The real Taiyi came here for a visit

Chapter 1 Little boy, are you okay?
"Grandpa, grandpa, I'm so scared! Why is this thunder so big, it's scary!" The little girl hid behind the old man and cried, tears streaming down her face, her whole body was so frightened that she felt numb, and she covered her little ears with her hands, The whole body shrank, eyes full of fear, looking at the direction of the thunderstorm in the distance behind the mountain.

The deep black sky cracked countless holes, and in the night, the sky was filled with electric light, superimposed layer by layer, indicating that the extremely angry thunderstorm was preparing for lightning punishment, and a thicker thunder snake flashed mercilessly towards the ground. There was a rumbling, rumbling, howling wind, and the continuous crackling of the bean-heavy rain.

The old man was stroking the little girl's hair with one hand, while twirling the law with the other, looking at the thunderstorm sky from a distance, as if he was doing divination, he could see it more clearly than the little girl, he kept shaking his head and nodding, and kept going back and forth pacing.

"No, it's impossible, it's so strange, this thunder is obviously a tribulation thunder, the night sky is flickering with four colors of lightning, white, purple, red, and gold, and only a true gold immortal will have this vision of thunder calamity.

Ancient records: The white thunder thundered into the world, the purple furious thunder looked at the world of mortals, the red thunder broke through the sky, and the golden thunder god became a fairy.Crossing the tribulation four-color thunder!You don't cross demons, you don't cross monsters, you only cross destiny to become immortals, who has such a blessing, but I don't see any mana fluctuations and magic weapons to resist the thunder disaster.This is so strange, resisting such a thunder calamity alone without relying on external force is nothing but a dream, no matter how strong the body is, it is impossible to overcome the calamity and become a fairy by brute force.

Besides, it is impossible for someone or a big monster to come here to cross the catastrophe in this mountain, I don't know?I really don't know what the hell it is, hey, no matter what it is that survives the tribulation, if it can survive this test, it will be the king of the dynasty.It's better to be a virtuous person, otherwise it's another sign of chaos in the world.Must see what happens! "The old man kept chattering, shaking his head back and forth.

"Master, Qingqing, don't be afraid, I'll go and see what the hell it is." A simple-looking strong boy was about to rush out of the mountain gate while talking, but a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers.

Seeing this, the little girl hurriedly pulled the strong boy tightly, and shouted loudly: You are stupid, Tieniu, this big thunder can split you into a roasted iron cow, who will serve the master, and who will chop the firewood for cooking? ?The dazed child was held back, looked at the terrifying sky thunder outside, shrank his neck back and continued to go to the side in a daze.

At the same time, in the depths of the white mountains and black waters in the far north.On the top of the snow-capped mountain, a woman wearing a ghost mask that looks like crying, not crying, smiling, not laughing, with the wind and snow on her back, is looking at the night in the far south, with the corners of her mouth slightly raised, making a chuckle, but this laughter comes from The long hair covered the back of the head, which is very weird.
The night of storm and thunder finally passed.

After the old man asked his granddaughter and Tieniu to stay in the house and not to go out, he performed the jumping technique and walked towards the back mountain stepping on the grass and trees.Seeing the thriving vegetation on the side of the road, the old man frowned even more.

According to the degree of lightning strikes last night, it is not an exaggeration to say that the world was destroyed. Why is there no abnormality in the scene?Not even a single flower or grass has changed. Could it be that last night was an illusion?
No, it must not be an illusion, such a sharp lightning strike, even if the teacher is still alive, it is impossible to survive it!If it's an illusion, I really can't imagine how great an immortal can do it.There must be something wrong, you have to figure it out, the more the old man thinks about it, the more wrong he is, he accelerates his feet a little bit, so that the speed suddenly increases and he runs forward quickly.

Back Mountain.

There was a new energy vehicle parked by the crystal clear lake. Liang Lianzhan was soaked and naked, standing by the lake looking at his reflection.

Liang Lianzhan held a mobile phone in his right hand, and the screen displayed 110 emergency calls, and his left index finger kept pressing the call button after the phone finished playing: "The number you are calling cannot be connected, please dial later."

He said in his mouth: "Mi is doing trouble, Mi is playing wild, hurry up!"

Liang Lianzhan begged all eighteen gods, but the call still didn't go through.Unwilling to give up, he ran to the car's rear mirror to see what he looked like, and then compared his selfie with his mobile phone, but no matter how he took the picture, he still couldn't find his original look.

It used to be full of greasy face, but now it has become a baby face full of freckles. The middle-aged Mediterranean has disappeared, and it has grown short black and thick hair. It is estimated that the hairstyle will be four or six parts after drying, and it is 11 years old What a time!
Liang Lianzhan, who was not in a joyful mood, looked around, and the scenery was the word "charming"!Definitely a great place to retire.

"Oh, 呸 撞, hit you, even if you are a dream of Red Mansion, Grand View Garden, Lin Daiyu and I pour tea and water, Wang Xifeng helps me with big health care. Seven heads, fast D through me and turn over, I want to turn back, I want to turn back, I want to turn back!” Liang Lianzhan yelled madly at the sky by the lake.

The old man who had been here for less than half an hour, looked at the naked child, ran to the lake to fiddle with the objects in his hand and looked at himself in the water, and ran to the white unknown object for a while, and looked stupidly; He screamed and uttered incomprehensible words, ran naked again and again yelled incomprehensible words, the old man couldn't help but coughed a few times, activated the heart-cleaning mantra, and asked the child who was still screaming: How are you, baby?
(End of this chapter)