Liao Zhai Great Kind People

Chapter 51
Taoist Faluo came to the door by himself, and cast many spells in front of Pang Tong, such as swallowing fireballs, swallowing swords, transforming people into living people and other spells, which made Pang Tong dumbfounded and admired in his heart.

He believed from the bottom of his heart that Taoist Faluo was omnipotent, and firmly believed that Taoist Faluo was an immortal from the fairy world, who came down to the earth to subdue demons and slay demons, and subdue the two goblins, Yaofei and Zhang Xiu.

Seeing Faluo Daoist's cold sweat and retreating appearance, Pang Tong couldn't help but feel a little anxious, and urged: "Faluo Heavenly Master, what are you hesitating for? Isn't it just the oil pan? You should do it!"

Master Faluo: "..."

You don't hesitate, but when I cook it, it will immediately turn into fried conch!
Then take it out of the oil pan, and only a toothpick is missing, so it's all done!
Thinking in horror, he suddenly noticed out of the corner of his eye that Zhang Xiu actually took out a toothpick, and even prepared the five-spice noodles!Just waiting for him to get into the frying pan! !

Real Faluo: "@#￥%￥#@..."

Do you need to cooperate like this!

Conch Daoist was stiff all over, sweat dripping down as if he had just taken a bath, he looked at Zhang Xiu anxiously, feeling that he had seen through his real body, and said with a straight face: "Your Majesty, is the imperial concubine empress or not?" Monster, it has yet to be verified, Pindao is not feeling well, so I am leaving!"

While talking, everyone only felt a flower in front of them, a strange flower descended from the sky, and with the sound of Faluo Taoist, the figure of Faluo Taoist disappeared out of thin air.

Amid the shocked and inexplicable expressions on everyone's face, Zhang Xiu couldn't help showing a weird expression when she saw the big conch in the lake water that was diving into the muddy water.

Not to mention how clumsy the conch Taoist's illusion is... Can conch live in fresh water?

When he was wondering, suddenly, a reminder sounded in his mind.

[God has the virtue of good life, you successfully released a conch, and you will be rewarded with a lifespan of 300 years]

Zhang Xiu showed a clear expression, nodded with a smile on her face, confirmed that the conch spirit survived, and turned to look at Prime Minister Pang Tong: "Master Prime Minister, the celestial master you invited seems a bit unreliable what?"

It's up to you!
The corners of Pang Tong's eyes twitched slightly, and he quickly recovered his composure. He looked at the butcher's knife and golden cudgel in Zhang Xiu's hands, and showed a puzzled expression: "Zhuangyuanlang, Yuqiansheng, you come here with something , is there something wrong?"

"Oh, Prime Minister, you're right, it's my fault at this time!"

When Zhang Xiu heard this, she immediately showed a face of shame, put down the spiced noodles and toothpicks in her hands, and solemnly pleaded guilty: "Your Majesty, I shouldn't have brought these things to the Imperial Garden, I am ashamed!"

Pang Tong: "..."

emperor:"……"

After a while of silence, the emperor laughed loudly and said: "It's okay, you never tire of food and food, and you are practicing the teachings of the sage yourself, Zhuangyuan Lang!"

"Your behavior is very kind to me. Whatever reward you want, just say it, and I will agree to it!"

Zhang Xiu smiled when she heard this, and said, "Your Majesty, I have had no ambitions since I was a child, and I am not greedy at all!
My lifelong dream is to be the dean of Luzhou Academy one day.

If His Majesty really wants to reward you, you can reward me with a few million taels of silver at will, and then ask Taifu Wang to give me the position of dean of Luzhou Academy temporarily, er, just ask him to give it to me temporarily for the rest of his life. "

Emperor: "@#￥%￥#@..."

Are you not greedy?

If you can find someone who is more greedy than you, I will wring my head off and use it as a chamber pot for you! !
After ignoring Zhang Xiu's non-greedy request, the emperor looked at Prime Minister Pang Tong expressionlessly, and said indifferently: "Prime Minister Pang, you are talking nonsense in court and falsely accusing my noble concubine of being a monster, can you be convicted?"

Pang Tong lifted up his robe solemnly, knelt down in front of the steps, and kowtowed in fear: "I mistakenly believed in the slander of the monster, and I ask your majesty to come down with your crimes. I hope that your majesty will read that I am old and old. I beg your majesty to allow me to sue my old age." Homecoming!"

This time in the confrontation between the emperor and his ministers in the imperial garden, Pang Tong can be said to have suffered a crushing defeat, but he has been in control of the court for many years, and almost all major events in the court were decided by him. guilty.

The emperor smiled slightly and said: "The prime minister has done a lot of hard work, how can I blame you for such a trivial matter, not to mention that the prime minister has to decide on major affairs in the court, and I can't bear you to return home when you are old."

"Well... how about this, I will fine you another 2000 years of salary, as a warning to others!"

As he said that, he turned to look at Li Jinzhong, the eunuch next to him, and said angrily, "You blind slave, are you still waiting for the prime minister to deliver the money in person? Why don't you go to the prime minister's house and get the silver!!"

"@#￥%￥#@..."

Li Jinzhong looked at the emperor in embarrassment, was speechless for a while, and at the same time smiled wryly in his heart.

But Your Majesty, the prime minister's family can no longer make up the 2000 year salary!
……

After Li Jinzhong left, under Pang Tong's almost murderous gaze, Zhang Xiu sprinkled the five-spice powder he had prepared on top of the fried chicken, put it into his mouth piece by piece with a toothpick, and deliberately shared it with other people. Asked for the chicken butt, ready to pack it up and take it back for Yan Feng to enjoy.

Just when he was eating with relish, suddenly, a gust of wind blew up out of nowhere!
All of a sudden, there was a strong wind and sand, flying sand and rocks, and the whole imperial garden became dark and dark, and everyone was blown to this side.

When the strong wind plowed the ground, everyone looked around in a mess and found that there was not a single person missing in the imperial garden, so they breathed a sigh of relief.

Only Zhang Xiu looked ugly, staring at his empty desk, and said angrily: "Where did the goblin come from, to be so bold as to snatch away all of Yan Feng's dick!"

At the same time, in a cave, the female Jiaolong looked at the whirlwind coming in from the outside in front of her, and she laughed so hard that she put her hands on her hips and said, "Hahaha, Brother Feihu, your whirlwind magical power is very useful, no matter whether he is People are ghosts, and they will all be caught by you!"

Amidst the female dragon's loud laughter, the whirlwind gradually stopped, revealing a burly white tiger spirit with a tiger head and a tiger brain.

This white tiger spirit was found by her friend Conch spirit, and she often heard the praise from Conch spirit, how smart and brave this white tiger spirit was, which made her very satisfied.

Looking at the meat chewed by the white tiger, the mother Jiaolong was slightly taken aback, and asked in surprise: "You ate Zhang Xiu?!"

Bai Hujing looked at his mother Jiaolong suspiciously: "Who is Zhang Xiu?"

The mother Jiaolong immediately stared at her eyes: "Didn't you go to catch Zhang Xiu? If you don't know Zhang Xiu, why did you go to the Imperial Garden?"

Bai Hujing smiled indifferently: "Hey, I didn't know that, I just knew, this chicken butt is really delicious!"

Mother Jiaolong: "..."

Conch essence, come out for me!Is this the wise and courageous helper you found for my old lady? ?
(End of this chapter)