Liao Zhai Great Kind People
Chapter 52 Do You Think I'm Stupid
Chapter 52 Do You Think I'm Stupid
Late at night, Luzhou Guild Hall.
Xiao Aoxue stood in front of the basin, stared at the conch in the basin, swallowed her saliva, and whispered longingly: "Snail girl, it's already night, you should hurry up and cook..."
Zhang Xiu walked forward with a dark face, complaining: "It's a conch, you call it an snail, how could it come out!"
Ao Xue suddenly realized: "So it is like this!"
Yan Feng glanced at the two of them, covered his forehead and said, "You guys even got your gender wrong!!"
This conch was caught by Ao Xue from the artificial lake in the palace after hearing about what happened during the day, because she heard the story of the snail girl and wanted to make it cook for herself, but...
Taoist Faluo showed his original shape in the water basin, and looked at Yan Feng with tears streaming down his face: "..."
Made, finally met a normal person!
Pindao is a man, a man!Pindao is no snail girl!
At this moment, Yan Feng took out a fire talisman and said with sharp eyes: "So, let's roast it and eat it!"
Taoist Faluo: "!!!"
Under Yan Feng's horrifying gaze, a flash of light came out of the basin, Taoist Faluo turned back into a human form, overturned the basin, and sat on the ground tremblingly, wanting to cry without tears: "Three immortal elders, I beg you Receive the supernatural power!"
Zhang Xiu sneered, and said coldly: "That depends on your performance. Tell me, you and Prime Minister Pang, who is the mastermind!"
Taoist Faluo looked at Zhang Xiu in fear, and said knowing everything: "Reporting to Immortal Elder, I was bewitched by Yujiaolong and came here to deal with you. The villain is also infatuated for a while, please forgive me..."
"Jade Jiaolong?"
Amidst Zhang Xiu's puzzled expression, Ao Xue gasped and said, "He was talking about the female dragon who wanted to suck my dragon energy!"
Zhang Xiu nodded, and looked at Taoist Faluo with sharp eyes: "What a bold conch, who actually intends to assassinate me, Zhang, tell me honestly... what does Jiaolong taste like, is it better than you?"
Taoist Faluo: "..."
Immortal, I really don't know about this! !
Looking at Zhang Xiu who took out the butcher knife and sharpened it under the starry sky, he was so frightened that he almost cried out. After a long while, he trembled and said, "By the way, Elder Immortal, apart from me, Yu Jiaolong also I found a wise and brave white tiger spirit to be my helper! That white tiger spirit and I are best friends, and he knows a samadhi kamikaze spell, which can sweep away everything in the world!"
"Samadhi kamikaze?"
Hearing this, Zhang Xiu gasped, looked at Yan Feng suddenly, and said, "It turned out that he took your dick butt, so I said I'll pack it for you!"
Yan Feng: "..."
Ghosts want to eat that thing! !
Yan Feng rolled his eyes at him full of depression, and said: "This female Jiaolong really has a wicked heart. In order to deal with us, she even did things like bewitching ministers. If we let it go like this, I don't know what she will do. We have to find a way to get rid of her."
Zhang Xiu pondered for a while, then pondered: "Jiao is the genus of the dragon. There are [-] fish in the pond, and the jiao comes to be the leader. He can fly the fish and put them in the water, and the jiao will go away."
"Jiaolong is transformed from a fish. It just so happens that I have 20 years of fishing experience. If we get some bait and a fishing rod that fish like, can we catch her?"
Yan Feng: "@#¥%¥#@..."
Taoist Faluo: "@#¥%¥#@..."
It's strange that this can be caught!
Also, this time not only the gender, but also the species, you have been mistaken!
……
The next day, at noon.
Zhang Xiu came to the outskirts with a fishing rod, and patiently started fishing by the small river where the white tiger spirit often haunts.
Not long after, a thick-headed young man came to Zhang Xiu's side with a suspicious expression on his face.
After staring at Zhang Xiu for a while, he frowned and asked, "Well, are you Zhang Xiu?"
Zhang Xiu glanced at him lightly and said, "No, the Dragon King of Xiajinghe!"
The young man gasped: "You are the Dragon King of Jinghe?!"
"Siblings and brothers of the Dragon King of Jinghe, dear relatives and friends, Zhao Ji is also!"
After listening to the young man, he sighed a little depressed: "Hey, I thought you were Zhang Xiu."
As he said that, the young man sat down beside Zhang Xiu, and muttered to himself: "Yu Jiaolong's information is not accurate at all, she clearly told me to come to the river to catch Zhang Xiu, but none of Zhang Xiu came. It hurts me to make a trip in vain..."
This young man is indeed the transformation of the White Tiger Spirit.
Yu Jiaolong found that Zhang Xiu had gone out of the city alone, and she was overjoyed. She wanted to take down Zhang Xiu first, suck his essence, and after her mana greatly increased, she would deal with Ao Xue and Yan Feng.
Ever since, the White Tiger Spirit was first sent out to test it out.
It's just that she didn't expect that this wise and brave white tiger spirit hadn't made a move for a long time, which made her feel anxious while watching from the sidelines.
At this time, Zhang Xiu had already recognized the identity of the White Tiger Spirit, turned her head slowly, and showed a kind smile to the White Tiger Spirit: "So you know Yu Jiaolong, and I have heard of her. I heard that she likes to eat tigers the most." Meat, often go to the river to trick the tigers to drink water, take their hearts and livers to drink, and even take off the tiger skins to use as quilts!"
Bai Hujing's face turned pale with fright: "Is what you said true?"
Zhang Xiu said dissatisfiedly: "This can be false. I heard from the Taoist Faluo. I heard from the Taoist Faluo that Yu Jiaolong often partners with her to deceive ignorant tiger spirits."
Hearing this, Bai Hujing's expression gradually became ugly, he clenched his fists, gritted his teeth and said: "What a Faluo Taoist, it's in vain for me to trust him so much, I didn't expect him to cheat me with Yu Jiaolong!"
"Fortunately, I kept an eye out and didn't tell him my weakness, otherwise I'm afraid I would have been skinned by that Yujiaolong now and used it as a quilt!"
Zhang Xiu gasped, and said with concern on his face: "Brother Hu, you must guard your weaknesses carefully, and you must not tell others!"
"Why don't you tell me your weaknesses first, and let me help you as a consultant, so why don't you get tricked by others in the future?"
Bai Hujing leaned back and looked at Zhang Xiu with a wise face: "Do you think I'm stupid? I told you. What if you tell others about my fear of fire?"
Zhang Xiu: "#¥%¥#@..."
How did this white tiger spirit live to such a large size!
I haven't even used the ecstasy method yet! !
After a while, Zhang Xiu watched the white tiger go away cursing with a complicated expression, then took a deep breath, looked at the conch spirit hanging on the fishhook, and asked with a strange expression: "Is this what you mean by wisdom and courage? "
Taoist Faluo was silent for a while: "..."
Immortal Chief, I said earlier that the full name he gave himself...is called Wisdom and Braveness White Tiger Essence!
(End of this chapter)
Late at night, Luzhou Guild Hall.
Xiao Aoxue stood in front of the basin, stared at the conch in the basin, swallowed her saliva, and whispered longingly: "Snail girl, it's already night, you should hurry up and cook..."
Zhang Xiu walked forward with a dark face, complaining: "It's a conch, you call it an snail, how could it come out!"
Ao Xue suddenly realized: "So it is like this!"
Yan Feng glanced at the two of them, covered his forehead and said, "You guys even got your gender wrong!!"
This conch was caught by Ao Xue from the artificial lake in the palace after hearing about what happened during the day, because she heard the story of the snail girl and wanted to make it cook for herself, but...
Taoist Faluo showed his original shape in the water basin, and looked at Yan Feng with tears streaming down his face: "..."
Made, finally met a normal person!
Pindao is a man, a man!Pindao is no snail girl!
At this moment, Yan Feng took out a fire talisman and said with sharp eyes: "So, let's roast it and eat it!"
Taoist Faluo: "!!!"
Under Yan Feng's horrifying gaze, a flash of light came out of the basin, Taoist Faluo turned back into a human form, overturned the basin, and sat on the ground tremblingly, wanting to cry without tears: "Three immortal elders, I beg you Receive the supernatural power!"
Zhang Xiu sneered, and said coldly: "That depends on your performance. Tell me, you and Prime Minister Pang, who is the mastermind!"
Taoist Faluo looked at Zhang Xiu in fear, and said knowing everything: "Reporting to Immortal Elder, I was bewitched by Yujiaolong and came here to deal with you. The villain is also infatuated for a while, please forgive me..."
"Jade Jiaolong?"
Amidst Zhang Xiu's puzzled expression, Ao Xue gasped and said, "He was talking about the female dragon who wanted to suck my dragon energy!"
Zhang Xiu nodded, and looked at Taoist Faluo with sharp eyes: "What a bold conch, who actually intends to assassinate me, Zhang, tell me honestly... what does Jiaolong taste like, is it better than you?"
Taoist Faluo: "..."
Immortal, I really don't know about this! !
Looking at Zhang Xiu who took out the butcher knife and sharpened it under the starry sky, he was so frightened that he almost cried out. After a long while, he trembled and said, "By the way, Elder Immortal, apart from me, Yu Jiaolong also I found a wise and brave white tiger spirit to be my helper! That white tiger spirit and I are best friends, and he knows a samadhi kamikaze spell, which can sweep away everything in the world!"
"Samadhi kamikaze?"
Hearing this, Zhang Xiu gasped, looked at Yan Feng suddenly, and said, "It turned out that he took your dick butt, so I said I'll pack it for you!"
Yan Feng: "..."
Ghosts want to eat that thing! !
Yan Feng rolled his eyes at him full of depression, and said: "This female Jiaolong really has a wicked heart. In order to deal with us, she even did things like bewitching ministers. If we let it go like this, I don't know what she will do. We have to find a way to get rid of her."
Zhang Xiu pondered for a while, then pondered: "Jiao is the genus of the dragon. There are [-] fish in the pond, and the jiao comes to be the leader. He can fly the fish and put them in the water, and the jiao will go away."
"Jiaolong is transformed from a fish. It just so happens that I have 20 years of fishing experience. If we get some bait and a fishing rod that fish like, can we catch her?"
Yan Feng: "@#¥%¥#@..."
Taoist Faluo: "@#¥%¥#@..."
It's strange that this can be caught!
Also, this time not only the gender, but also the species, you have been mistaken!
……
The next day, at noon.
Zhang Xiu came to the outskirts with a fishing rod, and patiently started fishing by the small river where the white tiger spirit often haunts.
Not long after, a thick-headed young man came to Zhang Xiu's side with a suspicious expression on his face.
After staring at Zhang Xiu for a while, he frowned and asked, "Well, are you Zhang Xiu?"
Zhang Xiu glanced at him lightly and said, "No, the Dragon King of Xiajinghe!"
The young man gasped: "You are the Dragon King of Jinghe?!"
"Siblings and brothers of the Dragon King of Jinghe, dear relatives and friends, Zhao Ji is also!"
After listening to the young man, he sighed a little depressed: "Hey, I thought you were Zhang Xiu."
As he said that, the young man sat down beside Zhang Xiu, and muttered to himself: "Yu Jiaolong's information is not accurate at all, she clearly told me to come to the river to catch Zhang Xiu, but none of Zhang Xiu came. It hurts me to make a trip in vain..."
This young man is indeed the transformation of the White Tiger Spirit.
Yu Jiaolong found that Zhang Xiu had gone out of the city alone, and she was overjoyed. She wanted to take down Zhang Xiu first, suck his essence, and after her mana greatly increased, she would deal with Ao Xue and Yan Feng.
Ever since, the White Tiger Spirit was first sent out to test it out.
It's just that she didn't expect that this wise and brave white tiger spirit hadn't made a move for a long time, which made her feel anxious while watching from the sidelines.
At this time, Zhang Xiu had already recognized the identity of the White Tiger Spirit, turned her head slowly, and showed a kind smile to the White Tiger Spirit: "So you know Yu Jiaolong, and I have heard of her. I heard that she likes to eat tigers the most." Meat, often go to the river to trick the tigers to drink water, take their hearts and livers to drink, and even take off the tiger skins to use as quilts!"
Bai Hujing's face turned pale with fright: "Is what you said true?"
Zhang Xiu said dissatisfiedly: "This can be false. I heard from the Taoist Faluo. I heard from the Taoist Faluo that Yu Jiaolong often partners with her to deceive ignorant tiger spirits."
Hearing this, Bai Hujing's expression gradually became ugly, he clenched his fists, gritted his teeth and said: "What a Faluo Taoist, it's in vain for me to trust him so much, I didn't expect him to cheat me with Yu Jiaolong!"
"Fortunately, I kept an eye out and didn't tell him my weakness, otherwise I'm afraid I would have been skinned by that Yujiaolong now and used it as a quilt!"
Zhang Xiu gasped, and said with concern on his face: "Brother Hu, you must guard your weaknesses carefully, and you must not tell others!"
"Why don't you tell me your weaknesses first, and let me help you as a consultant, so why don't you get tricked by others in the future?"
Bai Hujing leaned back and looked at Zhang Xiu with a wise face: "Do you think I'm stupid? I told you. What if you tell others about my fear of fire?"
Zhang Xiu: "#¥%¥#@..."
How did this white tiger spirit live to such a large size!
I haven't even used the ecstasy method yet! !
After a while, Zhang Xiu watched the white tiger go away cursing with a complicated expression, then took a deep breath, looked at the conch spirit hanging on the fishhook, and asked with a strange expression: "Is this what you mean by wisdom and courage? "
Taoist Faluo was silent for a while: "..."
Immortal Chief, I said earlier that the full name he gave himself...is called Wisdom and Braveness White Tiger Essence!
(End of this chapter)
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