not a monster

With sleepy eyes, Chifu came out of the room despite the mess. He put his hand under the hem of his clothes and scratched it, and came out yawning.

She wondered if she was still awake. Looking at the busy figures in the kitchen, she blankly asked Wang Xilou, who was playing on his mobile phone on the sofa:

"He's not going to blow up the kitchen, is he?"

It’s my birthday, and the biggest slacker in the family is actually making breakfast?

Can the cooked food be eaten?

She sniffed, why, it actually smelled quite good.

"Why is he shirtless making breakfast?"

"...Who knows what's going on with her." Feng Wuli was also speechless. This bitch said she wanted to experience all the things that men can do that women can't do. He couldn't understand why being shirtless at home could be counted as one of them. .

Feng Wuli looked at Chifuli's confused look and found it a bit funny. He grabbed her shoulders and asked, "Chifuli, do you like Wuli?"

"??" Chifu felt quite baffled: "Why do you ask this?"

"We sisters have a heart-to-heart relationship. Don't worry, I won't tell him. You tell me whether you like being unreasonable or not."

She glanced at the man busy in the kitchen and whispered, "I like it."

"Really? What kind of like?"

"Just, just like you!"

"Which one is mine?"

"Male, that's the kind of thing a man loves and a woman loves!"

Chifu is a bit shy. Even if she is a little sister talking about this, she is still very shy. She also has a character. She acts very cold and serious, and she is very majestic and hates Feng Wuli. How could Shifu manager admit that he likes that big bad guy?

"Hiss—" Feng Wuli took a breath and nodded to her.

Girl, I admit you.

But it's impossible for us, because I'm not a perverted lolita!

It probably rained again last night, and the ground was wet the next day. The early morning wind brought a chill, and the puddles on the roadside continued to ripple, reflecting the broken and melodious clear sky.

After breakfast, Feng Wuli and Wang Xilou went to the flower shop to open the door. Ponu had to sleep until ten o'clock every day to bask in the sun before getting up. The store manager Chifu would have come with her on her bicycle, but today I don't know why she kept coming. Hiding in the room and unwilling to come out.

Wang Xilou glanced at the apprentice next to her suspiciously. She guessed that it was this bad apprentice who was bullying Chifu again.

Feng Wuli said: "Send a WeChat message to Ms. Su later. Let's go over and borrow a car."

“When are we going to buy a car?”

"I'll take a look."

“It’s a lot of money to buy a car.”

Feng Wuli frowned and glanced at her, a little unbearable: "Can you please don't use so many modalities when speaking? I won't even speak like this."

Wang Xilou grinned and put his hand on his apprentice's shoulder. Feng Wuli slapped him away angrily. He suddenly thought of something and said, "Wait a minute, don't reveal your secret. I'll tell my mother..."

"I know, with your boring personality, you are neither far nor close to anyone. You stand there like an outsider, just like your master."

"Anyway, don't be too enthusiastic and don't do things that are inconsistent with my behavior."

"Lori, let's go!"

"Let's practice. I'll play you well these two days, and you'll play me well."

"How to practice this?" Wang Xilou was puzzled.

Feng Wuli said seriously: "In this case, let's start with you calling me master."

Wang Xilou blinked.

"Look, I've called you master for so many years, and now you've called me for a few days, what does that mean?"

"Go home, Master will have a showdown with you today!"

Feng Wuli glared at her angrily and walked a few steps faster, leaving her behind. Wang Xilou caught up with her and asked him where he usually put the baby when walking. She felt that it was inconvenient to put it anywhere. Feng Wuli silently walked a few steps faster and threw her away.

The young couple had just arrived at the flower shop. The piano store next to them had opened early. The piano teacher was sitting on a table and chair at the door, eating soy milk and fried dough sticks and watching them racing there. It felt funny.

"Morning."

"Morning." Feng Wuli is not used to Wang Xilou's social relationships. He talks to people in a gentle but not salty way, neither far nor close. He can have a good relationship with everyone, but it is more like completing a task.

"Isn't there a holiday for the National Day?" Wang Xilou is different from him. The sunny and cheerful old sister-in-law talks like a carrot.

The piano teacher felt that the young couple were acting strangely today.

Feng Wuli didn't care much about whether it would ruin his character. Anyway, it only lasted a few days. No one with such a big brain would have thought of the exchange between the two. Women have those days where their tempers become weird...well , Wang Xilou has been through menopause for hundreds of years, so he probably still hasn’t.

He opened the flower shop. There were not many people there in the early morning. Wang Xilou was a little excited. He drank a few large glasses of water and said he was thinking about going to the men's restroom in the mall to see what the urinals were like.

She had been thinking about what she couldn't do as a girl but could do as a boy, but it turned out that the only thing left was to go to the men's bathroom and look at the urinal.

Feng Wuli sat on the boss's chair and laughed at her: "It's boring, so I said it's not fun."

"What else can a man do that a woman can't do?" Wang Xilou refused to give up.

"You think it's the past. Now there's nothing a man can do that a woman can't. Women can also block half of the sky."

"Yes, alas! Then why do men and women seem to be so quarreling online?"

"Easy."

Wang Xilou sighed heavily, feeling that it was such a pity, "Now is the best time!"

It seemed that he really couldn't find any fun, so he pushed Feng Wuli to the side to turn on the computer to play. She laughed when she saw her apprentice's dark face.

Feng Wuli went to spray water on the flowers, and after a while Po Nu came too. She was wearing a cool suspender belt, denim shorts and thin high-heeled sandals. She walked in a carefree manner, like a young and beautiful confused girl.

When she saw Wang Xilou dressed in boys' clothes at the door, she ran over and tried to hug him with her chest buried in her chest.

He was arrested by Feng Wuli with one hand.

Po Nu refused to let her go, holding her hand and complaining pitifully: "Dear apprentice, you don't even know? Why did Wang Xilou bully me last night!?"

"...I see you are quite enjoying it."

"No, no way!" Po Nu whispered: "Wang Xilou really went too far last night. Give me a chance to take revenge. I..."

"If you have free time, take these flowerpots outside."

"If you move, can you give me a chance for revenge?"

"will not."

"Don't move!" Po Nu made a sneak attack with a five-clawed golden dragon, and quickly fled the scene after the attack.

Feng Wuli's face became extremely ugly.

In the afternoon, they went to Su Xiaoxin's apartment to borrow the car, and asked Ms. Su that she would not go back because she was taking a graduate student to attend some conference.

I asked the family again, and my second uncle and the others also came back. It seems that my cousin brought a few high school classmates back to her hometown to play.

Among them was the chemistry class representative. Wang Xiluo was already prepared on how to tease the girl, but the cousin said she had a lot of homework to ask him, a college student.

The smile on his face suddenly froze.

Feng Wuli was amused: "Change it back. When people ask you, you will embarrass me if you don't know."

"...If you don't change, Master will go back to work. You are so lazy that you will definitely not work. At worst, I will pretend to go to the toilet when they ask, and then use it to ask you, and you can tell me again!"

Feng was unreasonable and there was nothing he could do to her.

(End of this chapter)