not a monster

In the living room, Po Nu was holding a glass of water and looking at the two people in front of her. She originally planned to play games all night long, but she was kicked out when Chifu was sleeping. Now after hearing their story, there was a strange light in her eyes.

"You two... are you so playful with me when you carry me behind your back?"

Feng Wuli rolled his eyes at her, "Stop making trouble, we agreed that Wang Xilou will use my body to practice."

He sat on the sofa and hugged his chest, but he felt awkward no matter what. Then he realized that Wang Xilou had great ambitions. Up there.

Feng Wuli was speechless and let go of his awkward hand.

"Why are you so anxious? You have to get used to it for a while." Wang Xilou stood up. The height of over 1.8 meters was a very novel experience for her. She looked at Po Nu and herself next to her and discovered that the original expression in her apprentice's eyes was She was like this, she smiled and said: "Let's go back to sleep."

Feng Wuli looked at his face, and was even more embarrassed when he thought that this thing had to share the same bed with him. Although he knew that it was his face and that the core inside was Wang Xilou, he still couldn't accept it. , stretched out his hand in front of him and refused: "I don't want it, it always feels weird."

"What's weird?" Wang Xilou looked puzzled. Feng Wuli looked at his face acting like a little girl and felt his teeth ache: "Can you stop using my face to act like a girl?"

She put her hands on her hips and accused: "You don't act like a man, I won't sit with my legs spread wide."

"Anyway, what's the point of being at home..."

"Then don't worry about Master, it's already two o'clock, go to bed first."

"I don't want..." Feng Wuli still couldn't accept it. Maybe it was okay for girls to sleep with girls, and Po Nu and Wang Xilou often slept together, but he couldn't accept sharing a bed with a man, even if that man was himself. "I'll forget about sleeping on the sofa. It feels weird to see my face sleeping next to me."

Po Nu was watching the conversation between the two in a daze, his little head thinking hard.

"Tsk..." Wang Xilou ignored him and nodded to Po Nu, who was still drinking water strategically over there: "Come here and serve me to bed."

Po Nu followed him hehe, the two of them put their heads together and didn't know what they were talking about. Feng Wuli looked at her head and asked, "What are you going to do?"

The door slammed shut, and Po Nu was vaguely heard inside, asking with excitement, "What does it feel like?" ''Oh, I want to try it too. Is there any way for me to try it too? ''Wouldn't this be bad? '

Feng Wuli covered his face, and suddenly thought of a post, what would happen if you suddenly turned into a boy? The following was full of unsightly comments from old Si Ji. He was not sure how much fun these two little sisters dared to have, and Po Nu would just do whatever he wanted. Why did Wang Xilou follow suit?

He patted their door and warned: "Don't make me weak!"

Both of them are unreliable, so they shouldn't believe Wang Xilou's evil deeds. Feng Wuli was a little depressed and spent the night on the sofa.

As soon as I lay down, I felt something spread out.

I opened my eyes and chose to sleep on my side - it was also uncomfortable.

Sleeping on your stomach is even more uncomfortable.

Finally, he changed back to the sleeping position of lying flat on his back, staring blankly at the ceiling, thinking about how Wang Xilou usually slept.

There were no curtains in the living room. When the sun came out, the whole living room was bright. After Feng Wuli woke up and stood up, he felt that his vision had become shorter. Then he realized what happened last night. He looked at the wall clock on the wall and it was only half past six. Go Brush your teeth and wash your face in the bathroom.

He looked at himself in the mirror. This face was naturally very familiar to him, but it was the first time to observe it from such a perspective. Feng Wuli felt it was very novel. He made a little movement, and Wang Xilou in the mirror made corresponding movements. , he pulled up his eyelids in a funny way, arched the pig's nose, and opened his mouth with both hands to reveal his gums.

Then he used Wang Xilou's face to make a few expressions, and found that no matter how ugly he pretended to be, the 800-year-old old woman in the mirror still looked very good-looking, and her eyes seemed to be full of spring water when she smiled.

"Wang Xilou is really beautiful."

He flashed his middle finger towards the mirror, and was very happy to see Wang Xilou flashing his middle finger in the mirror.

It's a bit annoying when I'm getting dressed. He is not a young boy. He is already more familiar with the master's body than Wang Xilou. Although Xiangyan is Xiangyan no matter how many times he sees it, there is no such thing as being stunned.

He is really annoyed!

He only knows how to untie Wang Xilou's small clothes. How should he put them on? Is there a bra wrap, oh, there is a sports bra, this is good.

There were so many skirts, but he was determined not to wear them. He found a pair of shorts that he used to wear, and the upper body was also short-sleeved. The clothes that had been eliminated because they were too small looked loose on Wang Xilou.

He was still studying how to tie his hair, but Wang Xilou had already gotten up and entered the bathroom wearing big underwear. He smiled when he saw him.

Feng Wuli rolled his eyes at her and gave up on tying up his hair. When she was disappointed, Wang Xilou picked up the shark clip next to him and tied his hair back.

"Did you try practicing last night?" Feng Wuli asked.

"No, I spent the whole night studying your baby with Po Nu."

"Change it back."

"Don't worry! Master has feelings."

"What does it feel like?"

"If you want to feel like peeing, let me, master is going to use the baby."

Feng Wuliang kicked him, and for the first time she felt that her face was so mean. When Wang Xilou finished draining the water and came out, her expression was a little dazed, and she sighed:

"So this is what it feels like to stand and pee."

"Don't talk about this kind of topic early in the morning. Let me talk to you seriously."

"Master sensed spiritual power yesterday and should be able to use your body to cultivate. However, the road to becoming an immortal is slim, and Master may not be able to use your body to cultivate to the level of an immortal."

Feng Wuli sighed: "Then change it back."

She refused and put her hands on her hips: "No, Master wants to be a man for a while."

"What's the point?"

"Master used to think that if I were a man, my mother and father would not sell me."

Feng Wuli opened his mouth and said angrily: "You just think it's fun."

"That's it. You will play the role of master these days, and the master will play you. Isn't that what immortal people are like? If you live a long life, you should find fun in your life."

"...You shouldn't have had this idea from the beginning, right?"

"How great. Do you think we will go back to our hometown in Huaiqing tomorrow to help with the work? You don't know any farm work, and you don't know how to build a house. The master is a girl after all. If you want to help with the heavy work, my uncle will definitely not agree. It’s just right for Master to use your identity to pick and carry it!”

"...Can you pretend to be good?"

"Why can't you pretend to be good? Master has watched you grow up since you were a child and doesn't know you well?" Wang Xilou coughed and cleared his throat, then looked at him with a straight face and a pair of white eyes: "Is something wrong?"

Absolutely, it's exactly the same as his usual tone of voice!

(End of this chapter)