of being discovered by the teacher. He admires his fingernails. After a while He started to draw a watch for Feng Wuli's wrist, and played tic-tac-toe with him, saying that Xie Jieshu must be pretending to sit so straight.

Feng Wuli felt that if Feng Ling'er was like her, she probably wouldn't even pass the high school entrance examination.

In fact, Wang Xilou tried to listen to what the teacher was talking about on the podium, and the Chinese class was the only class she could understand. Sometimes there would be people Wang Xilou knew, for example, they were talking about modern times. In Chinese history, she said that she often heard several names at that time, and there were some others, even her old acquaintances.

But I can't stand this class, it's too boring!

In less than half an hour, the teacher on the podium knocked down a fairy, and the little zombie had already learned to sleep on the table, at least it was a skill Feng Wuli learned after high school.

In a way it's a genius.

But she lay on the table and didn't sleep, she leaned her arms on her pillow and turned her face towards him, looking at him with a smirk, and when she saw him looking over, she said with a soft smile, "I still peeked at the female classmates in class."

This master is like a goblin.

The get out of class bell rang and the teacher said get out of class was over.

She stood up abruptly and bent over: "Thank you teacher! Goodbye teacher!"

Then she discovered that it was different from what she had imagined.

The teacher on the podium had a funny face on his face, and the students in the class laughed unabashedly. Feng Wuli didn't feel ashamed, so he got up and pulled her out of the classroom.

"Let's go."

"Wait." She turned around and shouted, "Jieshu is together!"

Xie Jieshu packed up her things and followed him blankly, wondering why the main body was such a shameful guy.

Only some people in the class looked at each other in blank dismay.

"Feng Wuli's family are all very handsome."

At this time, Zheng Chuanbo looked like someone from the past: "What's the matter, that was his girlfriend just now, you don't know, his girlfriend has a twin sister who is exactly the same, and a younger sister who is in junior high school, all of them are good-looking!" As if He knew these were things to brag about.

"hiss--"

"Xie Jieshu is really his cousin."

"Yes."

"So I have another chance?"

"I'm starving to death, let's talk about it after eating."

The corridors and stairwells of the teaching building were already full of people. Wang Xilou was dragged forward and looked around. There were a bunch of college students around her, which gave her a feeling that college students were worthless, but in her In my mind, it seems that it is more difficult to enter the university than to climb to the sky, but now I suddenly find that the sky is too crowded to get down.

"A lot of college students." She made such a silly sigh.

"There must be many college students in your university."

"That's it."

Xie Jieshu said: "There is a club recruiting activity below, and many tents have been pulled up. Do you want to go and have a look?"

"is it today?"

"It lasted several days."

"Do you have to join the club?"

"No, there is only one point that you can get from the club. Don't underestimate the two points. If you don't get the reward credits, no one else will have classes in the next semester of your senior year. You still have to come back to study with your juniors. Go to class." After she had done enough strategies, Feng Wuli had a really good feeling for her.

"Okay, I'll report one."

Wang Xilou hugged his chest, unable to understand what they were talking about.

It was only 04:30 when school was over, and the sky was still bright outside, and the empty floor and the entire tree-lined outside the teaching building were filled with various recruiting clubs and lectures.

There are all kinds of clubs, and the three of them took a stack of posters and promotional papers after walking tens of meters.

The most eye-catching among them must be the guitar club, the hip-hop club, the most intuitive performing club, pull out two little brothers and sisters in front of the door, sit there, play a piece of guitar, show off a piece of dancing skills, and immediately gather around People from the big circle come over.

There are also Hanfu clubs, Wang Xilou is very interested, and Xie Jieshu is not interested in these clubs that require payment to enter.

Some associations also run a small game, and even have prizes to receive. The enthusiasm of the seniors and sisters surpasses the autumn tigers in September. If you catch someone, you will ask if you want to know more. The talk is so good that I beg my grandpa to tell my grandma, I hope you can join , After you go to the interview, you will ask again: Why do you want to join this club.

What a fuck.

Feng Wuli also ran into his roommate, Wang Qingfeng and Zhang Li were surprised when they saw Wang Xilou, looked over there and said, "I just saw my sister-in-law over there, why did you come here suddenly?"

Feng Wuli had already guessed what it was.

The three of them asked their roommates to lead the way, and pushed through the crowd to find a corner of the overhead floor over there. They also surrounded a large circle of people, even more people than the guitar club and hip-hop club.

Free Fight Club.

In the circle in the center of the crowd, it seems that two people are playing an exhibition match. A beautiful girl is wearing boxing gloves, and she is doing butterfly steps on tiptoe, catching her opponent and beating her into a grandson.

"Vice President, Vice President, come on!"

"Why didn't the vice president take action?"

"The vice-president is obviously letting others learn girls."

The vice-president is suffering, and he still can't tell!
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